STRAIGHT MEN

Gay guys like me are checking you out and fantasizing about turning you gay. If you ever wanted to be with another man, approach us. We won't bite.

Now that they have your reassurance I am sure they'll flock to you in droves.

I know what kind of man you are

its true. gays are attracted to straight men and are.usually salty when all they can get are other queermos.
everyone seems to be attracted to the same small group of men.

I want to execute every gay man on the planet.

I'm so sick of guys checking me out, they open doors for me and pay for my things sometimes.

Oh honey stop it

I'd be flattered if a gay guy started hitting on me. He thinks I'm cute/handsome. It feels good knowing you're attractive.

But I don't want AIDS, so don't touch me.
That whole t

Did you know that straight men have the same reaction upon seeing 2 men kissing as they have seeing maggots?

That's right wing propaganda. All men are gay until a certain point.

I truly believe that homos have a feces fetish. How else can one stand feces smeared everywhere during intimacy?

until a certain point.

Extinction?

Literally doesn't happen. We (gays) are generally more hygienic than cishets.

Honey you can have a wife and kids and still like getting penis on the side.

you're not called fudgepackers for nothing buddy

I'm am not familiar with you lowbrow slurs.

of course you are sweaty

In that case I'd wish you a very painful death by buckshot in their nice big bed

You're a closet case aren't you lol?

You do realise it's still legal to kill you

mmmm angry testosterone man. rip off my panties and have your way with me please.

It's 2025. Get with the times.

Yes bitch get me off, livestream your suicide

Not nice

nah, im no shitstabber

Remember suicide is good for you faggots

I hookup with a lot of straight married guys
When they get bored of their frigid wife they don’t care who sucks their dick

It's completely a feces fetish and it's not a secret. You are all ashamed of it because to normal people it's absolutely disgusting.

How's it feel knowing that every single living thing, whether it be human or bug or grass or bacteria, exists to duplicate itself. That's really their only reason to live.

Nature (or your daddy) messed up SO bad that you people are missing the only thing you're supposed to do. Can't really be born that way, but whatever happened to you may have been before you were able to remember it.

Shut the fuck up, bottom.

wrong again
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

of all the men itt, you could probably fuck the one that wants to "exterminate all gays"
that hot, fiery hatred of gays is usually some kind of coping mechanism for the homosexuality he recognizes in himself

It's like that in other fields of hate too
White racists with BLACKED subscriptions and / or black spouses
Black racists with White spouses
Guys that hate trans but luv futanari
Hot hatred can do funny things to the mind
I recommend and practice cold hatred.
I simply dgaf about the mumblings of fags, niggers, jew, spics, women, jeets, and so forth.

i dont know why but I find gay men repulsive. On the other hand I find lesbians pure. More pure than straight women. Like I want to simp for them and protect them just because they dont like men

I think I speak for the majority of heterosexual men when I say FUCK OFF FAGGOT!
Thanks.

We won't bite

I will.

Depends. Let's see what kind of a body Off's got.

Muslims are right
Gays should be cast down to the earth from the top of the highest building availabel

women are into me

gee i wonder if people who also like guys but are more desperate are into me

no shit, get over yourselves

the punchline is LE SEX

Why are all gay guys like this?

Did you notice which thread you were in?

As a straight man, I only dip into sissies, not twinks or bogged trannies. Doll up nice with some makeup and lingerie, and I’ll go for it

You should try this with niggers to get more success.

Doll up nice with some makeup and lingerie, and I’ll go for it

As a straight man

That is just homosexuality with extra steps

I got dragged to a gay bar when I was 15 as it was the only place that would sell alcohol to children. Within minutes there were several grown men trying to buy me drinks so I got the fuck out of there

flag checks out

sounds like you could have got lots of fucks out of there

whys pol always bullying gays
we can't help being this way

Do you think they just go for it without an enema first? Lmao

Yup. Sometimes a straight man gets zesty in a way he discreetly gets out of his system. This place put it in me with Bailey Jay & co.

It was a phase for me, probably connected to some psychological issues similar to what agp guys deal with. Tried it once irl, and realized that wasn’t a lifestyle I needed to define myself by

fags aren't called turdburglars for nothing

how does gays having a fetish for straight men work? the moment his dick touches you hes no longer straight so it wont work anymore.

Unfortunately, the male body is sexually repulsive to me.

I think if men weren't so physically unappealing, a lot more dudes would switch teams, cause bitches are crazy.

It’s about turning them and the power they have in doing it, showing the ignorance or hypocrisy they think straight men have.

Meanwhile, in 2025...

Bucket of gay crabs

Always this dumb take
all you polvirgins are doing is admitting that a girl has never let you do her in the ass a single time

What's more is zoomettes embrace rimjobs and butt play now. Just don't kiss them on the mouth

Well you see girls, uhh, erm, uhh.. Don't poop, yeah!

Unfortunately, you all only seem to be interested in teenagers. Older men need not apply.

Kys faggot

I will let you suck me if ypu give money

YOU HAVE WORMS
THE WORMS SPREAD THROUGH GAY SEX
THE WORMS ARE MAKING YOU GAY

approach us. We won't bite.

I will bite your fucken hand off if you approach me you faggot

Would

I'm really not gay and I'd still fuck a cute femboy

STRAIGHT MEN

EATING BEANS HOT MEN HOT BEAN

I want to help.

we can't help being this way

you should be put down like sick animals

I wish I could be gay. I mean flamboyant homosexual with no interest to opposite sex. Life would be some much better and easier, just chilling with gays, drinking beer, having sex and whatever. Now I'm stucked with passive-aggressive always nagging bitch. Life is not fair, I know.

flamboyant homosexual with no interest to opposite sex

but not into masculine guys
just into cute skinny twinks with long girly hair and perfectly shaved bodies in a pink skirt

I know, had a colleague I thought wanted to just be bros and hang out, then he fake jerks himself in front of me for no reason, now I have no fren and he has no guy he can fuck, wups.

you need pushing off a cliff. jewbrained faggots

wait he wanted to fuck you or he wanted you to fuck him?

why the fuck are you so angry nigga
live and let live

really? What's the right way to approach? Should I just pull out my dick and ask if it looks normal?

t.

BECAUSE I WANT THE WORLD TO GET GOOD AGAIN, IM SICK OF WHAT YOU FAGGOTS HAVE TURNED LIFE INTO. HELL ON EARTH. YOU FAGGOTS ARE ALL JEWISH AND YOU FLOOD THE WORLD WITH PEDOPHILIA AND FIRE. BURN SUBHUMAN FILTH. DIE IN A WOODCHIPPER

I wish I could be gay

Heh yeah it's a great lifestyle choice if you want to remain foreveralone in a neverending STD carousel of (((partners)))

true. jews profit from the wars and are ruining the world with immigration. we need to get rid of them

I was sitting there, watching his TV, he's goofing around at first, then walks up to my face acting like he's about to wip out his cock out on me for a BJ, never flirting, never anything, I just kept my face at the TV and ignored it, both drunk though but I remember enough, I'm willing to write it off as typical straight guy stuff joking about homo shit but that was out of the blue and fuckin weird.

typical straight guy stuff

a typical straight guy would have kicked his teeth out

I mean the natural instinct would be to make him submit to you and turn him into a breeding bitch
that's the high-T move

Fags have too many partners

Average body count for a modern woman is like 12

I'd rather be stuck on a deserted island with a gay man than a straight woman.

Might get a friend, a blowjob, and to escape with the gay dude. The woman is gonna be a cunt, not help with anything, and accuse you of shit if you're rescued.

I mean, I'm not queer, but I can understand wanting the company of men over that of women.

as I said, both pretty drunk and I also didn't want to lose a fren, but I guess I did anyway because now I guess it's obvious the motives for him even wanting to hang out are clear. Not like he actually had his dick out either and never touched me.

faggots are depraved sadistic sick people who want strange men in toilets to touch their pathetic genitals

ironically it could have been a woman behind that wall

I smashed a guys head through a urinal for talking to me while I was pissing. Faggot

LMAO

Yea thats cool but im only interested in pussy. Not your pox ridden holes and wierd views on shit.
Kill youraelf
Sagey
Reported.

If you ever wanted to be with another man

They don't, because they're not gay.

You do realize most troons are straight men, right?

Anal is disgusting and reprehensible
But I will eat her groceries like no tomorrow

most troons get more pussy than the incels on this board do
they're going to seethe hard when they read this
but being a cute twink pretty boy will make almost any woman drool
it's a zoomer cheat code

Normal

Kek
Homosexuality is normal. You're brainwashed.

Dilating your necrotic axe wound does not count as “getting pussy” lmao

How does it feel to know recently I purposely went to a gay bar to procure sex. I chatted up this cute twink called Kevin and after a few fruity drinks we proceeded to the 'mens' bathroom cubicles whereby we did some lines. To save a long story short I had Kevin bent over and balls deep inside of him absolutely railing him when suddenly I bent down and whispered in his ear "jokes on you. I'm not even gay". The look of disgust and horror on his face realising he had been fucked by a straight guy was priceless

Yea no you probably texted Kevin the morning after to say how much fun last night was but then got left on Read

giwtwm (the top)

you're super gay

Suck my dick faggot

Seriously :)

That's not even true. Most homos are attracted to Chads, like any male-attracted being
And the vast majority of hetero men are hideous non-Chad beta incels

what a bunch of queers

they don't know I'm ovulating

Gay men are somehow even more annoying than women.

Sounds like a Ukrainian jew. They were all straight and redpilled.