Here's your white trad wife

here's your white trad wife

Let me guess, you need more?

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Feet bros.. how do we come back from this

I need a lobotomy too.

We will all be cyborged anyways
she's just getting a head start

bobbleheads

kek

Tfw no nugget gf

I’d give her a whirl

I've always wanted to fuck a girl like this.
just lay back with her on top and spin her.

did lol

You forgot one useless part. Remove the head.

she's a pens fan. kinda keen now.

She can't kick or scratch

Based. The perfect sex doll

Hot I've always wanted to fuck a human chicken nugget

how the fuck is she supposed to cook me dinner without hands and legs?

she's mostly just missing my baby in her

Carlos

If i wanna get married with her, what kind of wedding ring should i Buy, imagine el sexooo

Reminds me of the Antifa shooter and his girlfriend 'paddles'.

She's at naturally perfect blowjob height, and you don't have to worry about her cheaping out and using her hands instead

No tap tap tap LMAO

She'd better have compensating advantages such as being a criminal mastermind

The hero that shot him got pardoned.

A woman without thighs.

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Here’s your limbless trad wife fuck doll, bro. KEK

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That's good news, I thought they were going to make an example of him George Floyd style.

Deal

over 20lbs?

This spam thread relies on shock value

That's what I need. A woman who can't cook or do any house chores and I have to do all the effort in having sex.

I do not need genetic abomination of human.

That’s what it says, dawg. Hilarious.

PDXTREME OVER 25 LBS OF TITS PUSSY & ASS

FANTA FLESH MEGA FUCK SLUT

can't run away

can't fight you off

if only she was mute

Only licking the stubs can test your true hyperborean mettle.

Probably worth buying, at the end of the day. Beats having some roastie hanging around you nagging all the time.

The perfect woman doesn't exis...

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I'm thinking Arby's and McDonalds

Umm a real life woman version of that would probably be a great thing to fuck

yeah why live

At least you can walk out of the house and get away from her

not disabled

slutvis showing off her stumps

naive zoomer voice with negro drawl

“She built differnt.”