IT WONT BE SARAH
IT WILL BE THIS GUY.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykola_Bychok
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykola_Bychok
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykola_Bychok
Native born ukrainian
Full cardinal, appointed by the Pope last year (no priestly feuds, no enemies)
Voting in the conclave and is eligible for election
45 years old (would make church attendance skyrocket)
Wants to annex the Orthodoxes
Rumored to be Zelensky's brother
Cardinals are in an ideological deadlock, trades, libs and moderates are split so the meme candidates the media is "predicting" will win don't have a chance
You are stupid if you're not betting your life savings on this guy becoming pope, I didn't even mention the pressure of NATO countries on their cardinals to encourage such an outcome. He will turn the war into a crusade. 1.5 billion Catholic army.
SLAVA UKRAINE
HEIL POPE ZELENSKY