Imagine living there

best nature in the world

6-figure-salary for comfy meme jobs

cute alternative gf

perfect, temperate weather all the time

>cute alternative gf

washington bitches were complete whores even 20 years ago
it's filled with mexicans and black pimps now too

Literally a dream
If I could choose anywhere to live, it would be Seattle or Portland
You know what I read recently, Portland ranked dead last out of all major metros in America for extraversion. Literally an introvert haven, and a heaven. Fuck life is cruel bro

cute alternative gf

We've got some of the ugliest white women on average in the nation. And our climate heavily disincentives spending any substantial amount of energy making yourself look nice because chances are you're going to get wet if you go outside 8 months out of the year.

You don't want a pretty wife bro you want an ugly wife or a plain one
That's a good thing

who do PNWers complain about the weather so much? It’s not a cold place. Rain can be annoying but the humidity causes the 10/10 nature

Its rarely that clear.

The weather is cloudy most of the time, the people are extremely rude, all the cute women are lesbians and hate you, all the good jobs are taken, and they're working on getting rid of nature once and for all. PROGRESSIVE!

stupidly depressing due to the constant cloudiness

Most of the women here are extremely disagreeable which would be fine if they were attractive but you can't both be bitchy and ugly. The only ones that are good are the true deep roots natives whose families have been here 100+ years but they like most people like that are heavily insular and you're never going to get in with them.
Partially to keep outsiders out but partially because the high humidity makes the temps feel much colder and 80% heavy overcast weather 8 months a year is oppressive to people who didn't grow up in it. Plus the thing nobody ever talks about is the fact that during the 3/4 months where it isn't sprinkling daily and overcast, it's 80-100f with potentially zero rain for 6+weeks in a row.

You wanna swap a house on the Adriatic coast for one in a nice part of Portland?
;-)

There are isn't JACK FUCKIN ANYTHING IN WA STATE--learn this well.
It applies to anything.

I wonder if they have-

Nope.

Do they sell.

Nope. Illegal.

Maybe I can start a-

Nope. You must be a chosen member of a secret in-crowd

Fine. I'll just buy a--

No you won't because it isn't available here, the story of WA whether it be items you wish were in stores here, or freedoms.

tl;dr if you wonder if you can acquire something in WA the answer is a hearty no with a piss-pants laugh.

its rainy and wet and you are Anon Babble poster losers so you will only get self hating asians to date.

Our women are also 85% lesbians, 15% coal burners. There are hardly any Whites being made here anymore.

We wouldn't even get wet because we don't go outside.

Alternative

You don’t want these girls. They’re like raver girls but dress gamer-punk-antifa during the day. They’re also huge furries and evolve into a bitter version of a quirk chungus, eventually becoming lesbian after her sleazecore “boyfriend” abused her and convinced her to be a polyamorous swinger during the first Trump admin.

Let me put it this way. Imagine the quirky GameStop employee from years back with the Misty cosplay and Zelda tee, only for her to turn into a fucked-up crust punk with trauma and a drug habit.

Let me put it this way. Imagine the quirky GameStop employee from years back with the Misty cosplay and Zelda tee, only for her to turn into a fucked-up crust punk with trauma and a drug habit.

This is so accurate it pisses me off.
Washington State--where men struggle not to become gay; where women want to be gay; where the laws are all gay.

i live in rainer beaxh; nigger infestation

only for her to turn into a fucked-up crust punk with trauma and a drug habit.

Yep, and while I don't see her any more, I do get hit for bail money somewhat regularly

Is that seattle?

No, it's Beijing.
*hits you with a shovel*
Yes, it's Seattle.

the Space Needle; Mt Rainer in the background
Watch picrel (1974) for some sights from the state

these faggots have convinced themselves that their local dicks burger chain is some sort of bench mark for standards in burger. Over priced garbage just like the state minus the trees.

I went up there in the spring, it was rainy, but otherwise alright. A lot of crackheads downtown. Saw some hobos smoking crack out a stem in a public park.

Most of all, I didn't like how far the sun was to the south. Felt spooky to me. I can't live that far north.

be canadian

live in a country with few nigger population

oh wow americans why isnt your country like ours haha

kys

seattle has lots of niggers in it, same goes to portland
youll regret living there in the first few weeks
niggers are awful, awful people

I’m from California and these faggots migrated to here. They’re part of a network called Rainbow Road and go to every punk bar and nightclub. Every Antifa crust punk, folk punk, or raver wookie is a predatory scumbag who preys on the young and naive girls, even the teenagers, only to turn them into garbage because they have a kink for corrupting.

All these alternative teenage girls from San Diego to Vancouver who were tricked into getting naked by a fake photographer looking for a model for their non-existent agency. It was always some hipster kike with cocaine.

To this day, I no longer trust anyone part of an alternative subculture be it goth, punk, gamer, furry, raver, pagan, whatever. Hell, I don’t even trust geeks into Dungeons and Dragons, and you guys know damn well that pozzed card game is popular in Washington.

I can't live that far north.

Well, Portland is on the latitude of Venice, Italy

Europeans and Australians always live 10-20 years in the past in their conception of this culture.

British are on another level of retardation, won't even touch that one. But Euros and OZs, it's very consistent

Well, Portland is on the latitude of Venice, Italy

Hmm interesting, I just had been to Portland right before Seattle. I've been to Venice too. Hmm. I don't know, what can I say it felt too spooky for me now. I've only ever lived in LA and Austin.

It's a hard fact to learn whether you grew up here or moved to here; there are basically two types of people here: good people and extremely bad people, and both groups want YOU to fuck off.
Don't got friends? Too bad. Should have had friends then you can make friends. Thems the rules.
You can avoid the rules if your a rich narcissist tho.

Living in big cities

Ngmi

This.

u can't suffer in america

You can't suffer in Poland.

everything locked up in stores because they stopped enforcing laws

criminals can just do whatever they want

even in small towns people just openly shooting heroin and yelling at random passerbys

everyone you talk to acts like this doesn't exist and everything is perfect

no thanks

Also, the Pacific Coast here is very dramatic.
The ocean water is like 6°C year round.

There's a great documentary called Seattle has Fallen. I think it came out when Obama was still president.

I remember when I drove through Portland in 2017 before BLM shit existed. I was there for only 10 minutes getting gasoline at the station right at the intersection near that popular waterfront park you see in many videos.

First thing after getting off the freeway was a bunch of junkies bending over after shooting up heroin. The gas station attendant was clearly a meth user. Right across the street at that park was an obese caricature of an SJW woman with a blue demon cutoff who was sifting through a park trash can. Then as I was getting back onto the on-ramp where there’s a crosswalk, I see some fat mulatto bitch with dark teal hair wearing all black and her shirt had a print that says “All white people are racist.” Also, the roads in that area were cracked so to hell and back, California would blush. The saddest part? There were fancy restaurants within that vicinity like an Italian restaurant and a wine bar, only to be shadowed by some punk rock garbage and decay. All of this within a few minutes and this was years before all the major riots.

Yupp. Underreported. The Pacific Ocean is garbage for 90% of the year. Only a psycho surfer freak could swim in it.

I’m aware. Even Oregon has the same rule. Even Klamath Falls.

Every time I've been there I've seen a niggers dick and most of the time I wasn't even trying to

the degeneration goes back a long time but it really amped up in 2016-2018
im from portland but just got out in 2021, just kept getting worse at a crazy rate. After I left they legalized using all drugs openly and other retarded shit.

it's better for hiking no one really swims

God what an scene. What a kino

Isn't your pic related where they did the ending for The Goonies?

Is that the Gold Coast in the south?

Name a better burger in Seattle, tourist
Probably don't even know Red Mill is
Kill yourself

it really is true. Europeans have a 10-20 year time lag conception of what this country and culture really is like. It's funny honestly

yeah but that's what the whole coast looks like

canon beach

this is near tillamook

It's beef, buns, and condiments, maybe a pickle and tomato, not secret rocket fuel, so almost anywhere.
And is it just me or is this site throwing errors and acting slow?

Seattle is a total shithole now. There's extremely high crime and homelessness, and everything is insanely expensive. I moved away even though I was born there.

perfect weather

cute gf

In reality:

rains every day

enjoy your curry gf

I've never been on the west coast but this kind of absolute nihilistic depression is the hard vibe I've always gotten from locals describing life there

psychological frontier. The nature and weather is very similar to some europe and it seems it would suit us, but the people there seem to suffer something ineffable but almost universal. it hasn't truly been settled yet is my sense. everyone there has imposter syndrome regarding blood and soil or something along those lines

My childhood house in the central part of the state sold for one million dollars. Some techie family with toddlers bought it off my parents.

Look at the timeline in my post. They moved to major cities back in the 2010’s with rose-tinted glasses and thought they could outdo the locals with pre-conceived ideas of what it means to be urban, Californian, New Yorker, or whatever. These hipsters from the Midwest lived in such cities, became lefties, etc. then moved because they could no longer afford living there. All the Californians with far-left beliefs who move into other states to change the political climate or culture were the Midwestern transplants or east coast Jews from the start. Your typical blue-haired bitch with a dreamcatcher tattoo listening to Weezer was never a native to California.

Berkeley was the only exception of radial lefties (Berzerkley was the old nickname since the 70’s).

I can agree with you in regards to New York. The issue is that NYC is becoming more modern but in a corporate concrete and LED lights way. The classic NYC charm where some wise guy Italian who’d shamelessly call a faggot a faggot while working at a deli in a brick building is no longer the current NY. The rest is niggers on the subway 24/7.

Also since I imagine some people in this thread are similar anyone from there who moved away feel like they are betraying their home.
Yeah people are fucked up and self destructive just feels cowardly to run away and abandon all your sort of fellow people from there. (lots of people don't deserve what's happening and if every rational/competent person flees it just gets worse)

I moved around a bit as a kid so I moved to another state I lived in when I was younger but I do miss the PNW.

I don't really like the idea of feeling rootless like you can live anywhere and if you are critical of rootless people seems hard to justify. Probably just a tragic thing I'll need to deal with and possibly cope for not being as engaged where I am now as I could be.

I cant tell if this is Seattle or Japan.

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Leftist women get hysterical about abortion, are the biggest sluts on the planet and think that wives cheating is mostly fine. Only idiots date them.

Appearantly its seattle

Lahmajun bread is very tasty bro

I wouldn’t say I’m nihilistic. I’m trying to get by like anyone else. I want to get a beautiful wife and raise a family like most of this board dreams of and I’m always self-improving every day.

The thing is, this bitterness, by people of all walks of life here know what it was like before this place turned to absolute garbage. We had the same happy 1980’s and 1990’s with optimism for the future prior to 9/11. We know what it was like before the crazy amount of Mexicans and Salvadorans moving in. We know what it was like before MTV in the MySpace days pushed a shitty mentality upon teenagers. We know what it was like before all the water kept drying up, and when snow, even in the Bay Area was a thing. And, just like the Millennials on Anon Babble will tell you, we know what it’s like to have the rug pulled from underneath us and everything we were so close to achieving to be ripped form our hands.

You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, Dick's burgers do not ever have pickles or tomatoes on them and never once have either of these ingredients ever been part of any of their menu items
KILL YOURSELF, NIGGER!

Shut up, Bill Gates. I don't need to spend a lot to make great burgers. Do continue to seethe doughimmer.

lol
lmao

you gen z?