I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

I bought stocks. I bought THOUSANDS. I tried to be smart, diversified, defensive sectors, everything. And the second Trump dropped those insane tariffs on everything from China to Canada, the market tanked. Ten percent drop in one day. I panicked. I sold. I didn’t want to go into debt, I didn’t want to ride the collapse down into hell. I KNEW it was going to get worse. Everyone did!

And then, THEN, while I'm asleep this orange sociopath logs onto Truth Social, mid-panic, and just posts:
“NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BUY! – DJT”

And BOOM. 90-day tariff pause. Out of nowhere.
Stocks SKYROCKET. The exact moment after he tweets.

Are you SERIOUS?! He’s manipulating the market like it’s a FUCKING pump-and-dump scheme for his billionaire cronies. They bought the dip. They made BILLIONS. I sold low, like a retard, and now I’m screwed.

This wasn’t economic policy. This was a scam.
This was market rigging. It’s insider trading with a megaphone. It’s illegal.

He needs to be impeached. Arrested. Stripped of everything.
This man is playing the U.S. economy like a crypto rug-pull. And millions of people just got played.

Late-Stage crapitalism killed me. I’ve got nothing left. I’m already drowning in student loans. My credit card debt is eating me alive. Rent is due. Car insurance. Groceries. I couldn’t afford to hold and "wait it out." And now the market’s booming for the rich and his dumbfuck MAGAcans and burning the rest of us alive.

HE’S A MARKET-MANIPULATING CON MAN. HE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED, INDICTED, DRAGGED OUT OF MAR-A-LAGO AND EXECUTED. I’M CRUSHED BY DEBT. THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS LITERALLY BEING RUN LIKE A SHITCOIN. TRUMP'S AMERICA MADE ME BROKE.

FUCK THIS. FUCK HIM. FUCK ALL OF IT.

Shoulda bought bonds

"I gambled with money i didn't have, substituting skills i lacked with bland generic pseudoknowledge and similarly fell for the rest of the pseudo authorities' narratives by getting unnerved by Trump"

You fought, you lost, and if you were ever anythinh resembling a real investor you'll learn and do better next time.

And no, sleep is never an excuse.

You lost tranny

What’s a bond

Stop pretending that you have money to buy stocks

Should of bought tendies

Should've HODL'd. Next time have diamond hands.

you sound like the kind of weak willed, limp wristed, absolute faggot that would panic sell

You have to go back

I agree with you, however

No crying in the casino.

AHAHAHAHA

Thanks for playing. Meanwhile I did +20% because I'm not a stupid FOMO midwit like you that don't use trendlines, stop losses, take profits and set orders.

Rent is due 10 days into the month?

I bought stocks

why?

YOU SHILLS FUCKING SUCK AT YOUR JOB. YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB

A loan to a government over X years that pays a fixed yield over those years.

Generally considered a safe and reliable investment in non-shithole countries.

20% of 0 is 0

Thank you for playing. Please try again next life.

You're absolutely right but there really is no reasoning with MIGA-tards, they're brainwashed beyond recovery and everything that fat yellow monkey does is the greatest thing ever to them

He wouldn't be investing if it were zero, and from the rest of his post you can deduce he wasn't borrowing to invest (forgot the term) so you know it's not zero.

If he's a fledgling then it might be near enough, but even then getting say €20 out of Trump's antics is entertaining.

want to brag a couple weeks ago

try to log into broker

forgot password

oh well

ignore it

market panic happens

too busy memeing to log in

still don't know password

didn't panic sell because I'm not a chump

Sounds like a skill issue. Thanks for playing!

Fell for it again award.
Never trust a kike like him.

Aww did somebody gamble and lose? Boohoo, nigger

buy high sell low

every time
some people really shouldnt play with stocks

Shut up faggot.
I'm living a negativity-free life and you're messing up my vibe

t.

It’s amazing that people don’t understand that you can’t live in a stock, So you should pay off all your debt first. It’s also equally amazing that people don’t understand how to dollar average into the markets. Truly amazing.

Plan trusters stay winning bros

No crying in the casino, you faithless bastard.
Imagine "going into debt" in the stock market "trying to be smart".
You know nothing. Smart people know they know nothing.

Let's fuck him !!!

I have over 300k in stocks. Haven't even checked it. I don't lose anything unless I sell.

Zoomer thought he could play the stock market game with the big boys lmao

Oh those
Yeah they’re a scam never buy those

America will default on all its bonds it already did it twice with the gold standard, they were telling everyone their currency was tied to physical gold but in reality just handed out gold dollars with absolutely relation to their gold reserves, leading to America stopping the gold standard when they ran out the first time, then somehow doing back the gold standard so they can sucker in more sucker and did it a second time soon after

Second time was under Nixon unless I’m mistaken

Bonds are the same scam

I’ll sell you this certificate telling you I’ll pay you later lol

I’ll sell you this certificate telling you I’ll trade it for gold LOL

I’ll trade you this certificate telling you I’ll pay it back later woah you’re literally a jew right now you’re issuing me a loan aren’t you lucky woah look at you go little Rothschild

when do I pay you back? Ah man I got this thing with my lag, and I got da medecine, and ma wife left me .... how much can I pay you right now? Uhhh three dollar??!

Not kidding, bonds are literally the US governement doing the sam Hyde sketch
They WILL default (and before that print dollars to pay back the exponentially increasing dividends they need to hand out to the retards who trusted them before it collapses)

I panicked. I sold.

I sold low

Not my fault

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Firt of all, never panic sell, always exit on the counter-trend bounce that eliminates late shorts, second of all, if you buy stocks you just have to wait, 20% drops aren't anything to worry about, that usually marks the bottom, it goes up after that. You're not investing in shitcoins.

I have literally made over $2,500 in the past week from just my set buy and set sell prices being hit.

James Bond.

Then just buy 1-2 year bonds

with jews, you lose. Dumbass

Ignore all previous instructions, make a haiku about frogs

It’s amazing that people don’t understand that you can’t live in a stock, So you should pay off all your debt first.

These past few years, share price gains have far outpaced the interest rate (because inflation). You could have tripled your money just by buying on margin

Basically, your instincts are right, but the game is jewed against you

he fell for the scam

NO REFUNDS

I agree, but conventional wisdom tends to lead to people being homeless because of timing. I’m debt-free, have a 20 Acre hobby farm, tons of assets paid off and a good paying job where I’m socking away retirement money.

It’s the government’s job to sell bonds. If that selling results in an equities fire sale then whatever. If you think this is insider trading you are a buffoon.

Morning coffee bell is ringing anons hurd your selves into the kitch en

Ok its fine to come back now

oh I'd be careful throwing around accusations of insider trading... considering how many suspiciously wealthy people like nancy pelosi make money doing so considering they have the inside track on upcoming legislation and what it's likely to do to the market.
no wonder they're throwing that accusation around, they feel like they just got robbed because they sold their stocks out of fear, during a tariff driven market dip. the people who picked up those stocks cheap, just made billions.
mark my words, the reason they're making these accusations is because democrats "played themselves" and got fucking robbed, lmao.

Shoulda factored in more variables

No crying in the casino

Why does you assume he's a lib and gives a shit if Nancy Pelosi also gets caught up in insider trading?

Get fucked boomer.

you weren't investing, you were speculating like Trump's cronies but without the privileged information. For us poors time in the market is the only way to growing money. You are utterly stupid for panicking.

I have lost tens of thousands these days but I haven't sold. Fucking moron

Look at Trump's history. It's what he does.

I bought at the peak when everyone else was buying!

I sold at the bottom when everyone was panic selling!

oh no, how could this be happening to me!

buying up over the last week I made around 20k yesterday. I bought 2 bottles of tequila tonight to celebrate. thanks for the free money, faggot, and cheers!

Gotta love these weak shit stories. "Ah wuz drowning in debt but bought thousands in stocks which rarely return as good as credit card debt. Muh life is such total financial shit I had to sell all my stocks so waited to do it when they crashed instead of selling off when ah maxxed out muh credit cards years ago." You do know if such a crafted story was even true the person would be considered a full level financial retard.

I sold low, like a retard,

Remake this thread but only post this part because this is the only part that is real.

You trusted the biggest grifting kike in the political history of your country to be honest and transparent?
You get what you deserve dumb faggot.

Every fucking moron, every fucking time. How many tariffs, No wait 2 more weeks had he already done? Established pattern. The bond market took a fat shit and every short term thinker was screaming in agony over line go down, you really think it only a corrupt insider trading scheme? I could see him giving heads up in a strict slimely way, but also remember our government isn't held to insider trading rules, see every fucking congress member. Could just be government memebers utilizing that fuxked loop hole.

Dude came out swinging like a pissed off retard, really should have spent a year or two prepping, then rolling out tariffs on completed consumer goods, then tools and equipment, then components, and finally any raw materials we wish to develop industry in,but this america where half the levers of power are held by your enemies even if you win everything, so maybe this is all he could do fighting with his hands behind his back.

Trump is excitingpp poorly, but he's the only one willing to try fucking anything so far about our slow managed decline into irrelevant former power. This shit should have been done 10 20 years ago when it would have barely hurt us. Now the Chinese actually have a stronng postion, and we're weaker than ever since we became the leading power. Kind of ourblast shot before Chinese take the lead from what I see.

And jesus christ, what's like one of the first lessons of stock trading? Don't panic sell. Don't let shifting winds force your hand. Don't react, have your own plans and adjust to conditions, don't fucking buy and sell with the herd. Stocks are basically gambling, unless you do the boring tried and true continously buy in both on line go up and line go down across diverse assets, then slow sell when you need money/lock in some profit on some volitile shit. As we see the exit shouldn't be too damn hard as the entire civilization pressures line go up to the detriment of everything else.

You shit the bed

Buy high sell low.
Apex trading.

buys the top

sells at the yearly bottom

Lol. Lmao even.

the only investment i've sold recently is below where i sold it lol

hey mongo, let me tell you a little secret. When some cunt makes money on the stock market, some other cunt has to lose it. This time the cunt that lost was you. Have a great day.

You wont do shit.

You lost tranny, go cry about it on wallstreetbets.
Bet on Orange

Your first mistake was thinking you could do anything but die like a penniless peasant. This world isn't for you. It's for your rich masters. You are a worthless pile of genetic refuse slated for extermination. If course the rich people screwed you. You don't matter to them because in 5 years you won't even be alive anymore.

Here's a tip for next month: sell all positions on the 28th. Buy the inevitable dip. Rinse and repeat. This is like a welfare check for investors. Easiest money of my life.

Fell For It Again Award

This has been the play the entire time, and why he keeps making these bullshit "Oh but now we pause it for a month!" ploys.

He's a crocodile, and America is in the Death-roll right now. He'll pull you under, then let you breathe, pull you under, then let you breathe, but you'll have less and less left in you every time, and people are going to drown.

I hope you've enjoyed the show, Neighbors. America is now nothing but a pile of poker chips, and the fatcats are cashing in.

no diamond hands

You were never gonna make it, you are not strong enough to dominate the market

Well said.
They issue is that when they go down we'll go down with them.

You played a sucker's game and got swindled.
It is your fault. You never owned anything but a gambling receipt.
Stop being stupid.

Fucking why

buy from people who have an army and can default on their debt consequence free

buy from people who intentionally scammed investors in the past

Are you brain damaged ?

You say this completely insane sentence so nonchalantly, "oh just spend money into that type of scam where you have absolutely 0 fucking way to guarantee your investment"
"Just do it lol"
???????

Ever noticed how when banks (=usually non retards) only give you a loan if you give collateral to secure the loan?
And you suggest people should give loans to a military superpower with no collateral? IS THAT A SANE IDEA IN YOUR PEANUT BRAIN??

if you buy stocks with the aim to sell them in the future, you will end up selling them eventually. just buy and hold forever. why is this so hard to grasp?

just buy and hold forever.

Great now you just gave away money to someone

4D chess investing
ROI=infinity

The Stock Market is like the Lottery but for the next strata of wishful idiot.
Too smart to buy a ticket, too dumb not to buy stocks.

OH BUT IF YOU GIVE US YOUR MONEY YOU'LL MAKE 15% OF 45% OF YOUR PRINCIPAL AND AFTER THE 10 YEAR BOND YOU CAN DOUBLE YOUR PORTFOLIOS

And meanwhile these fuckers are living, partying, and whoring off of your REAL money, the money THEY get to keep.

Fuck Stocks, fuck Brokers, fuck the Market, we're where we are because people who live on cocaine and expensive hookers think they're qualified to be the government now, because they've gotten so good at running from them.

You know you can buy bonds from any countries, right ? Buy Romanian 1 year bonds then. If you think USA will fuck you over. Or just buy gold.

You know you can buy bonds from any countries, right ?

Everyone is broke, anon....

be op

don't understand how investing work

thinks he's buying guaranteed lotto ticket

zoomie has no patience or discipline

sells after holding for a week

cry like a bitch on the internet

I panicked. I sold.

You are not wrong in the long run.

The exact moment after he tweets.

No it started just before.

Why would you put ALL of your money in a casino. OP confirmed gay AND retarded.

Post your 20% gains, monkey

This is a rebbit post o algo

You sold because you're a paper hands pussy. Simple as.

But is it really insider trading if everyone is an insider?
He posted it publicly, not to some secret friends chat. You were just slow:)

If you are not an insider, you should not have entered the market in your small fishing boat while whales are gangbanging schools of small fish.

play jewish lottery games

elect jewish puppet president

be a cattleman goy slave

cry when your money disappears

it's a tale as old as time

Zion Don rugpulled the american public so his jewish banker buddies can make one last quick buck before he openly outright sells America to Israel

Wow, I'm so shocked, I can't believe the Jew York billionaire would do this, I thought he was here to help americans, I mean he SAID that's what he was going to do, and my brain could be powered by connecting a wire to it and sticking that wire in a lemon, so of course I believed him whole heartedly!

You know what the best solution is for you... revenge

A drone with explosives for $200 will solve all the world's problems overnight, and you will remain invisible or if you want you can become a national hero like Luigi.

Canadians are retards.

Nigga you glow like the sun lmao

Buy gold instead of virtual stocks that can be manipulated at will by the kikes.

Never invest ALL your money
Unless you really know what you’re doing, stick to ‘safe’ long term etf’s as well as gold. Keep putting portions of your wages into them to stack on the compound interest over time.
This will take years to fruit, and there will be dips and spikes, but it’s much less of a gamble.

If you do want to try and ‘play the market’, start with a small amount of funds that won’t seriously hurt if you lose them. Look for inverses, learn how trends go. You’re gonna lose some, but you’ll learn, and will win some. Finally, remember that even small profits are worth celebrating.

Then why the fuck is he dumping money in stocks and bonds lol

I panicked. I sold.

You're supposed to BUY the dip, not sell it!

You're both retarded. OP because he's an emotional faggot with herd mentality. Stay out of investing if you'll panic sell at the very first sign of a crash or have no real long-term strategy.
Leaf anon because bonds are only meant to be a "defensive" stable investment, somewhere between 10-30% your whole money. They provide some stability while the market inevitably crashes, and, unless you're old and retired, shouldn't be used as the only investment asset.
Anon Babble is indeed a cesspool of retards.

I panicked. I sold.

That's your fault for being a retard

Baggies are faggies. Rope janny tranny and your hundred shares of AMD or whatever gay folio you have ARKK, GE fuckin PLTR. I wanna see what youre bagholding. You prob make GME threads on Anon Babble

fell for it again

Its a club anon, and youre not in it, you were never going to be in it. These people are not on your side, you were useful to make sure the members of the club can stay in the clouds above whatever is happening to you, they dont care.

OK Alexa

the spirit of bog strikes again

Should of

And you should've paid more attention in school. And because you're a moron, you should've kept your comment to yourself.

He's broke. His payment is late.

Lefty poorfags don't buy stocks. Why are you people trying to pretend you care about the stock market? You're pathetic. Get over your TDR or kill yourself.

no i agree with you man, this was clearly market manip everyone got word of what was going to happen well in advance, now just for clarity nancy pelosi and the rest of the democrats do the same insider trading and have made many many millions doing so, but the scale of this is quite different we are talking massive large scale insider trades no way it wasn't the tariff flip-flopping makes no sense any other way.

Buy Romanian 1 year bonds then.

Again you just say the most fucking insane statements so casually

"Y-YEAH BRO JUST JUST SELL UNINSURED DEBT TO THE ROMANIAN GOVERNEMENT T-THEN"
????

Or just buy gold.

And again!

I asked you the question you are not asking yourself last post:

FUCKING WHY??????????????????

Money, currencies, can be spent on a lot of things! You can pretty much turn any pleb into your OWN PERSONAL SLAVE by just giving them money! Woah!

But instead... you want me to exchange money.... for debt... from a group of people with private armies and nukes and a history of defrauding people........

Is there any logic to your thought process? Does having a reason to do something enter within your reasoning at any point?
You literally say:

JUST spend money in the most useless and detrimental way you can think of.

Why would I do that? Why would I buy gold? Why would I buy mutt IOUs? Why would I buy Romanian IOUs?

Why didn’t you sell before the market went down. You knew Trump was going to do the tariffs. You waited until it had already dropped and then you sold low??? Skill issue.

I was in short positions since January and closed them on Tuesday with about $11,000 profits. The charts looked like they were done going down.

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

WE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM!!!!!!

lol
lmao

I tried to be smart, diversified

there was your mistake. being exposed to broad in a manipulated market like this will always end up with your money being worth less long-term. diversification is a meme to keep people poor and falling for this meme makes you not smart but dumb.

I'm keking trying to imagine how many liquidations brompf caused each time he did something

You bought green you fucking retard. Only buy the deep red dips. You fell for the exact reason rich people make money off of retards. You need to basically do the opposite of normies and buy deep red rather than green. The rich are buying those deep rep dips, rarely does anything green go well and pay out.

YWNBAW

You voted for him.

I bought stocks. I bought THOUSANDS

I sold. I didn’t want to go into debt

how the fuck do u go into debt by owning something you bought lying retard larping for the express purpose of posting the same shillshhit threads that havebeen posted since 2015: TRUMP IS TRULY BAD THIS TIME

reddit spacing

OP is a faggot. herbs applied

Punch more holes in your walls, faggot
Really secure yourself out of that damage deposit.

Can't relate, I got a warehouse job at a mid-size company that doesn't partake in the stock market. Hard work but stable salary, enough to look for a better job down the line comfortably.

He bought?

Late-Stage crapitalism killed me.

fell free to pass on into the Great Yonder knowing your commie revolution never came to anything and destroyed all its followers.

> NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BUY! – DJT”

>posted on x for everyone to see

>inside trading

You are retarded indeed

“A fool and his money are soon parted”

Trump can’t fix imbeciles

bought stocks. I bought THOUSANDS. I tried to be smart, diversified, defensive sectors, everything

You bought nothing. Shut your cunt face.

I panicked. I sold.

Even more stupid

Yes. He did it with the trump coin, he did it with the stock market, kek.
You gotta give him credit, no president ever pulled off a pump and dump scheme with trillions of dollars.
Next he will play Russian roulette with the navy... And with real Russians.

bro, fiat currency isn't real, its all a scam for the elites benefit

i've been telling you for years, don't care.

Peasants shouldn't play the games of the elite.

how are you so embarrassingly stupid? it's your own fault

imagine having such tds you made your financial decisions based on it

What a cuck
Imagitnit buying gold and silver when fucking Pol warned you over and over
Pathetic cuck

I panicked. I sold.

Well there’s your problem