God forces you to choose a wife. If you disobey you go to Hell

U mulatto?

2, 8 (second row, far right) or 9. But i cant decide because you cant see 2 or 8 that good!

If I was forced

Imagine sailing them all out to a deserted island and just abandoning them there for a month with basic camping gear, water and some multi-vitamins.

Then coming back a month later to see them all naturally transformed into normal humans.

The scenario was hell if I don't pick. I picked the best possible

oh fuck you janny cunts! what is that ID ffs

If I have to choose between that bunch and Hell, I take Hell.

Hell thanks.

All of them. I wouldn't fuck any of them I'd just put them to work in the field.

i’ll pick the best at cooking, won’t put my pipi in those smelly wholes anyway

more impressed with that boats weight capacity. Impressive.

The one with the green/yellow hat on the left, though she may be too thin.

Hey FAG, I agree. Second row number 2 is the best choice. I’d probably plap for free desu

Are you God? No? Then I'll not pick one.

What? My options? The fuck? I'm already married.

Fake Redhead front right with glasses.

7 and 8 are diamonds in the rough they're nice girls

I go with the negress on the left.
Not having kids with her, so who cares.

Good point I forgot obese women are infertile and anyway would give you retard kids.
In that case let me revise my choices
We're gonna go with
Front row 1,2
Second row 1,2,4,5,6,7,8
But then that's not a wife because a wife by definition is about having kids
So the question collapses

not even fat women want a 35 year old virgin, if my suffering ends in hell then at least I had years or practice

Not enough information. If her pussy is clean and doesn't smell and she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch I can put up with a lot of other issues.

They are fat. I'm bringing KFC and fucking them all at once. Whoever sucks the best dick gets to stay

I should reiterate. FRONT left. Not back left.

The fattest and I hope she dies soon

if you locked these landwhales up in a room and fed them only water, how many years would they live do you think?

Hell would be a picnic in the park in comparison.

You must choose fat chick

Why you do this?
Why not have big boobie cuties instead?
I dont understand why people enjoy self torture games like this and Im not playing
I want positivity

I'll consider the two standing in the middle (black bikini and white t-shirt) or any of the far right (though the fake redhead looks like a cunt)

Whites only

prefer no tats

I can turn them into gym bunnies.

why not let Kek decide?

rollin'

The one with biggest tits. Always choose the one with the biggest tits.

not in this century

Pick 1

The cushion they are sitting on.

let's see what it do

Rolling

Thinking 6 is the only one with a decent face. Just handcuff her to a treadmill for 6 months and should be fine.

one of the negresses because they're statistically likely to die young

Top back right. She's the most mentally sane.

Whichever one is whitest. Since this is also a proclamation from the Lord, then she also has to do absolutely everything I say ala obey your husband. So I will be exercising and dieting the fuck out of her until she is fit and then get her surgery to remove her fat flaps. After that, I will finally allow her to be graced by my penis and bear me children.
GG 2EZ

Middle one. If she lost all her weight she would be hot.

opinions

Dear Black men.

I’m talking here as a man. From a male perspective.

Yes, your pull with women has something to do with it.

But it is your Superiority complex that rubs some people, me included the wrong way.
I guess you can get a way with stuff due to your physicality.

It’s not just black men, it’s a certain section of the black community.
It’s something I have experienced since I got to the states. How much leeway you all get to be literal assholes… due to your physicality or because of the race card that gets thrown around.

Having said that. You have gone through some shit and continue to go through some shit.

As for the Israeli Jews, yelling death to Arabs and shit talking.

Well, it pisses me off that I have to choose between these two parties.

Almost 70% of Latinos in the United States are catholic. And I can certainly see the Jews projecting their Arab hatred onto us. Be it our looks or by the fact that we are half native and seen as the other in America, analogs to Israel and Palestine.

Again.

I’m more pissed off that I have to chose between these two parties more than anything.

And seen as the “other” in America.
Analogous to the Israel/Palestine experience.

The Zionist must be put off that I don’t relate to their music and culture.

I had never really been exposed to it.

The one in the back in white.

They've completely done yer, they have.

Lmao, I’m human and man.
The black guy and white girl mushing it up rubbed me the wrong way.

It’s just the competitive nature of men.

yep, go on a camping "vacation", get her on meth and tell her she can't go home until she's hiked the weight off

God doesn’t force. I can tell you who does tell you that you have only certain choosing from a limited pool selection tho, but you already know it.

Stealth plapjak thread again

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