/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

youtube.com/watch?v=SIXJHSyFwwk
Come watch criminals beg to be freed from prison.

TYB. Good morning toothpaste bro.

TYB

TYB

At least we have 4 cases today.

good morning mr baker sir

Thedrick Haney

what are the odds his sheboon mother meant "Cedric" but she has that nigger lisp so bad everyone heard "Thedrick"

TYB, Hello Friends

Gm frens. I was not looking for my parole to be revoked today
Gm toothpastebro

Mike Tyson's illegitimate son

kek

Rare leftward Shurl

I did grab her face

Brave to admit to that

im tired of the domestic abuse battery arc. these writers need to shake it up soon.

1 Meemaw in charge

2 Domestic violence

3 Dindu

4 ???????

5 Denied

Yea, I guess the writers are recycling some story lines. This week we had two separate incidents where someone threw meat at the other person during a domestic incident.

I never believe women now, and she cost him 6 months of his life. Many such cases.

ma'am.....

Sheryl and Pete coming in with the Do Not Revoke votes to overrule Meemaw
I did not see that coming

wife was drunk

The whole case sounds like a mess.

Yeah they're going to be off next week I hope they don't just free everyone today :(

Here are today's beggars.

Born 1949

robbery, battery, and murder
Oh my

We haven't seen this warden in a long time.

And then Kerry appears

That is one old ass nigger, born 1 year after Kikesrael was founded. Interesting.

Thanks Toothpaste baker upper, right on time to rock this sheeeitttttttt

Someone has taught this coon pretty well. Let's see how he holds up under questioning, though.

Tony mentioned

Darth Myers, we meet again. Maybe one day one of his pets will turn on him. A fitting end for someone who unleashes chaos on society.

Couldn't say "consequences"

God I hate niggers

last write up in 2020

Denied, attorney looks like a cutey.

Good morning frens

Sail Foam

SAIL FOAMS

Sail foam

attorney looks like a cutey.

Yeah, Mica's not bad

Hell yeah, now this is what im talking about

Keep on yapping niggers, maybe you'll get some mo' pogrums

His personal Wailing Wall® in the background is the perfect touch for that murderous hook nose.

She's STILL talking.

This nigger is a got damn model for rehabilitation

paroleproject.org/team/mica-sloan/

Absolutely would.

Would

He embodies the murderous hook nose Jew archetype. He always has that smug look on his face. On the rare occasions he smiles, it is horrific.

begone foul demon

holy fuck, someone stuff a cock in her mouth
she is profoundly annoying

[hand rubbing intensifies]

21 years old

still a child

blames father

blames friends for drug use

cat lady

Shame.

"Brain not fully formed" excuse

Fuck that bullshit, normal 10 year olds know it's wrong to rob a bank with a gun

muted the stream

I know that “smile” and it is ghastly

TYB. Good morning Frens. I love all you guys (no homo). Where's Boobanon?

Don't worry, he has hit criminal menopause!

how is she still talking, does this chimp bitch have brain damage

FIRST THANG

ULM

Beautiful. I'd like to pin that weasel.

my volt is tuh deny

Old bag isn’t falling for it.

pen the weasel

lel

Yeah I think we're going to have another 2-1 grant here

Hallucinogenic sub

Hell yeah sounds like my kinda guy.

Took a plea and now wants out. If Sheriff Prator were on the board today, he'd be back in the cage.

I wonder how Darth Meyers feels about the new torpedo bats being used in NIGGERBALL.

Where is shroomanon today?

Kek. Saved!

LOL. he hung release over that niggers head so bad holy fuck

straight up taunted a nigger like a damn fish

The plan was, not to shoot the gun

He shot the gun

...

3 blocks later we were caught

Checked. Good question. Hope he's well

Based Carol putting niggers in their place

Gawd

keep ya head up like Tupac yung nigguh

reapply after some mo pogrums

And just like that, all hope is lost.

Meemaw has been pretty based ngl.

Meemaw with the save.

Next contestant is a basic drug dealer

05 HEARD, RYAN J 00765101 B/M 07/02/1985 RLC 08/20/2024

JEF JPD 02 03/27/2025

214961 SCHEDULE I

2304284 SCHEDULE I HAB

Good morning Fren.

I have the day off from work today and my paycheck came in. I just got some groceries and stopped at the quick stop for some gas and one of those sandwiches you heat up in the microwave. It was delicious. I had one of those flavored caffeine water cans gas stations always sell and now I'm eating one of those whipped yogurt cup things women like, it's whipped but also has fruit chunks in it somehow.

I'm playing Minecraft on my other screen and enjoying my yogurt watching some asshole get denied parole meaning he definitely deserves at least to be caged for life in all probability.

I guess my point is, damn it feels good to not be some sort of retarded murderapistdrugdealer rotting in prison getting the shittiest form of gibs, or some retarded NEET pedo, or an ex-con living in fear of getting sent back to the Zoo, or whatever else.

Oh shi

The way he taunted him with the release for a solid 30 seconds was next level

Ryan Heard ya heard ytboi?

Absolutely diabolical

kek they locked a fatass nigger in prison for 3 years on marijuana

Mr Meyers is opposing?

Oh never mind, I thought it was Kerry Myers

Incognito Randy.

He’s a very good person

He’s in prison bitch

in opposition we'll have Mr. Myers

This pepe would be the reaction from every prisoner who hears these words, if they knew who Mr. Myers was.

Randy is out at lunch, I guess?
That audio was way worse than usual

Why did you do that?

For money the nig wanted money but not to work

you've been selling a great deal of marijuana

Why yes I do have great deals on marijuana, how did you know?

It wuz sumtin' I had ta do

I'm sure putting it that way will play well with the Board.

lol

Yeah that was retarded. He's cooked.

maybe he's on vacation

o nooo not that whacky tabacky

kek, lying about smoking marijuana

DENIED

now hes asking him "where you gonna live" kek

just a side hussle

THA MO U SPIEN, THA MO U SAYV NIGGA

This nigger was breeding pitbulls. He should NEVER get out.

STEVE HOYLE

Somewhere, Tony is smiling.

Meemaw Hoyled dat ass!

"where you gonna live?"

"once you get your classes you be gettin out"

UP NEXT: SHROOM ANON

UP NEXT: SHROOM ANON

Indeed!
Old guy, too - 1963 birthdate

01 BABINEAUX, NEAL 00222961 W/M 06/21/1963 RLC 08/01/2021
SLN VPD 02 03/06/2025
89K3754C SCHEDULE I: HALLUCINOGENIC SUB
980219B MANSLAUGHTER
89K3754C SCHEDULE I: HALLUCINOGENIC SUB
980219B MANSLAUGHTER

This nigger only sold grass and doesn’t drink but now the board wants a long time substance abuse class? I’d tell them to get fucked.

Weed dealercels: "NOOO WEED IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME"

Grandmachads: "It only takes one puff to have a psychotic break. Do you feel any guilt for the lives you've destroyed?"

Tesa looks like a bullfrog.

Cocacola

I'll just have water, thanks

son in law

Must suck to have your fate resting in the hands of the dude who's banging your daughter.

cocacola

By the looks of her that must be her blood type.

this guy isnt even sentient

Fuck your niggergrass faggot
Weed has always been a shopping cart test to find the extra retarded and combative, they legalized it because the general populace is so fucking retarded now

Randy's defending the Louisiana colony

That's a pretty damn good Gundam, anon - well done

nicola

Bye bye Nicola!

Ghosted dat bitch kek

Miss Dago

weve been cousins since we were young

thats generally how it works

Not sure this is the guy I'd want help from if I was an ack-a-hollic

I agree with everything you typed but he’s getting out in December anyway. Now they’re wanting to play games? Fuck em

Nah, fuck you.

5th of tequila

gross

This guy sounds like he is one fall away from wearing a helmet, full-time.

He's going home boys

Whatever chump

His case was helped by the fact the parole board had no fucking idea what he was saying.

Thanks, but I just traced the original.
youtube.com/watch?v=gH3WQQZCA3A
I like to think of this one as 'Kerry's Opposition'

imma take a chance on ya

That's the secret it seems - mumble and jumble the words

Dolph Finley

I always thought it was annoying how they tried to shoehorn in a fleur-de-li when they designed that. French people settled there. We get it.

Final contestant
5-digit DOC number

03 FINLEY, DOLPH 00075033 B/M 07/19/1949 RLC 10/15/2014

RAP ALD 02 03/05/2025

215744 FIRST DEGREE ROBBERY HAB

215744 FIRST DEGREE ROBBERY HAB

I like tequila desu.

Thedrick

the boys gotta lisp , call him Cedrick

His attitude alone will deny him I reckon

This one is already done

as long as I was working, I could go anywhere they sent me!

the parole board knew this

so I sold drugs in texas while I was working there

deny

This one is already done

The fact he has no good time, and that he's been up for parole for 11 years but is still in makes me think you're right

I visit them to check out their depravity, but fuck is it hard to get through.

ewwwwwwwwwww

Grim

Checked and slampig-pilled

Bet they're gonna remove this one from the docket.

Carnal knowledge? What is that, CP?

Enjoy 10 days off

I thought they dropped the charges on Chris-chan

Carnal knowledge of a juvenile is a criminal offense in Louisiana that can be charged as either a felony or misdemeanor. Louisiana law defines the crime as consensual sexual intercourse between an individual who is 17 or older and another individual between the ages of 13 and 16 years of age. If the defendant is two to four years older than the child, then the crime is a misdemeanor. The crime requires proof of consensual sexual intercourse between a person over the age of 17 with a person 12 years old or older, but under the age of 17

Yeah, I used to mine for pics at r/transbreasttimelines

Carnal knowledge? What is that, CP?

Fucking

Thanks

At least the last Daisy for a week was a good one. Cheers, Daisy fren.

slampig-pilled

The trial of Tay-K is happening now. I've been watching it on and off again.
youtube.com/watch?v=gCTKIZLV8js

Milked up with the sauce

Those stories are so horrifying to read because you can see the mentally ill troon come to terms with reality in real time. By the end of the post they are no longer a troon, it is just a guy who realized he cut off his penis and is stuck in a hell that he created for himself.

I’m going to miss you lads so much it’s unreal

Nice bro, yeah you gotta show Pikachu who's boss

Oh nice, another Judge channel! I have two so far: J Cedric Simpson (Michigan) and Jeff County Criminal Court (Texas)

What is this case over?

Keep up with your programs and see you in 10 days

Farewell frens, be good and do your progumz!

Aah yeis, the frozen steak to the head and then she tripped over the grocery bag and fell into the refrigerator. It’s called instant karma

I know. It is great to see them finally see the reality of the situation, and how bad they fucked up. For them to realize they've been lied to. In that thread, there's another dude talking about that he basically has just another asshole kek

I'm all nigged up

Going to miss you too friend ;_;

Pikachu

Kek. I forgot about calling them that lol. They still got that snitching program where you photograph someone and get money?

What is this case over

youtube.com/watch?v=OYhXJaEbw7c
Young scientist is alleged to have killed a few people while on the run from the police. He released this song about running from the police while wanted.

What are you talking about

Nice, and what a fucking mong kek. Are they located in San Antonio? Nice to have another Texas courtroom. I'm from Lubbock, but we don't have any YouTube judges.

They designed the pelican to resemble a fleur-de-lis, which was a symbol of the French monarchy.