Say thank you Japan

domo arigato, mr. nippotto

thanks for putting mutts in their place

I sincerely hope they are able to break free from being a jewmerican vassal country.

Those insider trades right before the announcement? Yeah I'm thinking it has yellow hands all over it

The Cheeto FEARS the Samurai

fux news beginning to manufacture consent for the abandonment of japan

weebs on suicide watch (date TBD)

the jew fears the Samurai

I kneel Nippon-sama...

Trump blinked

It's odd to see the entire world happy to pay 10% after screaming death over it a couple days ago.

Overton Window. Art of the deal bull aside, the most classic negotiation technique is to start high and then drop to your desired price. That's how there's now rtriple digit tariffs on China and 10% tariffs on everyone else and the market is back to where it was before the tariffs

What makes less sense is thst China is essentially embargoed, which will kill the economy for a few years on its own. Also, the EUs tariff exemption plan was clearly not serious and they're not going to negotiate after 90 days. You should be shorting the gain. It's bullshit. Market probably sinks lower than it was over the next week.

I think it was actually China, they have more bonds

It doesn't matter.
Chinks are preparing to demuttify Taiwan and return the favor and it'll be bad ass.

You're about to see the $ crash even harder. Invest in ¥¥¥ while you can and take advantage!

Arigato Gozaimas, nihon-san.

because u will pay it

it was an overleveraged japanese hedge fund.
orange man's masterful gambit triggered stop-loss and they auto-sold bonds so hard it almost acked the dollar.

Is this shit even true? Japanese twitter don't seem to understand what the heck is going on

you're the one paying the 10% tarrifs, trayvon.

Based Japan weeks win again

hedge fund

didn’t hedge

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Thank you Japbros, now take their steel while you have him by the ballbonds

they were doing basis trading and the masterful gambit triggered the triggers.
they didn't lose money because that's what those triggers are for, it just nuked the bond market.

The hedge was: government will bail us out.

Even odder these faggots that seem to hate us decided to try to tax their own citizens to "help" us.

us steel is a bankrupt shitheap that was almost dead without Sleepy Joe shoving half a billion to keep it alive.
The kaps wanted it to compete with China but if the Stable Genius thinks he can make steel better than the japanese, by all means he should be allowed to try.

there's a reason it went almost bankrupt while administered by ameriniggers.

Trump first started talking about tariffs in the 80s because of Japan's manufacturing dominance. Now he's folding to Japan. Lol

lmao

I browsed Japanese Twitter and most Japanese just want their Prime Minister Ishiba to resign because he isn't doing anything to stop illegal Chinese and Kurdish immigration

Trump already said Japan, South Korea, and Vietnam are negotiating deals.
No, Japan holds the most US bonds.

Nippon Steel

They have manufacturing bases in China, which is why Trump doesn't want to give them anything.

essentially embargoed,

How the fuck?
Its only the US who isn't biying from china

We already tried to explain to them but it's lost on them.
Basically 10% on everyone isn't much a problem. Sure it would be better to drop them, but if all products but american made ones are tariffed, we will still be able to be competitive.
The people who wanted a french wine, a BMW or a Rolex or a Switch 2 will swallow the 10% increase. Inequal tariffs at a ridiculous rate like 200% on EU alcohol would hurt, but 10% blanket for everyone but China? Well...every product that we compete with China will be more attactive to americans consumers, and there's many things they don't produce. Basically it's just a price increase for mutts. Kinda retarded but not much of our problem.

trump said

Rakesh....

I can't believe nintendo would do this

Yes? Trump is the President. He literally told the reporters there were representatives from those countries already in the US.

i know, if they throw 10% on everyone it's still cheaper than USA.
if they throw 200% they need factories, and that's impossible.
if they throw 200% on europe and 10% on vietnam let's say, they'll still run up a deficit with vietnam.

they can't do shit without factories.

fuck you japan

No, I approve for putting the moron in chief in his place.

Jap politics is just being annoyed with China and wondering why South Korea is STILL so butthurt, then occasionally saying "Hmm, America seems to be doing something. Japan should also do something, and maybe this will be good for Japan. Maybe it might not be, but let's work hard together!"
They are pretty damn apolitical.

Oh man he is the president, he cannot lie!!
Literally never happened with this retard.

When did your gubment grow a pair? First time in decades grorious Nihon is actually giving the middle finger to Unc' Joeberg.

Arigato nippon-chan

Nobody else has levied retaliatory tariffs? Only China?

No, it's more obeying America at every instance, forgiving Yankee military rapists, crying about China and North Korea and then advertising Japanese kawaii culture.
Even this sell off was not the government.
Vietnam announced they're negotiating publicly already and Japan denied any claims of retaliatory tariffs which Chinese media was falsely claiming.

He also said the tarrifs were based in existing tarrifs but that was complete bullshit

China had to decouple from the US before they could invade Taiwan. Shit. I like that big green island, it's beautiful.

Well, there are people who keep saying the same things over and over again on both right and left, of course
But I meant even Japs who aren't like that aren't sure about this

You know you're the one paying the tariffs, right?

Europe did some limited ones, can't do anything substantial because they have all sorts of dependencies (military, tech, LNG etc)

he's american

Someone is still selling a lot of bonds, the yield is up and down like a whores drawers.

Donald Ducks

lmao, brilliant

No anon you seem confused by the concept of I'll just buy something else. Does Europe not have options? Lmao.

ok Mao.....everyone knows it was china

You personally? Maybe. Americans consoomers as a whole? They were on the verge of burning cities for a delay on the Switch 2.

Domo arigato. Please remember that they nuked you twice, so please do it again.

oh, so he's russian

Thanks Japanman.

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Yes
Your central bank is controlled by the Rothchilds banking cabal

Mk anon. I'm glad ai was invented it basically calls you retards out and you can't say anything to it because you know it's unbiased. lmao. Enjoy your tariffs!

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The mutt fears the samurai.

it's higher than the event that made the stable genius fold.
people are rightfully divesting from the shitshow that is jewsa.

misinformation is arrestable- best stop lying

this has never happened before, so you should be good. you got this.

You'll buy something way expensive for america? Then why did you faggots imported those eggs? Shouldn't you enjoy only the american produce?

the market is back to where it was before the tariffs

Until the supply lines buckle and prolapse like an asshole. Then you're looking at mass closures and Line goes Up or Down will mean nothing.

Taps response

Enjoy.

Thinks we are still importing them

Confused by shortages due to bird flu

Thinks shortages means permanent

I don't even know anon you guys have the stupidest arguments. I mean chatgpt sets you straight. So you guys can continue to seethe about it.

abandonment of japan

I worry for Japan.

Poo calling others rapists

LMAO

Its not enough to cause dislocation. Trump has to keep the 10% tariff tax on consumption to pay for Elon's tax cut.

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Maybe this was the plan all along. You're right that 10% does basically nothing and it won't bring any jobs back. Pretty blackpilling for trump to reverse stance in a week. I guess I should have seen it coming after he flip flopped back and forth with mexico and canada.

once you all stop framing this yourselves as a trade war and realize its a supply chain, port control and raw material realignment, you'd see America just made a substantial gain and successful isolated China, all while showing the markets are ok with 125% tariff on China

no both migashits who think it was chyna and fox news running a cover story that it was japan are both wrong

hedge funds were blowing up

china was seeing that they were getting blamed for dumping treasuries on social media potentially interpreting it as an attack and the kikes on wall street invented a cover story of japan dumping so that china doesn't retaliate and ACTUALLY start dumping. it's a cover story and from this point on trump/wall street kikes don't want to escalate more.

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wait... doesn't this mean the nips betrayed America

Well it probably wasn't that but thanks anyway Japan, Shinzo bless.

no, theyre strict allies, just very good pragmatic management of their trillion dollar pension fund

muh bonds are the jewish vice grip

Interesting...

NIBBON PAIZURI!

trumpu-san we don't even know what's going on

expert level power level hiding

and the market is back to where it was before the tariffs

Except the shiny rock market....actually none of them seem to be. There's still a full 100 basis points for Trump to play with via money printing to get "back".