Americans can’t afford to dye Easter eggs

Americans can’t afford to dye Easter eggs

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egg prices have dropped, idk why companies are still pushing for this idea that you should buy their products instead of just buying eggs

You don't know why companies want you to buy their products?

cause they took a gamble on eggs not dropping in prices and easter is a week away and they got product to sell sell sell

People on Anon Babble say prices have dropped, but it isn’t true in my town

that looks cool though

because your town is gay

Aren't they made with egg whites?

Is Anon Babble ready for their IRL Easter egg hunt this Sunday?

they can't afford a foreskin either, forever marked as nigger cattle and property of israel from birth lmfao

Egg prices have NOT dropped, it's just MIGAtard storytelling.

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Are you a surgeon banking on unfortunate individuals with phimosis?

hide marshmallows in yard

Good way to get kids started on eating the bugs.

No sir, they are made with lots and lots of Corn Syrup. We Americans have so much (taxpayer subsidized) corn that almost everything is made of it.

not just knowing a dude with a bunch of chickens and buying them for dirt cheap from him

Why are they still pushing this narrative? Eggs are cheaper than they were under Biden now.

1 year ago: Trump will stop inflation and bring relief to the grocery store

Now: Dude, does your neighbor have livestock? Better start planting a garden this year!

No, they factually are not. See Cannot speak to your Feels tho. they might Feel cheaper.

jet-puffed whipped up an entire product "in response" to events from two months ago

Unless they had foreknowledge of the culling of millions of chicken, I call bullshit.

my father in law just brings me 2 dozen every week. he only has 3 chickens.

Egg prices skyrocketing

Pic related.

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Jesus?

have to pay $4 instead of $2 to let the kids have their little easter tradition

tell your own kids to go fuck themselves to own Orange Man

Cool story bro, find a single legitimate link that says anything other than egg prices being record high this month. Or beef prices, pick your poison.

Groceries up 20% under Joe: HE MUST GO

Groceries up a further 20% under Dump: SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUPS

To be fair the only links posted have been from indian news sites.

To be fair, you have Google and can surely refute these "lies". They are citing the Trump Administration's own food price index figures btw.

Eggasperation!

I don’t know man. Eggs are pretty cheap at my local stop n shop

ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_3725.pdf
Producer prices are down, retail prices are at a record. If you have a grifter in High Office, why not run a grift, collect on high prices AND taxpayer bird-flu bailouts. MIGA!

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As expected of the British.

in other words (((grocery stores))) are artificially keeping prices high because they can get away with it. Trump dealt with the root issue but the grocer kikes still need to be brought to heel.

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Trump dealt with the root issue

No, he splashed taxpayer bailout monies on Big Egg Producers, then ignored the fact that they are continuing to ratchet up prices.
He admires it because it's Trumpian.
His boy RFK wanted to just let Bird Flu run rampant but everyone with a brain vetoed that.

Oh that is a good thing then.
You shouldnt just pick certain goods and put taxpayer subsidies on them.

Imagine being such a turbo nigger NPC that you actually buy into this egg scarcity garbage bullshit. Fucking LMAO. I’m done with this cartoon world.

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1 year ago: I buy my eggs off my buddy who owns chickens

now: I buy my eggs off my buddy who owns chickens