Causes a spontaneous rise of the fifth reich

causes a spontaneous rise of the fifth reich

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I don't get it. Somebody explain it to me.

What's going on in this scene to cause Zooners to flip out?

Chicken rider, I am right fellow soomers?

CHICKEN JOCKEY!
FLINT AND STEEL!
I... AM STEVE!
THE NETHER!
AN ENDER PEARL!
WATER BUCKET... RELEASE!

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Chicken jockeys are a rare Easter egg in Minecraft. People are sarcastically pretending to be excited by the reference.

It's Chicken Jacker oldfuck

There are very few White people left in muttmerica and all the dysgenic miscegnated nigger golems are now acting like niggers.

I fucking loathe niggers

in meincraft

ftfy

Someone took a chicken to the movies
There, I've said it.

Yea I don't get it, my son showed me video of zoomers acting a fool in the theaters and It just confused me. I no longer am hip

They're supposed to be rare? I swear I saw them several times when I played Minecraft
Fair enough

Jack Black is a Kike.
youtube.com/watch?v=pyXdB_AYiDs#t=2m04s
Also

Millennial memes: Nigger stole my bike, pools closed due to AIDS, Hitler did nothing wrong, basically racism as a whole

Zoomer memes: minecuck and niggerisms, aping chimp behavior

i hate chicken joggers so much it's unreal.

nah you've just hit unc status. The Minecraft movie is just so shit people go to the theaters for the shits and giggles and to trash the theater whenever Jack Black says something referenced in the trailer.

bro has not been on Instagram reels

Are all those Jews in the background?

It’s the zoomers equivalent to the 90s kids charzard or pikachu

fellow parent of zoomers here
can someone explain what a chicken jockey is and why i have to hear about them 25 times a day?

Honestly as sophisticated 30 yo man after learning the context it's pretty good banter but we used to shit in paper bags, light them on fire and nigger knock and some unsuspecting fool, NOW that's funny.

thank god trump left tik tok to live so we could have these hilarious zoomer memes!

I have alpha kids and the oldest brought it to my attention. It’s a thing from a game that spawns rarely.

whatever you do, dont google kapparot

Zoomers have been brain rotted by internet meme culture. Everything jackblack says in the film has been turned into a meme and ”CHICKEN JOCKEY” is the top meme

Chicken lovers?

jack black's mom, judith cohen, was a jewish scientist who worked on the mnuteman defense system

You would shit in the bag? We used dog or cat shit

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chicken jockey is basically a rarespawn mobster (hostile npc) in minecraft. In my interpretation, the lines are so cringe and out of place that zoomers are ironically chimping the fuck out when they hear them as if it was the most epic punchline in cinema history. pretty much

fell for the reprodooocer meme

See

Based

oh ok thank you. i tried asking them but they just laughed and said "ok boomer". i tried to explain that i'm gen x but they just laughed again.

And you’re sad alone letting your genetic line die

I hope you have a list of the names of the Austrian officers who operated the project to track him down and arrest him

I need list of names for a friend

On a completely unrelated note, the American CIA noted in a declassified memorandum that the Khmer Rouge and the Viet King’s staggering ability to purge all political opponents to communism after occupying a village or town within a single day came down to an organised practice whereby local sympathisers would be tasked by party agents of these regimes to compile a list of names and addresses so that their houses could be raided as soon as the town fell under occupation

Zoomers have changed the definition of irony to mean sarcasm. Irony is like if a dentist gets a cavity. The very last person you’d expect to have that problem. Irony isn’t done on purpose. There is no such thing as “I was doing it to be ironic.” Irony isn’t a desired state that you do things to purposefully enter. It’s a literary device and a form of humor that you point out after it happened naturally. If you are intentionally saying the opposite of what you really think then that is called sarcasm.

I... AM STEVE

pay interest on debt goy

was this thread moved from the /dumbfuck/ board?

unfortunately, the only information I have is already publically available. The tranny discord rabbit holes I have been through have produced absolutely nothing of value.

Stop debating children's movies

except Angry Birds that was esoteric and based

Mr. Bond

It's simple. Kike Enoch and the TRS crew turned him in to the Austrian authorities after Bond released the Shekels in my Paywall song.

Do zoomies really enjoy playing vanilla minecraft? I spent like an hour in it back in 2012 and thought that shit was boring as hell, and I'm incredibly autistic. I only kept playing because of tech/automation focused modpacks like technic/tekkit. And these got to turbo autism levels over the years with packs like GTNH, but that's too autistic for me so I settle for nomifactory.

As usual, a post that sounds completely retarded is actual true. I had this same thought.
These kids are not going to be obedient to the social contract. That's exactly what is needed.

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This game came out 16 years ago how old are you boomers jeez?

Self bumping nigger

ITT mouments when you shouted KINO!!!!!!

leave the chicken alone, youre not getting into heaven kike

sovl

Well it sounds to me like you failed as a parent

Poultry rider

Fowl mountee

I am convinced zoomer "culture" is just them pretending that certain things are interesting or worthwhile, but they're not really. Yet they pretend they are. They insist on it. Then they claim you're angry or old if you don't get it, when they themselves don't really get it. They're just doing whatever the herd does.

Prime example of this: skibidi toilet.

Was that ever funny? No. But zoomers will pretend it was the invention of jokes in the world, because they have nothing else.

He was cluckholding

fifth reich

???

Niggers killing, raping, stealing, looting and destroying everything - This is fine

White kids throw popcorn in a movie theater for a minecraft reference - All over the fucking news for the past week.

Wasn't that the goal?

Or the goal was to allow dual citizens to scam the system bringing their legal families?

Legal in country of origin, not under US law

i do my best anon

Data isn’t information
Information isn’t knowledge
Knowledge isn’t wisdom

Public ally available means what, it’s on a webpage so from a server, if it’s not backed up and that server is put offline or removed the data is gone
It also means someone needs to collect it and perhaps extract it from a website running some kind of script
Then swift through the data and do detective work

Where as if it’s just a nice up to date list of names, faces, addresses, pictures of a home, case details, social security number.......

In the first example someone needs to take time to get the data, in the second scenario, the ones the communist rebels in Indochine had, they can just walk in, get a list, and in 15 minutes all their enemies have been tied to lampposts. That wouldn’t work if they had to Google who was who after they arrived in a town wouldn’t you say?

Data isn’t information

Information isn’t knowledge

Knowledge isn’t wisdom

So what is what exactly

zoomers act like niggers when I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

No I remember an interview by some sort of low level commissar who said that "there had been several dedicated teams trying to track him down for years" lmfao

He wasn’t kidding when he said his tracks had the entire nation go to defcon 2, the guy got 10 years in jail for songs and had several dedicated FBI equivalent CELLS who’s main job was to hunt him down
For SONGS

If he liked the alps so much he should have gone to Italy or at the very least Switzerland, where they still speak German but don’t have a law they can charge him with like that

I GOT THAT REFERENCE AND I CLAPPED AND SOIFACED

I’m saying there is a difference between a refined usable data sheet and data you need to spend hours/days to compile

These are not equally valuable things

Explains the "racist X" vids on police cam channels.

Enjoy dying alone.

it's just a fad
remember when we used to have those

Sorry wrong one.

Irony is like if a dentist gets a cavity.

It's like rain on your wedding day.

setup shop infront of the theater and sell raincoats/umbrellas/popcorn etc you'd probably make easy money

It's a post-ironic non-meme meme.

Imagine having your buddy fuck the back of your skull… an a unironic joke

In other words, imagine a soiface in the picture. Now take the soiface away (it's still implied), and chicken jockey is what you get.

something to do with adult men and little boys

do they know you post here? lmao

sometimes you Americans impress me by actually understanding the words you use. today is once again a day where i will not filter the freedom flag

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but why are they acting like niggers?

Why does every zoomer meme require people to work overtime to clean their shitty messes?

Is that part of the humor somehow?

Minecraft

mein[e] Kraft

Woah

You wouldn't get it.

gotta say summa dem ads straight bussin fr fr on God no cap my G

One video went viral of kids getting excited in the theater at the chicken jockey scene and then thousands of zoomers emulated the trend. They're not actually excited, they're just doing it because tiktok told them to.

by the reference.

A small part, often unsaid part of the meme, is that "Chicken Jockey" is what they are referred to by Minecrafters and not within the actual video game itself.

Let these little bastards have fun! Stop breathing down the neck of the youth says this Gen X borderline Boomer.
But that’s my 2 cents take it or leave it

That Ukrainian are pretty tough no cap.

Hold on lemme translate that into American:
When fighting monster girls make sure you do not become a woman yourself.

wtf is up wit that hideous art style

Janitors love to clean, some even do it for free

White people being autistic

That is correct save for the nitpick that mob isn't shorthand for gangster/mobster.

It's techically shorthand for "mobile entity" but no one knows that so the full word is in practice just "mob".

based fr no fap

Instagram are millennial grounds, tiktok is zoomzoomland

does anyone know if notch got paid off this slop? if he got any points on the profit of the film ill unironically support it minecraft is WAY more based than people realize

there is a part of the king james bible rendered sapphires that the NIV changed to "lapis lazuli" because while the meaning is still retained because both are shiny blue stones, most people were not familiar with lapis lazuli but were familiar with sapphires this was a censorship attempt, notch put lapis lazuli in the game YEARS before it did fucking ANYTHING but a lot of people learned it was a shiny blue gemstone

this will sound schizo as hell but if you know you know, not even gonna MENTION the testificates obvious jew look

If you think an entire subsect of the population is pretending to like things it means you are severely out of touch and you have more days behind you than you do ahead.

I'm honestly starting to think that zoomers have been programmer to be sleeper agents
all that tiktok slop has fried their brains
so now certain phrases will make them chimpout like we see them do in the movie theaters when he says the line

I'm a zoomer and I don't get it either anon. Just smile and nod. Zoomers are easily impressed retards.

The problem is that it took the minecraft artstyle too literally and made it hyper-realistic without modifying that are obvious stylistic simplifications/limitations.
Chickens are obviously not meant to be blocky but due to the stylistic.

The most obvious example is the block heads on villagers/illagers (the people with the long noses).
That is obviously a thing that works in the voxel minecraft style.
Your brain "accounts" for the style when looking at stylised art.
If you want a more anime example in helltaker, modeus has absolutely huge eyes taking up like half her face.
Your brain does not register that as body horror, but if you where to see that IRL on a person you would be horrified.

I doubt notch got anything. I wonder if he regrets selling to microsoft. Although he has so much money I guess it doesn't matter

that was my assumption to if i recall early on before minecraft was the mega hit it is today notch said in an interview when asked if he would sell the rights hed do it for a "billion dollars" which sounded like another way of him saying "no" at the time because it was such an absurd sum but eventually microsoft gave it to him, i assume that includes all the rights to the intellectual property including movie rights.

videogame movies like this and the sonic movie and mario movie (ive seen none of them) make me appreciate the mario brothers movie from the nineties even more at least it tried SOMETHING, watching a cgi videogame movie is literally just watching an extended cutscene

Neither of those, or any of the other things described as "ironic" in that song are actually ironic. They are just odd coincidences with no greater meaning or truth behind them.
However, the fact that Alanis Morisette wrote a song called "Ironic" supposedly about irony that doesn't include any actual examples of irony IS ironic.

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HELL YEAH LETS MINECRAFT

Clean it up jannie.

you niggers complain constantly about kids not interacting with each other irl and not in games at home and now you're mad when they do

it's better with frens fren. Just like any vidja.

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this is mostly true yeah, because that's exactly how women are and zoomers were raised in a firm matriarchy, so

fake hype

Damn can't believe he hit the reverse C H I C K E N J O C K E Y

Yeah, like you could get them all to start mass murder by yelling "RACE WAR NOW!"

Lmao

the testificates obvious jew look

Let's not forget the golems.
Don't think notch could have been more on the nose.

one of the funniest bits is he CLEARLY intended for gold to be the currency used to trade with the jew looking testificates but it would have been too on the "nose", so he introduced emeralds even though gold was in the game from nearly the beginning and still doesnt have a WHOLE lot of utility

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Being a minecraft OG from alpha gives me so much street cred with these kids, my little half brother and nephew go nuts when I visit and play with them

It's a late zoomer/gen alpha rehash of

merely pretending

because all new memes are pale imitations of memes from 18+ years ago

So now he made a green currency that has no other purpose than to basically act as money.

Nah this whole society is engineered to make people think things, like things, dislike things, not think about things. They just drop random 'content' when the zoomers are poking their iPads, the algorithm selects the proper thing of the day and the zoomer watches it just like all the other zoomers. Then they tune into their role model streamers, who are talking about the very same promoted content and how cool it is.

You have no idea how any of this shit works do you?

This is a bot thread :(

There are very few White people left in muttmerica

keep coping jeet

it should have been the two of us tapped to write the script for the mein kraft movie, hollywood jews are just throwing money away

In the minecraft movie, Jack Black says various Minecraft references in a comically dramatic voice as if it invoked a "marvel movie reference-tier" reaction from the audience for basic things such as flint and steel or the nether. The meme became responding to these cues by screaming and throwing popcorn everywhere.

Spiders jockeys (a skeleton archer on a giant spider) are a rare combined mob that spawns sometimes. They're very rare and not as dangerous as they sound, and they're really old, from the early versions with few different mobs or and no variants of mobs. Later, a small baby/child variant of zombies was added and while that sounds harmless, it's one of the most dangerous and annoying enemies in the game. And there's a special combined version of the baby zombie referencing the spider jockey, which is the small zombie riding a small chicken (which is, like the spider jockey, mostly harmless and defuses all of the danger of the baby zombie).

They are not really a major mascot for the game or anything, just a joke variant of an annoying piece of shit monster.

now you're mad when they do

Mad? You just replied to the posting saying it was "sovl" you retard.
People are at best excited, and at worst just confused as fuck

can someone explain to my dumb ass

What are you a woman

actually this is a fifth reich thread

but they just laughed and said "ok boomer". i tried to explain that i'm gen x but they just laughed again.