Gen-Z finds out coffee can cost $0.02 with this one simple trick

when I was a wagecuck I saved several retards a bunch of money by bringing a coffee pot to the office
they stopped buying expensive coffees and said it was more enjoyable to just make it yourself. Retards I swear

Just order Starbucks coffee off amazon and make yourself at home.

costs about €300

turns beans into a cup of coffee that costs about 11cents in 30 seconds

Do people not know this exists? Why you standing in line for $6 coffee?

I have the Primadona Elite version. Was like $1100 but anyway I use the shit out of that thing.

You are muslim

i wonder what other normal thing i do every day that would blow the mind of a zoomer

the 80s are never coming back

:(

I wonder about that when I see the lines at coffee shacks or shops. Everybody ordering expensive sweet drinks, everyday. Lots of calories and cash.
Get a coffee grinder and it really does become a better experience.

No. Muslims and shitskins drink coffee, that's what makes it extra cringe.

pirate media

be able to use logic to deduct facts from things without asking Google/ChatGPT

use file systems

talk to women

be able to focus on any single thing for more than 5 minutes

make eye contact

It's absolutely insane how helpless unlimited access to the internet made a generation.

do I have to stock up on espressos before the prices moon?

you're caucasoid (same shit)

Got the Flair 58 (manual espresso machine), Niche coffee grinder, and a Bellman stovetop steamer. I’ve been been homemade espresso at home for 5 years, with incremental improvement on technique and gear.

Holy shit are you telling me I can make coffee at home?

Nah that's not an excuse. I'm 45 and had unlimited access to the internet since 1995 and I'm not a helpless retard

new whiteness map just dropped

All these zoomer/alpha trends on social media are so bizarre to me. Feels like I'm watching through some interdimensional window. Like that one about traveling without starring at your phone.

Cities were a mistake. City slickers just lose their minds from the fakeness of their lives and refuse to acknowledge it.

Global deurbanization! Now!

Finns are you okay over there?

The king of coffee

Rawdogging is based tho. To bad you got filtered by it.

new yorkers look sicilian

you can prevent niggers from entering your establishment if you do that meaning less money spent on security

The idea is they started inviting each other over. Which is cool. Looks like Covid rebooted a lot of good community habits.

Christ I'm at 5lbs of beans a month

Do you have taste buds nigga? Do you know what real espresso machines cost?

So you know what is going to happen..
They will all start buying expensive cobbee machines for clout, and they wont figure out why they are still broke

Coffee is SHIT

It's absolutely insane how helpless unlimited access to the internet made a generation.

LMAO. All true

I'm 45 and had unlimited access to the internet since 1995 and I'm not a helpless retard

You couldn't get onto the internet in '95 as a totally helpless retard. It also wasn't designed as non-stop dopamine release for goldfish tier attention span back then. We are talking about social media addled iToddlers and their smart phones.

I bought a moccamaster from the 70s at a fleamarket. Cost me $10 and makes good coffee. Will probablly last my entire lifetime.
What I'm saying is that you guys are fags.

hario v60
yes I'm a weeb

wait do americans not hang out with friends at their houses?

This has to be a joke, right? OP is just joking?

i’m also paying for the labor of not making it myself and for the convenience of stopping by a coffee shop when i’m out. it’s not just the coffee itself.

Based second hand moccamaster enjoyer. Enjoying my moccamaster morning coffee right now.

no, too afraid to get shot

I have a Jetboil with a french press for camping and use Duncan Donuts regular grind medium.

Ngl its good the broccoliheads are forming some sort of offline community

Nigger, the point is that it's not some epic trandy invention just like drinking homemade coffee isn't. It's something that a lot of people did and still do without social media exposure. But your brain is too TikTok rotten to understand this

gym

doing bicep curls at 10lbs is something you can do at home anon.

You need to remember that all news articles are filtered through a lens of some retard who paid money to go to a big school to learn how to read and write their native language so that they could willingly move to a smaller house in a more crowded city and work at a job where they write down descriptions of things that already happened.

Inviting people for coffee or tea at your 'home cafe' what a novel idea! If you look at the guy in the picture he looks out of his depth and terrified.

going to the gym

5 broccoli haircuts taking up one bench press for an hour and a half.. i guess counts as going to the gym since theyre there but fuck anon

shit up retarded shill

They sometimes have social events at home called "keggers" where they have an obligatory activities called "beer pong" and "spin the bottle" but only when they aren't hanging out at Hooters or eating "a little bit of chicken fry" at a place called Applebee's. You can can trust me on this because I have studied American culture for years.

have an obligatory

have obligatory

Drinking powdered nigger bean emulsion at all

Why is GenZ always "discovering" the obvious? It's hilarious. They must've been living in some type of bubble isolated by the real world. They are so retarded. As a millennial the only reason we didn't "brew coffee" was because coffee is trash.

Its fucking dark and cold here, send help.

I've bought a moka pot for the equivalent of around 6 dollars 20+ years ago. Still using it.

still too much effort

Okay. A bus full of somalian is going your way to bring a little bit of that somalian sun and warmth.

Tastes like acid reflux.

You can can trust me on this because I have studied American culture for years.

Watching the american pie movies doesnt equate studying american culture

It wasn't internet that ruined zoomers it was social media like tik tok. Boomers always used to make fun of us for playing games on the internet back in the day thinking were we useless but it was just a ruse.

Zoomers are actually useless and it scares me. Social media and ifag devices ruined an entire generation.

the cheapest and most reliable way to make decent coffee is to use a cafetierre, the quality of the coffee you use and the ratio of water/coffee are the crucial thing

Worlds Happiest 8 years in a row.
"Is coffee good for you??"

It's the same fucking water pushed through the same fucking beans, nigger. Your €11k Italian espresso machine with a golden eagle on top doesn't make €11k worth of better bean water.

WTF Bong, like saying instant tea tastes better than Yorkshire Tea!

coffee snobs are gay

My personal favourite.
For some reason Tchibo and Lavazza are very popular here and I have no idea why, they're awful.

I consume 12-13 kg. coffee per year and I am whiter than almost everyone on this board.

Tchibo is considerably worse than Lavazza, but I do agree that both are awful. How does this coffee compare to Illy (Classic and Brazilian are my points of reference?.

I also watched Van Wilder several times which basically makes me an expert on the subject.

Shit i forgot about van wilder, you are a knower

I can't give you an objective assessment since it's been a while since I've tried Illy, but I find it has a very nice aroma and a strong taste without being bitter or too acidic.
I made it sound like Tchibo and Lavazza are comparable, but I only meant to say they're popular in our country (for some reason). Tchibo is hot garbage, at least some of the Lavazza coffee is drinkable.
Sometimes I buy coffee from a coffeehouse I like, it's their special blend but it's a lighter roast, it's enjoyable to drink, but not every time, and of course it's much more expensive than supermarket coffee.

boomers/anon fall for another nypost

ironically isnt genz making all the coffee at the counter

That shit is so nasty that once my mom tried using it to bake some dessert and it made it taste like burnt rubber.

this trend will die quick bc they're lazy and coffee shops provide a service to the community as

a place to hang that's not a bar

open during daytime business hours wfh

hosting local events

BUT THERE'S MORE!
i've been to a few of their establishments and they seem like weird hippie humble folk
who are apparently super based in their off hours

One time I was high on LSD and thought of putting some instant coffee on top of chocolate, it tasted amazing, at least when I was tripping.

(((They))) have been running a psy op against eating at home since 2000s.
I remember watching that garbage Sex and the City show and they had a whole story line about the main character never using her kitchen and using it to store clothes.

I once did lsd with a girl at a lake and we where talking about chemtrails, then a plane flew over with the condensetrail and midflight it turned off, no trail anymore. I even took a picture because i thought i was crazy.

Now could be two things, the air was totally different midflight and the condense trail stopped because of that.

Or, it was chemtrails and they turned off the system.

the air was totally different midflight

Correct, it looks the same to us but obviously it's not homogeneous.
In any case, instant coffee has its purposes, just not as coffee that a human being should ever drink.

When a person begins seeing angels cloaked in darkness and angels in other forms, regardless of the tech that is available, can anybody truly deny divinity?

The only thing was weird about it, we talked about it, and then this happened right above us.

And i have never since seen this. Its always these very long trails that dont stop but slowly turn into small white thin clouds and disappear

Based

Algeria is whiter than Poland and britbongistan

TRVKE

I've seen it multiple times here, maybe the different geography/climate makes it more common.
While on psychedelics I've seen the full Moon peaking from a hole in the clouds that looked exactly like a human eye, clouds that look like pic related, they turned into jellyfish then into ghastly creatures from an HP Lovecraft story.

I have this machine. Pretty good coffee.

I drink a pot a day and that works out to a little over a kilo a year.
Who the fuck drinks nine POTS per day.

Cool. When i went on a bycicle that felt really weird, i saw plants, specifically flowera looking at me, observing me. Did you have that?

Hmm I haven't had that kind of experience specifically, but too many other awe inspiring and life changing experiences to list.
Including when I've been perfectly sober. Like having an afternoon nap and seeing a very detailed dream where I take a walk through the old town it was full of minute details and interactions with animals and people, then waking up and retracing my steps and seeing everything that happened in the dream, and being completely unable to deviate from it i.e. taking a different route.
Experiences like that have made me question the nature of reality.

My coffee grinder cost £11 from Argos and works better than that machine. Metal coffee pot with plunger was slightly more.

*laughs in australian*

Wonder what will happen when Zoomers realize they can make their own food instead of ordering Uber eats for a donut

the most important part are the beans
all that mass produced coffee taste like shit, the roast is almost charcoal

if you are not drinking only speciality coffee, you are a pleb

got you bro. i know it's 1982 there

51g/day. 5x a week
t. pour over chad pussy crusher

They sell it as a commercial product here too, but I wasn't aware of it at the time and I thought I was very clever for coming up with the idea.

Coffee fags are insufferable. You're all just caffeine addicts dependent on your gay bean juice. Free yourself from the jitter inducing jew.

Because you're being baited by an obviously retarded clickbait headline like millennials usually are.

Nobody is being a coffee snob here, we just don't like our caffeine beverage of choice tasting like rancid ass.

We're all addicted to something aren't we?
At least coffee and tobacco offer some respite from this bleak existence.

I drink coffee for the effects, not the taste. I usually opt for nescafe or similar instant coffee.

You expect me to make this at home?

Buy a fucking ad!

i don't care how the coffee is made, i just need it how i like my women: black and bitter.

Why is GenZ always "discovering" the obvious?

Because it's not "Gen Z discovering the obvious", it's millennial and boomer journalists writing these shitposts about Zoomers so everyone else can clap themselves on the shoulder about not being as retarded as zoomies and be distracted from the absolute state of our clownshow for a moment.

"Good" coffee doesnt exist. You are an addict and a fool.

Drink water.

be me

see $300 price tag for garbage coffee maker

remember my setup: hot plate, stir bar, cotton balls, vacuum filter

every component is standard lab equipment that can be easily cleaned and replaced if broken

my coffee is cheap af and extremely repeatable

Aren't you literally a gypsie?

samesies! sorta
i like my ground up and in the garbage when i'm done with them

Let me guess, you need more

liquid diabetus

that manual coffee grinder is a meme.
also, i used a french press until i broke it.
said fuck it and repurposed some extra lab equipment i had on hand.
never going back.

Does anyone use this style of brewer? I really want to try it but it's aluminium and I've got an induction stove, so it won't work without some stupid looking adaptor.

That's it. I now believe in and strongly advocate for the beating of children. I she care what negative repercussions this may result in they're just that retarded.

that's not a brewer it's an espresso machine
you will always be cleaning it, replacing the fucked gasket, replacing the sieve/cup thing or cursing because the handle got burnt and you can't find a replacement
then it will explode because your retard cousin forgot to clean the overpressure valve before use and paint your kitchen shit-brown and take out his eye
it will be well deserved, I say

I switched to an electric one because it's more convenient and I won't risk forgetting it on the stove and having it melt/explode.

espresso machine

That's a mocha.

"Home cafe trend". Why the fuck do they make everything gay with cutesy faggot names. I go get croissants and rolls from the bakery and make coffee in my kitchen most Saturdays or Sundays. It's just called not paying $15 for a cup coffee like a retard

but it's aluminium

Don't do it bro. Stainless steel or nothing.
Aluminum Oxide will leech into the water from catalytic reactions.

Oh no, now their gonna jack up stovetop espresso units, french press, and accessories, repackaged with Minecraft and White Lotus graphics for 30 y.o. children.

They look at all the baristas and think you need a college degree to brew coffee.

They literally can't cook without watching a YouTube video. That shit blows my mind. I was a latchkey kid and we knew how to cook growing up, yeah I'll look to the Internet for inspiration for a certain dish, but I can just look at the ingredients, maybe a particular cooking time but the rest is common sense. It aggravates me to no end when I just want to skim a recipe and it's videos and retarded ass paragraphs.

she still went out and bought those croissants.
what that post shows is a bourgeois display of wealth because the lady has a home she is not only willing to put on social media but invite her social circle to. this is a display of affluence as so many people live in small cluttered and dirty apartments and wouldn't show them off.

How would you compare the coffee from it to a traditional espresso machine like this one Does Bialetti make electric ones?

I haven't bought one yet anyway. I doubt all the plastic elements in my current espresso machine are much better though.

you're a retard
a mocha pot is just a pot
that... thing pushes steam through coffee grounds, ergo an espresso machine

They do this as we speak. It's fucking pathetic, just a quick example I've seen a single slice toaster or something that burns a Star Wars logo into the bread and it cost what a decent two slice or cheapo 4 slice

How would you compare the coffee from it to a traditional espresso machine like this one

It's worse, honestly I don't see the mocha surviving the age of home espresso machines and capsule coffee.

Does Bialetti make electric ones?

Yes, but I don't know if they make them in smaller sizes.

I use a plain ass kettle and French press because I like grinding my beans per use. $40-50 for the kettle, grinder, and basic ass French press

Supposedly spare parts are easily available, and it's not an expensive product in the first place, it's around 25-30 EUR.
Part of my curiosity is if I can make better coffee at home, part of it is that I enjoy the ritual in itself i.e. I'm not looking for maximum convenience.
I roll my own cigarettes for the same reason, they both taste better and I enjoy the process.

I'll look into it, thanks italbro

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moka_pot

The moka pot[1][2] is a stove-top or electric coffee maker that brews coffee by passing hot water driven by vapor pressure and heat-driven gas expansion through ground coffee

An espresso machine has a pump or some other moving parts to increase steam pressure.

i always skip my breakfast coffee and get the free coffee i can get at work instead, i drink alot of free coffee at work so i don't need any when i go home

They're raised by single iPhone wielding Instagram posting roasties that can't cook.

this. cheap, simple, reliable

Part of my curiosity is if I can make better coffee at home,

Drug-strength coffee at your fingertips.
I use something like this on weekends.

Pic related is the solution to all your coffee needs

5 broccoli haircuts taking up one bench press for an hour and a half

enraging
fags never have any idea what they're doing and take 3x longer than necessary

$0.02

You need like 10 grams of coffee for a cup. 1 kilo costs like 15 euro, on the cheap side. So 1 coffee is at least 15 euro cents, not counting in water and electricity (which are negligible costs anyway)

You are asian.

based and ibrik-pilled
for best results, do it in a tray filled with hot sand

I've tried turkish coffee in Turkey, it's interesting for sure, but I don't know if it's my thing

half the time is taken up with selfies and "banter" which is just them shitting on each other in a desultory manner

I got 6 years old bosch for free. I serviced it for like 10 euro and it has another 4 years in it now.
these things are rather easy to service. they only look complicated

This simple trick costs 2000 a month before tip

Oh they know.
It's the media playing up the bullshit, making it look like they didn't know anything.
Clickbaity titles are predatory as fuck.
It's a form of mental rape in a way.

Lately I like this one. It's very good

then where the pic, nig?

They just wanna feel connected and be social with people.
Plus most people who go to a Starbucks don't stay for hours, they're on their way somewhere. And yes a thermos is cheaper in the long run, and they won't always bring a thermos, so they go to a coffee house to get their sói chai lattes.

They tried the same with millennials and avocado toast. It was never a trend, and avocados are cheap, or at least were cheap back then.

pleb tier

AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE IT'S ALL WHITE!!!

mehmet

suck a dick
also try it. Not all lavazza is good, but this one is. And I drank a lot of expensive stuff too

unlimited access to garbage slop social media

ftfy.
The internet itself isn't the problem.
The problem is that 99% of zoomer traffic is stuck on social media where you can't learn shit.
It's a very sheltered environment.
The internet outside of social media, isn't.

Friends? In a country where everyone's hypercompetitive?

$30 Aeropress
$5 500 paper filters
$20 for a 1kg bag of coffee beans
$75 Timemore C2 manual coffee grinder
IMO this is all you need, with a little bit of practice you will be drinking the best coffee every day. I've tried coffee from a lot of different very fancy machines, in my office we have a machine that's about six thousand dollars, and I could beat it with my Aeropress (at least in terms of taste) ten times out of ten.

Spending 5-6 days of every week drinking cappuccinos on Waterloo Square for 8 years has redpilled me on the older hippies.
They're dominantly antisemitic, despise Israel and don't make any apologies for the holocaust. Socialist? Sure. But not that kind, they're just playing an act.

dude 8 years

I'm a disabled shit who needed to get the fuck away from my abusive parents as much as possible.
It was also a comfy spot to read Anon Babble every day and get redpilled, eventually reading books a bit.
I still do it but not there anymore, lockdown took my journey from a 30 minute ride to 90 minutes including 2 big bridges. That was taking too much of a toll, so I stay closer to home.

Not really. Doesn't taste as good.

It was mainly for the European market.
Someone invested majorly in avocado plantations and needed the price to go up to get his ROI faster.
It wasn't vegan mouldy feminists who made it popular, it was a frenzy of social media influencers / marketeers who projected a false narrative into the world.
And wouldn't you know it, the price went up as demand went up.

I was born in 1994 and never had avocado on toast.
I might have had it once in guacamole, but never on its own or on bread/toast.

Avocado is gross. Don't like it, never had it on toast, born in 2001. It's fine in sushi though, I suppose.

They're fine, you want a steel one anyway. Not because of retarded health autism, just because they need to be babied. If your wife stops thinking and puts it in the dishwasher, it's dead.
They're messier and generally more of a PITA than a French press, and they tend to make bitter coffee so you'd better like a lot of milk.
Unless you want lattes and assuming you have a kettle, an Aeropress is probably a better option.

It's a greasy Mexican kiwi-potato, basically.

new hack - eat your own food in your own house

new hack - go to work, save money, live with family or friends, cook your own food, make your own bed, clean your home, take a bath, brush your teeth, and get a good night's rest

drink fish shit

I rather drink Whiskey.

ingesting concentrated purine-receptor-antagonists to temporarily mask over the burnout in order to slave away even harder at Schlomo's shekel factory

Dear God, I hope you retards don't actually do this

New hack- find out all of that is a lie and tv lied to you

Because you voted for Jews.

I have an avocado tree in my yard, and my neighbor has two. Everyone on the block eats avocado.

induction stove, so it won't work without some stupid looking adaptor.

an induction stove is worthless without a $6 adapter.

Sounds like you made shit life decisions, anon. Maybe you should have stayed living at home with your parents instead of being pressured by friends and women to move out. That's what I did and I've saved up around $10,000 over about 4 years.

Does your block have orgies?

Gen Z has friends IRL

doubtful

boomers believe everything they read on the internet

Destroy all kava bars and local coffee shops and all hipster yuppies

They figured it out a decade sooner then Millennials

Instead of going to starbucks and spending $50 on coffee for 7 people they all hang out at someone's house and drink better coffee and it only costs $3 instead

The king of coffee

I think on the international scene this type of coffee is called "german" because it is less baked - being brown instead of the almost black color you get with italian coffees. Italian coffee is mostly terrible burnout sheep turds from Ethiopia etc... it tastes like burned charcoal... Illy is OK.

What the fuck?

kimbo
Even the name tells me niggers are involved or touching the coffee. No thanks.

everyone who points out coffee made at home is cheaper and doesnt understand why people go out for coffee is an autismo

they go out TO BE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE, the coffee is the excuse to be there and selling it the profit motivation to provide the venue.

the issue is when all our traditional social hubs like cafes and pubs become too expensive to frequent, and on top of that you have to drive to get there meaning fewer regulars and no locals, means the social fabric of society is falling apart.

leading to a bunch of weird loners at home on their computers struggling to understand the point of coffee shops

It's literally from South America and Asia.

Zoomers actually think they "discovered" making coffee at home? The thing the majority of us have done our entire adult lives?
We genuinely need to genocide that entire generation and just start over.

Gen Z is 25% troons and over 80% nigger or spic. Expecting them to know anything would be a mistake.

thats just a cup of liquid sugar and the person who ordered that is dying of diabetus

This is the exact same retarded shit as millennials are poor because avocado toast except switched to be positive because the NY post doesn't like the current government.
Zero basis in reality

yea but how do you meet new people like this

i mean, thats great and all, but we till need public spaces where people can sit around and meet new people

unfortunately we lost the social skills. because you have to drive to a cafe, no local regulars so its awkward to strike up conversation, andit all costs too fucking much.

its part of why our society is so sick and empty and falling apart.

i blame over zealous zoning regulations

because Gen X parents are absent and/or are unable to teach the bare basics, at least that would be my guess

you think they go to coffee shops for the coffee?

yes they know about coffee machines. nobody goes to a coffee shop for a coffee. that`s not the point. the point is NOT BEING ALONE ALL THE TIME ALL DAY BY YOURSELF AND NEVER SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

theres nothing to teach, everyone knows how to make coffee, the point is to be around other people, without having to host a bunch of strangers in your house or invite over friends you dont even have because where would you meet them?

the west has fallen
this thread is proof. you all don`t understand cafes even though we`ve had them for thousands of years. society is broken.

its over

I was using an aeropress but it's a pain if you want more than one cup of coffee. I've been enjoying good results with a chemex

this reminds me of the british guy that found out you can cook food at home and he called it "fake aways"

Because Millennials are now all over-30, so they can't keep writing

Millennials discover X

engagement bait anymore.

Bleh, I hate coffee. I don't know why it's so popular, it tastes like burnt milk. I'll just drink hot tea or energy drinks if I need caffeine.

my friend didnt have a coffee machine so I replicated your picture using his martini shaker

Right, this is actually a really cool idea.

gtfoh Lavazza is great.

Triomf Des Willes watch party when

kys troon

KIMBO is superior, most Lavazza is distinctly mid tier, the baseline of drinkable coffee.

I can't speak for others but my wife and I were always present for our gen-z son. He just had no interest in anything besides his own entertainment and self-gratification. You only get so much time to give your children the tools to be good, successful people. Once they think they know better than you, all you can do is wish them well and let them find out.

paper filters

good tasting coffee

anon, i...
i'm spoiled using cotton balls and a buchner funnel/flask w/aspirator, lol.
bonus: if aeropress goes out of business, how will you get the filters?

I save money by making my coffee at home

buys $60 of cakes and breakfast themed desserts

buys $40 of utensils and signage to ape a cafe

Good job saving money, retards.
Coffee should be black.
You shouldn’t eat sugar bombs for breakfast.
And Starbucks doesn’t sell coffee, they sell milkshakes.

I just make iced coffee a gallon at a time. I just use a large funnel that can hold a whole gallon and a comically large commercial coffee filter that can also hold a gallon. Takes me about 5 days to drink it all.
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based fleamarket enjoying fjordjuden

I've noticed packs of feral queer looking broccoli heads like to roam Walmart on Saturday nights harassing old people. I'm probably on tiktok telling a faggot zoomer he'd better run unless he wants to get beat senseless by a fat old man. Little queer snuck up on me and licked the back of my head and made a noise like his tiny pp just jizzed for the first time.

iced coffee

never tried that.
maybe i'll give it a whirl.

We must get different batches over here or something. Or maybe it's just a difference in tastes. For example when I was in the UK I couldn't find a decent cup of coffee to save my life. The choice was something made with overly bitter espresso or filter coffee that tasted like wet paper. They probably prefer it that way for some reason.

Who the fuck you replying to?

I just entered the cold brew fray. First batch is vanilla infused Latin style espresso. Surprisingly easy process.

hate niggers, trannies, fags, pajeets, and kikes

Even Coca Cola is customised for local tastes, but the coffee I get is packaged in Italy, for the Italian market, so it's as good as it's going to get.

Sorry. I should have called it cold brew. I just take 12 oz of ground coffee, put it in a gallon jug and fill that with water and stir it up. Then I let it sit on the counter overnight with occasional stirring. The next morning I dump the whole thing into the funnel lined with a huge filter that's being held by an iron ring on a ring stand.

Anon with all the hit pieces they wrote about millennials, you really believe gen z didn't know this? This is classic jewish gen war shit

I just do plain coffee. I don't like too sweet.

filter

I use cheesecloth.

It's more complicated than that. I have a low blood pressure and it's genetic. My grandad was this way and so was his father too. Without coffee my blood pressure is literally 60 - 90, I feel as if I am going to fall asleep even after just waking up. I have no energy and people who don't know me would think of me as lazy. Meanwhile on coffee I am one of the most productive and efficient people you'd ever meet. It's a stark difference and I need the coffee to operate at a normal level. I quit coffee February last year and didn't consume any caffeine till June, but it never got better.

there is nothing to teach

you failed
you failed as parents, obviously (my son has...)
a son under 18 has no free will, you are the father lol

You don't need all this fancy shit. A fucking tube sock and a pot of boiling water will do the same

The vanilla isn't overpowering at all. Just a hint of flavor. The coffee is super strong though. I have to cut it 50/50 with milk.

It's that too porous? Seems like it would let a lot of grounds through. I also have this canvas bag that's supposed to be used for straining grapes to make wine. I've never used it for coffee though. I dunno. The filter paper is easier. I also throw the grounds into the garden. It's got what plants crave.

Yeah, cold brew tends to be very strong. That's one of the reasons I primarily drink it. Also because it doesn't fuck with my stomach. I can't drink Starbucks. It literally makes me shit blood.

there is nothing to teach

ABOUT HOW TO MAKE COFFEE
its obvious how to make coffee you dont need to teach it was my point
CONTEXT

fuck everyone but me is retarded im tired of it

Gen-Z discover how to socialize outside of having to be vain about drinking coffee at Starbucks

Starbuckbroken

Without coffee my blood pressure is literally 60 - 90

I've had that experience too, I went to my doctor early in the morning without having had breakfast or coffee and my BP was 90/60, she had to do a double take.

you really believe gen z didn't know this

I do. Gen Z are just as retarded as boomers

How many kids have you raised?
Bought a huge (8'x4') one for like $3. I just cut it down and doubled it up in the funnel. No grounds get through (coarse grind). I'll have to start dumping the grounds in the garden. Thanks for the tip.

its not obvious if you never show it once.
you failed
nobody just "knows" things
you failed

showing how to make coffee is super easy and you cant even do that. you failed spectacularly

Hey look it's the one smart German on Anon Babble

Euro coffee makers are not the same as American coffee makers. Euro coffee makers make smaller cups that are stronger, but there is a lot of wasted bean, while American coffee makers get a fuller extraction out of the beans, but the coffee is weaker and more voluminous.
Also, Europeans typically enjoy darker roasts than Americans. Darker roasts have less caffeine because the caffeine is denatured by heat.
Also, a shot of espresso doesn’t have the same caffeine as a cup of coffee, it’s much less. That’s what retards assume because they assume it’s like whiskey vs. beer for some reason.
All of this adds up to similar rates of caffeine intake, but dissimilar rates of coffee bean usage.
Measurement error, see above.
Pour over sucks because it makes weak coffee. You would be much better served by mixing the hot water and coffee in a separate vessel, and then use the pour over contraption just to filter out the grounds. Basically like a French press without all of the grit at the bottom.

How zoomers are ruining Shlomo's profit margin by not destroying their livers with alcohol

Those are Jews anon. And let them burn.

it's obvious

Why are you fags so against teaching younger retards the ways of life?

Haha. Yeah. Imagine how much more they will be able to give Israel now. Surely more tricks will be available for the next generation like leaving a bucket out during a rainstorm.

What does why of this have to do with Java? Are they programming while drinking their coffee?

Guarantee you can’t taste the difference

you don`t have to show you can figure it out on your own. its obvious were the water goes, obvious where the ground coffee goes. oh wow a coffee filter, where does it go? figure it out. problem solve. your parents need to teach you how to problem solve and then you can figure out the coffee machine on your own. it only has one button for fuck sakes.

if you need your parents to show you how a coffee machine works its because your parents failed to each you how to figure stuff out on your own.

The point of the coffee shop is to sell coffee. People go there for coffee. The rest is bells and whistles. If they stopped selling coffee people wouldn’t go.

Hahahaha. He was just eating ass

If you steep the cold brew longer it will taste a lot better. The problem is that neither the coffee beans nor the water are sterile, and if combined and left for longer than a day or so they will taste worse. The grounds and vessel can be sterilized by putting the beans in the vessel and baking both at 250°F for an hour, the water can just be boiled. Let both cool and then combine and you can steep your cold brew on the counter for months. You can also use baby water instead of boiled water. Baby/nursery water is just distilled water and sterile.

It’s crazy how a lot of cafes make cold brew coffee and when you taste it it’s slightly foul because they didn’t sterilize the components before letting it steep for multiple days. Hello food poisoning.

conservative

They don’t associate with liberal trash. They leave that to other liberal trash. Roll again nigger.

I did think it was kind of weird that some people pay 300x the value.

But is coffee good for you?

an entire pot of good colombian coffee is less than $1 even with the price hikes of recent years

realistically 2 cups a day is more than enough going to a cafe is a little luxury to enjoy with a nice bread

Caffeine pills with rainwater will allow even more to be given to those struggling to cleanse Gaza beach.

no, they go to be around other people. they have coffee at home. there is coffee at the convenience store if you just need a coffee in and out. you go there to sit down, around other people, because humans are social animals who crave being around each other.

but everything is broken and nobody at the cafe is a local regular you see often so its awkward to talk to them and evryones shy sitting alone by themselves or the people they came with. we have become a sad broken people.

and its because of over zealous municipal zoning forcing us to drive to special zned areas and strip malls to be around strangers. its anti-human and we have lost our humanity so we cant see it and forgot why cafes exist

Why is GenZ always "discovering" the obvious?

Because Gen X are the journalists, and Gen Z are their kids. Gen X loves Gen Z and has always hated Millennials. They are kissing Gen Z's ass. This is why every article on Millennials from 2007 to 2017 was "Millennials are killing _____" and all these articles on Gen Z are huffing their farts

because coffee is trash

without whiskey it sure as hell is

never buy bean to cup. i made the mistake and regretted it later. these machines have moving parts and they break easily outside the 2 year warranty after which you can buy a new one because repair is 150-200 euro. the delonghi in op picture is best bang for buck but don't get the 685 with the flimsy plastic steam wand but rather get the 885 with the proper wand. you can directly make coffe using the pressurized basket if you simply want to use ground coffee but in order to achieve perfection you will need a solid beginner grinder like baratza encore esp and a 51mm portafilter and then you will be able to dial in the grinder perfectly and achieve 20-30 sec extractions every time. 5 out of 10 times when i go to have espresso at a cafe i get rancid shots out of 5000 euro machines made by students who have no idea about espresso so its a waste of time and money

maybe they will learn to cook at home as well

clean coke

Yeah that's more extinct than a dire wolf

just have coffee in a third world country, which costs only 40 cents

what, you can make coffee AT HOME??

Just do amphetamines like a working class man.

laff

Their parents are retarded lazy Gen Xers who didn't teach them anything so they're learning basic stuff for the first time now

hanging out with people before your morning coffee

Big cringe

99% of the people that go out to buy coffee are boomers. During covid lockdowns the only cars on the road were "essential worker" wagies and countless boomers driving around mindlessly to buy coffee and panic buy shit they couldn't get. The whole world fucked itself up forever to protect wheezy boomers that went out in the middle of it anyway.
Now they're the only demographic with enough cash to piss away on a $5+ cup of coffee. Zoomers actually have to budget their money.

its just typical Jew York Post divide and conquer jewish tricks
have to whip up hatred between generations to take the heat off the jews

The Canadian is right, it's why I almost never go to a friend's house for coffee. We can say the same stuff at the cafe and I can see other people, greet some acquaintances and basically not stay caged inside.

Boomer hate is jew hate, boomers are the jew golem generation.

they never claimed to invent anything, it's just a stupid journalist bait

Chinks and Jeets drink tea. Do you think that's any better?

Does it lead you to believe we have no choices and are walking a predestined path?

People are so weird about coffee, they waste hundreds of eurobucks every year getting it at the bar or getting cheap shit coffee at machines. I just make my own coffee at home in the morning and put it in one of those wild west style flasks and drink it when I need to.

Why is this not attempted murder? Who serves this and doesnt hate humanity?

thank you for understanding me. was wondering if anyone did

How d partner, lets go get the cows in the pen,HIIIHAAWWW

It might be that everything is predetermined but, at the same time there might be infinite realities either existing in parallel or in sequence, there's no way for me to know, but I'm convinced that there's more to reality than we are aware of.
While experiencing this episode I tried to deviate from the scenario and felt like my chest was tightening and I would get a heart attack and die.
To be fair I was convinced that I'll not survive regardless, I just couldn't imagine experiencing something like this and living to tell the tale.
I've had a similar experience once more after that, though it was far more brief, in my dream I was talking to a girl that I hadn't talked to in a year, and browsing Anon Babble and I saw a very specific off topic post that stood out to me (something about the best style of pepper grinder).
This time it took a few weeks until the dream became reality, but midway I recalled that I'm reliving something I've seen again and so I decided to confirm by checking Anon Babble for that specific post and it was there, exactly as I saw it in the dream.

Fellow Anon Babble Anon Babble anons, we need to settle once and for all whether or not Coffee is good for you or not.
youtube.com/watch?v=6IN4ZcZAUbA

Also, which one is better? Capitalism or Communism? Once you got that all figured out, is Homosexuality a sin against God?

spam this if you don't like starbucks. These kids keep the beast alive.

For me, it's Folgers.

kek

muckefuck

america is on DDR levels

Is messing with your A1 through A5 adenosine receptors with an imposter trimethylxanthine inhibitor to trigger alarm fight or flight circuit good for you or is it a faustian deal with the devil a high interest loan of energy now from energy from the future that can't be defaulted on because biology has no concept of defaulting on debt you must pay and if you don't you are physically Disabled.
youtube.com/watch?v=jOfquPE1cnU

Nothing wrong with using YouTube videos to learn how to cook or learn some other skill. Except for the ads that my paranoid mind is telling that the pajeet Hindus on Google are using to annoy me because I keep complaining about their culture's obsession with cow dung and always calling for India's destruction.tya2j

this is subversive kike propaganda, the best of zoomers already had this long ago. The best of zoomers grew up on hotel coffee, dumb fucking kike propaganda bro. belittling my generation just like you faggots.

Captcha: SMGAH

Moka pot, for the win!

destroying their livers

no they just have energydrinks and vapes each with more sugar than a pancake restaurant. i dont drink but lets not pretend the grass is greener on the other side. all this genXYZ shit is just jewish marketing trickery to divide people, anyway. you can have the odd wine or even energy drink but always keep in mind that there is only one type of person that benefits when you grow a habit for something and it's not you.

if your coffee costs $0.02/cup your beans are absolute fucking trash.
t. used to run cafe

retard, muzzies love coffee. they even drink unique kinds of preparations we dont see in the west altogether often

is my 0.00000000001% contribution to starbucks/israel every few weeks, keeping the beast alive? or is your tax paying, solid credit score having, water boiler changing, stock and cyrpto buying, vidja game playing, diesel blowing, normie hoe boning, millennial self keeping the beast alive anon...?

it's all of us fren kek

if i had some general tso's chicken right now i would fuck it.

too much coffee

bad for your heart

a cup in the morning, and maybe another no later than 3pm

okay, and might even be associated with decreased risk of heart disease

as i age, i cant drink more than 2/day without feeling gross

coffee, beer. wine and water is good for you, these are the best drinks, their will be no debate about this.

300€

LMAO you don't need to pay that much for coffee. A 15€ filter machine is enough, zoomers and the average faggot aren't going to notice any difference in taste anyway.

zoomers dont want plain coffee for the most part not gonna lie. lattes, espressos, cappuccinos, etc

How is espresso not plain coffee?

Caffeine
Heroine
Cocaine
Nicotine
They are all addictive substances, narcotics

I own a mocca master from the 80s and that's how I support burgers <3

Coz they are not poor like you EU_nigger

Americans are too stupid to realize they can make coffee at home and don't have to consoooooooooooooooooooooooooom solely from corporations

This isn't news. Americans aren't human beings, they're a hivemind of all-consuming drones without a single individual thought amongst them. The way ants are driven by pheromones, so are Americans driven by their media, however the eusocial goal of the American hivemind is to turn the entire world into a walmart parking lot, poison every river as they've done to their own and generally extract all resources to fuel their own death cult. I mean we're talking about a group that will whine and cry when confronted with doing the smallest amount of the most basic maneuver we all learn: walking. They would see the world turned into a cinder if it meant they didn't have to walk more than half a mile. They have no thought other than consume and destroy, unless it is conveyed to them by the media.
Their existence is a pestilence, again that's not news to anyone, but this article is case in point:

they literally need to be told by their media to make coffee at home

lolololol. I swear. Two weeks of cohesive media messaging will get these fucking drones to do anything. Mfs will still be blathering on about "muh rugged individualism" and drive the same shitty trucks as each other, consume the same poison, sully their nature in the same way and go about their day looking like the same fucking boiled ham as everyone else. Kill all Americans.

Nintendo is not on your list

People that drink coffee experience less related heart problems stupid nigger

because coffee is trash.

OK
Nintendoine

Do you prefer coffee with the oil filtered or unfiltered?

all of this applies to canadians as well

kek

People that drink coffee experience less related heart problems stupid nigger

Says the studies paid by the capitalists involved with coffee industry.

wont catch me disagreeing. humanity was built on those three. milk too

Nescafe

u wot moit?
No man, this is amongst the best you gonna find, i posted to say this. Lavazza never disappoints you.

you know what I mean kek, I don't think you can make a espresso with a cheap filter machine, you might need a expensive specifically made for those, or a multipurpose one you dig?

Says the studies paid by the capitalists involved with coffee industry.

You sure?

I've bever seen this brand in my cunt, sorry.

Of course cancer metastasizes, anon. It's something to be mindful of and careful to control. Do you do anything to avoid it or are you so weak-willed you're going to debase yourself with mindless consumerism just because that behaviour is present among some people here?

How is espresso not plain coffee?

Cos you can get plain coffee not by espresso machine, is that simple. Americaqn make this hideous concoction the call coffee with some kind of retard jug, espresso is when you use the italian machinetta or the ones they have in bars, which is the same, but to constantly make coffees.

You can't just 'make' your own coffee. Experts exist for a reason.

that's the next few generations, or at least the blacks. where is your class white man? roasties are not having kids.

This is wild, zoomers are going 30 now
...when I was 13-14 a close friend invited me for 'coffee and petit beurre'. I called him a faggot 1000 times. Coffee was delicious and me visiting wasn't unusual, he just invited me like it was 'tea time with the queen and a few dolls' lol

I've bever seen this brand in my cunt, sorry.

Well, its above most supermarket coffees and the price is usually not higher than others that taste like ass. Do you have carrefours in there? Aldis? Lidl?

Scolding hot black coffee, from a finjan, on a hot desert day

They wouldn't get it

specifically this blue/orange lavazza is good. But I like it intensive. It's intensive, but not burnt. Not acidic either

Coffee

Degenerates.

he just invited me like it was 'tea time with the queen and a few dolls' lol

Did you fuck him in the ass after or the other way around chamor qatan?

I just had one after my siesta, yes, is very well torrefacto, not tasting like if you are licking the ass of an arab.

My bad, i confused beurre, butter, with burro, donkey. See? I just woke up from siesta, i need another Lavazza.

the purity spiral israel

its thicker than this machine's coffee flavored water

Kek
That's what im saying,
He was like 'how is coffee gay?'
And I said 'you asked like we're gay'
...that was before age 15, how are zoomers so clueless

And I said 'you asked like we're gay'

So the guy invited you especifically to have coffee with biscuits? Is he from Tel Aviv or...?

i`m just going to say "north americans" when the criticism equally applies to canadians instead of being one of those canadians who act superior in areas where they are just as bad

fuck the gym

t. zoomer

Sure you need a dedicated espresso machine, but there's nothing added to it.
Even when you want to make an Americano you have to dilute espresso with water.

We call it Schwartz coffee here, and yes it's not as good as espresso

you like it thick huh? typical greek kek

foreskin bandit star of remphran flag

the fuck is a siesta, is that like a consinyerra

the experts are faggots so i will make my own
and it will be better

found the cheap boomer

We have Lidl, but most Lidl food and drink suck desu. That's the shit Germans didn't feel like feeding their dogs with. Lidl is great for cheap power tools, sauces, beans, sunflower seeds, Brazil nuts, and some cheap beer with high alcohol percentage.

sooner then Millennials

then

okay ESL pajeet

Lmao
We are no longer in touch, he never officially came out or anything, but he was like .. a lot like his mom, lets say
He did move TO tel aviv before we lost touch