JACK BLACK STORMS INTO THEATER WITH PICKAXE AND TELLS FANS TO STOP THROWING POPCORN

wtf this didn't happen at my theater did i get scammed

neat

That was hard to watch.
Now I want more kids getting stabbed.

Neat would be if they threw popcorn at him

It's sad they all went for their phones.

tsmt
i just died of cringe. twice

Marketing ploy. I only seen two videos of zoomers chimping no one can even afford popcorn right now in America.

The pathetic excited feminine way these men scramble like girls for their phones

cheap publicity stunt

humiliation ritual

You need to keep throwing more popcorn until you unlock this event.

I can't believe he killed that guy...

fans

add it to the list

Does anyone have the webm of him at the beach?

popcorn throwers

Way too long, give us another one please news media.

you know he was really really drunk to do that shit. a quick cross of the theater and then gone. horrible and nasty

No one watches movies anymore

they're kids bro

i love that guy idc if his movies are shit

Chicken jockey bros… it’s over

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noob using iron kekw

This is true, that's why I'm worried about Hollywood raising a new crop of goycattle and popularizing them again.

14 year old used to be soldiers and apostles

They are the future of mankind

They all reflexively pull out their phones and start recording

Disturbing

we'd have been called a faggot in every possible way over 20 minutes if we ever mentioned taking a picture, couldnt imagine the abuse someone would get for acting like they are

The future is trans old man

obvious body double
any fat autistic man could pull it off

I thought the bald guy in a suit was jeff bezos

Jack Black don't miss.
It's just too bad Trump's assassin did.

middle school kids all have cell phones

truly blackpilling

the jews are pulling out all the stops to promote this garbage

Kill yourself retard

is there a schizo deconstruction of the film or is it just the homosex garbage in it along with generally mocking anything white men made

fuck that, i saw 80 year olds using tiktok

Grandmother took mine to see it, he said it sucked, they left halfway through.

I would have screamed the k word at him...

He is just acting.

He is an unfunny, untalented, ugly piece of shit.

buy an ad, Schwartz

When I was a kid there age I was doing manly boy stuff like hitting mailboxes with bats and doing drugs.

It's just pure slop. It's a movie about a fat retard, a woman, a nigger, a jewish kid and snood making exaggerated face expressions and jumping around with a bad CGI background about Minecraft. It could be any background, it doesn't matter because they barely interact with the CGI in a significant way.

They should have throw popcorn at that kike. Jack black hates Minecraft and he hates all of you.

I was shooting heroin and lighting abandos in detroit on fire at that age.

how the flying fuck do children even know/give a shit/admire jack black? he is like fucking 60 years old now. none of them have watched School of Rock nor High Fidelity

Anon Babble

Anon Babble

/cel/

This is wholesome, but how the fuck is it politics?

the good old days

Pretending to be a cow is very racist towards to them cows

Sorry, Anon's mom

I noticed that too. It was their first reaction.

I dont like any of the things about most of that video but as a kid, that would probably be pretty cool. Good moment for them. Forever memory shit right there.
They'll be talking about that to their kids when they're 40.

I think he's actually worried about profits if theatres cancel showings for cleaning or just stop showing the movie all together.

He’s a satanist

Why are they throwing popcorn? Is it a game reference or just a fake marketing meme that caught on to bolster sales?

burn mother fucker
burn

This was my first thought too. It's on brand considering 3 out of like 5 cast members are Jews

No real life activities
Didn't need rfid chips

Is this the new Rocky Horror Picture Show?

White people behaving like niggers and destroying theaters

Of course Anon Babble is okay with this

That audience was a solid 56% white.

So Jack Black will show up. It's a gag.