Help me out Anon Babble

Continue study. But at least get everything but the $ you need into, at least, a 3.7% APR high yield savings account. Its alot of $ so make sure you trust the institution wont collapse or its FDIC insured. I took 13% of mine and put it into high risk for higher returns. Mostly KO stock, but SP500, gold, NVDA and Japanese banks too. its more like 20% now because Ive been pushing more over and not sticking to my rule of 13%, so its more like 20%..I think I need 20K for direct access. Everything else goes into something that yields a return to outcompete cost of living and inflationary pressures T. same. stuff. I trust fund babby.

Can non us citizen buy us stocks? How does the taxes work

TSLA options straddle. Nobody knows if they're in the middle of a Trump & Dump and it's gonna crash, but I'm willing to guess that Elon is going to funnel a whole shitload of taxpayer dollars to Tesla to artificially prop it up so he can be like "see I am good business guy!"

in either case it's a sure bet that TSLA is going to be volatile as fuck.

Marine biology is useless. Pick a real degree and don't drop out

Buy two properties, live in one, rent one out
EZ win

Platinum | 1/10oz coin > 1oz coin > 1kg bar
Silver | 1oz coin > 1kg bar > 5kg bar
Gold | 1/4oz coin > 1oz bar > 1kg bar
Don't have to get much, but just enough. It's better to have some on hand just in case than none at all.

BTC
AVAX
LINK
XRP
XLM

Mutual investment funds and/or municipal bonds. But it appears Trump is causing movement into treasuries.

Or the blue chip stocks, that's a common go to.

And land, guns, etc.

Buffet has a 70/30 rule. I think hes 50/50 right now. So inverse buffett 70/30 right now sounds safer to me. 70% to something safe, like 3 month T-bills or high yield savings accounts. 30% to YOLO your grandmas life savings on INTEL (thats a trust fund baby joke. Try to understand it to fully unlock your inner trust fund babby)

Finish school so you always have the back up. That's not enough money to last you forever. Save most if not all of it. Buy a home. Enjoy your life.

Why do they pull the strings up so high on the waistline? I do not understand this. Please explain the functionality of this as if I were an image learning language model A.I. being funneled into a short term mid sequence tethered quantum computer, or a small child.
Every possible avenue of approach searching data banks for this information directs towards the ability to keep the clothing part from falling down, but does not the increase in angle of the strings hinder this? Would not a lower strong level adhere more towards this standard of control?

please stfu. everyone knows youre not trust fund babby. Stop larping. fucking brokies.

Of course you can. You can use brokers like Vanguard or Fidelity, or a lot of smaller ones. Taxes depend on the country you're from, they have different financial laws for stocks. Usually you have to pay a certain % when you sell.

Invest 100k in dividend paying stocks and stay at home chvdposting

Stay in school.
I don’t have any investment tips. I always manage to buy high and sell low. Just understand that you wont turn that money into a fortune over night. But you have the chance to turn it into lods of emone in a few years.
You should not waste this opportunity you have been given. Don’t take advice from Anon Babble

350k is a good start You should put it in an ETF to track the market. Don't get fancy trying to pick individual stocks. Forget 10%, just put it in an ETF. Now is probably a good time to put a big chunk in. The market often retracts, dont be a pussy. It will recover by 5,10,15,20,30 year horizon.

When you are ready use some of the money to get a house. Don't buy one outright but a chunky deposit.

Stay in college/uni and focus on a career with high earning potential. Not everyone in the first world has the option to get into proper jobs. Mass immigration is to flood the lower end of the job market so first worlders must position themselves to take the big jobs. Go use chatgpt to figure this out.

The more you earn, the more chance you will have a stay at home wife. Dont fuck up picking your wife either, if her friends are retarded either dump her or isolate her.

I've been looking into overpaying on the house vs investments and I believe overpaying first and then taking the money for mortgage + overpayment and investing each month without fail. You'll be slightly behind but you want to secure the household first.

Good luck brother.

Why S&P 500? Not coca cola or high dividend stocks

any good investment with 10% return yearly?

Come to bulgaria and buy slaves to work the ground while you sit on your porch and drink whiskey

continue study ,invest in something low risk, put a bit in high risk. 350.000 € is not that much if you have to buy a home.

Drop out of college and start investing.

In Norway they have all kinds of things like taxes on unrealised gains right? It might not be worth doing in Norway itself.

You also have an issue where you're essentially an inexperienced investor who has a lot of money you didn't earn. 90% of retail traders will lose 90% of their money within 90 of days of getting their brokerage account. Some people do that with their spare money or savings, others blow through an inheritance. There is a large network of people "influencers" and fake gurus that will teach you absolutely dumb shit that is just going to get you into bad habits and burn through that money. Nonsense like "day trading" or someone with a trading bot to sell you. Don't be that guy.

Do you know any people who are quite wealthy? Like any of your dad's friends own multiple properties or shares in a business? You could ask them for advice.

If I were you, I'd look into more tax friendly places, it doesn't have to be too far, like Malta is one. You set up a limited company in this location. You can then do things like having a business bank account and brokerage account.

You could also buy yourself something like a two bedroom apartment in a place like Malta (or other city). You could rent the other room and live in the other. Or if you want to move, then rent both. Then you'd have something like about ~100k left over to play with and some money coming in each month that you can just put into low risk investments through the company like government bonds until you decide to buy things like stocks with the cashflow from the bonds+rent. I'd recommend your first couple of stocks all be incredibly boring and safe dividend stocks (so you can then re-invest those). Don't try to be clever with timing the market or making these huge trades. Buy and hold for years.

With a setup like this it's hard to fuck it up. You can always sell the property and wind down the company years later if worst comes to worst.

You could give me 10k nigga I need the money

tldr sob story i am disabled and in the uk and the government make me work despite being a cripple lmao
also my gas bills are expensive

Stocks are just off of cycle highs in terms of gold. Buy gold and hold until each ounce of gold buys the DOW. Only then should you go into stocks.
Gold and silver miners are a good play rn though. You shouldn't go all in on them, as there is political risk.
Also, DO NOT BUY ETFS. Buy physical. You will be able to buy about 100 oz, which is compact enough to hide easily.

do invest the money
do not drop out
do get a regular job
In 15-20 years your investment will let you retire before you turn 40
350k is not a lot of money and I'm sure Denmark will tax the fuck out of it regardless
Find a Danish financial advisor

buy gold you freeloading faggot
don't get into stocks during Trump's presidency, he's too unstable, and the markets reflect that.
After Trump is gone, you can pivot back to safe market trackers like SP500

Why do they pull the strings up so high on the waistline?

Because it's hot.

Gold is ATH..youre projecting FUD. which means do the opposite of how you feel. Youre the guy that buys the top of shit scam coins right now because their big returns and fly high free spirits make you feel safe. Buy when theres blood everywhere, dingus.

You should do at least 20% bitcoin.

Don't listen to these fuckers that tell you to buy physical precious metals and crypto. You're young. Invest in something safe for now. 350k isn't even that much anymore. You're not rich.

Real estate and stocks are currently significantly overvalued. The good news is that there's probably going to be a recession next year. Wait 18 months and then put it in an SP500 index fund

2 chicks at the same time

That’s not retirement money you retard. Just enough to leave you penniless at around 40 now with no education or work history.
If you on the other hand save that shit in long term ETFs and work you can retire at 40 with a house. Don’t be a short term moron it’s the perennial loser story.

€359 k in Norway will maybe get you one property with a worthy rent price

its not that much money

Ok neat now show me your net worths..Its not that much money for the fucking bay area. Where you make 300k a year and owe, guess what? 295k to your fucking LAND LORDS!! dont tell me about money when you have none..fuck brokies..fuck poors...

put everything on safe cryptos like ONDO with a 3x leverage. It is that simple.

I seriously cant tell if youre being sarcasm or just a street shitting Indian man any more.

Du burde ha arven konfiskert av staten

It's three years income if you're lower middle class, it's nice but it's not rich by any means.

If you want to maybe have a million dollars in twenty years, listen to all this safe advice. If you want to have 20-30 million within two years, put half of it in Solana meme coins like Gigachad or something.

this
not this

Also, dropping out is stupid af. Get you degree, you get lots of xp from it, even if it's not what you want to do afterwards. Put the money on some low maintenance instuments and diversify. Also read actual books on investment, and don't blow your money like a faggot nigger.

Look at the global money index. As long as they're printing, SP will go up. We had a 21% drawdown already.

making €10k per month is lower middle class

are you fucking serious?

Drop out of college and start investing

That would be stupid.

Keep studying, invest part of that in steady stocks what have future, dont let money start to burn your fingers.

If you do what you suggest you will lose all under five years.

didnt ask. Last person you ask for financial advise is some brokie or poor. You have less than 5k liquid and add your mortgage and car notes to your net worths.

Retiring at 40 with 350 thousand Euros wouldn't be a good idea, unless you're very frugal. When you've bought a house, you're not going to have much left to invest. Although you will have no mortgage, so your only outgoings will be food, bills, and whatever else you want to spend your disposable on.

Start a taco cart in mumbai

ONDO is a goldman sachs coin, it's not risky at all by crypto standards.

Because it would be foolish to put your money in a single stock. The SP balances out all the possible damage/drawdowns, it's the safest bet, you don't wanna risk your networth. Tesla went down 50% for example. Give an example of high divident stock.

you need at least 4 millions dollars to make a live investing only in bonds, assuming a 4 member family, average rate right now is 5% on investment grade bonds (a few years ago was 3%). $350k is not enough, don't drop college. I wish you the best.

I live in a small town. I bought an OK middle class house 10 years ago for 250k. If I bought the same house today, it would be AT LEAST 350k.

€350k in inheritance

Use that as a down payment

€350k

Norgway

where should I invest?

take a coin, write ISRAEL on one side and UKRAINE on the other, then toss it,
you know what to do, brother

save it and shitpost

My friend drives an 18 wheeler and makes 70k a year. He's not rich at all. Maybe it's a lot of money in Spain, but not in the USA. This guy is going to be paying a shitload of taxes in Norway and I bet it's not cheap to live there either. Everyday living is ridiculously expensive now.

so youre a brokie and a wagie? neat. I bought a middle class house for 60k. I own my own cars, no notes. If I need a roof I put it on. If I need new shocks I put them on like right now. I dont pay 200k a year to my bay area land lords and dont have a credit card I maxx'd out like the faux rich brokies and poors that give you free life advice, here.

The consumer is tapped out with high rent and food prices. Government jobs are being cut and shutting off the flow of illegal niggers reduces spending. Tariffs are fucking up global trade. All of it points to a debt crunch

Neat. when youre tapped out you sell your sail boat to me for 8k then I live on your boat. I fail to see the problem here?

A gold card is 5m plus some other bullshit.

If it were me, i'd use it on a land development.
You need to make sure your fesiability is rock solid tho.
Secure the land with an Option agreement.
Get your plans approved
BOOM instant equity.
You can then either sell it on to a big developer at that point (no risk)
I do pre sales, and get construction finance and develop it yourself. This has higher risk, tho can be mitigated with high percentage of presales.

Where do you even live? The shittiest lowest priced houses in a Mississippi niggertown are at least 50k.

youre not rich!!

you need 50 million to retire!!

you will lose all your money!!

have you considered getting jew'd harder like me?

Bro, I bought in the 2008 housing crisis dip like a boss, before I trust fund babbied. Im not going to lie, as a white man I am forced to do gang shit and chase Tren de aragua down the street and shoot at them. But the cops always back me up we send helicopters out and chase them around. I blame Obama.

You have less than 5k liquid and add your mortgage and car notes to your net worths.

What, me? I'd probably only take mortgage when i intend to rent the place out.

350k

fortune

lmao, I made more flipping shitcoins in an afternoon and 350k is nowhere close to retirement money.

I'd probably only take mortgage when i intend

man..I fucking called that one didnt I? like how tf do you know how to have assets or trust fund babby if you do neither?? is kind of my point here. I find its always poor people bullshit advice like:

youre not rich..

should have invested in bitcoin at $5..thats what I would have done...

dude that's nearly 20 years ago. the guy doesn't have a time machine.

convert to PLN, that's 1,5kk PLN, invest in SNP500, that's 10,4% of 1,5kk per year , that's 126k PLN/year after income tax, or 10500 per month, with this kind of money you can slay pussy have some kids and do absolutely fucking nothing while living mediocre life here. Plus you don't have to deal with filthy sandniggers and it's slightly warmer. You can probably also move to some bigger shithole like Philipines or Thailand, but I don't think you can eventually buy land there in your name (i.e. you will need some proxy whore). Turkey is also a good option.

you sound like you're larping

350k

investing

:3

Ourchan is better

with 350k you could live comfortably in a western country for about 3 years, and that's if you already own a house, have no kids, and don't buy a car.
t. got a 500k settlement and thought I was set for life

Listen
Finish your degree.
That money is best used as a safety net. You chose your major for a reason, you must enjoy it. Now you can graduate, look for a job at your own pace, stress free. You can look for internships or other opportunities that broke fuckers couldn't consider. Your ability to do that is worth more than a 4.0
This is what the rich kids do. Just do whatever. Follow their 'career' where it does, when it does. Take opportunities that pay shit, but are good experience because who cares about money? They don't need money. They want to follow their dreams.
So do that. Life without work, purpose, and advancement is death. If you stop, and invest, and make even more money, you'll die inside because you never did anything worthwhile in your life. Never had a career, never advanced, never reached the edges, never managed a team of professionals.
Just let the money be a safety net.

he spends almost 10k a month without kids, a mortgage, and kids

Shameful consoomer.

finish your bachelor's degree, then buy real estate and become a landlord.
use the profits to support norwegian nationalism.

that's lifechanging money, but not retire at 20 money. Don't go full retard, finish your school.

10% return yearly

not gonna happen with any conventional investment vehicle, too much risk to be called good. Lock half in goverment bonds, third in stock market (preferably index fund to minimize pain of going after bad stocks), tenth in some physical gold just in case.
Or just buy a house/apartment, you'll save a lot of money on rent.

Maybe you should have tried right sizing your life? I just saw a guy hot dogging it in a sports car I said youre not exceptional. You look basic AF. maybe HR will fuck you. Ask them.

Drop out of college and start investing.

For this, you need at least one zero at the end of the number. Buy some decent property to rent it out. Live as frugally as before, this additional income will make your life slightly easier

I think this is why it works for me. I own my house own my car and learned to be poor before. Like do my own roofing, do my own mechanic work etc and am good looking enough to not waste money on chasing pussy.

I invest almost all of my income so after a year of working I have about 90k between my 401k, IRA, company stock, and brokerage account. That being said no, 350k isn't a fortune

Maybe not in Spain but in America, yes. If you're working outside of a restaurant, warehouse, or on an assembly line you should be earning six figures. $50 an hour isn't that much for an educated professional and earning 10k a month would put a mortgage on a good house at about 2500-3000 a month so about a third of your income. Middle class should be able to comfortably afford their home and one or if married two cars that aren't over a decade old.

t. got a 500k settlement and thought I was set for life

At first I said oh noes. I will end up similar to this fucking faggot. But I keep looking and I keep treading water.

I have about 90k between my 401k, IRA

Ahahaha point and laff at this fucking faggot. This nigga about to get his 90K from his IRA when he turns 65...tell me about finances..I hope you die and you leave it to someone better suited to handle your finances.

Why the fuck should I care man? I don’t give two shits about you

Mentions four modes of investment of which two can be withdrawn from essentially freely

Haha you're investing some of that into accounts which you can't access until later

Early retirement money is brokerage account, company stock I immediately sell when I can because it's bought and sold at favourable rates (bought at quarterly low and sold at quarterly high), 401k is free money with the match and IRA allows growth without getting taxed to hell also it predates the 401k.

Either turn it into gold or spend it.
Perhaps buy a property with it if you will spend it.
Don't buy anything from jewsa's stock market, you will lose your money.
Property or gold are the safest bets long term though you may as well spend some of it in things you like or want to try. Perhaps try a small business if you want to risk it and that's going to be a safer bet than the stock market. At least then you will be actually making money if the business works.

This. I am just here to shit on pajeets.

My great grandpa lived to be 400, my grandpa lived to be 100, my mom lived to be 60. Id really hate you to put 90k into a IRA and die at 40. But I mistook you for a faggot:

didnt ask. Last person you ask for financial advise is some brokie or poor. You have less than 5k liquid and add your mortgage and car notes to your net worths.

Being American is bad for your health

€350k is not a life changing amount. Its a very nice start but not enough to significantly transform your life. Its not even enough to buy an apartment in most big cities.

Go to a professional financial planner. Do not listen to any of these retards. That is a nice chunk of change, don’t piss it away.

Gold is not ATH, fiat is at all time lows. Stocks in terms of gold are only just off the high.

This. Pol are schizo low iq retards with 0 experience with money

marrying a girl, starting a new life, building a family

How do you plan to do that? On tinder?
I suppose most people have bad skills with women. How do you even acquire women if you're on pol ? Women just don't fuck everyone. You need skills to even get basic attention from an ugly women.

After a long court battle, I just won €350k in inheritance

Land and new house should be your first priorities.

Hard assets never lose value. They actually retain value over time.

Stay away from crypto and stock.

Dominion Energy

ticker symbol : D

Finish your BS. Learn to network while you're in uni. People skills are paramount for wealth acquisition.

First while you figure it out, open up a fidelity cash management account
Second, put your money in there ASAP. SPAXX position is good, you can choose the other if you like as well.
Now your money is working for you. NOW you can figure out where the hell you're going to invest it, and while you figure it out, during that time you're making 3.96% (current SPAXX iirc). There are weekly dividends.
Max out your yearly Roth IRA. Right now that's 7k a year.
After that, now you can go talk to a financial advisor. Fidelity has free consultation I believe, and the phone reps are always Americans (or maybe Canadians at least) with their accent. Even at 3 am.
Good luck.
Just realized you're a euro so I'm not sure how much of what I said applies to you. Definitely not a 7k a year limit to an IRA.
Ok. In that case you need a HYSA before you invest. Make sure it has no fees when you open for monthly maintenance or closing your account if you need to, or whatever else - shop around!
Or just go to a financial advisor yesterday. Seriously.

Horrible returns, wtf

I never really liked the french cut either. women think it makes their legs look longer so they wear it.

350k isn't near enough to quit work, at least in the US. Don't drop out of college. Some credit unions offer complimentary wealth manager. I recommend finding one that does that, and putting it all into a diversified portfolio managed by the wealth manager. Just live your life as if you didn't have it, except for cases where you can pull from it to avoid debt (if and only if the debt has a higher interest rate than the rate of return on your portfolio). Keep doing that until the rate of return is higher than your family expenses, at which point you could quit your job.

Invest some of that in BTC.
Do not buy now, it's going to be cheaper around late August, final dip before hitting 150k.
Create an online business, but do not register in your cuckland. You can create a company in Bulgaria for just 500-700 euros in Bulgaria and pay just 10% in taxes. Your other alternative is Cyprus, which is at 12.5%, which also isn't cold as tits like Bulgaria.
Although since you're used to living in a frozen wasteland, I guess you could check some place like Bansko, Bulgaria. Modern apartments for 30-50k on a sky resort, good internet, you can run an online business from there while fucking tourist bitches during winter and skiing.

Invest some of that in BTC.

lol

BTC is crashing in the summer back to 45k.
Check graph for the past 4 months. Trump election hype is over...

firstly, are you vaxed or not?
since ur at uni, i get the feeling you had the clot shot. clotties dont deserve my information divulging

Not really enough to live off of, but if you invest smart you could retire comfortably in ~10 years.
50-100k in bitcoin, or just 1 bitcoin.
150k in safe boring blue chip and dividend stocks/ETF/index and reinvest the dividends.
100k in some "high" yield savings account.

BTC is crashing in the summer back to 45k.

55-60k bottom. Then reversal in September, 140-150k new ATH, then another crash early 2026 and see you next halving.
Which is why I sold 110k. Don't marry your bags, future cannon fodder.
Also my BTC buys were all around 18-20k while you were crying that it's over.

Instead of asking for advices here, witch most of them are retarded. You should invest in economic and investment courses since you have enough IQ to learn this kind of stuff.

You can begin with the Brown's portfolio to understand the basics, then read and understand the book of Charles Gaves : The General Theory of Portfolio Construction. Charles Gaves is a redpilled portfollio manager who manage several billions of capital. He is a "stay rich" kind of manager, not a "get rich".

I recommend a 50/50 split. First part being S&P500, but make sure it's a PHYSICAL, UCITS copy for max safety from both crises and mismanagement. The other part should be bonds, I personally prefer short-term-loan bank bonds, because they raise stabilly 8% per annum without change despite all the criseses and falls, but any bonds will probably do, although I personally think other types of bonds have less balanced risk:gain profile.

There has never been a better time to invest in American stocks. April 7 was the bottom. Put in S&P 500 and Dow Jones indexes. Dow will be going up more than Nasdaq, which has more retail investors. The Dow surge will be institutional money fleeing Europe looking for a safe haven, NATO conflict with Russia will get hot. European government bonds will default.

Buy a House, Anders.
Least likely thing you'll regret doing with that money rather than risking it on Anon Babble shit.

Brown's portfolio

Harry Browne's Permanent Portfolio

im majoring marine biology btw

rofl, drop out and start working and get some real experience. You will get NOTHING from that education. Hahahaha that you even started it! ARE YOU RETARDED?

asking a bunch of fags on an Indonesian basket weaving website financial advice

not trusting yourself

ngmi

Idk faggot? What do YOU wanna do?

Your first mistake was telling anyone outside of the court case.
I'll see you back here in six months when you've lost it all.

You should invest in economic and investment courses since you have enough IQ to learn this kind of stuff.

Or just buy a book and learn basic shit online for free.

buy btc, stay in school, get a job, live below your means, invest in index funds if you must or keep the portfolio small and tight max 5 stocks. dont trade buy and hold. gold coins are exempt capital gains tax and doesnt trigger wealth tax below 150k €, housing market in norway is fucked and everyone is over leveraged.

Literally the perfect body,, I would ejaculate deeply within her whilst gripping her fertile hops

You don't buy "any books" or read "basic shit" online you stupid swede. The hardest part is to find real informations. Most of economic papers and research are doctrinal, it's the same as politics, some say white while other says black, for exemple Keynes VS Schumpeter.

Buy property.

And buy gold too. Forgot to mention

Drop out of college and start investing.

Invest but don't drop out. 350k isn't much in the grand scheme. If you want good return, wait a few more months until the market bottoms and buy a low cost fund that tracks the S&P.

btw, fyi, there is going to be a financial crisis, i just dont know when the bubble is going to pop, the central banks invested too much in AI and land during covid, and now they're doubly exposed to risk.

Finish your degree. It'll be much easier to find work or settle abroad with an undergraduate or a graduate degree, even a worthless one. I am also planning on leaving this Islamo-communist shithole, so Godspeed, fren.

Marine bio is almost impossible to make a living in, a buddy of mine got fucked over by majoring in that. Go into something profitable like accounting.

Buy yourself a duplex. Live in the first unit, rent the second.

Get yourself a little gold (recommend 4 quarter oz coins) and 100 oz physical silver.

Buy 1 Bitcoin through Kraken if it dips to 50-60k, otherwise don't bother.

Put the leftover money, if any, in safe dividend stocks like PBR.

DO NOT FUCK WITH MEMECOIN CRYPTO.

test

/thread

Assuming you aren’t trolling, I would invest roughly 300k in an ASK (ISK in Sweden) and put everything in dividend stocks.

Why? Because you can’t game the market. The odds you’ll find next x250 like Nvidia/Tesla is null. Better invest in old boring stocks that continuously churn out dividends. Re-invest the dividends in the same stock or other and but a portfolio of between 20-40 stocks. Stocks like Aker BP, Telenor, Swedish Banks, Bunkers 2020 etc. The point is how the market performs is secondary, just keep reinvesting the dividend. With an average of 5% dividend yield, your portfolio only have to grow organically to double in value every 10 years. If you have an average of 10% then 7 years. My portfolio has had an average of 14% since 2014. You can google “trissportfölj” for more info.

If you want to gamble you could 10-25k in meme stocks but that’s about that.

Then invest 30k in crypto. Bitcoin, Etherum, meme coins

Then 20k in physical gold.

There you go. A solid portfolio that you never have to micromanage and the strategy is to hodl for life.

Professionals make worse predictions than snp500, no point bothering with them lol.
Invest in snp500 for good output, or world stocks (which are 80% snp500 anyway) if you want to be more safe. It literally won't crash unless asteroid hits earth and in this case you're gonna have bigger problem

I don't know too much about the stock market, but I would wait like two months or so until Trump restarts his Tariff retardations, people will likely panic sell again and ballsy people can make a decent cut if they jump in at the right time, no?

Have some self-respect, bro. Sorry about the cripple situation.

Why the hell would a Norwegian guy hire a Danish financial advisor? Btw, everyone in Scandinavia seems to hate Danes.

put everything in dividend stocks.

The guy is in college, he's far too young to get into dividends. He should focus on growth.

Go to a professional financial planner.

Do not listen to any of these retards.

lolwut

just put it in a basic account and collect interest on it. don't touch it otherwise

I didn't read every post itt, but this has to be the dumbest take so far.

Stay in school, Finish it then just roll over what you have to invest in future, or hookers and coke

name? sauce?

Based pic. That’s something I learned during lockdown. It isn’t stupidity that causes our civilisation to fail, it’s weakness and cowardice.

Finish your studies, buy real estate and rake in shekels

put it all in ETF following world equities like VWCE

Just looking for 10% annually, nothing much

Sauce on the semen demon

Finish Bachelors in Marine, then go for PA School (Only 2 years long). Work on fewer classes and go for As as it is competitive and if you do any work on the side do healthcare clinical settings work and volunteering (lots more cute, young women volunteer than men anyway)

In the US PA pays $160,000 and you can work from home or in a variety of settings. It has one of the highest job satisfaction ratings in the world. Do marine bio on the side. Here in San Diego it is paradise and has massive opportunities for Marine Bio majors and a shortage of high quality, sensitive, caring White men. I am married and yet basically all the women I am around are interested, envious, jealous, etc. and my wife sees women looking at me practically alll the time.

Marine Biology major = pussy magnet major.

Do not gamble on investing when you can make that much in like 2 years of hard work if you invest it in yourself and comfortably making it through school.

I am 28 and alone and I highly, highly recommend this. Anything you leave up to chance in having to go back to being a wagie is many years and hundreds of thousands in opportunity cost lost and with PA you can get residency in virtually any country in the world no problem because it is in such high demand and counts as a masters towards any sort of immigration points system.

Hard prereqs for PA school (at least here) are Gen chem 1 and 2, 1 year Bio (animal + molecular/biochem for associates), Anatomy, Physiology, Microbiology, stats/biostats. Aim for 3.5 GPA average in those classes (higher if you have meh gpa, even if you have to take 1-2 at a time, also cherrypick the best professors at the best colleges. ask the local stem center students if need be at the different colleges). Any bonus classes of Ochem 1 + 2, Biochem at university level (take this now while you are in a bachelors program - no high level biochem at the community college level), Math/Physics and biostatistics are useful. Some of the more prestigious programs may require these classes as well.

In addition, women like stability in a high paying job, not nebulous "gambling" on success and their future children with someone else who is investing a chunk of change. Invest in a career first, even if it is mid.

drop out and invest.

Hell no! You are the best investment you can make. Buy bonds or property…maybe gold, but I believe bonds are the Best Buy right now. 350K is really not that much money. If you squander it and go on some idyll, it will be gone in a flash; and the time you spent slacking will set you back ten years vs your peers. If anything, use this as motivation to start stacking on a pile. This is a tremendous advantage.
Pursue a practical education and position yourself for success. Do NOT start “investing” thinking you’ll triple it in a few years and can then retire. You will lose it all.

Apply yourself, work hard and keep adding to that pile.

She’s cute, btw.

Stay in school. But marine biology? Did you major in that to meet girls? What’s wrong with you? That’s the number one roastie degree apart from gender studies.

You’re advising a kid to play options with his inheritance? Are you daft? This is horrible advice. Especially insofar as a the very thing you suggest is old news. And if anything, Elon would want to stabilize his stock price. Tsla trading like a memecoin is not what long term investors like to see.

duplex in a habitable part of norway for 350k € fuckin lol my dude… 3x that and then you can concider it

This is better advice, but the yolo days are well and truly over for some time. Bonds are great. I would instead advise him to buy 30 year bonds. Rates are definitely going to go down in the not too distant future..:so, he will have the option of selling the bond for a massive nominal gain or sit comfortably on @5% returns for 30 years. That’s a win either way.

Listen to this guys. This is sound advice.

Finish college, first of all.
Depending on your location, buy an apartment if you can get one for 100k or less. Park 200k in bonds and a high yield savings account. Create a purchase plan to average in ~40k into speculative crypto and stock investments for the duration of your studies. After you finish college, you have a decision to make:

A) Get a sallaried job in your field. In this case, gradually convert your savings account into a stock portfolio or 401k equivalent.

B) Take a gamble and invest ~200k to create your own business, preferably for your field of study. If you don't actually enjoy your field, something simple like a coffee shop also works. This probably won't make your rich, but with a sensible approach you'll get to structure your work life very flexibly and do what you enjoy for the next 30 years.

C) Take what could be anywhere from 300-500k by then and become a property-owning sexpat in SEA with yiur college education as a backup in case the nation of your choice gets toppled by commies or flattened by an earthquake.

These are all valid choices, although A) and B) work better if you can see yourself starting a family in the future.

You already made it, now you only need to exercise some common sense. Congratulations and good luck.

If OP doesn't buy a house he truly is a failure

Real estate is not a bad option, but a single college kid doesn't need a house. An apartment or condo works much better, even renting would be preferable until he's finished his degree and secured a source of income. 350k is decent money, but after buying a proper house in Europe that will be gone.

considering you are goon posting we all know you are going to blow through the money on hookers or worse onlyfans girls and parasocial relationships with their jeet account managers who chat with you

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