Why are you so fat?

A confluence of factors

all frogposters in 2025 are JIDF agents trying to tame the conversation

My theory is holding up nicely

Idk, I think it's because I drink a lot of milk and I think I have a slow metabolism. I'll poop once every 3 days

Probably made 6 kids so far

Probably?

Today I got in 20 consecutive minutes of hard cardio doing knife drills and kicks. It's a good workout. Drilling a devastating front kick to the balls followed by a lethal knife stab to the neck. A really killer 1,2 combo designed to first discombobulate and then finish an opponent.

My dad has had a gut since I was a child and I'm skinny as a rail. 5'10 150lbs. Just learn to stave off hunger pangs. It's easier than you think. The mind is attuned to tuning them out.

My parents are not fat. Dad has a bit of a beer belly but that's it. As a matter of fact, no one is fat in my family, my extended family is different though.

occasional GF

Anon, wtf do you mean?

because the closest restaurant to my apartment is a little ceasars and they sell entire pizzas for less than $9

Every time I start losing weight I binge eat

How old are you?

because my burger insurance refuses to cover ozempic and other similar meds

I wish i wasn't. Anon Babble will yell to put the spoon down fatty, and they aren't wrong, but it's like telling a heroin junkie to just put the needle down. they won't ever accept that it's mental illness because half the time they don't even believe that's areal thing, unless talking about trannies. It's one of those self destructive things like gambling that aren't necessarily physically addictive but are real verifiable problems.

Yeah it's 5 dollars. Also I would beat you mercilessly, if you brought home little ceasars.

The only excuse for eating fatty foods is if you are bulking before a power lifting phase. Ideally you want to be so strong that you can crush a mans skull with your bare hands. Might makes right so every man should seek to be the most physically dominant man he can be. The only thing that matters is war and training for war so that when the enemy appears you can kill the enemy and his friends and his family and his history and his memory until your enemy ceases to have ever existed.

$5 dollars

not in gavin newsome's cali wali lol
or maybe it is for the "hot and sweaty" or whatever I order on the website and get it out of a little cuck box. It's like $8.40 I think.

I'm not. I starve myself when I am within 5lb of my max weight threshold.

Considering summer is comming, probably 18

it's like telling a heroin junkie to just put the needle down

They're not really comparable. You can stop doing heroin and, regardless of how bad the withdrawals are, at some point it's over.
You can't stop eating forever.

How was your father's physique at your age?

Hormones are fucked because of jews poisoning everything

Literal lanket. Very Skinny and he is still skinny, he just has a bit if a beer belly

I'm not fat, but most americans are because they eat like 5 meals a day.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Then they usually eat something later at night and they snack constantly between meals.
I eat one meal a day and if i'm busy with work I may even skip that, have no problem with weight and people act like i'm insane.

Man you be fastin all the time, fuh real

Nah I don't know what the fuck fasting is.

weightmaxxing is based. skinny people are weak

Lot of stupid medication. Ironically, I'm taking another medication to lose the weight.

By choice through bloatmaxxing.

4 to 5 meals

Holy fucking shit, you guys are gluttonous, pray for forgiveness ASAP or risk burning in the lake of fire. I literally only eat twice a day

that's not fat, just an enlarged stomach due to HGH

Im a big fat bastard
Cuz I love me fookin food
Ale ale aleeeeee

. I literally only eat twice a day

You're a skinny twink faggot and any poster ITT could beat you up and rape you

little ceasars

That shit tastes like rubber, just spend a couple more bucks on Papa Johns or any other pizza place.

Not if you can't catch me. Fattie.

Yum Yum

Yummy Chicken

I'm not fat, I'm 5'9 and trying to get to 170 but it's a fact that being skinny is weakness

HAHAHAHAH SKINNY CHADS POINT AND LAUGHT AT THE FATTIES, POINT AND LAUGH. HAHAHAHA

My diet is genetics

Fuck off. There barely were any fat people just 100 years ago. We're being fed the vilest possible slop while encouraged to drive everywhere and work in offices.

Well I'm 5'6 and weight 140. One of me is enough to take down you bitchass. Watch your tongue, nigga.

Nobody I know wants to do anything outside so I don't exercise and all my neighbors and parents have cameras. I can't exercise in private anywhere.

5'6

140

LMAO, I would bounce your head off the kerb

170

at 5'9

You have to be a bit chubby at least.

no, not at all. pure muscle. also I'm not currently 170, I wanna be 180 actually, i'm at 165 currently

it's a fact that being skinny is weakness

Not if you own a gun and can shoot straight, then being fast is all that matters.

guns are for faggots nigger, any woman can use a gun

Also those meals are very packed. I really go all out on my breakfast and dinner. Maybe an occasional cereal or sweet bread with milk at the end of the day

If you are ever stranded with me on an isolated place just know I will eat you first.

Genetics exist, for real - which isn't to say there aren't social factors.

Why are you so fat?

I ate 2.5 kilos of meat at a buffet and got handed the check before I finished.