Brit/pol - lazy bake greggs sosij saturday edish

Greggs announces huge menu change with brand new item

express.co.uk/news/uk/2046704/greggs-announce-huge-menu-change-new-item

Greggs fans 'so excited' as chain confirms viral cheesy treat will launch nationwide within months

gbnews.com/lifestyle/food/greggs-menu-reveal-mac-cheese

Plans for another Greggs in Luton submitted to council

lutontoday.co.uk/business/plans-for-another-greggs-in-luton-submitted-to-council-5096932

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A discord tranny groomer hacked Anon Babble with a pdf file

pottery

based k Rowling

Idk who this pascal fella is either tbqhwy

ngl, i hate anti-terfs
slimey actors who'd fuck a horse, given the oppourtunity.

I like how trannys started using terf as an insult then terfs went and claimed it and now wear it as a badge of honour kek

Having a full blown insomnia episode lads. Not too bad, but I feel bad as I've got a game at 2pm.

OI! You lot got your sunlight loicences?

corrrrr I haven't played mtg for years, always preferred the pokemon tcg desu

would you mind hitting it from behind, though? after getting wasted?

Playing EU4, should be quite enjoyable.

well since you ask
i do find bri'ish very charming

It's well known that sunlight is painful to Jews, them having literal go*lin dna and being cave dwellers. This is why they are forced to interbreed with white people to get some resistance.
Simply a plot by Starmer to get more unmixed Jews into the UK.
You may think, "this guy is mental" but it fits the facts and you should reconsider just how dangerous Starmer has shown himself to be when promoting Jewish interests in the UK over the wellbeing of the native population.

And no, I don't have a sunlight loisence.

I'm moving to Manchester. Any tips?

Nice one m8, hope you kill it

Hugo Boss did it better, less chintzy, less obvious

what do you call a freshly bathed black man?
stainless steal

stay away from the mcdonalds in town after 5pm
its where the wogs congregate

this is what I call a half joke, because there is no setup for the pun.

cheer up you miserable cunt kek

Salam bongs we're back

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Dim sum not dim sun!

What do you call an obese goth chick?
Vampire the buffet slayer.

That's a joke mother fucker!

mine was funnier

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

'Case he gets a hole in one

Time for work, lads! See you on me lunch break!

I've come out as retarded

I have always advocated this as a solution to global warming. You only have to dim it a tiny amount that you won't even notice. It is man's mastery over nature.

What are your thoughts on a strong Europe?

I've got solar panels tho

Morning lads

I'm for it

Morning shaggers.
Gonna go glasses shopping today. Get me some new frames.

I don't mind at this point, the EU courts still operate here in the UK. That's their entire point of existing, to use the weight of combined EU countries to strong-arm and force everyone to do their bidding.
Hitler might as well have won ww2 imo.

Watching Big lads, it's a decent film until the woman comes along and ruins the flow

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Might start volunteering with refugee groups and getting myself into sexually compromising positions to get a good hard bumming

Can I post yet

Good luck, I am going to a garden centre and look at some plants whilst scoffing down a bacon sandwich with a coffee.

aJEW

hmm

Bit weird that no one is mentioning the down time. Are you all bots?

Willyposting is never cool

Megged by a tranny groomer and a dodgy pdf file, what more is there to say m80

They're afraid to compliment me in my taste in music
It's okay
We all have weird CIA controlled dreams
Just vent bros
Fucking cunts are insane huh?
That's not an organic fucking dream
youtu.be/p9IX1HyvT-4?si=E6dVgkLqqUtymmOx

The culture secretary has said the BBC's licence fee is "unenforceable" and insisted "no options are off the table" when the government begins a review into the corporation's current funding model later this year.

In an interview with the Telegraph, Lisa Nandy said there were "problems" with the annual charge, with "fewer and fewer people" paying the £174.50 fee.

The charter, which expires in 2027 and is under review, is an agreement between the BBC and the government that sets out the terms and purposes of the corporation - including the existence of the licence fee.

A BBC spokeswoman said the broadcaster looks forward to engaging with the government and securing the long-term future of the BBC.

Nandy has already started negotiations with the BBC about the corporation's funding.

It currently gets most of its income from the licence fee - in the last financial year, the BBC received £3.7bn, or about two-thirds of its total income, from it.

"We're open to a different system," she told the Telegraph, but admitted no preferred options had been put forward yet.

She added the government wanted the public's input in shaping the new model to create "a fairer, more sustainable system".

According to the BBC, 80% of households currently pay the licence fee.

Nandy also said she had been "very concerned" about the way the fee had been enforced in the past as it had been found to disproportionately target women.

Two BBC reviews found the gender disparity had been due to societal factors.

The review in 2017 detailed a gender skew towards women-only households, a greater likelihood of women answering the door to TV Licensing Enquiry Officers and a higher chance of them engaging positively with an officer.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crrz18882ygo

I missed you guys

Not sure what you mean by this

We're party to the ECHR if that's what you mean. The ECHR protects human rights. Without it we could have some future British government who tramples on the rights of ordinary Brits.

You haven't given your thoughts on a strong Europe

The Cunt UFOs show up in the 1950s?
After the war?
Precisely?
That's not some grey alien mother fucker that's the Nazis nigga

What down time?
I was on here every day, bit quiet mind

I support power, influence and the ability to write policy being concentrated in relatively very few easily conpromisable hands. Why don't you?

Corrrr luv a good garden centre me.

Someone contacted me about a job at a garden centre asking about availability and I'm messaged them back with times I could do an interview. I never got a message back, plonker me, lads. No cushy garden centre jobs for me.

Missed you niggas.

unherd.com/2025/04/this-st-georges-day-felt-different/

why do we never talk about these sweet fucking articles detailing the turning of the tide and shit thats right up Anon Babbles alley, its all fucking namefags and discord cretins with one dumbass dumping some mainstream news shit noone cares about. i hate all of you you will fucking perish fucking retards FUCIK YOU

coming to the Josh thread to discuss politics

Also how does carbon dioxide disappear by dimming the sun exactly?
Sounds like a great way to fuck things up even more you fucking idiot.

That article was shite, full of long fuccking words noone knows and the website has requests for near enough 800 (EIGHT FUCKING HUNDRED) cookie settings.
Explain yourself.

Is brewgaloo renamed homebrew? Was funny to see lowe posting his vids.

white people can read and are fearless when faced with judeo-corporate spying

what the fuck language are you even speaking cretin? you are scum and i hate you

morning ginge

goy, let me track you reading a "far-right propaganda" article or you aren't white!

Your website article is targetted at anons with some political skills and experience who are also concurrently retarded.

I've never seen a clearer demonstration of a low-hanging fruit psyop to track anons, your mother, father and grandparents would be ashamed of you.

i dont give a fuck like i said. Fearless.

Oh, and you're filtered now that i've exposed you for other good lads to avoid your net.

800 (EIGHT FUCKING HUNDRED) cookie settings.

What the fuck

Keep your fetishes to yourself.

Hes referenced in the article. Was wondering if its the same guy used to do the brexit vids under the name homebrew.

christ alive go look it up yourself then you coward faggot unherd has great articles that should be talking about on brit/po/ not your latest tranny twitter space drama you CUNT

The carbon dioxide doesn't matter if we're reducing insolation
Btw we used to do solar dimming accidentally before they banned sulphurous fuels in cargo ships which used to induce clpud formation along their tracks. There was a marked increase in average temperature when this stopped, especially around the major global shipping lanes. Tptb panicked and hurriedly came out with this because, above al the noise for the plebs about reducing carbon emissions etc, they know the only real solution is solar dimming

tracking

You clearly don’t know what a psyop actually is.

well excuse me but when i see that little green thing next to ID i see red. faggit

just the few selected partners they work with
I hate jews so much it's unreal

A HOME
AND A CHILDREN
MEAN NOOTHING
TO YOU

A HOUSE
FILLED WITH LOVE
AND
A HUSBAND
SO TRUE

YOU'D RATHER
HAVE A DRINK
WITH
THE FIRST GUY YOU MEET

AND THE
ONLY HOME YOU KNOW
IS THE CLUB
DOWN THE STREET

Cookies and cookie banners are one of the worst things to happen to the internet.

i honestly never noticed because i use adblock like a human fucking being

every fucking website you visit you need to fill out a fucking tax return.

Been hitting refresh for a fkn week ffs

So do I but none seem to block cookie banners. I use ublock origin and pihole.
The ones where you reject cookies and get redirected back to the homepage is the most annoying. Some of them also don't go away.

i use ublock and never get any accept cookies pop ups from unherd

Did you change any of the settings? I didn't get a banner on unherd but get them on plenty other websites. Recipe websites are one of the fucking worst for some reason.

Sadcunt hours

Only if it will turn me into a real woman

Brain computer interfaces are already reality
I'd prefer not personally

I don't support that. I support the democratic accountability of power. That's what the EU has, in the form of the EU parliament.

cant remember its whatever dont be a bitch about cookies just delete your history if the gayvernment wants your location they will get it anyway

I really want india range banning lads, sharty did it why cant we?

if the gayvernment wants your location they will get it anyway

That's most likely out of my control anyway, it's just very fucking annoying.

singh?

wasn't that the fella who won the x factor?

The opposite of whatever your aJEW ID would say

if we're reducing insolation

what the fuck are you talking about you retard.

Typos and misspellings are good in 2025 laa it means it's less likely to be a bot and more likely an esl bame

who in their right mind would nonce a brown choyld?

How can you choose cold metal
Over the splendor of flesh?
We offer you another chance to join us
If you choose to lie down with the machine
We will rend you apart
And put you separate
From the mass

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what's a Sikhs favourite song?

sing - travis

This isn't an argument

i forgot to say i use archive.md/ to read them for free, should've mentioned that when i posted the link

Got a work email yesterday from a fella called Arsedeep and boy was I creasing.

Isn't that the end goal of a lot of SEA sex tourists?

right how come if global warming is such a big fucking issue that we have to start geoengineering and dimming the fucking sun then why are properties in cornwall and on the coast still expensive af, why hasn't florida sank, why am I sat here freezing my bollocks off when its nearly may and why if the environment is so important are they destroying the amazon for their gay climate summit? it was first mentioned in 1975 50 years ago yet were still here and haven't exploded into fire or sank

youtube.com/watch?v=TL6UrJjVy1Q

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Wanking Shit For Life by Passenger Of Shit more like amirite?

Brimful of asha on repeat

They use their power to conceive a mutagen
That will transform the meat of your dead comrades into hunter killer hybrids
POLICE GANG STALKING: THE INFRAGARD AND END HARASSMENT, GREENSBORO, NC

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I don't know what a SEA sex tourist is, you mean like one of those horny dolphins?

It's like Sussex but less gay

So did any namefags kill themselves from not getting attention for a week?

I've already achieved symbiosis with AI

why are properties in cornwall and on the coast still expensive af

Because Brits like sunny locations, but that doesn't mean global warming isn't happening

why hasn't florida sank

Rising sea levels take time

why am I sat here freezing my bollocks off when its nearly may

Because the UK is generally relatively cold, given that we're quite far north of the equator

why if the environment is so important are they destroying the amazon for their gay climate summit?

Ask the Brazilian government. I think a lot of people have criticised the Brazilian government for this.

it was first mentioned in 1975 50 years ago yet were still here and haven't exploded into fire or sank

Yes we're still here. But climate change is happening. The Earth is gradually warming due to more CO2 in the atmosphere, which increases the greenhouse effect.

Over time, hot parts of the Earth will become less habitable (more drought, more famine), and people from those areas will thus try to migrate to cooler areas, like Europe and Canada.

The fungus known as sporotrichosis that collects aluminum from chemtrails to turn your body into a receiver for ELF/RF weapons?
The one that uses remote neural monitoring to create an AI model to monitor you throughts and harass you with synthetic voice to skull?
blud
lime sulphur dip and potassium iodide
Simple as
youtu.be/Zl9FTlKK1e0?si=FIAkhCk7GzZp_vX8

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Yes we need more Low t oestrogenic posts like yours, emotionally reeing about people not wanting to talk about things that interest you specifically.

how come not importing one million niggers every year into western high carbon lifestyles isn't #onTheTable?

I see this place is as shite as ever.

JEW

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Mongs don't realise that climate change will force migration or at least make an excuse for it to happen and le based right wing Hitler government will not be a thing, at least before the migration has already occurred.

No I don't think so.
It was a good exercise though for what it's going to be like when your ISP bans you from accessing Anon Babble under the Online safety act though.
Josh might kill himself at that point, hopefully.

We were waiting for you to get here.

Would have been better if you just killed yourself you boring old cunt.

hurrrrr I'm Elmer and I'm a 52 year old jock twat who thinks I'm well funny and kind of a big thing on Anon Babble

The font in that infographic is too egregious

Unherd is a commie rag and Aris is an anti British fenian wop

No (yous) for nearly two whole weeks
wonder how some of us managed, if he even did (I hope not)

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go on the cia reading room, lad
some actyual Anon Babble tier shit on there rather than some youtube schizo

Those attempting to “migrate” should be shot out of hand, but you know this Occunonce

Which one am I - I'm an expat.

One of the reasons for immigration to the UK these days is so that the NHS can be staffed. Brits didn't want to take the training for those jobs it seems.

le based right wing Hitler government will not be a thing

True, it probably won't be

I don't think that will happen

You're whichever one you want to be

My point is just that European co-operation can be powerful. Europe together is much more powerful than any individual European country.

I reckon it's to clear out the hot areas of the planet of all the warlords, criminal scum and niggers so the mining operations, factories and agriculture can take place there whilst everyone north or south of the equator has to babysit and placate the wogs/gimmegrants with full luxuries at the expense of everyone else.

there's a reason nigger children are mining cobalt to build electric cars whilst everyone in europe will be banned from driving an ICE car. slavery is back in fashion.

This fucking spastic has a knock on the cheek and stays in hospital at 500 quid a day for months on end

We are doing the same. My hospital went 10% nigerian in a single year. The qualifications to work in an Irish hospital are very demanding and they pay is merely acceptable if you work nights and weekends on top of a regular work week.

Irish people don't apply for that kind of hard work.

Guess who has millions of people with questionable qualifications? Nigeria.

Europe together is much more powerful

I cant remember a time in the last 3000 years that Europe has been "together"

Our house (same family) is like a mini EU
Brit, Moldovan, French, Italian, Irish and Scottish

Leadbeater is going to solve this

The line that “locals don’t want to do that work” is a complete lie, at least in Britain, they purposely limit the number of training spaces, randomise where people are sent with no bearing on attainment and can’t show favouritism towards locally trained staff. They’ve created a negative incentive structure and used it as an excuse to fill the industry up with wogs who literally aren’t trained at all and cannot stop killing and raping patients

i think hospital provides a percieved secure and safe environment for him, as a paraschiz he doesn't feel safe without an authority figure around him all the time, sad really
he needs to learn how to deal with it and grow else he's just going to live in fear forever

Brits didn't want to take the training for those jobs it seems

Yeah they don't call it 'work' for no reason you cunt. I don't do my job for free.

how are mongs still shilling the ''le lazy britons'' meme

he needs to learn how to deal with it and grow

uh, I think he's grown enough, this is one case where I don't mind if L(d)eadbeater Aktion 4's the guy to his grave quicker, it should be reserved for people like him and the wogs; and realistically after they're all dead it should be abolished because no one goes to hospital to receive a treatment where the solution is death; whole thing is stupid. I'd love if the NHS disappeared, it'd be one magnet gone from attracting parasites looking for a free meal and especially remove a big incentive for foreigners to invite their entire family over for free treatments.

Need pakis and jeets to start committing serious war crimes that get spread all over social media so their diasporas properly start chimping out, this edging is killing me

Corr, britpol’s back
Almost went outside and talked to real people lads, close call that.

Its's all about greed.
Extracting the maximum profit by either producing goods in poor countries or if it's a service importing people who'll work for lower pay.

people are cunts
t.people talker

pigged up

Insolation is not a typo
It means the degree to which sunlight hits earth
You are probably a retard who thought I misspelt insulation lmao
Sorry the geoengineering will continue until morale improves :)

Gregg's Nationalism

aye, an exploitable system needs to be fixed and a greater public self reliance should be a core aspect of primary and secondary education, but the state is too worried about implimenting communism and its desire to raise children for their parents to actually care about self determination and mental stability
sad

“Immolate all the BAMES”
“And use the resulting smoke to dim the sun?”
“Dim the sun?”

finally got me codeine from the pharmacy

enjoy them stomach cramps and constipation laaaaaa

Deliveroo greggs on klarna for me dinner corrrrrr

Turbo is a grifting cunt who throws his users to the authorities whenever they ask. Only jewbook tier normals and boomers visited his stupid site. Buttchute has been a vpn only situation for a while now. I don't think two queer and his communist officers understand how the internet works.

How much do you/parents pay for broadband and speed?

He's a big lad

He's a big lad

a strong Europe

So long as it is actually led by people who care about Europeans -real Europeans- then I'd be in favour of it.

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Okay, well it should start right now, pic related

Based

The cunt is you

Brits could have taken nursing courses at uni but they didn't

better than me knee hurting

Did anyone celebrate St George's day?

watching snooker

Based Timmy

R*ddit told me he was a turk

Sure. It could be led by someone like Sadiq Khan, who I think cares more about Europeans than someone like Farage does.

Celebrate with a doner kebab

They were anti colonial mostly peaceful protests!

life is hard

then u die

4chud is BACK

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The Equalities and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) has released interim guidance on how organisations should interpret the UK Supreme Court's ruling that a woman is defined by biological sex in law.

The new guidance, external says that, in places like hospitals, shops and restaurants, "trans women (biological men) should not be permitted to use the women's facilities". It also states that trans people should not be left without any facilities to use.

The EHRC said it was releasing interim guidance because "many people have questions about the judgement and what it means for them".

"Suitable alternative provisions may be required."

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyw9qjeq8po

deleted all my big lads because i thought it wasn't coming back

But Josh died during the downtime. Still here but we lost our soul

Fashion niggers and gay pakis, we are so back

Brits could have taken nursing courses at uni but they didn't

bbc.co.uk/news/health-62594141
They cap the amount of applicants so even if you wanted to train, as a UK resident, you can't.
Can't find the numbers for 2025. Labour said they would lift the cap but looks like nothing has been done. This means the vast majority of recruitment comes from abroad.

on my small private pension

Sounds like a failing to plan issue

deleted all my big lads

You can borrow one of mine. I need it back by tomorrow though.

I've got one

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Corrr look at the structural integrity of that chair

It's the reality. Irish people don't want to study hard to work long hours for acceptable pay. They want to study for a tech job, reasonable hours and even better pay.

thought it wasn't coming back

Your lack of faith is concerning

I didnt. Should have done desu.

Is there any hope at all for ireland? It's bad enough here but ireland seems to be going full speed ahead for diversity

It's glorious to see common sense prevail

thanks lids x

Pension tax is a scam

tax on payout not payin

Cos taxes wont be double by then...

Well that was a bit silly wasn't it?

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No problem big lad

tfw I made most of the big lad pictures

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Some lads are bigger than others

state of that face

We require more big lads lad

Big at every size

telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/04/25/starmer-to-rent-homes-for-migrants/
so now starmer wants to move boat wogs into normal people's living spaces. this isn't going to go down well. Imagine a boatwog gets moved into a deano box with his 7 kinds and 3 wives and 18 cousins. yeah people are really going to go for this.

im a brainlet lad

This has been happening for years the telegraph are just digging up old news

asylum seekers in hotels

38k

Where's the rest of them?

Yep, played I vow to thee my country multiple times, whistled it whilst out in the garden, went to a frens for food and beer. Food was chilli, the beer was carlsberg, so not exactly related to the rest of the day.

being a nurse is a retard-level job and the 'study' to do so is a joke. anyone could do it.
unfortunately in the uk nurses are very uppity and demanded nursing be turned into a degree entry job for no reason other than vanity.

is macron wearing lifts. he is about 5,7 irl

You're a big lad

They can't afford to keep them in 4 star hotels though
If the dinghypeople had to live in tents in a field and eat porridge three times a day, the influx would drop instantly
There is some serious discontent at the moment, Reform are a single issue party and are going to do incredibly well in the local elections soon

anyone could do it.

Which is why more and more nurses are BAMEs. Even then, a good chunk of them cheat to get the job. Same with Doctors. rNHS is fucked, rotting from within.

Can't believe I missed seeing this post from you la'

Excellent
I slayed a dragon

They might do better than before but I don't think they'll get the numbers required to make meaningful changes. Plus they are pussyfooting around taking drastic measures.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!!!!

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yeah. i see no issue with setting up internment camps in the middle of nowhere for them - fenced off and secure, for their safety. all is missing is the political will, labour won't do anything about it as immigrants are their client voter base. farage has recently changed his tune on remigration too and reform members are making it known they hate mohammed usef. maybe things will work out in a bit. could boost job numbers by creating a repatriation guard to enforce removals - i know many people who would do this for free.

Henlo upsidedown fren

Welcome back reform lad

Might make some.

You're a big lad

I am a bit tbf

All pension is a scam now, thinking that in 50 years if you’re allowed to retire a 75% BAME country will allow you have some money

creating a repatriation guard to enforce removals - i know many people who would do this for free.

Stream it and paywall it. It would pay for itself. Same for the lads who are patrolling your borders for free, they could make some good money. I'd watch it.

It takes a while, upload gets stuck at 100% for a solid minute or more but it works.

Lad, you get 25% of your pension pot for free and the remainder is taxed at your marginal rate, for ex:

you earn £60,000

you contrib 5%, employer matches (free cash)

you're saving 40% tax on that £6k

retire

get another 25% tax free, and by this point you're likely a basic rate tax payer so pay 20% rather than 40%

if you got taxed on the way in your £6,000 would be worth £3,600 rather than £1500 (tax-free) + £3,600 (£4,500 * 0.8) = £5,100

t. IFA ama

A meeting of minds

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yeah, don't ever think you are getting a pension. it will be phased out in the next 30 years. also try to escape this bleak island if you can

It's a real shame that they will do well, they absolutely don't deserve to and Farage et al believe in literally everything that Labour/Tories do but is just slightly more grumpy about it (but not too grumpy or he'll call the police on you repeatedly!)

you're saving 40% tax

You don't get taxed on bennies m8

employer matches

kek

we can't make parents responsible for their children now, can we? it is the state who is responsible - and this is how they want ti to be

Why not fine the parents who repeatedly allow their children to access inappropriate sites?

Because parents can't stand the thought of taking responsibility. There was one BBC article the other week about some brownoids kid sitting on minecraft 10+ hours a day and the dad said if he tries to take the tablet away the kid throws a hissy fit. That was the end of that, he gave up. They're all screeching for the state to intervene when instead a clap round the ears would be much more effective.

Nope. Places like France and the UK at the least have a large population and geographical space to soften the blow and make it seem less drastic than it is. My experience is that it's mostly the big cities like London, Birmingham, Paris, etc that are fucked, smaller cities and towns are still acceptable. Ireland has neither the space nor the numbers to withstand the horde. We have 4 major urban centers and each of them is getting increasingly brown year on year. We simply cannot cope with the lightning speed replacement that's happening. The only positive is that the Irish seem slightly more pissed off and aware of what's happening compared to other Europeans. Mainstream media will never report it but there are constant protests. The other week a migrant centre in my small town was burned down, not a word of it in the news... but it's all too little too late

You can't pay bennies into your pension lad it doesn't count as relevant earnings

once saw a wog squeezing all the fruit in co-op, put me right off

feel like the entire country is on bennies these days

josh is the biggest pedophile kike ever

Part of the reason why local authorities are going bankrupt

yeah it is terrible what is happening to smaller european states. ireland, sweden, belgium, netherlands - all small and are quickly overwhelmed by numbers. it is a true crime against humanity what has happened in the last 30 years. it least there are still enough of us natives in the UK when push comes to shove to remove them.

You can't pay bennies into your pension

What is a personal pension?

I thought browns beat their kids? Just smack the cunt, a BAME isn't going to get in trouble for that. You see this whole discussion around free school meals and breakfast clubs, lower than animals

IN MY HEART THERE'S A CALL FOR THE ISLES FAR AWAY
WHERE THE WIND FROM THE HORN OFTEN WANDERS AT PLAY

Doesn't count as relevant earnings for receiving tax relief. If you pay into a SIPP out of benefits payments and receive tax relief you could be liable to a tax charge.

Exactly.

tablet

Get the little fucker a PC, ffs.

Mainstream media will never report it but there are constant protests. The other week a migrant centre in my small town was burned down, not a word of it in the news...

They don't want to spread the idea that pushback is an option. That's badthink.

Anon what are you talking about
It's just a savings vehicle, the money is legally yours. The state doesn't want to have to be liable for everyone in retirement

Are IFAs worth it? I got some cash i need advice on...

You're not understanding. Nobody works here. Those tax breaks you talk about are meaningless for benniemongs who get free money anyway. 100% tax free money straight into a S&S ISA.
Your employer contributions, irrelevant.

it a bit what will happen is that the police will be basically security for bames against the natives. that is why they are trying to get the police as woke as possible so they follow this ideology.

Depends how much and who you go with. If you have no idea what to do then yes, but basic personal finance isn't that complex. If you got a windfall you want to grow chuck it in an index fund and leave it for 40 years. Make sure it's in an ISA so you aren't paying tax on the growth, you can pay in up to £20,000 per year. If it's more than that, consider premium bonds where you can pay up to £50,000 and any "winnings" are tax-free. But max out your ISA first.

Same reason you don't hear about the blade runners anymore even though they're still at it

i mean the state pension. that is on the way out, or the retirement age will be raised to such a degree that you'll get it for a maximum of 3 years before dying.

not if they're retarded enough to suggest anything to do with pensions there won't be any by the time most of us can cash one out

leftover sausage casserole for lunch today

black pudding sausages and 3-chilli sausages in it

We are not reducing insolation you fucking mong

two tomato sosijes a piece of bacon and a hard boiled egg for brekkie brek lads

enjoy it lad

the bleaching of the oceans and acidification doesn't matter if we reduce sunlight

moron.

bro the mega aids doesn't matter if you just cool them down from the fever innit

I don't mind the odd hard boiled egg but a runny yolk with sausages & bacon is a must.

Am still winning n you’re still seething
Some things never change

see
SIPPs aren't going anywhere

I prefer hard boiled personally, or soft boiled eggy cup with toast soldiers.

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My isas maxxed. Is ns&i savings a good safe bet?

I'd enjoy it a lot more if I didn't have a cold. Can smell or taste properly at the moment.

What's the Whitest part of Ireland?

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ulster

Can't reheat it?

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Make the billionaire tech barons do it

Le gooberment won't rape tax pensions

k

It's government backed so it's pretty much the safest place you can put your money, safer than banks even. You might not win anything, but I think the average is like equiv to 3.5% interest rate and it's all tax-free (it's tax-free because NS&I exists to raise funds for the jubblyment. You're basically loaning the money to them, a lot like a bank but run by the govt). It's instant access too.
but then again if you can get like 4-5% in a cash account and don't mind paying a little bit of tax on earnings above £1000/£500 (brt/hrt) then that's guaranteed return at least

Why would they? They want people to make their own arrangements for retirement. Historically pensions have only had tax reductions (except for this current pending estate thing but no-one is taking that change seriously).
The state pension costs £120bn per year and any govt would rightfully want to cut that, and the only way of doing so is to encourage makign your own retirement provisions.
Maybe I'll eat my words one day but I just can't see a scenario where destroying personal/workplace pensions is a viable economic move for any government.

banado

Why would they?

because it's more money for communists like Reeves. why would they reduce the cash ISA? but they're going to. why would they reduce your CGT allowance? they have done. I don't trust putting money into a device the government can just decide to increase the taxes on or change the rules on part way through investing in. I'd rather have gold/cash/my own stocks and shares/crypto that they can't get their grubby communist mitts on. There's going to be a huge population explosion and guess who is going to pay for it? people with pensions and slavings.

teh government will keep squeezing. the intake of useless bames must be paid for because we are evil and caused them to be useless retards because colonialism. state pension will go first - and all pensioner will be on universal credit, then they'll tax saving excessively and then pensions

This us affecting us more than them. It's not about projecting children, it's about compliance, privacy measures being removed, and surveillance.

What do you lads think is the best part of our Great Yookay nation?

none of it. the celtic nations are run by moron commies with a chip on their shoulders, england is run by rich retards who don't know what they are doing.

it's about compliance, privacy measures being removed, and surveillance.

Absolutely. Parents screaming for the government to take away rights and invade privacy is perfect, they fucking love it.

I'm not gonna defend Rachel from accounts nor Herr Starmer but in the case of ISAs and CGT etc it's easy money making in the short term. They want to cut spending and increase revenue in a way that hits their voter base (ie stupid 18-30 year olds with no life experience). Cash ISA reduction disproportionately targets pensioners who can't stomach stock market volatility. No young person has OEICs/Unit Trusts/significant GIA assets so cutting CGT allowance makes sense (and there's nothing you can do about it anyway). Making personal/workpalce pensions a worse deal doesn't cut their costs, it increases them. It doesn't make sense.
With that said, holding gold/cash/stocks/crypto for the reasons you've mentioned is still a good idea, even if I disagree on the pension front.
God speed lad wagmi

doesn't hit their voter base*

Wasn't asking you.

i'm just gonna do my own thing until i reach about 65-70. if i don't have any money i'll turn to crime - don't get caught have money, get caught have a place to live and free food.

based

As long as you live in a White area so the prison isn't a zoo.

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maybe we'll be willyposting at 65 under JD Vance regime

this invest in things that make money, start a business or buy one, buy houses to rent out, and start hoarding gold and crypto kek

o7

Just pretend to have dementia if they arrest you

eeh sonny, i never seen a banana till i were 15

invest in things that make money, start a business or buy one, buy houses to rent out, and start hoarding gold and crypto kek

Imagine the big din dins you'll be able to have in retirement. Cor.

Could but didn't. (Could be arsed)

we need some hope. if trump can start something in the US that leads to a civil war that might be a possibility if whites reclaim what was theirs and become extremely xenophobic of none euros.

if trump is basically funding israel's campaign, then there is no chance of anything good happening for you, dumbass

i don't see how that's pertinent

you'll just have to wait an see then

government backed

safe

Ugh. I hate to read that in the same sentence, I take one look at Reeves and think I'm better off continuing to stack gold. Not even investments are safe now. Food and water seem like safe bets. I stack hardtack and homebrewed wine so if there's a chance of war I can perhaps eat din dins to victory.