Homecoming

boy asked girl to join him in homecoming but the girl wont be doing that

what now

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why did girls female friend lie to him "you should ask Stacey she will be willing"?

Hopefully he learned not to be a gay retard that makes signs.

she isnt stacy lol

This

lel

I can't believe she didn't melt over the very public in front of classmates huge sign method. that works everytime

Bros like 3 feet tall what did he expect

Stupid little faggot instantly started sulking lmao

Idk why people try getting in relationships with strangers that barely know them

this is years old.

It's still funny seeing his utter disappointment

i wonder how he is doing now...if his confidence ever recovered

HAHAHHA
I thank god I am ugly but also super sensitive about it so i never fucking did something like this. I knew my place.

heh i skipped hoco and prom when i was in highschool because i'm too cool to hang with normies...

this.
he got rejected for doing something cringe and feminine.

actually I think its cuz he is sub5, short, and autistic but maybe if he had confidence, eh?

Simping and orbiting are white culture

Sounds about right

There's no point in life if you're ugly and short. Just suffering and then more suffering. Blessed be the ugly shortcels who got aborted because they never had to spawn into a pointless existence full of pain amd disappointment.

Fuck feminism and liberal boomer values

That's her looksmatch she just won't realize it until she's 42 and ready to settle down.

The tragedy is he will NOT target her when he shoots up the school

shouldve used this one simple trick

I commend him for trying but now he's going to learn an important and harsh lesson on women.

Do something embarrassing in high school, which is expected since you're still a kid

Gets recorded and has millions of people around the world laughing at him making an ass of himself for years to come

I feel bad for zoomers man

Imagine making pussy the core of your fucking existence; they deserve that suffering.
Plenty of goblinoids living well out there.

Both had spergy reactions to the situation.
Based

He looks 8, he should be worried about pokemon and yugioh not chasing pussy

my dear sirs i was joking, i would've went in a heartbeat if there was a single woman who woulda went as my date kek

Asking a LE CUTE GIRL out to HOMECOMING :) This is research-grade woman-worship and at least it will die out with boomers

That's what I was thinking too

ben whats goin on big guy

Women are awful cunts, this is why you treat them like shit. Look at what being nice and going the extra mile gets you lol

I personally blame the parents

I know that you are not smart and quite dumb, but being handsome is the single most important factor in your entire existence. You get more respect, you get paid more, you're getting easier promoted etc. You're a dumb normie.

Women are constantly trying to backstab and 1-up. Chuddie asking Stacy out knocks her self esteem down a peg because in her mind that means he thinks he had a shot. Sure, on the surface she might laugh it up with her friends about that "prank", but she'll never forget it.

Wish it had sound lol also poor naive kid, that blonde is fucking seniors and possibly guys that have already graduated

Why do you post non political bullshit from several years ago? What's the point?

Look at him, he looks like he should be in 5th grade

define handsome

This is how school shooters are created

I love them and I'm a spic

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It's only important under 30. Beyond that, it's nice to have, but icing on the cake. Physical stature, money, and social status is way more important once you grow up.

The parents raised him to be their "sweet little boy".
No matter how difficult his life is as a result, they will never process that they did something selfish by effectively neutering him so they could have a pet instead of a son.

It’s not being nice, it’s cornering her publicly and leveraging the social pressure generated to increase the odds of her accepting his proposal, despite being unwilling, just so she doesn’t look mean. She had to choose between looking like a bitch in front of everyone or going out with some cucky dweeb. He knows what he’s doing. He probably spends all his time in class trying to follow her around and chase away other guys from her circle by acting like an annoying sperg, and she puts up with him because she feels bad for him.

MODS

GO BACK

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It worked for Chris Chan.

This is insanely on point but these fucks can’t comprehend that they are faggot creepy tryhards who repel girls with their spergy behavior

go to hoco

I don't know why but this term makes me irrationally angry

Dumbass kid, don't try to date girls out of your league

No the fuck it didnt

*he i meant. Fuck im drunk

He has every right to rape that entitled cunt and only do 3 years in a minimum security prison.

would've

You didn't miss much. I went to hoco and had an outside looking in experience. Walked in expecting everything tv promised and was shot down by low budget it was. We had to buy tickets in advance. the gym was packed meaning a shit load of money was raised, but they didn't spend any money besides the shitty dj. Catering was store brand pop and "oreos" that they metered out and tracked with stamps on the back of your hand. The teachers and chaperones cocked blocked any sort of fun or dancing that wasn't the electric slide, YMCA, or some other pg shit. It was lame. Me and my date got bored with each other and ended up hanging out with our friends while being dressed up. She got lucky though and had a rich senior stacy friend who had rich "out of town" parents that left the house unsupervised. Me and my friends played ssbm and hide the sausage at a friend's house

sheiiiiiiiiiit

lol it's a common way to ask for dates to homecoming in high school

Brutal

he will never forget this moment the rest of his life.

That guy is based and that's exactly how I would have reacted lol.

You have to put on a dance performance like these Canadian jeets

this is 15 years old, he got a gf and has broken up with 2 of them. Q_Q

Those jeets are mentally ill.

Charming and endearing.

Jaw drops

Can't believe what I'm seeing

That ending

Incredible

This again? Okay it’s slightly amusing. The boy is a total prong. A pure spungo trumpet muppet. That’s so bad what he did was dumb. It’s as though brutal, sadistic bullies don’t even exist these days to keep bespeckled cringe turkeys in order and the world is a far worse place for it. We take our fellow kids and through the sharing of our traumas with them through the mediums of relentless sarcasm and physical terror we transmute them into men. Or into broken parts made from jelly. But they can’t stay as … that, in the OP. The gril is getting on for the age they get deflowered. The boy is a baby. It was never going to happen. If I’d have been there (decades ago) everything would have been so much better for everyone.
But nope. No sympathy for the class cringe bugle. He asked for that. It’s a learning curve and he hasn’t even approached it until that exact point.

He will eventually realize that he was being retarded, and that White women aren't worth it. Especially when Asian women exist.

Don't you have a star war video to finish...

Skin crawlingly bejeeted knob cockery.

If it had ended in a synchronised dump they’d have got a C-. As it is I’ve determined that everyone involved in that twat-off has to now be moved to the special class. The one where the school janitor instructs them on how to use the floor buffer to equip them for their inevitable future in a world which has already made pure muppets out of them and which they have no hope at all against.
But, jeets = Who cares.