UMAMI

If you use the word UMAMI, YOU ARE GAY
Change my mind

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This is a fuckin myth, different parts of your tongue dont have different taste buds

Never really understood what Umami even means.

If you're french you are a faggot. That surrenders your asshole to niggers and muslims.
Change my mind.

Because you are a dumb jew. The only thing you people understand are lie, steal, and muh shekel.kwrxp

umami

used to describe onions sauce

it's literally just salty and sweet midwits are a plague

No, because you're correct.

wow dude relax

Savory. Like uncured meat or mushrooms.

it's just a word millennials use to feel smart when eating chink food

isn't that like salt? I mean if no one even mentioned it until like 20 years ago then its probably just made up?

Savoury

I think it describes worschester sauce more

tasty:
tasty, japan:

If you're using tongue bud map, you're both gay and retard. you can check for yourself putting some sugar or salt on the different pieces of your tongue.

You ever cook a streak on the grill with out seasoning? Or eat raw mushrooms.

streak on the grill with out seasoning

yes. It tastes like meat on the grill...

Probably what a rabbi tastes after sucking a boy's dick

it tastes more like broth or goldene jojch or matzo ball soup but without matzo balls or whatever you prefer to call it

Fuck off and go jew up some other place, like twitter or kikebook.

We really need to stop funding you guys.

This
That's what "umami" fags want you to think. Everyone who was alive in the 20th century knows the major flavors are salty, spicy, sweet, sour, savory, and bitter.

btw had this today. You put some kebab meat in pita bread and throw it on the BBQ. Tasty.

hungrypaprikas.com/spicy-arayes/

I think you should take it easy.

fuck off kike

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complaining about the superior flavor of umami

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Actually yea, it is a made up Chinese word to describe the flavor of MSG honestly

Lmao. You are literally a cheese eating surrender monkey.

the major flavors are salty, spicy, sweet, sour, savory, and bitter.

Checked, but does savoury belong on that list?
Otherwise, it's the 5 flavours of Chang cooking.

Isn't it Nip?

This made me laugh.

tasting "zones" are fake

I've been told it's all the others flavors combined but not. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. It's the whole reason Bourdain killed himself. He used the term but couldn't tell anyone what it meant. Drove him mad.

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you coward don't even smoke crack

Chug a spoonful of msg in your mouth and you will know what it means.

Just use “savoury”. No need to include umami in your vocabulary. Food is gay.

What?
It's in the fucking picture, retard. Tomatoes. Fish. It's salty but it's also sweet and sour.

Tomatoes

sums up your shitty one dimensional cuisine. You have to shove that shit in every meal. Why?

savory

It's called savory, faggot. Stop trying to give it a non-English name.

No.

Savory. Tastes like unseasoned meat. You can experience this taste directly by trying MSG. You already eat it on a regular basis without even knowing it. It's the most commonly used flavor enhancer, if not listed as MSG, then as smoke, stock, flavoring, yeast extract, glutamate, or whatever the fuck they want to call it... It's a white crystalline salt like substance that's slightly salty and has a beef or meat like aftertaste. That's umami.

Hate this jew.
Not true. Shut up about things you know nothing about.

Italian cuisine is 200 types of pasta with tomato on it. Shit gets old after 3 day.

I think you shouldn't be here. On earth i mean.

bro bro you need to calm down.

Isnt Umami a Japanese/Weeaboo thing?
I think its a japanese word not an english one

Again, you don't know what you're talking about, stop embarrassing yourself.

Says the guy whose language is composed of Latin, French and German words.

It's like just carbs with shit load of cheese and tomato on it. The cold cuts all taste the same and fish is fucking fish.

I just pretend that the fifth taste is called Punani and correct everyone who calls it umami.

Theres a pretty clear historical reason for that.
Same way how spanish and italian are such similar languages

Saying Umami in an english sentence is kinda like saying
"Thats so kawaii" instead of "Thats so cute"

Umami うま味 means savoury in english.

Or well more literally it would translate to pleasant taste but they always use it to describe savoury flavours so thats what it means
No reason to not just say savory unless you're being pretensious or unless you're speaking japanese

Was savoury recognized as an actual base flavour in the West?
I don't think savourty encompasses umami, it recognizes only partial aspects.

That is something im not aware of, but id estimate no.
Either way the word refers to a concept that we already have a word for.
Its not the same as a language needing a loanword because it wasnt conceptualised before

You lack self-awareness.
Read you post again with a logical mindset.

based

Umami is a mouthfeel. You use MSG when you don't want taste. Fuck that shit.