Cuckservative Comedians

hell yeah dude, ever notice how black men have like, HUGE dicks? hahah

Crowd erupts into laughter

Dude..I'm so fat and ugly and Downs Syndrome. And I drink beers...I said it. Hehehe just kiddin

People fall from their seats, writhing around on the floor

What if Donald Trump said "gay" and "retarded"? Yeah haha, now go vote for him and support Israel

The crowd starts coughing up blood, spluttering, completely unable to stop the torrent of laughter

Black Guys are just...so much more athletic than us whiteys. Also the south is racist.

The crowd collectively loses control of their bowels, filling the aisles with poo as the sudden screeches of laughter and pain cause a sonic boom so strong that it rips 290 pounds of blubber from Shane Gillis' skeleton, killing him instantly.

He's not a cuckservative.

Kill Tony / Joe Rogan / Shane Gillis, all these "conservative" comedy groups, exist only to pipeline you into becoming your retarded boomer parents with zero racial or ethnic consciousness, several substance addictions, the topmost of which being watching muscular black men play NFL ball on the TV.

DID did you know that I was in west point and umm ummm I left because I cried bet if I was black I would not have cried and stayed in west point

I I was in the football team and sucked but the black guys in in the ummm *chugs beer in his fat fucking face* the *burps loudly* team they were much stronger than me and better than all white people

did I ever tell you about my best friends black wife or my sister's arab husband

lmao its hilarious when they talk about history and they have to give the most civnat cuck version of it possible since they dont want to give their viewers any ideas that america wasnt always a mutt nation.

Are you expecting comedians to be more than just entertainers?

Cuckservative

Hello Mi6 agent.

standup comedy has fallen on hard times but 2016 and le anti woke comedians make prime dane cook look like a genius.

who are you quoting? source?

Joe Rogan is Feds shill.
Tell us more, did you think that a guy who spams/ promotes illegal substances such as drugs and marihcuana and isn't arrested - isn't a fed and is a "conservative" ???
Somehow this didn't add up in your retarded head?

Shane used to be openly racist towards blacks and especially asians literally calling them chinks in an early podcast. He got famous and had to tone it down he is still PA white trash and always will be racist.

That phrase doesn't mean that I think all conservatives are cucks. It's just referring to those that ARE cucks whilst lauding themselves as conservatives. Type "Joe Rogan Francis ngannou weigh in" into YouTube and you'll see what I mean.

always will be racist.

yeah sure bud, his sister is married to a sandnigger and has kids and his bff has nigger kids and is married to a negress.
Cuckservatives will literally do anything except see that these niggers are grifters and anybody with an inch of intelligence can see right through them.

Shane isn't a cuck, he used to say naughty words!!!

One of his netflix jokes: "the reason you get people from Britain and Ireland who are good at fighting is because they don't have enough superior black men over there to keep them in check"

Notice how he NEVER mentions israel or the Jews either, but is more than happy to spring into blood libelling Brits/other groups of white people.

dane cook hate was so unwarranted, just because he was better at marketing and went around the jew publishers made the others bitter towards him.

haaaaawwwwww

I feel so entertained being told how inferior me and my family are

Anon Babble will seethe but this is the truth

Are you entertained by complaining about them?

Falling for "it's just entertainment, goy" in current year

You can handwave everything as busy being entertainment all you want, people are still massively influenced by their entertainment and media more than anything else. Netflix shows exhibit the ideologies that they do because that's how they want YOU to think. Believing otherwise is just braindead.

I love Israel :)

holy fucking moron. entertainment mostly only "influences" you if the seed was there to begin with. 13 Reasons Why didnt single handedly raise the teen suicide rate by making everyone suicidal, it just made retards who glamorized suicide take the last step thinking they can get back at everyone in death. if hearing joe rogan talk about jon jones makes you feel inferior, its probably because you had an inferiority complex of some kind deep down. youre literally doing the "video games cause violence" argument.

To be fair he does look like he has Downs Syndrome. He probably owns nunchucks.

You can really tell both him and Nick Mullen grew up on early Anon Babble/internet forums back when typing out "nigger" wasn't even seen as transgressive. They obviously decided the millions of shekels were worth it to "tone it down" and make their style of comedy kosher. Frankly it's hard to blame them as a poor wagie myself

Him and Matt have mentioned Israel and the Jews MANY times. Especially in the early eps of his podcast lmao

Frankly it's hard to blame them as a poor wagie myself

yes, we can all say we'd never sellout but if given the opportunity of a massive fortune I think it would be hard to deny for most

After years of waking up at 4 am to trudge through a day of work dodging kike demoralization psyops and radicalized non-whites the whole time I completely understand making the Faustian deal to have a mansion, sluts who will always be down to fuck and the ability to fuck off to a tropical vacation whenever you feel like it

The only way I'm influenced by Jon Jones is how he influences me to think he's a gay closeted faggot who's going to get raped by Aspinall. Also if you honestly can't understand the difference between what I'm saying and violence in video games then you're just a 95 IQ brainlet. Of course something as vague and innate to all humans as "violence" isn't affected much by videogames. However, things of a political and ideological nature, which are not nearly as innate to the mind, are much more subject to be manipulated.

um actually if ur manipulated by media then u actually felt that way all along teehee!

Meaningless Freudian drivel with no basis in reality. Idiots are more subject to being influenced and manipulated, yes, but that doesn't mean that it was "there all along", that's retarded and gay pop psychology and you should go back to watching Hasan.

Isn't it crazy how the founders of America had slaves, like the founders of every nation on earth did?

*hisses, sucks in air, grimaces*

yeah... oof. yikes. big oof.

I think I used to post on a forum with these dudes or his brother or something.

every single currently working comedian idolizes explicitly ideological, anti-white comedians like George Carlin. Standup comedy has never been "just" comedy in your lifetime, if you're younger than 45.

I like BigBunjeeeee (who's channel was taken down by the jews after he named them) and Sam Hyde (inb4 channing creager shows up)

Stop it girl you sound jealous...you will never get attention, just accept it

Dana will pay Tom to take a dive like he did with gane

Nick Mullen

His standup special is genuinely the one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Arguably the funniest man of his generation reduced to that. He also seems super whacked out on pharmaceuticals all the time and has seened that way for at least the last 2-3 years.

He has the Irish self-destruction gene. His stories about being a raging alcoholic working at GameStop in the late 00s are hilarious. Also he was never that great at stand up. He's still the funniest podcaster of all time though

He's a Mick, those fuckers love Black people for some reason. Why do you think there's so many of them called Tyrone?

Laugh a little more dude. You don't have to take things so seriously all the time. Shane Gillis is a comedian. If people are taking anything he has with any real seriousness, then they are literally retarded.

They may "love" blacks, but they tell racists jokes all the time. They especially always make fun of jews, and honestly pretty much everyone.

It's not that I don't think he's funny, it's the fact he's been adding more and more anti white slop into his routine as time passes, which I don't think is a cohencidence.

Shane Gillis said he was liberal growing up, basically he's a Clinton style democrat, which is basically a centrist republican now.

Rogan was a liberal for years, raised by hippies, he's essentially a George Carlin style liberal, which is again centrist republican now.

None of these guys are conservative, it's stupid to call them that.

Nah this is nonsense. He makes those jokes because they work. On the pod he often makes anti-semitic jokes and such. He's /ourguy/ to some degree. Just be aware he does have glowfaggotry in his blood. Dude went to Westpoint Academy.

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The only glowing comedian shill I like is the fat guy that talks shit about boomers, Tim Dillon. They're all cucked ofc as they are owned by youtube algo etc. but still he is about the only one that is funny and rational.

Irish people do not love niggers.

Read about hypnosis some time you absolute fucking goy.

there is literally no difference between you thinking that media can magically hypnotize people into feeling a way theyve never felt before and the average boomer thinking call of duty is making kids into mass shooters desensitized to violence. nobody who doesnt harbor certain views deep down would magically be influenced to believe something contrary to what they believe, this is genuine boomer understanding of media in the technological age.

Nah man the glowfaggotry comes from Phil going to Trinity High with the director of the CIA

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