Reall sucks to be a man nowadays can't even have hobbies

Reall sucks to be a man nowadays can't even have hobbies

My wife has been wanting to play mario kart with me every night for the last two weeks.
It's pretty fun.

gaymers

they hate other people's hobbies even more

Skill issue, my wife loves playing Musou games, we've been playing Hyrule Warriors for a few months now.

how many times do the lizards that we pretend are women have to be explained so these soft faggots understand
lets say this is a real story - well, this dude's woman is eyeballing or fucking another dude, and HE said video games are stupid.
that means the marriage is over, the woman has displayed contempt for the man, he didn't immediately turn and say bitch get those divorce papers right now and leave me the fuck alone when i'm doing my thing, he acted sad about his hobbies and she went immediately to fuck the other dude, divorce and divorce rape are guaranteed at this point
women are lizards, all their ideas come from people they are attracted to or are told by society in general they should listen to. there's no critical thinking, internal dialogue, nothing. act like it and your life will improve, don't act like it and all that's in your future is complaints and loneliness

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Co-op is great as long as you can handle the framerate lol.

Your wife is probably 12-years-old or has the mental capacity of a 12-year-old. No self-respecting person plays video games pass the age of of 12.

Your wife is probably 12-years-old

Lord willing

I officially check this deliverer of the sad truth.

It’s over, wife doesn’t love him anymore. The way he cries to reddit and tries desperately to defend his right to play vidya just shows how pathetic he is. Tragic, yet another broken family in the making

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Go back.

has the mental capacity of a 12-year-old.

Yes, that's how women work, anon.

That's the consequence of living in a world filled with narcissistic, self centered bitches. Everything you do is somehow harmful to them. Do you like hiking? Oh no, you're only doing it because you want to avoid her. Who would enjoy walking in nature? That's childish.
Remember to always beat women.

you have to go back

My wife plays Mario kart and she’s a director at her company. We play with our daughter. Eventually my son will play with us when he’s older. Both my wife and I pull in 6 figures. We have a big house, two cars, a dog, 2 cats and fish.

There is nothing wrong with playing video games as long as it doesn’t cut into important responsibilities.

If his wife is also in her 40s she is past her best before date and should be grateful for a roof over her head.

Your wife is probably 12

Out of 10

The most juvenile part is asking strangers on the Internet for help

depends which fallout and which warcraft

Just drink whiskey and smoke cigars

id enjoy a wife who grinds tempeross and oak doors for me during the day

Call her controlling and insecure and toxic.

Your reading comprehension sounds vaccinated

Does she consume novels, television, movies, music, social media? If so, tell her to shut the fuck up, because none of those are different from video games.

Everyone should read the takes from Florence Nightingale about women. A real eye opener.

This, it isn't the video games that are the issue. She's just no longer satisfied with a single dick and is looking to jump on a new one while getting a huge payout. Guy is fucked no matter what he does now, assuming it's a real story obviously.

Every single time I see some redditor retard baffled why his wife is such a bitch, it takes all my willpower not to say: I don't know mark, have you tried beating the shit out of her?

one of my worst fuckin fears next to body-horro type stuff happening to me is getting locked into a marriage with a cunt undercover. women are great at hiding their true feelings until they explode and then it’s all your fuckin fault.

where have all le good men gone

scared off of commitment because of shit like this! oh btw no one wants a blown out used whore

what to do

Leave her.

I played a bunch of adventure games with my wife when we first got together and she played a hidden object games a lot before she started chrocheing and knitting. The other day she said she wanted a PS5.

cute

modern relationships with heterosexual women equate to male slavery
abandon them

she sounds more fun that you, certainly

such wasted trips

I used to play vidya all the time then I got brain surgery and now I get vertigo from all the moving stuf.
So I shit post here like every day now.
VIDYA IS FOR KIDS GROW UP YOU STUPID FAGGOTS AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIVES
ITS FLASHING BUTTONS
FUCKING FLASHING BUTTONS PRESSING THEM LIKE A MONKEY

stay mad, tranny

sour grapes

I once had a woman for 5 years who upon not being with me proceeded to tell people about my “nazi” proclivities that she herself would ask about, encourage, and repeat throughout the relationship. Whores, truly.

oh fuck you have no idea how true that is
vast majority of shit old people vote for is sour grapes
its like a switch flips

You know what makes a women believe you're REALLY less attractive?

Caring about her stupid woman opinions.

Yeah, this. This reddit guy doesn't get it, but he's fucked already. If he doesn't give up gaming, his wife will be a perpetual bitch about it, and eventually cheat on him and/or leave him, and blame it all on him.

If he does give up gaming, his wife will be secretly disgusted by how easily she emasculated him, and she will never be attracted to him again. She'd cheat on/leave him because of that too. And, she'll immediately find something else he does that she doesn't like, and demand that he capitulate on that too.

By giving up gaming, the guy is basically saying, "I'm sorry I did something you don't approve of. I'll promise to stop immediately. Now will you please be attracted to me again?"

Her pussy will dry up like the Sahara after that.

Same. Maybe some GotR too, but I'm not a sadist. I wouldn't force her to do that.

but I didn’t even do anything

The siren call of a man with a ruined night

your wife destroys your daughter in mario kart due to 40 years of extra experience

the rare based femoid eats its own young

video games are for children
board games are for adults

lol this, we had a great time playing Mario Wonder together and she wants me to find another co-op game.

I don't want to though, fuck her.

Lmaoo based

12-years-old or has the mental capacity of a 12-year-old

Wow, she's very mature for a woman.

should buy one of these camwhores dildos and connect it with his games, everytime he kills, dies, gets damage rtc. wife gets vibroaction

Only powerfully retarded niggers say stupid shit like this
No activity has an age limit

I just switched my gaming hobby out for firearms, which pissed my ex off way more than vidya. Once they realize how expensive other hobbies can be, videogames become the best alternative and they shut the fuck up about it.

(when we were arguing about something else)

Women

eventually cheat on him

he's already getting cheated on lol

or leave him

this is just her trying to come up with reasons to tell her friends, she has already made up her mind

and blame it all on him

see previous, the rationalization hamster is in overdrive

Or switch to golf, then you get away from them for 6+ hours at a time. I swear the only reason any guy plays golf is to get a weekend day away from his wife.

How many hours of screen time does this bitch log on her iphone everyday?

A trend in my marriage is my wife sits on the couch scrolling around on the phone all damn day but will criticize me for anything I do that’s not productive even though I’m employed and make a very high income. It’s like women exist to suck the life out of man.

If he has to run to reddit to ask for advice I believe his cunt wife, he is a faggot.

It isn't about the video games. Women will say anything to make a man feel insecure. If she feels that her prodding gets to you as a man, she will see you in a dimmer light.
As much as women claim to be 'social creatures', many are deeply insecure and have no idea how to express themselves

My wife and I play board games or card games together. We like co-op games, it's more fun to play for a common win.

Why tf would you marry someone who hates your hobbies, this redditor has nobody to blame save for himself.

My mom is madly in love with my dad and even forgave him for cheating, and she thinks his videogames are cool and she always asks him about the games he played

He is also an alcoholic wifebeater not a reddit basedlord. Women dont care what you do if you are manly enough

I wouldn't trust a 12 year old to run a household really.

this is a good one too
problem is now a lot of women are getting into it as a result of it being previously male-dominated
i swear these cunts just won't leave us alone

cope, not an argument

I like vidya and played more than I should, but I've come to admit that it is somewhat pathetic as a hobby, especially for a middle-aged man who has the means to pursue other stuff. You're sitting on your ass simulating adventure or combat or building rather than actually doing something real for dopamine hits. You're blowing time polishing skills that 99% don't translate to the real world when you could have used that time to get good at something that provides some tangible benefit: learning guitar, woodworking, playing a sport, whatever.

It's kind of like masturbating to porn instead of going out and getting a girlfriend. There are sometimes legitimate reasons to choose simulation rather than reality, but that doesn't make it admirable behaviour.

You think women take the mask off on day 1? I wouldn't be surprised if she even said some shit like she thought his gaming was cute when they were dating.

Read the post, the redditor says he knew she hated vidya before they got married. Also yes, it is kinda on you to figure out whether the woman you're with regards you with contempt before you put a ring on her finger.

Reddit cuck

It's not the Vidya

This is why hitting women used to be normal (and it was a mistake to stop) because it was necessary for curbing attitude problems like in OP's

thats a man

Explain yourself
Why do you have kiddie porn?

Some things are targeted at certain mental maturity and enjoyment can be linked to specific stages but at the end of maturity i believe it all merges together or it puts you in a earlier mental state which people view as relaxing. Like when you are getting into a game your entire thinking pattern changes.

I find it a very funny meme when woman who have no hobbies and who just doomscroll on their phone whenever they have free time, lose their mind over men having fun while playing vidya.

This is why your father/mother calls you a faggot at the dinner table. This is why everytime they're talking with friends and family. They say "Yeah that faggot is being sufferable as always." Before you come over they let new guests understand they're not taking about queers when they say faggot. They explicitly mean you. Sometimes plural. I bet they even lobbied their local system government to ban faggots getting married, as you getting married and reproducing would be the worst outcome for them.

Literally me lol and my wife bitches about the amount of time I spend on it, the sawdust, noise, and the fact the garage is full of material and tools so it can't fit a car now. And btw woodworking is one of the *most attractive* hobbies to women, but it doesn't stop them bitching.
Point being, the story of Adam and Eve being a core narrative for civilization is well founded - woman can have the literal perfect man, paradise, infinite perfect food, the perfect body, access to God Himself, and she will still believe she's entitled to "more" as soon as she catches wind that "more" is available, even if it's promised by a sheister snake in a tree or whatever

Anything that takes attention from them is considered competition

explain

gtfo my board tourist
I invoke shenanigans

At this point in Western society, male-female relationships have completely inverted the natural order where the men are cattle for resource-extraction, and the women are the proxies for enforcing State doctrine and orthodoxy.

In before

But you can be more alpha

Tell that to football players, MMA fighters, and finance bros. I know many of these people, and they're cucked unless the wife has a small, and/or healthy friend circle (most rich women do not.) One thing about girl groups: it takes just one bad apple in a bunch to say "I'm friends with exes, and sometimes we all hang out because my husband isn't insecure like a lot of guys. It's super cool, and open-minded of him, and our relationship has never been better!" It's a slippery slope to infidelity, and divorce.

Just be 6'5", with blue eyes

Even Logan Paul married a 'boat girl', and her social media is anything but discreet about this. How long will they last you think?

Just make more money

Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Tom Brady have all lost money. Even supposing the Gates and Musk marriages are more political, and contrived -- look at Tom Brady's ex. She left him because he wanted to play football.

Just make the effort!

This was doable 25 years ago before social media. Women constantly compare and contrast their lifestyles with one another. It's a constantly increasing curve. Gaming your wife never stops. It's constant, and never-ending.

Only incels have trouble with women!

You gotta feed the beast, and the beast is never full. Marriage is a non-starter.

ITT: Gayming manchildren

My girlfriend is literally watching Frieren.
Females hate things that take attention from them. Calling it juvenile is just passive aggressiveness.

Dumb wife is just jealous that she can't beat Underground 2 on hard mode...

vroom vruuuum

Marriage is a non-starter.

Marriage with women is a non-starter. Marriage between two men is based and virtuous and basically like playing life with a cheat code.

42 and still playing dem gaymes

Mega-yikes.

He plays modern normie shit, his wife is right on getting the ick from a normie engaging in shit gameplay.
First of all my girlfriend actually respects me and loves me so she would never look me down for anything I like doing.
Second of all, not only does she accept me playing video games but she also wants to play with me.
We've been playing picrel lately on my old Super Nintendo.

for once i agree with you hell has ceetainly frozen over

Were looking for you

First of all my girlfriend actually respects me and loves me so she would never look me down for anything I like doing.

Second of all, not only does she accept me playing video games but she also wants to play with me.

We've been playing picrel lately on my old Super Nintendo.

Third of all, she's trans.

Back in the day my wife would beg to play Bushido Blade with me. She loves fighting games like Injustice and Mortal Kombat but l have to let her win sometimes just because she’s no good at it. She also love playing Mario Kart with me and the kids

I'm 69 and play WoWSL everyday, I like boats!

even though hitting them is faux pas now, there's a better solution: just replace them. the threat of being replaced with a younger model is just as, if not more effective

problem is a lot of these cuckolas aren't masculine enough to pull it off, and make themselves a target for this female powerplay game bs

You wish, memeflag faggot

I play games with my gf every now and then. Been playing Untitled Goose Game and Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes lately. Both are great fun. Also, unhealthy amounts of Heroes of M&M III (she wrecks me 80% of the time).

Obviously, If I had the money I would buy a boat or travel around for a few years, or any other hobby that requires a significant budget. But since we both are broke millennials who own nothing, games and binge watching shows from the 90s are the only hobby we can afford.

even though hitting them is faux pas now, there's a better solution: just replace them.

For every bitchy woman, there is a line of 10 sweet lovable twinks just waiting for a chance to have a shot at love. Replace women with men.

But since we both are broke millennials who own nothing, games and binge watching shows from the 90s are the only hobby we can afford.

How much does it cost to pay a buff black guy to sleep with your gf in your country? I highly recommend looking into that.

Trolling used to be a art. Now there's so many mouthbreathers and bots you can just post some weak ass shit and get a hundred replies.

Why is it so hard to find a woman who wants to play videogames together (I can play the chad tank and she can play the healer) and watch porn together (we can do all kinds of weird shit there) and troll some lolcows online?
Why are these things that big a deal? I feel like women need to get with the times.

Uncle anon says: It isn't about videogames. Its about you are married to a woman that says things to hurt you in arguments.

Manchildren shouldn't breed.

nice taste, argiebro
i actually own pcbs for both detana twinbee and twinbee yahoo, though i don't have them in cabs currently
arcade detana twinbee is actually the 2nd or 3rd hardest video game ever made; just look up footage of its second loop, fucking unreal how hard it is (requires autistic knowledge of how to abuse the tail shield to even have a prayer of surviving the delayed suicide bullets in the 2nd loop)

have an extremely niche and obscure twinbee+dodonpachi meme, friend

All this means is that he isn't physically attractive enough for her.
When you're physically attractive to a woman she will excuse any real or fake flaws about you.
If you're 6' 5", chiseled jaw, and head full of hair, you can collect Funko Pops and she will your Funko Pops collection sexy.

It doesn’t matter what it is. Your mother, friends, golfing or football, video games. The point is that they are constructing a narrative to justify abandoning you.

Why is it so hard to find a woman who wants to play videogames together (I can play the chad tank and she can play the healer) and watch porn together (we can do all kinds of weird shit there) and troll some lolcows online?

Two words: trans girls. Give it a try and thank me later.

Spending time and money on modern women in 2025

lol

i thought about that after getting rid of last gf but man, just cant get into it.
the boiyoiyoing diving board is out of order

sister keeps trying to convince me "noooo but they're not alllll like that, you just haven't met the right one yet"

they're all like that. it's ingrained in them biologically. this is what you put up with in exchange for keeping one

I got my wife into gaming and now she's worse than me. She will suck me off for a good drop

Tom Brady actually made money in the divorce, something his ex is very salty about.
Btw what pray tell is a "boat girl"? Are they the sluts who go on private yachts to dig for gold?

boat girls are women who will only date you if you are rich enough to own a boat (to whit they will force you to buy one) or already are rich enough to own and maintain a boat and have one

where I live they are incredibly common, to the point where they ask if you have any pictures of you on your boat if they aren't in your dating profile

i wish i were kidding

get married and have kids goy

sign a legally binding contract vowing half of your property and money to the first hole that opens to you

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Most of those games do seem kinda childish to be fair. Show her Red Orchestra or something.

yeah. it's just a case of people that shouldn't have got married in the first place. she always said she "didn't get them". i would have taken that as a sign

Half the time this just means he's not fucking his wife properly.
The other half it's just women needing conflict

Normally I would deride people like him, for being an adult and playing video games still. But he seems to have all his shit in order and plays during his alone time. I see nothing wrong with this. If he had no kids, a rental apartment, shit job, and looked like a greasy fag wearing anime shirts, then it would be my duty to ridicule him for being a waste of space manchild.