GEN ALPHA IS MASTURBATING IN SCHOOL

More like generation coomer.

It's more disturbing than this adult panicked and didn't know what to do than the kid was masturbating and staring lol
Be a fucking adult and take control of the situation, you have total authority, assert it!

sexual emergency in class

what color is he?

Based. I don't care. Gooner supremacy. These teachers are all fucking the kids anyways and dressing like whores for instagram attention in class.

Jerking off is fair game now.

She should be fired for not following her training. Dumb bitch teacher didn't know it was penis inspection day.

he was moaning

and the whole bus clapped

I did this. Under a jacket at a desk in 7th grade back in 2001, got my guys on the girls hair in front of me. She had a bf and I had the hots for her she endup dying of a heroin overdose. Rip Ashley.

you have total authority

lol you have no idea how bad schools are today. What can a teacher actually do? Call the parents? Parents don't care. Tell admin? Admin don't care.
Kids today are allowed to get away with anything. Thank Democrats for progressive parenting and school policies.

Jerking off during 9/11

Stone Cold mother fucker

n

What can a teacher actually do?

Gender transition the kid without parental involvement.

certified jeet moment

Kid might be left with a femdom fetish for the rest of his life if she does that. It's a difficult situation, like defusing a bomb.

Do they make money if they make this shit up? Or is it a bot to generate interest?

I was sobbing

propaganda/coom session I assume

What the fuck is "IEP"? kek stupid women in all fields love fucking acronyms. In aviation it is based but everything else it is gay.

based, hope he can aim his splooge at the teacher next time

People used to get handy js in the computer class

mfw I saw once a middleschooler jacking off inside her mother's SUV

The bitch was driving, clueless I supposed.

Big strong independent woman who's completely in control, driven to tears and nearly catatonic passivity due to the weird kid jerking off.

So... he was able to sit in his own seat... and didn't stab anybody in the heart and kill them?

parents not replying to discipline reports

Z more like N

Idk why girls think dudes moan when they jack off. I'm silent as the dead and can stealth coom anywhere. I'm like the Solid Snake of gooning, you'll never know unless I want you too and by that time it's far too late to stop me.

Eh, I was in high school in 2000 and there was a guy who cut holes in his pants pockets so he could rub one out in class. Always been some weird fuckers.

Yeah I think someone with that much ‘trauma’ should be a teacher.

How does a woman jack off? She doesn't have a dick.

class with 9 kids

This is downie class.
Teachers are absolute scum no matter if they are too retarded to understand what they do or not.

Do you really need to ask?

its probably real anon but kids have been doing this for awhile, but also a senior isnt really a kid like a 7th grader is

I jacked off in the public library for months when I was in 8th grade. I got my first laptop and went to the public library to use its wifi. That was when omegle first came out and Anon Babble was having tons of fun with it. I had this method where I would just rapidly tap the head of my cock from the outside of my pants so I didn't have to put my hands in my pants or take my dick out and I would ejaculate from it. I did it a ton and nobody ever found out. Sometimes I would go to the library bathroom and properly choke the chicken in the stall. I figured out how to bypass library computer porn blocks by going to program files and running mozilla firefox that was installed instead of the default internet explorer that had the porn blocks. Pretty sure some weird old guy who went to the library to use computers saw the porn on the library computer once or twice.

This is true. My hatred of the left was a seed planted very early.

based gooner

I look over and he has an erection

nigger lover whore

That aint shit. I jerked off in the bathrooms a ton of times in high school, and I got one of my GFs to suck me off in the back of a math class. She didnt suck me to completion, but she did it for about five minutes while the teacher was writing on the chalk board. This was in the early 2000s. Kids were degenerate as fuck back then WITHOUT the internet, none of this shit is new.

democrats are why parents dont care

no its because parents are too busy shitposting on facebook or instagram to give a shit about their seed

My bad.
I meant, it was a boy, jacking off in the backseat of her mother's SUV, the mother was driving, clueless of her son was doing.

Adult teachers getting mentally bfto by gooning zoomers.

It was a woman faced with a man acting sexually. They freeze up and wait for him to act and shit test him. They aren't going to calmly "remember their training" and act like a man, you bluepilled retard.

I jerked off in class once. Nobody noticed. The curviest black girl in school was sitting in front of me and I was 13. It was worth it

this. I remember some freak stuck his thumb up his ass and cranked one out when i was in hihgschool decades a go. Teacher's used to be able to deal with these types of things without "trauma dumping" about it on the socials.

I think everyone at one point or another rubs their dingus in class, I did grade 10 geography watching some dumb movie while I sat beside some porky girl, didn't coom but about 2 years later she basically tried to rape me at a party I'm not going to get into it anyway
When u are jackin it you can turn everything to sexy, like alchemical transmutation.

Canadian law still explicitly allows teachers to beat students. It's right there beside using violence while executing the law.

based cumbending breathmaster

Why do none of the other kids call him out on it? If it was the UK that kid would be bullied to the point of suicide.
youtu.be/MywX67SU4S0

maybe its from those porns where the faggot moans like the girl as he cums, they sound gay as fuck. the based alpha chads that nut in my hairy man arse never moan like those homos

So she’s surprised that an actual tard can’t help but goon in class?

5 sheckles per (you)

In inner city schools in the states this is more common then you would think. Kids just whipping out erections into girls faces and shit.
Some teacher fag on here posted some green text stories about it. He would send kids to the office. Administration would just send them home for the day and have some nigger councilor talk to them. if the girl didn't tell anyone it school would just continue. Exposing was a norm for girls too. It's just nigger culture. I remember watching a webm on some telegram chat where some older nigger said that when he had a broken arm he made is little brother beat his dick for him. Niggers are just animals.

Women are stupid and I don't respect them.

Be a fucking adult and take control of the situation, you have total authority, assert it!

Exactly! Start sucking him off while teaching the other kids what you're doing!

sounds like a nigger

nobody could see my micro penis

I have some trauma around sexual deviancy and so much was brought up today

Whore detected, no sympathy.

masturbating

moaning

sits right in front

she just now notices this

Fuck, would've been better if they opened the door, got on the floor, and everyone walked the dinosaur. Autist fanfic is so lame.

It was clearly a nigger but yes they are all retarded

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I have no one with authority around me

She literally IS the fucking authority
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

The students or the leftists?

teacher has a meltdown when a dipshit kid acts like a dipshit

they should be in a position of authority, sorry

Be a fucking adult and take control of the situation, you have total authority, assert it!

*start sucking him off*

boy

her

You never had a kid whack off in class?
Or the kid who pissed his pants and was ridiculed until graduation?

Holy based

yeah I thought every school had a known pocket pool player kek

Brings up a good point: there's nothing unnatural or wrong or gross about masturbating. Some kid jerked it in class when I was in 7th grade. I had boners all the time and tried to hide pushing them against the desk but in retrospect I bet everyone saw.

Return to monke, Jack Doherty style.
Humans had a good run this time. Last time we were in this position we had only just discovered electricity. This time we got to the transistor. I wonder what the next round will get to in 20K years.

same thing happened ages ago when I was 11 or 12
classmate moved his jacket onto his lap and then just started cranking it in physics class
I noticed it, pointed it out to my deskmate who in turn pointed it out to the next person
a minute later half the class is watching him jacking it, sniggering until a girl loudly calls him out for it
everyone laughs at him, including the teacher
we make fun of him for the rest of the day and then forget about it the next because it really wasn't that funny
dude is now a bigshot manager of one of our country's biggest engineering companies, so I guess he must have learned something in that class lmao
meanwhile the same thing happened in that reddit post and you have multiple people traumatized, having to talk to counselors and the teacher afraid to do her job acting like she's a rape victim
give me a fucking break

I think you need some help anon

t. Nigger

thanks chatgptbotfaggot

kek
was made a pathetic mess by a fucking kid with a broccoli cut

there's nothing unnatural or wrong or gross about masturbating.

there's everything wrong with masturbating in public you uncivilized nigger

boy

her

Did you use Super Man xray vision to see the mastectomy scars and franken sausage?

Nope I'm white with green eyes. My fetish for goth girls was awoken during my 14-year-old goon sessions at the public library.

My penis is in the 55th percentile for length and 47th percentile for girth for European men

I've noticed the last few Nice's have pushed the "he groomed me" angle. Strap in boyos, it's about to get more clownier

Seniors in high school are zoomers anon. Claim that shit,

It's more disturbing that she thinks "having an erection" is actionable at all.

As a zoomer I can proudly say I've never jacked off once in my life and I spit on those who do, these kids are cooked

I got myself to cum from just doing kegals. Poker face. Kegalling in class. Reaching heights of orgasmic ecstasy hands free, wherever, whenever. Few will know this pleasure

Diogenes disagrees

Women teachers should only teach female students these days. Schools are alot closer to a prison culture than a church culture these days.

I graduated in 2011 and a kid did this in my grade lmao

Teacher doesn't do shit, then DEMANDS someone ELSE deals with it, after it's over.
Women shouldn't be teachers, and public education for "all" shouldn't exist.

These girls/women wouldn't have had to deal with this if they were married and in the kitchen/at home.

great point.
with women, it's always thr opposite of what they say.

I swore to always make sure students were safe and comfortable

Cries and feels *checks notes* sick and panicked.

I know there's a lot of women who are tough teachers/managers or w/e, but how can this woman think she can make students feel safe and comfortable when some weirdo rubbing himself off in class scares her.

These hippie lib bitches talk a tough game and when someone calls their bluff they meltdown.

It’s a bot. You’re training a bot.

Spend first 8 years of class teaching kids that wanking is cool

provive manuals on wanking, blowing, docking, scissoring

9th grade kid wanks in class…..

NOOOOOOOOOO

Always has been.

Women should not teach boys. This would've never happened if it were a male teacher.

This is what happens when you force the dumb kid to sit in the front and take away his phone.

Just let him sit in the back and do whatever. If he disturbs rest of class tell him don’t disturb others or out.

This is the problem with female teachers they want to assert authority or callout any BS when you mix that with these sort of kids it ends into a cocktail of chaos.

If she has genuine authority to expel or suspend the kid at will sure, but as we see here she doesn’t and now the kid is in a front row seat with no phone to distract he will invent new distraction

Z is masterubating

staring right at me

Coomer kid asserted dominance over boomer bitch. Z IS NOW THE GOONER KING OF SCHOOL hahahahahahahahaha

you non-whites are so fucked up, just animals with clothes on

the female classmate was moaning, but had to cover her tracks.

I saw a kid jerk off right in the middle of class! Fucking came in his pants. I could smell his cum.

I’m convinced rightoids live in a parallel universe what the fuck are you talking about?

inb4 made up ragebait from xitter

I swore to always make sure students were safe and comfortable

*student feels safe and comfortable*

NO NOT LIKE THAT

jej

Kek there's always been that one kid

I used to masturbate all the time in 1st grade unironically. I didnt know what I was doing. I would do it, all the time.

Wonder if you know, that's why I am how I am. Gooning since I was born.

Jerking it in public is a young white man's game.
Once you grow up you realize it's not socially acceptable, and only non-whites keep doing it.

just post with your hindu faggot flag, it's obvious, whites/humans don't jerk off in school but niggers do (and if you're not white you're a goddamn nigger, let's stop pretending you're something worth labeling otherwise)

HIS mother's SUV
he therefore his.

Ok bro. How old were you in first grade? 13? You must have been held back for being retarded.

Went to school with a kid who got caught jerking off in class 20 years ago. It's not just a gen Alpha or Zoomer thing. Degenerates exist in all generations.

Is a sign the person is a fuckwit though. The guy grew up and in his 20s stole a car, fled from the cops and crashed it killing 1 woman, and turning another into a quadriplegic for life. Died in prison. Good riddance.

you know what they say, "if brown hair is in your family, satan is in your heart because only humans have a connection to god"

You are training a bot.

Go easy on me pls

Not jacking it in public is a low bar that most people can easily avoid. You have to have zero impulse control to play with you cock in a math class

Just make fun of the little coomer, lol call him out in front of everyone. He will either get embarrassed and made fun of, or chad up and finish in front of you. Either way that helps him grow

Is everyone too fragile? There was a generation of teachers recently that would call the kid Mr. [kid's last name] and emotionlessly send him to the principle's office.

Rip princess

Now the principal sends the kid back with a snack and you’ll get an email saying you have poor classroom management.

Is this really a big deal in US? Here it would be frowned upon and probably sanctioned but just chalked up to boys dominating the classroom with boyish antics, similarly to acting like an asshole in gym class etc.

Although I don't think any guy would do it alone like this as an autist and if he tried others would make fun of him for years over it

I’m surprised the teacher didn’t rape and fuck that child. Many do.

He’s black
It’s the joke….
Black Kid runs home from school say “mom, I had gym today and in the changing room I learned that I have the biggest dick in third grade”.
Mom: yes son, that’s because you’re 17 years old.

Very based, but women think you are very weird for this and they expect some chadsounds when you nut. Keep this in mind if you ever get laid, the silent as the grave style is good for solo ops but not otherwise

She shoulda finished him off, my mom would have.

worst advice ever

authority

in school

lol
Lmao even

The PTA is a cancer, incompetency of the administrative staff often is a cancer, but that's only part of the issue. The bigger issue is cultural. We are a culture that values tolerance over discipline, and we are reaping what we have sown.

teachers are powerless and cowards, women are weak, story is probably fake, kids are retarded but kids have always been retarded, I remember being a kid and watching porn in math class.
It will pass especially with socialization, get the kid into sports. Shame his parents seem to be checked out of his life.

No help necessary. I came 5 times since posting that. Would you of ever known if I didnt point it out? Didnt think so.

Get on my level and join the ranks of the shinobi stealth coomer.

makes it about themself

This guy was probably unattractive, brown, or both. If a white jock did this nobody would say anything

Do you even feel anything anymore? I think you burnt out your brain jacking too much. Take a break.

You're right, I shouldn't be giving accurate information to a canadian. My mistake, he should make sure his ass is on hunt for red october mode when he lays pipe. the bitches love that, it's stoic and masculine

good luck arguing that in court though

teachers are powerless and cowards

Especially nowadays.
One of my classmates said he wanted to rape one of our teachers and she just laughed at him

Can it be a natural uncontrollable reaction?

This supposedly educated woman thinks men can, or possible ONLY, have boners just by willing it, like a muscle. Lmao. This is as bad as a male teacher saying a girl should get in trouble for choosing to have her period during class.

When I was in eighth grade, I was in a cast so I never showered. It ended up making my balls super itchy all the time and I am 99% the teachers thought I was masturbating because I had my hands in my pants scratching my nuts every fifteen seconds.

I felt my balls empty. Check the floor behind you. Clean it up, cum-janny.

he should make sure his ass is on hunt for red october mode when he lays pipe. the bitches love that, it's stoic and masculine

this but unironically
not only do women not care if you dont make noises but telling dudes to force themselves to make noise is terrible advice
also some women even find it cringy when dudes moan

Based, fuck teachers, they're just brainwashed shitheads anyway.

I'm not saying moan like a bitch but you know it's true that women find the dead silent style weird. You're supposed to talk to them a little, at least give it a little grunt now and then. Something. Solid Snake mode ain't it.

not only do women not care if you dont make noises

women even find it cringy when dudes moan

well which is it?

telling dudes to force themselves to make noise is terrible advice

true

it's reddit so there was no guy, it's a creative writing exercise

9 kids in a classroom

Every class I’ve been in has 40 students minimum

what color is he?

Usually in reddit posts they'll drop a casual hint but I don't see one in this post.

They're not sending their best

Checked

okay sure, I can agree with that
I said some women and it depends on the moan I guess

Puberty isn't required to masturbate.
It makes you have to piss rather than ejaculate. You still have to stop being hard to do so. It can also allow you to thereafter have 'female orgasms' which are more of a full body convulsion.
Same as getting your dick mutilated, they took this from you can you can't get it back.

You're supposed to talk to them a little, at least give it a little grunt now and then

No shit. we were talking about jerking off, not taking a chick to pound town. An unblinking, unbroken silent stare with a determined serious look is going to freak her out for sure...unless shes into rape play or fucking statues or something fucked up. idk, maybe theres a chick out there whos into the gomer pyle thousand yard silent stare.

Just tell them to cum and they will.

Amazingly enough this actually works if you time it right. Women are THAT retarded

Based
Stare right at her and knock one out. Should have thanked her after.

This is based. Id be friends with this dude if I was still in school.

I remember in school in the 90s, I turn around and I see one of my classmates masturbating. He wasn't even a "loser guy" (implying not all kids are losers lol). Honestly it's not a big deal, kids are disgusting and are gonna do disgusting shit. The problem is these teachers being "educated" by 3 masters degrees instead of being educated by reality.

Smack the little cunt in the nuts with a slide rule. Unfuckinbelievable

Always argues

Parents don't care

Nigger.

This isn't grounds for expulsion? Have these teachers gone soft?

I'm glad we've cleared that up, but for educational purposes I will note that "jack off" was once used for both sexes.
For example, "The Go-gos" singer Belinda Carlisle, apparently inebriated in a home video, uses the term in reference to herself.

WRONG.

parents

That shit is Plural my illiterate friend, meaning his father is theoretically available to be reached. I'm calling JEET.

This teacher is a pathetic excuse for a human being. She doesnt understand what goes on wjth boys hormones apparently.

Sure things have changed but some people aren't meant to be teachers. I tried subbing and quickly determined I'm one that isn't meant to be a teacher. You have to have certain personality traits and abilities, if you don't have these, you should find a different job. Kid should never have gotten to the point of teacher being able to see him jerk it.

thats brave, very brave.

imsgine the rush he mustve had, the guts to go trough.

respect

Administration would just send them home for the day

Talk about incentivizing jacking off in public...

Since the parent(s) never respond to any kind of contact, they teacher can't know and would just presume it's two parents when in reality it's just the mother who doesn't have time for any of that school shit.

its still not correct, its kind of like when people say a woman fucked a guy, instead of the woman was fucked by a guy.
essentially its a muh equality/feminism.
also

Belinda Carlisle

she's not even in the ground yet I wouldn't use her as some proof of historical linguistics

degeneracy is brave because social mores need to be shattered to challenge the power structure

Hi, leftist

its still not correct, its kind of like when people say a woman fucked a guy, instead of the woman was fucked by a guy.

I don't know why it couldn't be a sex-neutral word like "masturbate" itself is.

I was in 9th grade and some older girl a few grades up kinda had the hots for me because I was innocent and cute and I had just left health class. We were talking about this and that and she finally said "don't learn too much in health class." She then flicked my dick with the back of her hand and walked away. I went to the bathroom and wacked off in a stall in like 20 seconds. Man things were different back then.

because it just isn't gender bender

The girl who asked to sit elsewhere didn't say why.
Maybe because she didn't want to seem "racist".

How big do you think his dick was if the teacher noticed it across the room

I jacked off in the school bathroom around 6th grade left a load on the stall wall it stayed their for the rest of the year

I'd argue that a woman could fuck a guy, the action of fucking is the one on top. The action of being fucked is the one on the bottom. Any sex act where the woman is in top of the man and generating the friction, the man is being fucked. This includes cowgirl, amazon, etc.

Ngl I was doing it in school too back in the '90s. It's pretty hot desu, that blonde tight teen ass sitting all around me, and not one would pay me a moments notice let alone suck my chode... man, those were nice cums. :^)

i thought this happened all the time at least i figured there was always one kid who did it

Plenty of parents still care. the ones from small town white majority town

My mom became a TA just so she could spend more time with my brother and me when we were in grade 1-5. I remember her complaining at home that the other kids were horrible but it was worth it to spend time with us.

If youre becoming a teacher just for a paycheck then you shouldnt be allowed to teach. If you do it because you actually like children (not in a pedo way) then thats pretty based. I had a substitute teacher that was an old guy who had something like 8 kids that were all grown up and he missed having kids around. That old guy was a great teacher, he knew quite a few tricks if something was stumping you to get the lesson to stick/made it fun and interesting even if it was boring.

no, only if she is using a strap on is she fucking him. gender bender

It’s a nigger kid

Nah, fucking is an action. It doesn't matter who has the hole, it's about who is generating the force.

destroying the jews utterly and to the last fixes this
wars also fix this.

I went to high school the year before joining the school as like an orientation tour. The hottest senior in the school walked straight up to me and kissed me on the lips. All the other grade 8's were like oh damn. Best day of my life.

female teachers were a mistake
so was abolishing corporal punishment in schools
what the kid needed was a masculine, male teacher to yell at him and rap his knuckles

been a jerk all semester

Phrasing

This sounds like something a pajeet or a dune coon would do. A nigger would just rape her.

look how hard you're fighting for muh equality.
he still fucked her, she was fucked. simple as.

Guy has an erection

People have a complete meltdown as if the guy just executed someone

Lmao why are people such weaklings nowadays?

look how hard you're fighting for muh equality.

I'm stating a fact, you're trying to turn it into something it's not by equating it with equality or some shit. You aussies are always so emotional

God damn they're wordy aren't they

The hottest senior in the school walked straight up to me and kissed me on the lips. All the other grade 8's were like oh damn.

Now imagine if it would of been a girl who did that to you, you would of been labeled a real casanova.

no, no. I kid, I kid lol

It is hard to keep that shit down in high school though. A girl leans the right way and you get a peek and then you're quietly trying to stick your dick under your belt so you can walk when the bell rings

feminism is so ingrained in you that you're fighting for another muh equality under the guise of "it aint dat deep bruh"

See kid masturbating and staring at you intensely

Whip out your dick and stare right back

We'll see who lasts the longest!

Canada must have been so different. Now you have to attend her family's dwali

Dark

Hire men to teach boys and women to teach girls. Problem solved.

She complains online about it, but she no doubt has considered him before.

if someone told this story here we would label it "shit that never happened" but since this is a screenshot of a reddit post i believe it and also consider it news and or politics

you forgot hiring a man to supervise the woman teacher

This is the way

holy based they truly are alpha

but what if you want the kids to grow up to be hetero?

I guess that's how bad things have gotten. Normal male physiology is being punished unsympathetically beyond male genital mutilation.

Are we spotted a nigger or retarded white?

Or just don't hire women teachers. Also get rid of teaching degrees. If you want to teach you major in the subject.

you need to zoom out
girls and boys should be taught completely different things

I grew up in the before-fore times when we weren't flooded to the max with shitskin poo's, chinks and other undesirables. It was great living in a high trust society where everyone looked like you and spoke the same language. Now you need an interpreter just to buy gas. Its pretty horrifying seeing your country fall before your eyes and mindblowing that no one else seems to notice or react to it... Canada is like a lovecraft story come to life, we have animalistic others roaming around beside us but people refuse to acknowledge or react to them, like they cant see them.

Holy shit this so much. Women's brains can not comprehend hard sciences and mathematics.

say his name!

how about just fucking telling the kid to STOP MASTURBATING YOU SICK FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING I CAN SEE YOU YES STOP JACKING OFF NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU SICK FUCK

I know it.

Why would someone who likes children take a job abusing children?

It was great living in a high trust society where everyone looked like you and spoke the same language.

Even in the US, in many parts.

It was obviously a nigger.

Sounds gay. I had the biggest crush on my headmistress and she fed into it in about as much as anyone could witout being a pedo.

What is more shocking to me is all the stories of the anons gooning in public places, men you are better than a wild animal, don't act like one

Yeah, man, I've been from Quebec City to Alberta long ago and it's such beautiful country, but I spent a night in Toronto recently and was like what the fuck happened? The worst thing certain people did was convince the west that we need massive immigration. We don't

Take away his desk and have him sit in a chair facing the entire class and give his classmates some metal batons they can strike him with or throw at him if he decides to masturbate again.

uncomfy

i've seen too many fucking threads in Anon Babble to know that women do not fucking say that word at all

Z

Zigger

I almost fucked the babysitter that took care of my sisters when I was a teen, we were both teens, got drunk after my sisters went to sleep, I gave her a nice oral, she gave me a handjob, when we were about to do it I really thought about what I was going to do and I stopped, I know I would feel bad for not doing it and I know that I would get her pregnant, I just knew, but damn I always think what a wasted opportunity to bang

admin does nothing at all

kid is a nigger, 100%
the hint is admin doing nothing
if a white guy had done it, he would have gotten some punishment

incredibly based.

imagine letting out a gigantic, MOANING, yellowy load in the middle of class.

i was so pent up back when i was a high schooler. i can understand his actions.

I fapped once during a lesson in 4th grade and nobody saw it

Millennial here. First time?
I didn't jack off per se but I'd get boners all the time and sometimes rub my cock. A know a few friends that would. Some would go to the toilets to jack off as well.

When you're bored as shit and there are attractive girls all around you... What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

This is why school uniforms need to exist and the standard upheld.

Even in public I get boners every day because there are chicks walking around basically naked.

stupid teacher he was just preparing for penis inspection day

When I was in high-school we had a history teacher that was pretty cool and would be 'real' with us and give us all the nasty stories he had encountered as a teacher. He told us about this student who always wore this really starched button up shirt every day, oily slicked back hair, and always carried around this notebook with him. Anyway, I guess he must have left the notebook laying around for someone to find or whatever and it was all drawings of nude women, stories he had written about fucking all his female classmates, including descriptions of them bleeding from their first times. The madlad even paper clipped pieces of cloth he dyed red as props and shit.

I'm a millennial and I did this in grade 4
The teacher was so freaked out that she just kind of let me finish before I got up and left the classroom after everyone else had gone
I was kind of a messed up nine year old

my Anon Babble BROTHER, what are you doing on this chud board

Reddit woo take my upvote op

Treat him respectfully. Help him reach his climax, show him how it's done and don't fucking discriminate.

Based

I should have done something when I first noticed an erection.

What the fuck? I would have been traumatised if I got hassled by a teacher every time I got an erection. A fucking light breeze was enough to trigger one.

yellowy

WTF?

never donate your body to science

how is this reply and thread political?

Reminder that Reddit and Anon Babble make up a lot of BS for stories.

Why is gen alpha like the complete opposite of gen Z?
We always thought anything remotely sexual was the grossest thing ever until at least high school.

I used to lay on the floor to look up my teachers skirt during nap time in special ed. I got a boner and started humping the floor. She would sometimes open her legs. The year before that i had a friend leave dirty messages on her answering machine when i found her phone number. Then the last time we did it he said i had been forcing him to do it and left my name on the machine. She never confronted me about it though. The was her btw

9 students

special ed

You just reminded me of this substitute we had who was a similar, very old man that was particularly beloved by basically everyone. He was witty and didn't really give a fuck and was always good for conversation. He died midway through the school year and we had a school wide memorial service for him and no joke literally everyone got pretty emotional. That's the kind of shit I can't really fathom happening nowadays but maybe it does idk

At least you got eternal fap material from it.

I had a chinese classmate who would always comb his pubes during class

That's racist. She would be fired and working at mcdonalds for life.

Wtf

I used to drive by this bikini beans. Meh-tier girls, a few hotties. Definitely not worth offing yourself over.

If this were a just world she would ask him to stay after class for “special private lessons” to “help him focus in class”

JacksoffinaV6ius

This adult should have grabbed him by the penis and started stroking it for him, teaching him how to stroke his penis correctly.

For me, it's Missouri.

Didn't we all do this in school?
I was able to stroke my dick head with the fabric in my pocket, so it js looked like my hand was in my pocket. I let it crust.

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clap!

I've never watched a porn video without audio muted, what kind of subhuman does that?

I got a handjob on a class trip to the planetarium. To this day Jupiter is still the sexiest planet, I like 'em big and round boys.

If we were classical Greece this would be the correct response. How we've fallen.

How did you all jack off in school?
You must be dicklets.
My hog was so big that getting an erection in my pants was painful

I’ve jerked off to completion two times in places I’m ashamed of, once in the same room as my best friend, and another time in the same room as my cousin, both under the covers while they were sleeping. My heart was pumping pretty hard and was begging for me to breathe deeply, made worse by the thrill of doing something so crazy. My heart was pumping so hard I could see the veins pulse inside my eyeballs, I had to breathe into my sheets to calm down. To be he best of my knowledge, they didn’t see shit

Not really.
As much as some teachers really deserve getting shat on, there is a big difference between "little Timmy didn't want to kneel for trans black women" and "this little fuck started jerking off in public like a deranged hobo"
No matter how bad a teacher is this is simply subhuman behaviour that should not be tolerated in society. And in a school that actually gave a fuck, this kid would be suspended at the minimum. Not to mention probably slapped up in class

my best friend sexted me by accident once, intending to send it to a girl

Fucking phoneposting while driving, sorry for the errors anons

not rubbing their dingus but at some point in 8th grade I heard an ear-splitting scream and looked at the back of the class, some sped randomly stapled his ballsack to his leg

Biggest case of Darwin award I've ever seen

had a dude do this in class 15 years ago

Masturbating in school

I am not reading that, I did that in the bathroom once, it was pretty miserable.

we've all had the ol-stapled scrotum at one point

Romania moment.

A lot of American Gen Alpha boys are uncircumcised compared to older American generations, so sex and masturbation will feel very good for them once they hit puberty. Many of them are going to be turbocoomers.

If you don’t cum every day and let it build up it cums out darker. You’re gonna need to wait a least 2 weeks to get dark sticky yellow cum.

So Kellogg was right all along?

Ring the police this is sexual assault. Why do these idiot teachers always “involve the school” like it’s a legal authority. Same with stupid bitches who claim to be raped by a classmate or coworker. Bitch if there is a crime ring the police. Your boss is not the proper authority. The Dean is not either. Then they whine “ nothing was done.”

Kek, my best friend and I had a shrimpy dweeby acquaintance in high school who was a compulsive liar (not a bad dude, we still talk sometimes). One time on vacation, my friend texted him pretending to be a girl as a prank, and he was so thirsty that he actually got this dude to send a dick pic, it was like a little baby bird in a nest of pubes. We never told him, held it over his head, or shared it with anyone else, but it did happen

absolute breakdown of society and behavioral sink while being psychologically battered

Make porn illegal now.
Make gambling illegal.
Hell, we need 200 years of evolutionary facism to cull weakened domesticated Homo sapiens genes brought on by leisure and the degenerate pursuit of orgasms as well as poor diets, lack of sun, fresh air, hard work, etc.

Well, circumcision reduces sexual pleasure because it removes erogenous parts of the penis like the frenulum. So yes, he was right.

this happens all the time especially in middle school when boys first try jacking off. I know because I did it once

Best take off your shoes girls. ((((School))))'s OUT. Don't Disbelieve.

Show me your genitals.
Your genitals.

Nah. What IS a Romania moment was however in that same class, there was a bottle of rubbing alcohol for cleaning the whiteboard.
Anyway some kid told the class gyppo "I bet you're too pussy to drink that bottle lmao" as a joke
Anyway the class ends and the madman actually drank the whole bottle of medicinal alcohol and had to go to the hospital

this
that op is unfit to be a teacher

I can't believe Ivan here was the only one who caught the reference

That's right, I just have sex with them

Teacher is a retard. Should've have simply said "You can't do that during class" and given him a strike or whatever.
All the boohooing and drama just shows she's not fit for the job, also it's clear she has some prior resentment of this kid she can't get over which is impacting her judgement.

He's so bad he pushes the boundary but doesn't do anything I can actually punish him for

Bullshit detected

NEW THREAD

Jerking it is technically still within the boundaries if it is in the IEP.

You're a janitor?

So uhhhh, why post this fake AI bullshit. Why not just post the real fucking pic? WTF?

holy shit, reading this thread made me realize that Americans are animals. I've never ever seen any sexual related issues on school, over here the consequences would be severe, and parents used to beat the shit out of their kids back then, so kids would be afraid of that too.

a real jerk

no kidding

How could you make it all through school without beating it to a teacher at least once? Were all your teachers men?

unlike Americans, we're civilized over here

Poor biebs. Imagine that, giving your whole life to the system. Probably even had to get raped to get in the club, probably even killed someone close to him to rise up the ranks, raped some kid, likely.

And in the end, they just throw you under the bus. Dont even mention to not get the vaxx. So you get the vaxx, and get bells palsy and clotts and shit, and your body is literally eating itself.

And you now think every second of your life. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. I did all this depraved shit for them, well actually for me, but still its what they told me to do. I got fucked in the ass, to prevent getting fucked in the ass, but once again im getting fucked in the ass.

FUCKING BRUTAL MAN.

Dont mess around with evil shit, they will always throw you under the bus eventually.

Jesus is the way the truth and the life. Figure it out, before its too late. Times almost up.

Adolecence netflix narrative so hot right now! Upvotes galore!!!!