Today is the start of drunk bird season. Bullfinches are getting drunk on sorbus berries and lie around on the roads. Do NOT step on them, but gather them in the box and carry to the nearest grove.
Today is the start of drunk bird season. Bullfinches are getting drunk on sorbus berries and lie around on the roads...
That's a thing over there?
Adorable OP.
But I'm going to exploit your obviously non-political slide thread to promote something of a worthy cause also.
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lol wtf
It is. They eat sorbus berries, and if they fermentate, birds are literally consume alcohol and lie on the roads in drunken stupor.
So... what do you do with them afterwards?
this is now an animal thread
birds are literally consume alcohol and lie on the roads in drunken stupor
I've heard of butterflies getting drunk off their rocker but this is hilarious.
Exactly. I had to double-check the flag and was not disappointed.
even the fucking birds get shitfaced in Russia
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WHy don't the pigeons get drunk too? Or seagulls?
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that pigeon is there to do some rape
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Kek. Russian birbs are based
Pigeons mostly eat from the trash. They are too lazy to search for food, often they are too lazy to even fly.
literally me
Holy based
he just like me fr fr
Kek I love this shit
Get those lil niggas some beet juice
Let them sober up of course, then they go on their way
Looks tasty
how does this make you feel,yt boi?
That's a thing over there?
Not just for bullfinches.
Young moose, I think the Swedes call them Elk which is funny enough, will eat fermenting apples off the ground and get stuck stumbling around.
That feel when getting drunk.
sorbus berries
Its Rowan berries you nigger.
We call them ligmaberries
we have ceder waxwings that do that too.
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In Canada nowadays they call them रक्त कोल रसभरी.
more drunk birds
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Do you not have many hawks, falcons or other raptors? How do they not get eaten en masse?
anpol thread?
Look how smug he seems
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aww i love seeing wild animals be comfy with humans, a true harmony of nature
I hate shitbulls
even the birds get drunk in Russia
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That is pretty cute I still want TZD tho but I like your funny birbs
Raptors tend to avoid humans.
Gulcoholics
In russia even birds are drunk
Are these Russia's national bird?
What a fucking riot. I'd love to watch that happen in person.
Birds do the same here but its usually those small tits that do it. Those motherfuckers fly when drunk and keep smashing to windows. Mom used to take care of them after that for few hours, being drunk as fuck and hitting their head pretty hard isnt that good to anyone, most of them die on the impact
they don't get drunk, their liver burns off the alcohol faster than a humans
Apparently it happens in Texas too youtu.be
cute lil fellers
all they need is adidas flat caps and it would be a perfect image
Cats are based and have always been based anyone that says differently is brown and should be killed. Ive seen a lot of cat and dog hate on Anon Babble recently and it makes me sick to my fucking stomach. Browns get bitter and lash out knowing that both are infinitely more helpful and relevant to society than they'll ever hope to be.
Not here, they'll swoop down on a pigeon like 5-7 meters from a bunch of people and sometimes won't even carry it away, except owls
Why do russians look like this? I guess you can find videos of bizarre looking Americans too but i see videos like this all too often. Is it radiation?
Help our Alcoholic little friends. They need help.
I like birds.
Based boozer birds
Something tells me that humans put them up to this.
The Russian Federation is like a dozen or so different ethnicities. The crazy looking midget is as his tattoo states, a mongol. The other two are FAS babies all grown up.
absolute haram
I already liked birbs, but I like drunk birbs even more. I should have studied ornithology so I could get drunk with birds "for science."
Your mother is a good woman.
Duuuude
Stupid Russisn. Why are you telling everyone this? Now the chinese will grab them off the street to eat.
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my mom used to make homemade wine for herself. the plastic lid broke on one large jar, so the plastic underneath dipped below the wine level and birds would get into it to drink and bathe in
she thought birds were just dying on the porch until she picked one up and it was breathing
had to help her move 8 drunk off their ass robins
Everything and everyone is drunk in Russia, Russian women secret fermented milk, the babies drink their first pint of alcoholic right off the womb
Even the birds drink in Russia. They’re pretty too. All I got over here are robins, cardinals, crows, ravens, hawks, blue jays, vultures, wild turkeys, humming birds, pigeons, doves, and little yellow birbs. I want drunk Mohawk ones
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Are them edible?
there's an entire ecology of animals getting wasted every spring on fermenting fruit
many know to seek them out and seem to do it for fun
nature is funny like that
Hey birdbro, once I saw a bird in my area (siberia) that was hanging in the air like a hummingbird would. What bird could it be?
majestic creature
i wish someone would carry my drunk ass home too
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What's your opinion on shitbulls though?
as should be
Was it hovering over a field? Falcons do that.
it wasn't a bird
it was a moth, the hummingbird hawk moth
mongols invaded and raped for centuries
Why would I help them if they literally do it to themselves?
Your mother is a good woman.
Being nice to small tities is a moral duty.
Animal threads are the only good threads on Anon Babble, except on Anon Babble.
Very strange.
That’s a Bohemian waxwing
Neat. I saw the first of these guys today but your drunk frens are way cooler
even the birds are alcoholics in russia
No it was a small birb that fluttered its wings very quickly, it remained virtually stationary in the air, feeding on nectar from a tree just two meters off the ground.
hummingbird hawk moth
I thought you were kidding but I decided to google it just in case. Wow. Okay, it could have been that. Moths are scary.
Nobody wants to hear it but shilling/spamming/botting on Anon Babble is as much a project of passion as it's an automated feature. If your thread is missing any number of words that would attract the attention of a bot/shill, then it's most likely getting ignored/slid.
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anywhere where there are strong winters, once the sorbus berries thaw they start to ferment all at once. Since it is one of the easily available food sources there are drunk birds laying in the snow.
Goes as low as France some years.
Good for the heads up, but this moment has already passed in most of Europe.
lmao dumb parrots
Drunk seagulls were a thing when I last visited Bristol. They get drunk on some insects iirc.
There's a reason such a small bird can be categorized as "a great tit."
There are consistently better cooking threads on Anon Babble than on Anon Babble. I think the jannies let us have them because antisemites, white supremacists, and ethnics like trading recipes.
its funny how you don't have humming birds in siberia
so a moth adapted to become one because nature needed one?
nature is weird, its acts just like a humming bird drinking nectar, hovering like one, and spreading pollen
I would think Russians would eat all those berries long before the birbs could get to them
You're projecting
You have never been to Russia
The ugliest mongols are nothing compared with your nigger mutts
Dear diary, today, OP was actually pretty cool, and not a gigantic fag
imagine the fucking smell
Pffft, in Africa the big game get wankered on marula fruit. You can see 3 ton pisscat elephants off their tits.
It also works on people, we used to eat over ripe marula's when I was young, catch a pretty good buzz.
Lmao based. I wish I had drunk birds I could take home to sober up.
gorbachev tried to ban alcohol
didn't work
oh damn
They had problems keeping aircraft mechanics from drinking hydraulic fluid from airplanes, just because it was an ethanol mix.
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Most slavic bird species on earth
Even animals get drunk in that shithole. Do they also abuse their mate?
most browns and asians dont have empathy, so they avoid animal threads
Just a question, very obviously offended mutant lmfao. i apologize most sincerely
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for me, it is the drunk squirrel; one of my favorite categories of youtube video after "cat seeing cucumber" and "baby sloth"
some examples for your enjoyment:
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Just admit you want an excuse to post the fucking weird, disgusting shit you have saved on your computer. Clearly theyre an overly aggressive breed; dont ask questions you already know the answer you to you fucking Brillo pad hair mutt
Thanks for the warning.
Many small, and I mean small, birds can hover for a short time, but if it moved like a dragonfly it's definitely some kind of hover specialist.
Corvids like a good sippy too
You should try next time anon but with a memeflag since we can see your amerimutt flag
I'm glad you were able to steal a tourist's phone so you could post here, you're pretty funny.
Oh no an american flag on an american based website? Im going INNNSSAAANNNEEE
shut the fuck up irrelevant mutant.
Were talking about animals, if you cant handle that without spazzing like a nigger you can head on back to reddi t
in Russia even the birds are drunkards
Amazing
Those are some cool boys. Appreciate your sympathy for nature
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childhood home had a ton of sorbus trees because apparently my great-grandmother was obsessed with them or something
all kinds of birds love the berries / the seeds inside so we had these massive migratory flocks in our yard every year
drunk birds only happened on some years, maybe something to do with the right weather conditions?
Anyways great thread brought up some cool memories.
A not so cool memory is that my mother sold our ancestral property for money she didn't even need. Gotta love boomers.
Boomers souls were removed by lead poisoning from leaded gas.
you might not remember this but in the boomer eras people pumped gas for you
Undeniable proof behavior is driven by geography. racism bros have been real quiet since hearing about this
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Stop sucking my dick amerimutt boys i ain't yo daddy
I think all birds like to get drunk, my pigeon loves to take a drink or two of wine whenever I have some.
Bigger hummingbird
are these the migratory birds loaded with super aids putin told me about?
When I lived in North Carolina and had a crabapple tree in my backyard the same thing would happen. I had drunk birds crashing into my bricks and windows for a week straight. Some of them died from the collisions, but most lived. I took a cardinal inside and it woke up after a few hours and flew around my kitchen until it figured out what the open window was for. I think they knew what they were doing. All of God's creatures desire the escape of alcohol.
they are loaded
that's the most russian thing I read in ages
That's a box of drunk Waxwings though. t. Birder.
Even the birds are alcoholics in russia.
why did he do it
Remind me of Just Dance on Xbox Kinect
get me in the screencap
I read that elephants will willingly seek out fermented fruit to get drunk and if they cant find it they raid the local village for beer
Elephants also enforce tariffs on Indians too. youtube.com
He looks like a domesticated emu. I met one on a farm and he let all the kids pet him
elephants raid villages and kill people in general. if the beer is there then that's a bonus
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sorbus frens
i feel you bros
In Soviet Russia bird gets drunk!
Thoughts on these Ducks?
shit meme and poor attempt
kill yourself
Meta, I hate meta.
It's sweet to take care of animals.
in land of the drunk and disorderly everything is drunk and disorderly
chinese really are disgusting.. they should purge all but a few thousand people in that country and leave the most decent ones alive to make something slightly more civilised.
i hate third worlders being in first world countries and just turning everything to dogshit.
this country is now filled with fucking nigger scavengers crawling all over. the place diving into dustbins to pull out any metal so they can sell it.
they're fucking everywhere
there are government recycling plants, but these niggers steal everything that isn't nailed down
third orders shouldn't be allowed on the internet or anywhere near European countries ever
makes me sick to think what we've lost because of kikes being envious demonic parasites
Wtf Russia, even your birds are alcoholic?
Help our Alcoholic little friends. They need help.
First, they have to admit they have a problem
Russia is such shit, the birds need to drink as well.
literally consume alcohol and lie on the roads in drunken stupor
Wow, this bird is as smart as the indigenous!
Do we have those here?
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funny way of writing jews
you would get your ass kicked nigger
Jesus, in Russia even birds are drinking to the oblivion....
We have Rainbow Lorikeets getting drunk over here. Can pick them up and take them home. They can talk and are mad friends.
This happens everywhere with fruits and winters eventually. I’ve heard of it in the midwest too.
The second non whites enter your culture and find this out those birds will be extinct within a decade if they don't stop eating the fermented berries
Why is alcoholism so prevalent in Russia?
first vaccinated, autistic bees
now alcoholic birds
You might not realize this, but the fucking car pumps out lead from the exhaust when there's lead in the fuel you fucking retarded monkeynigger.
You also had lead paint on your walls.
fucking russia, even birds are drunks!
this country should be destroyed!
Bees and ants are pretty autistic animals in the first place. QRD on bees obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog?
There's hawks all over downtown Toronto. Their population is kept in check because they fly into buildings.
live in desolate cold shithole
all the animals are drunk
Ligma berries faggot
Theo Von looking rough these days
kek
You have hawks too, huh?
They seem to be most comfy with pretty white girls.
Just like me
fucking degenerates
Lmao. Cute drunk birbs.
Isn't his like the exactly opposite time of the year? Sorbus berries are all eaten by Christmas, and the next ones will come in September.
pocket pussies
Skill issue
kek
Weird ducks.
Lots. They're often fat too.
even the birds need to be drunk all the time to cope with living in russia
gay, ugly, fat, and retarded just like you
Chinese would eat them.
Americans would capture them and turn them into a tourist business.
Latinx would stomp on them out of bloodlust.
Russians carry them to the woods to recover because they are Christian and fellow recovering alcoholics
Kekd and checked
Thanks comfy anon.
Ducks just go to the pub.
who the fuck steps on birds
drop the vodka
If you were a hungry bird, would you eat the snail with the technicolor eye stalks?
Why don't the pigeons get drunk too?
I don't know whether to kill it with fire or hang it on a Christmas tree.
fuck around
find out
Eat it. You know you want to. Look how enticing it is.
Whats going on here
That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen posted on these boards.
Kill it however which way, nothing good can come of it. It reminds me of those creepy floating squid things from the riddick animated movie.
The parasites have assumed control.
Very Russian of them
parasite eggs eaten up from vegetation ate the snail from the inside out, now the giant things make the snail pretend it is caterpillars to attract a bird
they grow inside the bird, the bird shits out the eggs and more snails eat the eggs, cycle repeats
It's crazy how we all just instinctively know that thing is bad and evil
That's fucking poison, I just know it.
My entire days would be spent collecting birbs into my home made drunk tank.
relatable.
niggers could be here
They're parasitic worms.
They reproduce in the digestive tract of birds, then infect snails that are in the water where the birds shit.
They then grow inside the snail, devouring it from the inside out, and put on this colorful display to attract a bird to eat the snail, so it can complete its life cycle.
At least they're not the Poppy Parrots of India that consume poppy opium bulbs until they overdose and die or go into withdrawals and also die.
Even the birds? Lock up the sorbus vodka Pollyvanovich.
Will do, thanks for the advice.
I remember seeing a wildlife documentary on this as a kid. I didn't realize that they more or less ate the entirely of the host, I assumed it was like a toxoplasmosis thing and the snail lost neurosympathetic control of the eyestalks, and it was similar to ants infected with fungi. This is even more disgusting.
BUZZ KILLER I CAME FOR THE BIRDS !!!
Check this out. The parasites eat their way out of the caterpillar, then the goypillar builds them a comfy cocoon for them with its dying breath.
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look at me
I'm the chicken now
sleepy birb
thot patrolled
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you ever get a woodpecker twiztid on some jenkem?
Mouse. Shaken, not stirred.
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the dogs wanted meat, not that shitty dollar store dry corn filler slop. I cant really blame them but lets kill them all just to be safe.