Eurofags will never understand

Eurofags will never understand

Do they offer mobility scooters for the average 500lb mutt?

No. It's out away from public transportation and no semis are allowed.
It's unironically like shopping in a small white store in the 90s.
Probably why it's so popular amongst whites

goysumerism hmm murica

a gas station with a shitty market with goy slop food attached to it

what is there to understand exactly?

Neither will most Americans as this is a Texas exclusive.

It's overrated af, expensive tourist trap, mid food

And that's a good thing.

I've been to the states and your infrastructure is close to a soulless, dystopian hellhole.

Let's have cozy, charming streets with characteristic shops that each have their own unique atmosphere and appeal.

Best I can do is soulless chain stores on concrete industrial land, with no atmosphere, coziness, or character.

And the worst part? Your groceries are even more expensive than ours.

It's not

After I lose over 50% of my money to taxes to pay for the subsidies

Only reason you didn't freeze to death last winter was because of us

I've never been to a bucees

So they are excluding 60% of Americans?

soulless slop

yropoors so mad now

Americans have no sovl as they are protestants.

Don't know what you are talking about.

Enjoy your shitty country. You have no fucking idea how bad your food actually is. I would rather have 60% tax then live in a country where even something simple as tapwater tastes like chloride.

How much seething was there when buc-ees stated no semi trucks?

Your country is famous for coprophilia

And it was our oil exports that saved you from Russia.

What's a semi-truck in human language?

Why are you defending our shit nation? Patriots are so fucking dumb, I swear.

Big rig. You’re winner!

paki rape gang

Can you go into Buc-Eeees with an AR-15 strapped to your back, wearing a cowboy outfit, and having holstered classic colts on your legs?

In Texas yep

Usa does have that btw. States usually designate those areas as Olde town. There is a city in most states called Olde town or something rustic like that, where everything is walkable and sometimes it uses cobblestone lanes for horses.

buc-ees

bucees

buckees

bucky's

Amor fucky, cuck bucky.

articulated lorry (artic)

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A lorry

You bongs probably call it an "articulated lorry".
We call them a "semi" or "semi-trailer".
Trucks that tow two trailers are called "B-doubles" and trucks that tow three or more trailers are called "road trains".
A truck used to tow trailers can also be called a "prime mover".
Buc-ee's is fucking awesome.

this puts the american into an uncontrollable fit of rage

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not an air conditioner anywhere

QuickTrips mog this gay shit and they only employ cuties

Your country is famous for worshipping niggers and trannies.

Saved? It's called business. We buy oil/gas, you get money. And maybe you are forgetting that the world could survive without heating for thousends of years. We can survive one bad winter.

Real question: why are you such miserable fucking low life redneck hillbilly trailer park trash who believes in maga?

Thankfully not. They make horrible fucking noise and we do not need it. They also are ugly. Damn you are stupid.

I can't understand, what is it?

Your country is famous for worshipping niggers and trannies.

You're dutch. How long were you required to wear masks for?

Yes, consume goy.

stop eating seed oils and bread, they're unnatural!

why yes I literally cannot handle being anywhere that's not an air conditioned room or air conditioned car

It's a large gas station store that sells beef jerky and goyslop.
I stopped at one in Texas, once. The gas stations here, like MOL, are unironically better.

That's because you're a faggot

How many of you died in the heatwave?

You're a brown muslim.

Never seen so many white people in one place in America since the 90’s kekw
Godbless the beaver

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I didn't know that, but i was playing along. I know it's some bullshit stuff that i don't really care about. Thanks serb bro.

decent pay for workers

clean toilets

plenty of fuel pumps

decent amount of parking space

decent stuff for sale

decent food etc.

no semis

great place to stop for fuel, bathroom and snacks
you can leave your car parked next to a pump to under a canopy, yuropoors never understand
thats nice during warmer months

I've never seen a petrol station without a canopy

you can leave your car parked next to a pump to under a canopy, yuropoors never understand

VPNposting? I leave my car parked next to the pump all the damn time. And I see this done everywhere in based Europa.

yeah but atleast here every gas station has only a few pumps, cant leave cars parked there

He paid to handover his DNA data to the Jews

Lmao

eh? You have to leave your car to go in and pay. Unless you're using the pay at the pump option which does not exist everywhere.

Noooo a real white person ammeltinggg

'carmarts'? or what am I missing. We have em but we're a less densely populated than rest of europe.

2-4 pumps per gas station

gotta fuel and then go to a parking spot if i want to stay longer, ie. eat or take a shit
pay sure, but i meant longer

Is this where they buc-break em?

Bucees in Florence sc is full of regular fat ugly people
But holy shit the one near mobile Alabama is like chernobyl
The ugliest fattest stupidest motherfuckers in the entire world gathering to a breaking point, all wearing college football clothes in xxxl and eating brisket sandwiches

The brisket fucking sucks now BTW, they started coding corners
Smoked turkey sandwich is the best now but they only have 3 or 4 in the station at a time because nobody else knows how good they are
Also their icees suck too, basically shaved ice

E: every gas station in here has payment systems at the pumps, no need to go pay inside like its the 1960's

America is designed to serve the lowest common denominator.

You know the reason for it, right?
The designs all get made by Jews in architecture.
The plans for the purposes of the building(s) on the plot of land are vetted by county officials who all wanna pitch in and (((contribute))), invariably ruining the already bad designs and plans.
All the involved officials "worry" that a popular mall area will attract criminals and unwanted behaviour.
The price of preventing that, is not having good people and not having wanted behaviour either.
This is the classic maternal overreach, where mommy dearest knows best and you have to obey mommy while she's spanking you.
In the end, everybody loses.

If you're ever in America I implore you to visit a bucees, the further south the better
You will go home with a true understanding of what the average American really is, a fat fucking pig with no spatial awareness
All the retards and hobos in the major cities can't compare to the rural bucees enjoyer

From March or April 2020 to March 2022 when the media moved on to Ukraine and made everyone forget covid ever happened.
I never wore a mask btw.

It's an obscure Eglin Airforce Base reference?

So when's the psy op whore Lujan becoming the spokesperson, she's literally the bucee face.

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gebaseerd

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a fat fucking pig with no spatial awareness

Every normie is like that. Going to any large super market at peaks hours is playing dodgems with retards.

That’s it, you are all being very disrespectful. I’m going to put a tariff on every European who doesn’t say something nice about Buc-ee’s.

I'd like to get some of her beaver, if ya know whut I mean

I'm an American and I don't understand.

ain't a road trip less you stop at buc-ee's. i miss texas ):

Texas seems like a giant car park with insane heat

It’s just the nickname of the guy that started it. He had a gas station in Lake Jackson, Texas and then he expanded from there. Even the small gas stations in Lake Jackson are Buc-ee’s and there is one that sells a lot of beach and fishing shit on the road to Surfside which is the neighboring beach town. Their breakfast tacos are better than ones I’ve had in some Mexican restaurants. And I mean real Mexican restaurants (though all of that food is TexMex) ran by real wetbacks where you have to point at the menu unless you speak Spanish.

No. It's out away from public transportation and no semis are allowed.

Semi? Whats thats supposed to mean? You do not mean semi-trucks do you?

You mean a big Autogrill with a shitty 50's mascot?

yes, the heat was the reason I left. couldn't take it anymore. NI is much comfier. but bbq and texmex are quite tasty

You forgot

bussy's

I'm wearing one of these to the Anon Babble meet-up.

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You do realize this is why people from the US think you are all sweaty smelly fuckers right? You haven't invented ice yet and you need to ride bike everywhere, whereas even the poorest person in the US is treated to comfortable 74 degree climate controlled conditions. And we use the Imperial system here because it's design to measure human things.

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Mmmm we are getting one 45 min from us in Mebane, NC. No more only getting it on the way to Florida

And we use the Imperial system here because it's design to measure human things.

You need to update it to Burger Units, designed to meausure 500lb mutts. I'd suggest you use powers of 10 as standards.

Yes, he means semi-trucks. “Semi” is an American colloquialism for any large tractor trailer, be it an actual semi-truck (also called an “18 wheeler”) or a larger trailer that isn’t supported by the tow vehicle.

Large commercial trucks (tractor trailers but also dump trucks and large box trucks) aren’t allowed.

Anon, it's 74f in our homes without AC for 80% of the year, and climbs to 80f in most homes, 98 in the newest.
That's because the newer buildings are made to hyperinsulate, to save winter heating costs. It's a brain-dead idea from retarded kikes but there you go. Just buy/rent old.
Also bear in mind that the humidity in this drained swamp is 50-85% for most of it.
Texan dry heat never happens here.

The chain has also become well known for the cleanliness of its bathrooms

What is there not to understand?

He's never had their pulled pork sandwich

I have to drive past Buc-ee's every day going to and from work. It's an exercise in restraint NOT pulling in and splurging on all those delicious beaver-themed snacks and meats.

People underestimate how nice a clean bathroom is until they actually visit Buc-ee's.

Hey guys, come over here where real culture is on display by erecting things downtown we like to stick in our butthole

I see people wearing their t-shirts but I don't understand it. You're... repping a gas station?

How the hell do they get deliveries then? Helicopter?

Truck of peace in British

If goyslop were a place, it would be Buccees. On the bright side, the vast majority of its customers are White, but they’re all insufferable NPC’s. Going to Buccees once was more than enough for me.

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buc-ees has its own air force

That’s fucking jealousy. Khh40