DO BONGS REALLY?

DO BONGS REALLY?

How do YOU eat you beans on toast? Your hands? pfff

Yes and proud of it.
Why does enjoying simple pleasures make browns seethe so much?

FAGGOT

The beans gave us the means to build Australia.

Yes, they do really, beans on bread is just the tip of the iceberg.

Beans and tost is ok.

Yes we do but I haven't had it in over 10 years

okay sirry okay im just schizo

this would honestly look good if the cheese and onion weren't so thick and the cheese were slightly melted. why do brits have to present even their good ideas in the most revolting possible way?

Nothing beats the Wigan kebab

Bongs are GOD's true Chosen People. The Lord has gifted us with the ability to derive nourishment from any food source, no matter how meagre. This is to ensure that we are able to carry out His mission on Earth without having to worry about what's for dinner.

You can get sausages in them too. Dollope of brown sauce on the side, I know what I having for breakkie

I don't. Wtf is wrong with British mouths? Is it because of WW2 rationing?

The black circle thing is blood.

This is a white man's lunch

I prefer smack barm pea wet.

Why do englanders??

The only other culture that eats blood is the Maasai in Tanzania.

beans and bread are for people who can't afford meat

That looks delicious

eaten all over europe

Must be the lord of flies then.

i cant wait for this fucking faggot to die, what a disgusting piece of worthless, pathetic shit.

This guy takes it in the ass

Fuck gringos. Mr.Bean is my favorite superhero.

Wait? Bongs are beaners?

This enrages the negroe

Can't eat cheese eh?

nah we got blood tacos too. they are called moronga.

Join America already you leaf. You are not one of ours.

literally every culture that has existed on the planet has some sort of blood dish (historically)

Why does this get so much hate? What else do you eat for breakfast?

Pathetic.. i don't get why mexicans are referred to as 'beaners' when the real beaner was the bong all along.

The black circle is fucking delicious.

Mexicans should be called tacos and the British should be called beaners

People assmad someone mixed legumes and bread need to branch out from something other than fried chicken

Mexicans eat a shit ton of corn.. We could call them cobs, or mexicorns.

Bro. I ate a boatload of food at like 9pm yesterday and just woke up. This looks so fucking good and I want to eat a full english but I wouldn't have the capacity to right now

I hope there's butter under those beans

In the UK no matter what if you eat a sandwich it will be BUTTERED, Ham sandwich? BUTTER THAT BREAD, Cheese and Pickle? BUTTER THAT BREAD, BLT? BUTTER THAT FOOKIN BREAD.
If you try explaining to a Brit that anywhere else in the world they don't butter sandwiches as it does fuck all for flavor and is just extra calories they will stare at you with a gormless look on their face and go "thats fookin wrong that is" and then proceed to continue their high calorie WW1 poverty lifestyle.
Our country is built on farmers, miners and the memory of rationing during both world wars, we eat high calorie struggle food because of that, it brings comfort to the simple minds of the people in BRITUN

Also beef paste that people drink and eat on bread.

The butter is to waterproof the bread so it doesn't absorb all the moisture from whatever else you're putting on it, tardo

The British national anthem is not God Save the Queen its Vindaloo by Fat Les, you can walk into any supermarket and half our food is imitation orange paki goop

youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE

lmao keep believing that, not the fact that slathering fat on everything is just from the old times where people had to cram calories into everything they ate because they had to work a full day in the fields.

good buttered toast

decent beans brand

slice of cheese underneath on each

this is a top tier meal. I didn't even realise it was poorfag food, everyone eats that here.

Thats because you were our prisoners, what do you think your ancestors ate when we shipped them over there?

The beans aren't half as offensive as the thin tomato sauce.

at least get your geography right. This is New Zealand, not the penal colony next door. We were a free settler nation.

And with that level of bean-blindness, your culinary opinions are officially null and void.

In honour of this thread I'm going to order fish and chips

Don't argue with him, they are not British, they are just using a VPN.

A number of things have already alerted me to this.

It also has a metallic taste from the tins. Usually trade the beans out in a full english. Most places are decent and will give some extra bacon or an extra sausage, but even if they only offer a veg substitution its still decent.

Don't forget the mushy peas.

anywhere else in the world they don't butter sandwiches

That is where you are wrong, my man.

Essentially. They got a taste for emergency rations, Hawaiians similarly have a taste for canned food. No joke, Hawaiians prefer canned tuna over fresh fish, they literally like canned food more than their ancestry food.

Wasn't an option:(

Interesting observation. Makes sense now that you mention it.

shitskins can't contemplate the idea of eating wholesome simple food instead of the lowest quality ingredients boiled together into what looks like diarrhea with a ton of spices dumped in to make it palatable.

That would be an interesting hamburger bun condiment.

Just make your own, can't be that hard to mash up some peas.

he can't tell the difference because he's a paki immigrant. ignore him, m8

Not just bongs.
Patrician tier: mix some smoked paprika and pepper into your beans. Put slices of cheese under the beans and stack them ontop of one another, I usually do four pieces of toast with cheese for one large can of beans.

Easy, cheap and filling meal.

It does and so does Marmite.

You'd get close, but not authentic

Mushy peas are dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with baking soda, and then rinsed in fresh water, after which the peas are gathered in a saucepan, covered with water, and brought to a boil, and then simmered until the peas are softened. The mush is seasoned with salt and pepper.

From where did the British food comes from?
Do the Irish eat the same garbage so is it a celtic thing? Angles and saxons are from South Denmark and North Germany but we don't eat those weird things and neither do the normans.

Shitskins aren't human.

Poor people food

dude he's EATING AN ENTIRE ONION

Even communist east Germans who had no access to good food found a way to make decent meals the same with west Germany with Currywurst because curry and sausages were cheap.
And for the last 200 years England was per capita richer than most of Europe and other nations poor people food are not that weird.

It's poor people food from about 200 years ago

There's no mystery about it, people just like to hit on us Bongs, so they make up all sorts of rubbish.

beans on toast are not gourmet meals, they are a quick snack that can be made in less than 10 Mins . . .it's no big deal.

Americans: hurr durr bone broth is amazing

Or he could just buy a can of processed peas and mash 'em up, add some salt and pepper and bingo you got a nice succulent side dish.

Yes

Patrician food.

pure euphoria. in this moment, the man is enlightened

sounds bloody good ill have that for my next sammy, cheers m8

Is there anything keeping the toast from going soggy, or is it just beans, tomato sauce and wet bread?

Beans on toast are one of the comfort foods established during the second world war when the UK was being bombed left and right. Similarly for ramen in Japan after being nuked, in the states one equivalent is SPAM.

We tend to butter our toast before beans are added.

Why is everyone squeemish about black pudding?

Oh. I thought the whole thing was that it came around during extreme, adverse times, where dairy would have been harder to get and keep than ingredients for bread and old cans of beans.

No
But that's what social media and Anon Babble perpetuate. It's just anti-British stuff, it happens all the time.

poor food

Brits eating like the Germans are still overhead

search the world for spices but never use them.

etc.

It's just a snack that's cheap and easy to make in a few minutes.
Butter was rationed during the last War and so was bread, baked beans at the time would have been imported so not easy to get either.

It's mostly Mutts deflecting.

Scallops and Black Pudding

A few years ago, this was all the rage at top British Restaurants.
It's an interesting combination, don't seem to see it much now.

Think it goes back to the whole 'blood matzah' and jewish blood rituals. Most people are disgusted by eating, or drinking blood. Also, using blood in your food indicates a lack of other nutritional sources.. if you take a look at some places in asia, or tribes in africa who consume raw cows blood mixed with milk.

Also, using blood in your food indicates a lack of other nutritional sources

Oh please . . . enough of this shit.
Black Pudding tastes good, we don't eat it because of nutrient deficiency.

The real reason many people don't like it is because "Ewww Blood that's gross"

Many years ago I had my son ate week-ends and I used to cook stuff for him and tell lies.
eg. Black pudding was 'French Sausage'
Calamari was 'Chinese bamboo'
etc.
He loved it but had I told him outright he would have probably objected . . .same applies.

we don't eat it because of nutrient deficiency.

I'm not saying you do, i'm saying poor people in poor countries usually rely on what they can scavenge off the animal.. we don't really do that in western countries because we can afford supplements, or get our iron via other sources. What i'm saying is, its a poor mans food.. always has been and always will be. Also, the amount of blood in blood pudding is questionable 30g of pig's blood or about 30% of the ingridients the others being pigs fat, porkrind and oats.

poor man's food

So is pizza, lasanga, lobster, oysters, asparagus, stew, stroganoff, paté, cheese, sausage.... bread...
You just like starving I guess?

30% blood, 30% fat and skin, 30% oats

Oh no, not protein, fat, and carbs with a side of collagen! How could people eat such a meal?

Would you like to tell us what's fealty going on with you, fren?

i'm saying poor people in poor countries usually rely on what they can scavenge off the animal

This goes back to Hunter-gatherer days.
You drink the blood and eat the offal quickly, the rest can wait to some extent.

You have to remember that in some countries they still live like this, they can't drive 10 Minutes to the supermarket to pick up meat in a polystyrene tray, covered with clingfilm.

With all your conviction into thinking it's 'poor mans food' - I'm beginning to think you are just an NPC consumer.

I don't know why you're getting so mad over facts, i didn't come up with it.. it's just how the lay of the land is.
True, the vitals (heart, liver etc) were actually given to the chief.. because it was the most nutrious and the first to spoil as you said yourself.

With all your conviction into thinking it's 'poor mans food'

I'm just saying it as it is, theres a reason why most people don't eat or drink blood.. they didn't really grow up with it.. you get acclimated with the food you grow up with however sparse it is. Stop being butthurt over me stating the fact.

mmm animals

EWWW NO LIKE THAT

lmao

Stop being butthurt over me stating the fact.

Your beliefs aren't facts.
And looking at the last line of your post, you seem to have shifted somewhat and moved into a 'cultural' thing, rather than a 'poor' thing.
Just an observation.

Why did the Romans try to civilize you creatures instead of wiping you out? The entire world would have been infinitely better off.

Black Pudding tastes good

Those are your jewish genes talking.

It's a fact that most people in Europe don't eat offal, blood or vitals anymore.. what in the hell are you on about nigel.. you bongs are a lower denominator in this equation.. but keep eating your bloody sausage like a starving nigger. I'll enjoy my deenz, nuggies.. or perhaps an authentic Danish rugbrødsmad.

What have you got against pate?

WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY

It’s really not that unusual. Even the Romans had a form of blood sausage that was very popular, and plenty of other countries have blood as an ingredient. I personally find it pretty gross, however. How’s your liver paste?

I think spices are good and all, but I hate the idea that good food needs to be a clusterfuck of sauces, condiments, spices, molten cheese and whatnot. I like to appreciate the flavour of individual ingredients accentuated by spices. I also hate that most people seem to think that the shape doesn't matter and it all tastes the same. It's like everyone has a peasant's tongue and I can't relate...

It's true we don't eat as much offal as we used to but posting pictures of crispbread isn't going to prove anything.
Danish food (and Scandi food in general) is far below British food and you know it.
I'm not going to get into a pissing contest and post cherry picked pictures but enjoy your own food, hope it makes you happy.

Ok. I'd still prefer some kind of meat on my sandwich.

Sounded like you were saying it was intrinsically off-putting because blood is poor man's food, and only faggots and sailors eat poor man's food

, but I hate the idea that good food needs to be a clusterfuck of sauces, condiments, spices, molten cheese and whatnot.

That's Americans.

Things can be both cultural and poor. How does one exempt the other?.. eating lobster in the medieval ages was culturally seen as a poor mans food, where today it's seen as rich mans food. You have some idea that i'm trying to wrong you by saying that eating or drinking blood is for poor people, i'm not.. i'm saying it was the only way for some to survive but today we don't need it as you said yourself, we can just walk into the supermarket and grab a whole chicken, or some thick steaks. Nothing wrong with eating blood sausage, its a delicacy in alot of European countries.. but its more of a novelty now rather than a necessity. Also, i love liverpate.. especially hot with button
fried buttonm mushroom and bacon.

Friends always stare at me when we order some food and I take it without a mound of sauces. I just like to taste what I'm eating.
Also adding a lot of sauces and spices is a way to mask bad ingredients and I don't trust them.

what is the problem with horse steaks? did they ask pony girls?

Danish food (and Scandi food in general) is far below British food and you know it.

Yea, thats why your national dish is indian right.. because you bongs know everything you had on the menu was pure shiiite. You had the choice between stargazy pie and a fuckin' crumpet.

Danish food (and Scandi food in general) is far below British food and you know it.

That's going a pretty large step far, friend.

They think it's still WW2.

Yea, thats why your national dish is indian right.

No.
You are , like I said earlier, just an NPC that just follows social media and posts on Anon Babble and think it's real.

Spices and shit should compliment food rather than overpower it, many people forget that.

Love me beans.
Love me sausage.
Love me chip sandwich.

No. You are

Chicken Tikka is an Indian dish you devillish mongrel. Just because some jeet from the bengal area came to bongland and made it popular doesn't make it less indian, stop lying to yourself nigel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tikka

This 'joke' has already been done.

posts jewpedia link

thinks I'm even going to look at it.

Look, I have already mogged you and now you are trying . .' What about . . .[insert shit here]'
Go away, you are dismissed.

Everything that’s good about Indian food was perfected in British cookbooks during the Raj en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Indian_cuisine

I don't know what you're crying about, but everyone here butters their sandwiches as well. It counteracts the dryness of the bread and you can whinge and shit your pants and cry and jump up and down like a toddler all you want, but it's a fact that butter tastes good.
I don't know what sort of worm would make something like a ham sandwich and not put butter on it

Facts don't care about your feelings faggot.

Eating horses just seems taboo, not sure what the pony girl’s take on this would be

Everything that’s good about Indian food was perfected in British cookbooks

Lmao, we wuzzing as jeets.. what next, are you gonna tell me you taught the jeets how to shit on the side of the railroad aswell?

You should have replied mate.
This anon made a number of posts and I called them out for being a non-Brit on a VPN just Larping.
The word 'flavor' in that post would have been flagged up by spellcheck if they were British.
Their other posts are equally suspect.

they are so noble

and smart

and nice

and beautiful

they are better than most humans

that is their take

ride horse to the shop to buy more food

It really isn’t that hard to not eat them

That time they tried to trick everyone into eating horses and almost got away with it
I wonder if they’re still trying this?

Obviously, you don't have to eat pigs aswell, just keep them to clean your shit, keep cows to fertilize the fields and chickens to eat little parasites, insects and whatever. Yet there is never a problem with eating them, horses are no different, just use your ox-cart for buying stuff.

dumb pajeet

I know we had a thing back in 2013 when imported beef from Eastern Euro went into some supermarket ready meals but I still would have eaten it anyway and the fact is, nobody noticed.

I have no problem with Horsemeat but it's not exactly gourmet, it's like a lean beef and best suited to stews and stuff.

You act like a big girls blouse.

Deep fried pizza sounds amazing.

Oxen aren’t quite as fuel-efficient for long-distance travel as they typically run off 1 clump of dry grass per km whereas a horse will only need half a clump
Also you can use an armadillo to eat bugs if your pig is busy

Would you eat a camel?

British food also known as poor people food from the industrial revolution

I would try it.

British food also known as poor people food from the industrial revolution

We've covered this already, read the thread first.
Lurk moar newfag.

fuel-efficient

That's why the cart is important, buy and load more stuff to increase your efficiency. Idk about armadillos, can't pet them without leprosy risks.

pic possibly unrelated

excellent taste anon