The US cannot afford to fuck up our relationship with Canada

We need to come to the table and give Canada a good deal. If they drop us and start building bridges with China we're in for a complete and total disaster in the future. No matter what we need to ensure that the liberal leadership of Canada gets a generous offer from us and they're happy with the terms and conditions. We also can't afford to make Europe angry they were already switching teams before the tariffs drama was unleashed. Let's play it smart.

There are Asian women who literally look like this

That's right. Shut the fuck UP, and negotiate with us like A MAN. Don't make me slap you with my COCK.

Canada must agree to renegotiate the USMCA. They have been one over on us for far too long.

too late. Trump pissed in the pool.

USA must negotiate, to bring fresh lobster to the dinner table of every Canadian. Otherwise, we're going to burn your white house down (again) and kick your butts like it's 1812.

I'd bang every single one of them

NO FUCKING MERCY, RAKE IT ALL!
WE GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO JOIN.

So are you gonna call Trump up and tell him this, or...?

This. Fuck canada.

the USMCA that Trump negotiated, signed and bragged about making in his first term? So you're admitting he got mogged by Trudeau and whoever was Mexico's leader back then? ouch

Vermont makes maple syrup too.

Canada has been close with China since the Obama administration. It wasn't until Trudeau that they became flagrantly open with it. Our parliament threatening to move their dealings with China is something that they were already in the trajectory for.

See, here:
youtu.be/6n-AsrNEQSI?si=9HtgEwu4ZTjVNVVq
For context, Xi practically chastises Trudeau for leaking information of a g20 meeting.

Here is them practically allowing them to bring there military here and familiarize themselves to our terrain:
youtu.be/3bnWoZg_L1E?si=2p8Oub5ciGlgybiq

Here is interference reports from our intelligence:
foreigninterferencecommission.ca/fileadmin/foreign_interference_commission/Documents/Exhibits_and_Presentations/Exhibits/COM0000137
(I removed the .pdf at the end of the link).

Also, whenever you hear "BC billionaire", that's a Chinese national that the CCP financed into coming to Canada for the sole purpose of stealing their resources.

All signs appear to point that a potential land invasion could be coming from the Pacific coast line and Canada seems to be holding the gates open for us to be conquered. America should eviscerate this shithole off the map already.

You ain't got the war crimes in you anymore

You need to get over the past, break ups happen. Canada, like Europe, are Chinese now.

muh syrup
muh whiskey

Did I ask for your dumb, ignore ant opinion? Where's my fresh lobster?

See:
"BC Billionaire considering buying Hudson Bay"
youtube.com/shorts/OmlZOfuRCTg?si=KxPJtUt6znNwFE0_

Literally a Chinese influencer. I can literally conduct a massive scale report just simply talking to chinese people with a tape recorder and send it off to the American Military and just 30 minutes of hearing what's on that audio would probably give Americans implausible deniability to invade Canada.

If they drop us and start building bridges with China we're in for a complete and total disaster in the future.

Not we, they are fucked because they are incapable of being on the same level as our global economy. Hope they enjoy chicken-poop fed fish and paying more for water and chemically pumped chicken.
whatta midwit kike-like take.

No. Think bigger. We take Canada and China can fuck themselves.

The United States needs to make a strong ally of Canada because it is the only border to America that is largely unsupervised, more so than the Mexican border. If china is allowed a foothold into Canada they can inject their agents at will.

I can't tell you exactly why but I can tell you that there must be something instinctive, perhaps a beastial nature within me that makes me want to fuck this squirrel and fill it with my cum.

They've already been doing that... Ffs. You guys aren't able to defend yourselves can you...

Listen. Shut up. These are our demands.

1) Stop having guns.
2) Ban your christianity.
3) Stop cutting your penises.

You've been put on notice, by CANADA.

Also, make the economy green again.

no one cares about canada anymore

What a wonder how we get 2 brownoid leaf takes at the same time.

shut the fuck up leaf

That’s the joke, nigger too bad CHINADA has been PENETRATED by SCHWAB

You shut the fuck up. You broke the economy, are you stupid or what? Listen. Sit down and shut up. We're here to negotiate a new deal. First off all, change that stupid fucking attitude of yours. It's ticking us all off. Second, put Obama back in office. That guy was cool. Third of all, I want lobster. Provide lobster for all Canadians or else you are a failed loser state who can't even provide lobster. These terms are non-negotiatible unless we negotiate them.

Peace up, from Canada.

I'm sure that will go well for you

I would rather the streets of Ontario run red with the blood of faggot leftists, jeets, and chinks than to play it safe.

canada is already owned by china
their only hope for freedom is annexation

Are you stupid? I'm from Ontario and it's the best part of Canada. The people are so friendly here, and they even clap when your car gets stuck in the snow.

First off all, change that stupid fucking attitude of yours. It's ticking us all off.

It's ticking us all off.

Good, we should do it more often. It's cute watching you guys get mad just like a child <3

Canada's not even going to exist as a nation in a hundred years, what's the point?
They'll be vassalized by the chinks in all but name, and then the USA will conquer them to secure their northern border.

Oh yeah? Just for that, I'm going to drive around your capital and take photos and send them to China. Clearly you're a child.

imma do what google earth already has for FREE! that will show you!

he does it for free kek

big nerdy glasses, gooky squinty cross eyes, mousey hair, goofy buck teeth and smell funny like kimchi.

why does this drive white men to madness?

After hearing the other side speak I've concluded that they're nuts and not worth negotiating with. In the event of an invasion we will enact a scorched earth policy and nuke all of our farmland. Hopefully the soil will stay radioactive for a hundred million years and they'll inherit nothing but cancer from us.

It was good negotiating with you guys but clearly you need to grow up.

we will enact a scorched earth policy and nuke all of our farmland.

You don't even have nukes you brown peasant that does everything proudly for free.

cmon my northern brethren let’s just be the same country
you know you wanna
we’ll help you kick out the jeets and you help us kick out the central and south americans

Fuck you!! I'll be dumping my entire sea salt collection into the great lakes so you can never fish there again.

Salting the earth is a war crime and you leafs don't have the balls for such acts against humanity. Anyways, go have fun in your non-nuke having nation lil guy.

Fuck you, loser!! Attention to all Canadians: I've just texted a declaration of war to Donald Trump. We are currently at war with the psychos of the united states!! Dump all of your salt shakers onto the ground, detonate all of your nukes, cut down all of the trees, kill all of the wildlives!! Set your houses on fire too. By making our country unappealing, we can deprive them of our precious resources!! So thats what we're doing.

lets all cut our noses and ears off in spite of our face

kek

The US cannot afford to fuck up our relationship with Canada

We also can't afford to make Europe angry they were already switching teams before the tariffs drama was unleashed.

You can break the trust once and you already did that.

Let's play it smart.

You probably should have thought about consequences before you elected Trump second time.

They are no longer a nation, just an economic zone.

There are also White women who literally look like that.

I love mousy women who get embarrassed and turn bright red when you bring them to orgasm. I will not apologize for feeling that way.

Weren't you finnish fucks just begging us americans to join NATO to defend you? Clean up.

basically a 51st state. The fact they don't even have nukes yet we have hundreds proves who the big bro is.