What the FUCK is going on with food prices? how expensive is it to hire a Mexican to put toppings on pizza?

Blame tech companies.

All those point of sale terminals, apps, and digital screens have to be paid for somehow.

Not to mention, no one ordering Uber eats or door dash is bearing the full costs even with added delivery fees and subsidized immigrant labour.
Everyone is paying more.

Bro you can get a lil caesars pizza for $7.60 out the door
yeah the mcchiken app deals are really good too

It's actually cheaper for me to go to a cheap pizza joint for a walk-in special than to make at home. The pepperoni and cheese alone is expensive here.
Plus my oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Just make your own, anon.

This shit always confused me. Meat lovers is a pre built pizza for $9.99(just as a reference) which has ALL of the meats, but if you want pepperoni, black olive, bell pepper, and onion. It's $22.99

Don't worry, you can finance a Mexican to throw some cheese and topings on bread over four weekly payments.

Your oven doesn't need to get to 700 degrees, I use a pizza steel and a 500 degree oven and have perfect results. I'm not saying you can't find cheaper slop, I'm saying you're broke and retarded for doing so.

All the chain pizza places have deals on their website. This is currently the cheapest deal I can find. The pizza isnt that great but it lasts a couple days.

lil caesars is barely edible man.

Now that's a fair price but Howie's is just ghetto LCs

its called "inflation" faggot

food is too expensive

dude you can buy 2,000 calories HOT AND READY for less than half of one hour's wage

NOOOOO!!!! It's not GOOD ENOUGH for me!!!!! I only eat DESIGNER PIZZA!!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!!

no sauce

Here is the rope you ordered

You're poor and mad and can't cook

prices will be as high as you are willing to pay, supply and demand
the average buyer of that product is a negress cashing in her EBT, so her budget is unlimited
as usual, skill issue

we just made two 14x24" pizzas for about $10. should be done in a few minutes. kids made their own toppings up.

seriously, fuck paying the in store prices and fuck having some fucking jeet wreck it as he brings to my house in his stupid fucking jeetmobile. just fuck off.

you win the chubby greta award for today. well done.

I'm none of those things, but ok
I'd invite you to actually read the thread before posting, could be useful idk

Pizza is pleb food. Bread, tomato sauce, and cheese should not cost that much. That defeats the purpose of pizza being cheap slop.

paying other people to make and serve your food costs money. just dont fucking do it. ever.

a medium fry

Just the one?

Have you tried learning to cook for yourself? LOL

pizza has devolved from flatbread with sauce and cheese to some weird online ritual where every little shred of topping has to be manually selected and is priced at x20 the wholesale cost. (five thin green pepper slices = 20 cents each = 1 dollar for topping, total wholesale cost 20 cents per pepper)
just bake your own pizza bro.

BAD.

i get a take and bake cheese pizza from a grocery store and put my own toppings on - it's easily better than anything i can order and costs about $9

Who cares? I’ve heard they don’t even have stuffed crust there yet, they’ve lost the pizza game.

even 450f is plenty hot
this 16" cost me like $7 to make

hat the FUCK is going on with food prices?

its what you voted for faggot

I'm poor and can cook.

I make pizzas for around $6.50 each depending on toppings. I haven't bought a pizza from a restaurant in over 20 years.

That looks good anon. What kind of oven did you use?

I stopped ordering food years before the prices got out of control because the drivers became so shit that they could no longer even find my address.

why? you live in an apartment?

I'm too cheap to order food and I can't trust the brownoid delivering anyway

I made myself a week's worth of vegetable beef stew (peas, carrots, corn, potatoes, green beans) yesterday for about 20 bucks. Even made it in my slow cooker so I just played vids all day and didn't have to do shit but dump the ingredients in there and then put it in the fridge when it was done and cooled off. Tastes great, I eat it with a buttered dinner bun.

No, I live about half a mile outside of a city and the GPS location is about 100 yards from the property's entrance. I left instructions on how to find it but every time they'd do random shit like drive 10 miles too far then give the pizza to some random house.

Based.

no sauce

this is just bread, and OP is a faggot.

slow cookers are overrated, you can get better control braising in the oven

Meh, a family member got one as a Secret Santa gift and already had one so I got it for free. I believe you about braising though.

honestly, recent innovations in can openers have done nothing but left me in planned obsolescence hell.
i found one of these japaneasy dealies for bout ten bucks, and i can't see ever having to replace it.
i've bought 100 dollar electric can openers, hand cranks, everything failed miserably. this thing is one hunk of pristine metal. unassailable by time and greedy engineers.

they took this from you.

planned obsolescence proponents deserve the rope (because a bullet is too merciful).

what the FUCK is going on with food prices?

Nothing. You're just poor.

im still using a swiss army knife can opener thingy. its an old officer model from about 1992. wonder what the can count is on the fucker.

dont you dare get me started on the manifold benefits of a pressure cooker. just dont.

they charge by topping stop being a queer and get a pepperoni slice like a normal American

A mix of pity and rage, as you'd imagine

i've had to resort to using to can opener on this contraption every time my new one shits the bed.
bought it a a garage as a joke because they only wanted a $1

Premade pizzas have less toppings and pretty specific ratios of the ingredients. You pay a lot more per topping and also get more toppings when you add toppings to a non premade pizza.

these are totally acceptable for sure. also the conventional army issue mini can opener is good for a wallet in a pinch.

agreed. it's fucking disgusting that everyone thinks a successful manufacturing company is one that creates pre-broken goods.
CANCER GROWS INFINITELY TOO. TIME TO EXCISE.

Credit default swaps with used food as the collateral

Let me tell you about the secure investment of the future.

Build your own

Doesn't know how to order a supreme with extra cheese

i-im not poor. I have tons of money

a-and I know how to cook too. I cook for women... And have tons of sex

you're a coping little faggot nigger with no money or skills

I cook for women

he prolly does

... And have tons of sex

bent over...prolly as well

The kind that heats up.

That's a given. They just don't know about our cheese cartel situation. The cheese alone makes home made pizza more expensive than take out.

Im outraged.

you gotta hit the cheese when its on sale man. like those 400g bars can be got for like $5 you know? shits crazy fr but its also bussin.

I'm using my parents can opener which i just took with me when I moved out 20 years ago. This is why new can openers suck. They can't have un inheriting nice invincible tools.

that was your first mistake,what you really want to do is reduce the atmospheric pressure

Meanwhile I get a whole Pizza for 5€ at the airbase

SOVL

I love how crude things were

how expensive is it to hire a Mexican to put toppings on pizza?

Just bake your own. And hire your own mexicans to put toppings on it if it's too hard -- there are usually plenty around Home Depot.