War is approaching on autopilot between India and Pakistan. Here is the rundown:
Pajeet and his 26 brothers come to visit Pakistan and do the needful with the local population
despise muslims because they do not worship cow shit
angry muslim pakistani decides to redeem and detonates himself to rid the world of 26 pajeets (not even 1E-48 of the total)
nationalist indian soldiers decide to chimp out fter being emboldened by an US visit to their country attempting to sway them away from China and the BRICS+ alliance
indian airforce goes on a rogue mission and bomb pakistani villages, confirming 15 kills
Pakistan expels all indians, cancel all visas and cut all diplomatic ties
India does the same, but cuts their water supply and opens dams so they are flooded by water carrying every disease known to man
act is in disagreement of all international treaties regarding their shared water supply
pakistani politicians and military throw an absolute fit, say indians are a creation of the Devil and declare that war is inevitable
every hour the situation gets dumber and more dangerous
The outcome of the war matters not. Indian muslims can consider themsleves already genocided, India will clearly be taken over by a rogue military faction that swallowed too much of their nationalistic fascist rhetoric, Pakistan and India will fight as proxies for BRICS+ and the USA before foreigners realize how bloody this war will get. Zelensky and Putin will look like saints by the time this is done.
I predict a hundred million deaths, bloodier than a world war (but in the name of absolutely nothing).