This

most people are fucking trash man. Kill all humans.

Americans weren't retards back then

You lost

No, we revolted because they were taxing us without having anyone from our colonies over in England representing our interests and making deals for us.

We had a revolution because we were being taxed without representation in the Parliament, something strongly against the accepted social philosophy of the day.

was that really worth the 250 years of niggardly fucktardation we've had to deal with? if we just waited a few decades longer we'd have had the transatlantic telegram and things would have sorted themselves out

have revolution over tariff on tea

two minutes later

begin to pay tariff on whisky

like maybe they actually knew what was in our best interest and a little short term pain would have been worth the long term gain of maintaining the British Empire

We don't like tea THAT much, is that what they teach britbongs at school?

no matter how you want to spin it, things were far from dire
we chimped out, simple as

Pffffft they were pissed at not having representation in Parliament.
They had representation in our new government. Hope this helps, btw aren't you leafs still subjects to the british monarchy?

There are few Americans remaining with throat value system. 5% of the country, tops

The main retort is because we didn't have a say in that

something something taxation without representation

This. Trump choked

Same same but different.

It was more the violent oppression from when they protested it that led to their independence.

Magatards, folks.

Yes and we were all the same race at the same time with the same faculties but they thought of us as lesser than.

The niggers were here before all that happened. The britshits were literally the one boating most of them over here. Also given the state the UK and Canada are in, it was absolutely worth it.

Well, they also forced the colonies to use the Crown's currency of choice to pay off debt, rather than the colonies' own currency. And the only way to get one from the other was to take out a loan, and you can see where this is going.
They rebelled against the Bank of England.

american history is bad oppression! never again! shame!

c'mon, remember american history and do something like that

that was after the british empire went bankrupt saving you from the french and you refused to pay back the debt.

the chimpout wasn't ideal but would be understandable if america had protected its racial demographics, its constitution and its ideals. it did none of those things, and americans today are the most deracinated, lumbering mystery meat mutt retard faggots ever, half of whom don't even know who george washington is, or they hate him for being "anglo" and "a colonist" because they're brown, fat and mexican and only american citizens at all because they were born there and america has this insane birthright citizenship law for some fucking absurd reason.

britshits

people who founded your country, dumb fuck. and no slavery wasn't a british thing foisted upon americans like you're trying to make out.

Also given the state the UK and Canada are in, it was absolutely worth it.

pot meet kettle, you're not any better off. no, you're not. i know what you're going to say and you're wrong. lol.

Bro have you seen the UK lately? We’re doin pretty alright.

Whiskey Rebel to the President: You're a hypocrite Mr President, you rebelled over taxes yourself.

President Washington to the Whiskey Rebel: That's only partially true. *musket volley noises*

President Washinton to the Whiskey Rebel Corpse: See, I was denied the franchise. Good day.

Don't you think that if we hadn't rebelled and encouraged every other colony/territory to rebel that UK/CAN/AUS etc wouldn't be overrun with formerly colonized people today? They're literally getting their revenge because we abandoned our homeland, kneecapped the Empire and then destabilized the world.

Yes and we were all the same race at the same time with the same faculties but they thought of us as lesser than.

We are not the same race and you are leseser than, peasant

It's not a tariff if you're a colony.

All of this anticolonist woke SJW shit comes from the American Revolution and the Freemasonic faggots "all men are created equal" bullshit
This is literally all our fault in every conceivable fashion.

If the left wants to remind us so much about how the country was created because we hated taxes so much (it was like 0.3% tax on tea), then how come the left constantly votes for and runs on platforms to raise everyones taxes by 5% every 4 years? Seems awfully anti-american to me.

Uh, no I don’t think that, because cultural Marxism came from the continent. We would be rotting even faster like the rest of the anglosphere. The US still being part of the Empire wouldn’t have prevented the royals from being total fucking cucks. Absolutely retarded take.

1. Imagine being so fucking stupid that you take time to make a tweet about this, and get it completely wrong.
2. Convincing other smoothbrains, like OP to go post it on the chans as some sort of "lightbulb" moment.

that was after the british empire went bankrupt saving you from the french and you refused to pay back the debt.

You caused the Seven years war by siding with Prussia. It wasn't like the French decided to randomly invade.

Marx could only dream of doing the damage we did.

This.
No Taxation Without Representation

Whiskey was domestic unlike tea

Have you fucking seen the UK? YES

COPE MUTT. You were always the anti-social retards who couldnt cut it on your ancestral land so you ran away and severed your ancestral ties forever. 1776 was the day every american became a mutt

Americans weren't retards back then

Citations needed
What is certain is that you were filthy liberals and traitors to King and Country.

Yes I've lived there for a year and can only wonder what it would be like today had my ancestors not been foolish enough to come here hundreds of years ago

And they were right to. Your simpering servitude to a German family is sickening.

Filthy ingrate. You were modestly taxed to pay the military needed to protect against French and Spanish expansions into rightful British clay.

but muh representun

Dirty nigger liberal filth. Disgusting.

Correct.

protect against French and Spanish expansions into rightful British clay.

Wars that Britain started in Europe.

I wouldn't trust a Canadian. Canada has direct financial interest in abolishing the tariffs and people will post any bullshit to get money.

It's actually the opposite.
Britain granted tariff exemption to the East India Company without representation.

“This. Taxation without representation.
Currently Americans have nothing but taxation and no actual real representation(just federal reserve managers). Americans are taxed on everything and are also secretly stolen from by the federal reserve attaching debt to every dollar they print which effectively robs Americans before they even get paid.
Pic related: when the triple agent Benjamin franklin made that statement, the crown did not like that, they still don’t hence the civil war and the reserve which tis not federal nor carries any reserves.”

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You are subjects of jewry now

I have to say, this is probably the most cringe shit to come from this board lately. You dumb faggots actually thinking you won anything.

You literally created and granted peerage to the Rothschilds.

Better than Islam.

We need to make a deal where we reunite somehow and diaspora-Brits get Birthright citizenship and we dump all the jeets and muslims in America and let all the oldstock Anglos come home I'm sick of this shit here and sick of seeing Britain gone to shit
United we stand divided we fall

That is correct that is why Americans have enough and implemented their tariff on other countries

that wasnt Americans that was indians that threw the tea into the sea. just another case of mistaken identity.

They are already locked into usmca production and are still hit with the blanket tariff. Key areas are still tariffed 25%. Usmca goods require they contain 75% us manufactured parts inside it get 0%.

SAR?

It was about taxation without representation, retard. After the revolution, we spent the next two centuries tarrifing everyone.

Also given the state the UK and Canada are in

We are in this state thanks to US hegemony and full blown USAIDS you retarded nigger ape
No. They rebelled against their lawful King and Nation.
Based
Based Empire Loyalist
Silence you filthy abo shagging convict
Necessary wars against rivals
Keep your enemies closer Bruce
Jewry imports islam Boris
We reintegrate the US/CA/AU/NZ back into the New Anglo Imperium and kick all the jews, poos, muzrats and niggers the fuck out

Keep your enemies closer

You're the sole reason they exist. How is that keeping them close?

You're the sole reason they exist.

We're the sole reason jewry exists? Stfu you retarded mick.

That has always been an oversimplification.

It wasn't the taxes, it was a country 3,000 miles away collecting the taxes to pay for a war while the colonies had no representation in government.

We're the sole reason jewry exists?

Yes, you elevated them to being an international banking cartel so that you could lose 5 times against Napoleon.

Britain chimps out and starts wars

yall mufuggas who left us to get away from us gunneed pay dem debtz we caused

yall be mufuggin grateful now too

no

STILL seething centuries later

LMAO

muh representayshun

Fucking niggers

Yes, you elevated them to being an international banking cartel

They originated in Frankfurt and expanded to every major European city centuries before that you historically illiterate fucking dunce. Sit the fuck down peasant.
If anyone is responsible it's the fucking vatican for giving them a monopoly on usury and finance.

we had slaves back in the day so I guess we need them again too

That was in Boston. Most of the country fought to keep their slaves.

>STILL seething centuries later

Nah we came back, kicked your asses and burnt down your whitehouse for the lulz.

Muhammad rapes freely in your country thoughever

references something that happened long time ago

nah we aren't still mad

you lost your whole empire and are now becoming an Indian and paki colony lol

So what happens if Britain falls? Does the Anglo become the new Jew? A people without a homeland? Because surely America, Canada, and Australia aren't "ours" they are multicultural globohomo countries. The people who migrate there are all hyphenated, like Japanese-Americans.
I don't think it's good for the world if Anglo/Celtic people become don't have a homeland. I think that's worth protecting. Either that or we need to go back to giving us special legal status in America and make the everyone else second class citizens.

paki/loicense/teeth

Same shit from you mutt niggers everyday. Get new material.
We had one though. The greatest to ever exist besides Rome.
The British Empire was an overt Anglo Supremacist regime that ruled 25% of the planet and lasted 250 years right up to the bitter end in the 50s.
The USA inherited our global hegemony post war and in barely 75 years turned it into anti-White, lgbt, blm, kiked out the ass globohomo clownworld.
That's how mind numbingly incompetent you mutts are.
You lost your nation decades ago with barely a shot fired. You mutilate your infant sons to please the jew and kneel to niggers who dominate your entire subversive materialist culture.
But the highlight is this: you've pissed away the White global hegemony that your betters created - and all for the sake of pandering to kikes, niggers, queers and wahmen. The fact you think you're in any position to judge or proffer advice to others is fucking risible.
And your response?

no u were kiked

It took kikes 300 yrs to kike us and we were never even 10% as kiked as you faggots are now. Cope more.

Americans is no longer a coherent people or identity

You're too smart for /nupol/ which is now full of tarded zogmutts and jeets

I will keep seething into the void because it's either that or die at this point
I wanna go home :( I don't like it here anymore
The injuns was the least of our worries

Have faith lad. We are the greatest race on earth and we're not out yet. A new White Imperium will be formed eventually in one form or another. Ut's inevitable now.

*It's inevitable now.

I am a proponent of a Second Great British Empire.
My ancestors were British subjects. We never formally relinquished that, it was stolen from us by a minority of violent radical heretics. Probably even some of my ancestors drank the kool-aid, I know my father and his father aren't as anti-American as I am, in fact they're quite proudly American. I talk to my dad about our heritage and my desire to see us reunited and he thinks I've gone crazy.
But day by day, I think I see the plan coming into fruition. US joining the Commonwealth is just the first step. The future is bright for our people. It's our world, everyone else is just living in it.

Based. But there is much difficult work to be done.

I would be totally down with going to war with countries instead of negotiating like we're doing now. What's his point?

most certainly. the work has not yet even begun. and save for divine intervention, we may not even see it come to pass in our lifetime.

after the british empire went bankrupt saving you from the french and you refused to pay back the debt.

lol that's totally something we would do

What most people overlook is the patriotic movement afterwards to substitute Nigels herbs with coffee. Us abandoning tea not just as a protest, but a away of individualizing ourselves turned us into a fucking powerhouse. Your tea is garbage, it cannot satiate the addled needs of out energetic warmongering pioneers.
I think we should economically force the beanbelt to tarrif everyone else but us for it as extra salt in the wound. Beans you'll always be thinkin' bout but can't afford.

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No, that's not correct. The American revolutionary war was the end result of a ten year build up of locals demanding representation in the British parliament and not getting it. Eventually, seceding due to lack of a voice. The British attacked and the rest is history.

The tea was saturated with Opium.
We didn't want Britain to drug us up.
If we didn't want to pay "tariffs" we'd just boycott it...

save for divine intervention

Such intervention only manifests through willing individual agents ie us.

Yeah. We won’t pay tariffs. Any foreigners that want our money will pay them for us

Dumb fucking idiot, that was a tariff imposed by Britain on the colonies.

I think God would not be happy if the Jews made us wanderers with no homeland. I think God actually likes us a lot.

adjective: niggardly

ungenerous with money, time, etc.; mean.

"he accused the Government of being unbelievably niggardly"

Ya dingus

shouldn't you be out playing with your toy guns? Oh, you can't cuz its illigal.

Shouldn't you be using your real guns for the reason your constitution specified? No? Because you're a gutless loser.

We are God's chosen people by merit so yes.

Kek. Based.

We Anglos Gonna Make It
WAGMI

The British Tea Party was a response to a tax CUT. The high tax left a market niche for tea smugglers to make a fortune on tax-free tea, but the tax cut brought the price of taxed tea under the price of smuggled tea. The wealthy smugglers didn't like that, so they organized a raid to dump the legal tea.

Kek

The colonies were reserved for just shipping raw materials to the mother country. Manufacturing was reserved for england. The first thing the Continental Congress did when meeting for the first time was impose tariffs

I mean they aren't wrong in trying to have a say, i don't think it's unreasonable.

When you own the world hardship is going to come and i think the people that have ran America certainly understand the consequences of this now being the worlds super power, i think overbearing minds prevailed on all sides in our conflict, people became bloodthirsty at each other due to it, we just needed cooler heads to sort through those grievances and unfortunately it just wasn't there.
It's history i guess, we live and learn, it does sting to see the Americans side with the French though lol.