How do NEETs work?

Besides the socio-political ramifications, like being a net drain on taxpayers and destroying birthrates, let's get into the nuts & bolts of it.
Like how can you just sit at home all day and not work? How do you pay for rent, food, and gaming? Even if I lived with my parents, I'd still have to pay for food and help out with all kinds of tasks, so it'd be better just working.

t. 40 year old wagie, no home, no wife, no kids, just lost my job for the first time ever and don't know how to transition to NEET-dom (talk about a mid-life crisis)

My family doesn't mind paying for everything.
I'm retired.

posting in a based thread before it gets pruned.
i gotta go to work. don't be like me.

Also, I just realized this infographic is totally wrong. You're only getting a 30 minute lunch break (some days none), and cooking/errands/getting ready takes more like 2-3 hours / day (you have to also factor in random stuff like appointments, picking up packages or whatever that you couldn't do during the day). And virtually no white collar job is 9-5, especially early on in your career when they know they can abuse you.

by not being american

Get a girl to pay for everything

It's ok wagie, you're tired.
You're also wrong about NEETs owning homes (mine was free) and the freedom thing (I can do anything I want)

checked.
I took my savings, bought a gym membership, banged some massage girls and just relaxed for a bit. It was so nice, I actually started getting happy for a bit.

(mine was free)

Nice. I am going to inherit $0 (actually, I'll probably inherit debt somehow).

My mom and dad paid for everything and didn't care because I help them with the family business. then my brother became schizophrenic and put on a govt program where a family member takes care of you, this gave me my current job I've had since 2018. Now I just use the wage to invest so I don't have to get some gay ass wagecuck job.

We don't, that's the point.

It's magic. I don't gotta explain shit.

Like how can you just sit at home all day and not work?

I wake up whenever I want and then I play videogames all day

How do you pay for rent, food, and gaming?

I get money from the government, from my parents and from crypto.
I'm richer than most.

That’s the neet part, they dont

My gf is a law partner and makes £150k ish
I just live in her flat in London, spend my day reading, shitposting and going to the gym. I also cook and clean for her.

Imagine banging a girlboss, squirreling away her money, then taking half of shit and marrying a nice virgin

START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon getting ahead in life, never forget that.

how can you just sit at home all day and not work?

the american system is built so if you have a lot of money, the money will make you money and you have to do absolutely nothing to earn it

pretty neat, innit?

Historically, most NEETs I've talked to on Anon Babble had some kind of disability pension. You should go ask Anon Babble.
I was amazed to learn recently that America has no sovereign wealth fund (Trump wants to start one). Even my stupid country has one, and we don't plan for anything. Finland's SWF is worth more than Australia's annual GDP.

I get disability and public housing and food stamps and Medicaid
My brother didn’t listen to me and had “integrity” and learned in the following decade that you can’t eat integrity. He still lives at home despite working a “good job”, rarely eats good food to save money, and put off getting his teeth fixed that he had three teeth pulled, and if that wasn’t enough he might be laid off soon they are replacing him with Indians and he unironically asked me how to get disability which he has a low shot at because he’s been working for over 12 years. Oh and he’s fat and bald somehow despite almost never eating. Should have never tried.

America invited capitalism

Go back to sleep.

Ding ding.
Boss lions don't hunt.

sovereign wealth funds are retarded unless you're undiversified export econamy or are going to have a shrinking population
for most countries a well run local econamy is the best sovereign wealth fund

I get disability in account of being too autistic to maintain gainful employment. I did try though. I had like 30 jobs since I left education but I just can't maintain a job for longer than 6 months before I get burned out to fuck, can't keep up with the demands put on me and get fired.

I'm paying for music lessons both guitar and vocal tuition so im not strictly a NEET. I'd like to try earning some cash from gigs, perhaps start a band for doing weddings and events and such. I could do that. I can already play and sing to a degree, it all just needs polishing.

How do you pay for rent, food, and gaming?

Your taxes go straight into my pocket

Like how can you just sit at home all day and not work?

It's you who does nothing all day fucking moron. You sit on your fat arse in your cubicle all day. You don't do nothing, cunt.

Dude give me a fucking job, that's how. What the fuck can I do if no one wants to pay me for anything? I'm fucked when my mom dies.

i had savings since i was a teenager. i grinded through school and college. i did the 9-5s. i’ve worked abroad for a year just because it looks good on muh resume. i said last year fuck this shit and moved back with my parents, they encouraged me even. now living off €200 a week and am the most goddamn relaxed ive been since i was a toddler. the system can suck a wad of nut right out my prostate like a capri sun. fuck you jews. i’ll keep applying to jobs i’ll get turned down from on purpose just to tell the dole office to fuck off when they come bothering me for being too white to get gibs. fuck the whole fucking thing!!

datamining thread

neets are destroying the birthrates

Only a total loser could be this out of touch with reality. lmfao

a well run local economy is the best sovereign wealth fund

We can dream, I suppose.

Unconscionably based