Trump tried to flex on China and got folded like a Walmart lawn chair. The guy slapped on 125% tariffs thinking it was gonna be a WWE smackdown, but Xi didn’t even blink—he just escalated in silence, then sat back and watched America punch itself in the dick. Now Trump’s crawling back with a 90-day tariff pause for everyone else, trying to act like it’s part of some genius masterstroke instead of what it is: the most embarrassing trade war retreat in modern history. His fans? Total NPC meltdown. They’re still jerking off to the idea of “economic dominance” while ignoring the fact that the only thing getting dominated is their own grocery bills.
MAGA cultists are out here foaming at the mouth, coping like their rent depends on it. Xi didn’t just refuse to call—he clowned Trump, ignored every bait tweet, and then escalated harder while the American economy started shivering. Now inflation’s gonna spike again, markets are spooked, and your average red hat dipshit is online posting memes about “winning” while their savings melt faster than ice cream in Death Valley. Trump didn’t win a trade war. He walked into a buzzsaw wearing clown shoes and now the whole world’s watching him bleed out in real time.