I missed you pieces of shit like you wouldn't believe

Now that we're back can someone give me a quick rundown?

>give me a quick rundown?

quick rundown

Sure thing anon. I increased my fiber, and it has worked wonders for my digestive system. I missed you guys too.

did you have enough tendies in the bunker?
this was the dry run

I lurked in kiwi and basedjack but I didn't post. Kiwi wasn't bad, basedhack is cancer

kiwi was pretty based and nice change of pace

Did you go to kiwifarms or the altchans?

People need to be hanged for anti racism MKultra

Went over to the other alt sites when i remembered they existed and had a much better time, even made a SIG thread, now i'm just gonna lurk and see how bad Anon Babble's Anon Babble will be now that it's back and with no positive changes.

I missed yous guys too.

Happy to hear it, I hope you continue to have nice poopies

I missed you niggers like you wouldn't believe.

catholics btfo

another black scholar dindu nuffin

the huns are still blowing each other up

Our glorious Imperator is making the Judicial and Legislative branches bend the knee

jannies are still niggerfaggots

made accounts for reddit (lol) and X and was permanently banned pretty quickly

I luv u guys

Fuck I missed you faggots
I'm tried of hearing the most retard nigger political takes everywhere wise

What did you do durring the downtime?
I spent extra time grinding on muh programming project, and binged some Oblivion. (I forgot I had a character with maxxed out sneak, agility, etc)

Now that we're back can someone give me a quick rundown?

pope is kill

Oblivion remake "shadow dropped"

Anon Babble back online

all in the same week. We just got catapulted back into the timeline.

Mwamwamwamwa

Missed you dirt bags and this retarded website

115 more seconds to post

Dont care :*

Played pirated switch games mostly.

Not all the shills are aware that chan came back up this evening. So we're still missing a bunch, so enjoy the less shilling while you can
My 4chanx shill meter should read 180-190 ever since USAID hit & lefty sites had Anon Babble thread generators with any flag & no captchas. Hence the spike in slide threada since then

JANNIES: PLEASE LOOK INTO THIS!
PLEASE RANGEBAN THE LEFTY THREAD GENERATOR IP RANGES!!
The same creatures that hacked chan, are the ones hosting those thread generators

I FUCKING LOVE U GUYS, 1 week of suffering.

Man, I tried to go to Jim's place, but 9 times out of 10, the fucking thing would eat my post.

response took too long, your post was probably still submitted, blah blah blah

Frog

Sounds fun.
I've never messed with a switch.
How are they?
The last handheld anything I had was a Gameboy color.

I love you too leaf nigger faggot!
I missed you all like you wouldn't believe! The anti-kike sections of Twatter just doesn't hit the way Anon Babble does.
Then again, after 11 days of twatter, I unironically have a massive urge to updoot chan threads. Unironically looking for the button to updoot it, for a second ot so before it clicks that it's chan

Now that we're back can someone give me a quick rundown?

You're gay, that's it.

We are so fucking back

1 week?!
It was 11 days, as in 1.571 WEEKS

I MISSED U FRENS

that happened to me too, but I'll probably still hang out at full now in addition to here, even if you see the same threads 3 days in a row. It's slower, but at least you can have conversations (when posting works) and it's not just screaming into the ocean of piss.

I also missed you, gordo pendejo.

Christ is King.

thanks anon. Nobody cared, and now that we're home, people care.

I'll always have a fond place in my heart for it, but god damn it, the post eating thing drives me up the wall.

Idk about the hardware but the emulation is excellent at least on the popular titles. I can play TOTK at 60 fps.

quick rundown?

s oyjak had potential - loved the lack of Captchas, no gay 15 minute timers, India ban
the site was just so unusable with the most basic things though - no saging, autoreload was broken and you couldn't turn it off, etc

The shills haven't realized that chan is back yet.
My 4chanx shill meter is reading 172 slide threads, vs the normal post-USAID 180-190 slide threads

It ahpuld really be 158-164, but spiked when shit went sideways in the Gaza war. That they needed to slide news of, going to 170-180 as normal. Then combined with USAID cutting off libtard NGO money, they're now butthurt & unemployed and spend their time shilling on chan for free

top was the most faithful to here, but I never tried actually posting. Generally the alts are completely unusable for phonefagging, even just lurking.

this site fucking sucks
but the rest of the internet is so much worse
I missed you frogs

I switched to resistant potato starch. My digestion has been perfect. No gas.
Actually saw the sun and touched some grass.
Shit posted on X.
Had some posts blocked for hate speech.

I also missed the site when it was down. I missed the ability to look up random stories; and to have random opinions without the inconvenience of a public account.

Damn you got unlucky, kun was working up until Tuesday i think where the servers bit the dust due to the influx of migrants, that got fixed in a day or 2, it's fine now.

Isn't that the site that hacked chan?
Do they really have the chan slide thread generator? Or were the posted screwnshots by shills gloating, from a different libtard site? Theirs allowed any flag you wanted (I assume VPN) & NO Captchas. Which is why we suddenly got flooded with slide threads ever since they started it

JANNIES, PLEASE FIND THOSE SITES AND RANGEBAN THE IP ADDRESSES OF THOSE CHAN THREAD GENERATORS!!
Spend time creating theeada and mark the IP ranges for every thread you jannies post from it

Just realized this godforsaken cesspit is back. Never imagined I could miss it and you nigger retards so much. I love you asssholes.

I tried the altchans. They lack the soul of Anon Babble. Cant put it in better words than that. There's some sort of 'X Factor" here that all other altchans lack. I dont believe it's the size of Anon Babble. Nor the users themselves. As I recognized several other users by their posting styles and subjects they posted about, on other, larger altchans. I think this place has become such a nexus and extension of Straight White Male thoughts and feelings, that Anon Babble and by extension Anon Babble, has taken on a life on it's own. Almost a digital soul of sorts that directs us and guides us here. We are it's proxies.

Sun will be covered in 2040

they tried to kill us

but couldn't!

The leak exposed Jannies are corrupt as shit and Israeli flags are the primary source of the sites issues. If you still use this site without warning others, you're legitimately part of the problem.

Yea, maybe my timing was just bad.

Now that we're back can someone give me a quick rundown?

I haven't typed this word in over a week.
NIGGER
And you know what? I didn't really mind. Twitter is actually a good place for news and info. Not as good as Anon Babble despite the spam.
Mods and jannies need to step on up and make things better. Don't fuck this return up.

Protestants bad, Hitler bad, Communists bad, Catholics good, NatSoc good, untilted Swastika good, Capitalizing on foreign nations good

Ehh, i get what you're saying but i disagree, i enjoyed my short vacation in the altchans, only complaint i have is that since only a fraction of Anon Babble migrated threads were slow, which is either a positive or negative depending on who you ask.

I just realized how dead the internet is.

You are the only real humans left online.

Missed you too, fren. Really.

Using Twatter was mind-numbing for replies. Jesus Hitler Christ it's soooo bad. No cleverness, no soul, no guts.
The internet needs an enema.

yeah s oyjak was the one
they also had these cool flags for Canadian provinces and US states
So I'd have my Ontario flag on this post and you'd have your Pennsylvania flag

me too. fucking tranny loving faggots. all of you, but i'd be around you than what I was forced to experience "out there." normies... the meme's are real. their humor, their way of thin... being programmed... it's all so tiring.
I'm even glad to see the Canadians again.

i was on the sharty. jesus christ what an autistic shithole.the locals were absolutely deranged, but we temporarily tamed the savages with our superior numbers to have some decent discussion.

india rangeban was nice tho, should do that here.

Fuck, I miss calling people slurs on the internet

When i was taking my after - work shit about 3:30 pm central USA time. The board was suprisingly great. Shills are flooding back........ it was pretty eye opening the earlier posts and how based the real users / non shills are...... it was a whitepill......... now.... well...... we fight again.

QRD?

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

In contact with aliens

Possess psychic-like abilities

Control france with an iron but fair fist

Own castles & banks globally

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

I have found the most based person in this threrad. we should all kneel in respect.

Every other imageboard/BBS feels like a shitty ripoff with stupid features that don't need to exist.
I don't even like fortunes on Anon Babble. The closer it is to 2004 the better.

Nothing happened, nothing ever happens.

#metoo!

Eat a dick nigger, I don't need a memeflag to trigger you ,most memeflags aren't Israeli. Also, it was the middle of the night when the site was unkill. I didn't have the patience to wait two minutes for the caltcha

Missed you guys too. I actually opened shitter in pol’s absence and to listen to miga fags defend joos. Only on the last day did they gain sentience and start noticing patterns

sharty teen fucks around with pdf uploads

realizes he can upload any file as long as it's named .pdf

googles "pdf upload vulnerability"

uses script kiddy tier tools to exploit decade old vulnerabilities, because the site hasn't been maintained since M00t left

shits up the place, revives Anon Babble, publishes the website code and doxxes the jannies

jannies spend two weeks updating their OS and turning down free pizzas

?????

you are here

tl;dr Anon Babble won

arab doctor

I hate semitism so fucking much

randomly check my bookmark to see if it's back up

it is

browse the boards to see how crazy everyone is going

literally nothing has changed and people are already back to their same routine

i was hoping it won't comes back desu

anyone knows what's up with eightchan? it actually felt organic but it's gone too now

I found a new method to win nofap
just remember one of the reasons Luther did his bullshit was because he wanted sex, so if you fail nofap you're just like stupid Martin Luther

Either Anon Babble being back up or timezone stuff, or a combination of the 2.

I had to read words typed by black people

I read news on 2ch
Nice change of paste

Not sure what time zone they are in but they have for sure not started work yet. My bet is burger time zone.
The jew is correct. Site was resurrected on EU timeframe.

Checked and I missed you fucking faggots. The alts just aren't the goddamned same. Ended up having so many reddit bans I can't count them all.

The broken glass.

The QRD is that there's a noticeable drop in blacked spam on Anon Babble funnily enough

Shit is probably even gayer than before at the helm of this site ngl

Enjoy this while it lasts. This is the most based this board is going to be for a long time.

youtu.be/yoM85zcTQic?

'X Factor"

It is because Anon Babble has the best balance of rules and features that allow for the kinds of conversations it's attractive for.
I know people on here like to bitch about mods and jannies but they're not doing a bad job imo. We should be thankful they're taking time out of their lives to clean up shitposts without pay.

Come at me, chutzpah full nigger

The feeling is mutual on my end, but it's the one I'm sitting on.

I liked the fact that you could delete a post right away if you change your mind on basedjack. Here you have to wait for some reason.

what pisses people off is they delete good threads and leave shitty ones up often

I think it's to deter deleting posts... it does shit up the thread. but honestly i have no fuckin idea

And you wonder why this site got compromised.

nooo I need my 4mb uploads, and lack of sound for my webms, and don't forget a decade lack of security updates!!!

"Bombs away, Mr, McVeigh!"

jannies doing their job. ever.

I swear some people are too retarded to live. After all that was exposed from this leak, people still think jannies care. Insanity.

I know people on here like to bitch about mods and jannies but they're not doing a bad job imo. We should be thankful they're taking time out of their lives to clean up shitposts without pay.

Pffff...bro kmon.

Definitely need a confirmed back up in case this is a short stay.

Faggots all of you

P.S. Niggers tongue my anus

I missed you pieces of shit like you wouldn't believe

Same, fren.

Now that we're back can someone give me a quick rundown?

How about first you pour yourself a big frosty mug of go fucking look it up your stupid-ass self.

i was raped in the camps

As long as it's not anal, it's not rape, it's okay, you're still a man.

the jews reattached my foreskin only to take it away again.

I never said the site shouldn't be more secure. I myself laughed at the flaws and I'm not even a programmer.
Adding more features seems like adding more attack vectors. PDFs should have NEVER been allowed. Adobetrash is insecure as fuck, remember Flash?
We don't need any fancy features. basic images and videos scanned for malicious code is enough. This site isn't an email client or file hosting website.

Yeah actually i havent seen many at all in the past 20 hours. Maybe 2 young asian female "this will save the white race" and i cant recall any "blacked" spam

Food for thought

Me too faggot me too

Test

Missed you scumbags like monkeypox on my cock.

Also, it felt so good to never see any porn on the net for over a week. You never realize how bad it is until you're no longer seeing the site every 15 minutes. It really is a psychological weapon when used the right way.

Why is everyone acting so emotional? Like a woman on her period. Y'all need to man up a bit, this site ain't gonna last forever.

They are going to range ban you jeets. Unless you get nuked by your Paki overlords.

Can happen. Won't deny.
But this place is still way better than those shitty "alt" sites.

Anon Babble WOULD go down when the Pope dies

120s timer to post

the fuck is this shit

That would be a blessing, this forum is an absolute timesink. Also paki government needs this border escalation to boost the ratings.

for real though, some shit did happen

Pope died

we bombed Yemen a few times

Harvard's budget got cut

more children bulldozed in Palestine, US lawmaker(s) openly support halting aid into the cunt

like 9 Australians were eaten by sharks

The Prodigy and Kraftwerk played Coachella

I just came back from drinking with my friends
I missed you all niggers <3, except the kikes and the pajeets

Every day I was nervous there would be a huge happening and I wouldn't be able to rush to Anon Babble for the shitposting and streams and unfiltered coverage. I guess the pope dying was a midlevel happening but he was old and pretty unhealthy so it wasn't a complete surprise.

I missed you niggers, and I never thought I would. Somehow despite all the niggerfaggots shilling it's still way better than the normie internet.

like 9 Australians were eaten by sharks

And how many sharks eaten by Australians? Huh? Yeah, you ever think of THAT?
those 9 deserved it.

The Prodigy

Kick ass.

Sure, here you go.

I couldn’t be fucked to create an account for Farms just to lurk their seekritckub bullshit

I went to ALL of the other boards. All week. They all are DEAD as fuck. You literally couldn’t find a thread with ongoing engagement.
I FUCKING HATE THOSE SÖYTODDLERS AND THAT SHIT BOARD WITH A BURNING PASSION. WHAT A FUCKING SHITHOLE OF ABSOLUTE USELESS NIGGER TRASH REGULAR POSTERS.
I was delighted to see anons flaming that shithole in every thread, all week. Fuck those forced meme no soul niggers

quick rundown

Pope died after "opening portals"... srsly, look it up

I was shocked at how quality many the posts are kiwi were, like people actually made coherent thoughtful posts instead of spamming BBC shit. I thought it was all lolcow stuff but it wasn't. Not sure if I want to make an account there or just lurk.

I found the kiwis to be a bunch of insufferable faggots desu.

I missed you pieces of shit like you wouldn't believe

Me too!
I was forced to spend my time on some raisinboards!
replying system was also fucked up

How about first you pour yourself a big frosty mug of go fucking look it up your stupid-ass self.

No.

Looks good!

Blessed anon.

He must have accidentally opened the AIDs portal

This. Except watching some niche youtube channels there isnt anything worthwhile.

It felt like I got trapped in normie-space with no no exit door. It was horrible.

Even with how shitty Anon Babble is, all alternatives are worse

pieces of shit

Its's pieces of raisin now

You wouldn't get it becaue you're a fucking jeet

We should all just go to moe next time. Have that be the plan.
End or ourch could work too. Just need a consensus.
Someone start a survey monkey thread and let’s get a sticky and vote

Fuck you guys

eaaastbound and down
loaded up and trucking

Hung out at top for the lousiana parole thread, forgot what it was like posting without timers and captcha's.

No
Yes

I missed you people too.

I should’ve popped in when I saw that thread. Kinda pissed I didn’t know I think about it

Was slow site crapped out a few times and not all of us made it but still comfy.

Found a new Everquest emulation server that is 100% better than P99, but it goes well past Velious so there's a steep learning curve for me being a pre-Luclin/PoPfag. I've sunk dozens of hours into it the last few weeks, and a lot of that is autoafk macros running so toons level up while I sleep, since I'm pretty antisocial and don't want to group with anyone. My kid's goldfish died as well just the other day, I fucked up while cleaning the tank and sump pump and flooded the tank with detritus. Feelsbadman