Aus/pol/ - Australian Federal Election 2025

Which party is against the stupid social media act

the one banning children from social media?

Yes

why do you want access to children on social media, pedo?

thats just the convenient excuse they use for anything they decide to force through
the actual purpose is to link all internet usage back to your identity so we can turn into an orwellian shithole like the uk

see also: anti vape laws to "protect the children" (cash in via extreme taxes and pharmacy guild kickbacks)

I don't care abt the kids. I want the gov to fuck off. Braindamaged tech illiterate boomers.

I think next Saturday. I already did mine by post.
They threaten to hold you over your unpaid fines by not letting you get your license renewed.
But I wouldn’t know - haven’t even got one. I’m in the hustle and bustle of a walkable city after all.

I'm just not going to vote.
ugh. i know, i know.
I'm just not going to do it is all. (voote)

inb4 just voote extra hard this time and the jews will go back to pissrael

inb4 muh roads

inb4 $6 gorillion fine

inb4 democracy sausage

eat a bag of dicks

Is Albo throwing the election? I noticed a week or two ago while eating dinner that I hadn't seen a single ad for him while there were multiple Dutton ads during every ad break.

No, faggot, you need to vote because you aren't going to.do anything else for your representation. You aren't part of some breakaway militia that is hoping to reform.your government. If you were you're probably monitored. Why be silent? Just cast a fucking vote because you won't do anything besides. You can't not understand this.

He's comfortably in the lead for now.
polymarket.com/event/next-prime-minister-of-australia?tid=1745815265924

This to be quite frank. These fucks aren't going to lead the revolution.

fuck off seppo
everycunt knows what happened when we got all chumy with you faggots.
we got 70 years of jews. fuck off

but muh niggers and muh dick

don't care. go away

how many vaccines did you take?

Yeah I don't believe he has an 80% chance of winning.

So I’m a candidate in the election won’t say who but you guys can probably figure it out. Have no chance of winning but we’ll see how it goes.

who are you lad i'll chuck ya a vote

I’m in the hustle and bustle of a walkable city after all.

so you voted Green?

I doubt you’re in my electorate, I asked to do an interview with the noticer but not sure if he’ll publish it in time. If he does you’ll know who I am

Useless thread.
Vote Labor and move on, simple as.

The site is pretty accurate as far as I have observed it. Followed the chances of the us election much better than the media.

Bros, how do we put an end to welcome to country? Or is it too late? Its only getting worse. How long until we see it on pop up screens at the atm and self service checkouts?

For gibs? Nah I can’t believe I actually wasted my time numbering everything below the box and put greens/lib/lab last

When was the last time you refreshed your IP? You must have a naughty boy dossier attached.

everyone promoting not voting is a paid uniparty shill

6%

Vote 1 for Penis.

Make a scene every time it happens. Nobody wants to put up with it but everyone is scared of being the first to tell them to fuck off.

Hmmmm. I haven't had a license for the past 8 months. Im curious to see if they bring that up when i eventually go to renew it

not voting, banging my gf all that day.
when they send the letter(s) gonna fill out the form with the excuse "too busy banging"
they know better than to hit me with a fine.

Penis Party has the best policies
they have my vote

you're here shilling for ON all day every day, the poojeet and jew party of Australia, kek.

This. We've had some interesting shill ops here these last 3 weeks between the obvious liberal staffer, the guy who has a hard on against specifically the libertarians for some reason (probably likely to win a few libertarians seats), and then there's the retards shilling Labor and green on an ostensibly wn board, but the voote demoralisers are the most obvious.

i'm not actually retarded by vooting, it's just an elaborate agenda by Big Penis to make it look that way

Clive is such a fraud, how do cunts fall for his bullshit every single election?

Reckon the lolberts have a chance this election? Thought it would be quite hard outside of a double dissolution. I wasn't sure if the LDP were still a thing or not

Im curious to see if they bring that up when i eventually go to renew it

They might, but if you get some fat abo or brownnigger (likely) I think they’ll just yolo and greenlight your application.
No public servant drone wants to deal with the back and forth of cases.

Mandatory voting

those balls need some hairs, you amateurs

I don't support the booing

Fuck any communist who says this. They wouldn't be saying that if a white nationalist said "Heil Hitler" after a dawn service speech. They'd all be booing. Anyone who says booing is inappropriate just because it's Anzac day is wrong and is nothing but a marxist. This is what they do.

And if you said to the marxist, "you'd boo if it was a Nazi, so why is booing not okay?" They'd just argue that Nazis and welcome to country are not the same thing, and that welcome to country is fine. Boo it every time you hear it. Boo it when you hear it on a plane. Complain to the airline. Email and tell them you won't fly with them anymore. Complain on their twitter. Buy 1000 likes for $15 so it looks like many many people agree with you. Stop fucking playing to lose and start playing to win.

The transport department was filled with non whites and took me an hour to speak to someone. That also took about 30 minutes an I eventually left with nothing I went there in the first place for. The ER is also filled with non White's. Clearly we need more immigration

wats for brekky

it's not brekky time poofta

I have hope that the minor vote increase observed last election will yield a few seats, however I don't see them in any position to calll the shots unless a miracle happens and the Liberals are forced to negotiate with the lolberts in a minority government. If they get a handful of federal seats they'll do well to hound the coalition at every opportunity, as the lolberts are what the Liberals should be were the libs to abide by any of their supposed principles.

if theres shills here why are none of them telling me how to vote? someone please make my decision for me

You need to fix your sleep schedule m8.

Just check reddit and vote for whoever they are calling a nazi or literal hitler this election cycle.

Polymarket kept declining my card so I had to take worse odds on sportsbet. Oh well, free money.

i dont want to go to that shithole but assume they are crying about palmer and one nation

well there's your answer i guess

is anyone else useful to stop the neverending flow of jeets?

Just checked r/AustralianPolitics no one else here has to. Here's the top 5 threads at the moment:

Dutton's One Nation preference swap a new low

Women voters and 35-49 y/o's abandon Peter Dutton

Peter Dutton failed to declare his interest in a family trust

Dutton claims veterans don't want welcome to country

Dutton tells supporters not to listen to ABC/Guardian/'other hate media'

Typical.

Do any of the major parties have student debt forgiveness as policies? Or should I vote ToP?

You WILL vote
You WILL preference a major party
You WILL be happy

yeah even if reddit hate him, im still not voting for the dipshit ex cop still con dutton.
youtu.be/n0zO-GNcvGo?si=q-4qAe9VymTroNuM&t=171

Why is it a crime to burn your ballot? Is my vote, if I don't want to vote for anyone that's my right, your right.
Why is it a crime to tell people to burn their ballots?

I'm not entirely sure if Dutton is gonna win, but regardless, you can't take the world of reddit.
small percentage of the australian population and not one of the cunts has a forklift license.
The sample size is a niche of australians that are mostly open to having a literal penis in and around their mouths, men or women.

That's weird that you link Rodney Rude. I was listening to limerick songs from him last night.
Rich that this coincidence cosmic magic bullshit has to be a random anon on reddit and not an ex who emerges out from the woodwork wanting her tongue in my anus

Probably because you'd be starting a fire in a public building.

Who are we supposed to vote for if every party is zogbot tier?

dude weed

That may be true but it does give a strong indication about how people who pay attention to politics feel. You have to remember, most people don't care about politics because they've never needed to. Most people don't even watch the news or read the paper anymore. The average person only catches a glimpse of what's going on when it finds it way onto his instagram feed. Nobody knows what liberal's policies are, so how can you expect people to vote for them?

You're not supposed to vote. Two party system does not work. They both serve the same masters. They will install who they wish to, they are just figureheads and cults of personality.
Anyone who opposes this notion is asio, other shills, whirlpool boomers, potato head lnp delusionals or friendly jordies fans who think voting matters.
The only winning move is not to play, and they hate this. They love the bread, they love the circus. Footy time!

out from the woodwork

was she a treant or dryad? how did you deal with splinters?

Welcum to cuntry is the result of fat canckle overpaid blue hair university lezzos pissing in the boong's ear that whitey is to blame for everything and also *Forever was, forever will be™

*Forever was, forever will be is a registered trademark of Aboriginal Industries Pty Ltd

All I know is, the sentiment is "Dutton is Trump"
You take a look for longer than a couple seconds or do away with your bias, you'll know that's nowhere near true.
You could base his entire chance of victory off of that sentiment.
Or maybe that's just the campaign would want you to believe.
Again, you can't pay fuck all stock to the specifics of reddit.
In my opinion, what really counts is who gets into senate. All pollies are going to fuck us, no matter how much we may agree with them. Even the commies who would want us to go full WEF own multiple investment properties.

The winning move is to get rich. Rich enough that politics doesn't affect your standard of living. A poor white man hates the incumbent party because their policies brought thousands of migrants to his nice, peaceful suburb and turned it into a third world shithole. He's one of the only white people left and he feels depressed about this fact. He can't leave though because he's paying off his house and has a full time job and can't afford to take the risk. The rich man however isn't affected by this because he can live wherever he pleases and his standard of living is always high. The only thing politics affects is his assets, which he may be happy or unhappy about, but it'll never cause him depression like it would for the poor man. You need to get rich and you need to get rich fast, because the standard of living for poor Australians (I include the middle class in this, because if you're not rich, you're poor) is going to get considerably worse. Australian cities and suburbs are fast approaching third world status and there's no sign of that slowing down any time soon.

I want to know who will bring in the least amount of literal shitskin apes

family first

Nobody. This is liberal's proposed policy on migration for the record:

Implement a two-year ban on foreign investors and temporary residents purchasing existing homes.

Reduce migration from Labor’s record levels, including reducing permanent migration from 185,000 to 140,000 for two years (then 150,000 in year three and 160,000 in year four). The numbers of foreign students at universities will be reduced by at least 30,000 per year compared with Labor.

There will also be an increase in the student visa fee.

By rebalancing the migration program, the Coalition will free up almost 40,000 additional homes in the first year and over 100,000 in five years.

does anyone read the ballots manually or is it all automated? wondering if i should leave a cheeky message for the election faggots

FELLOW GAMBA ADDICT CUNTS HOWS THE ODDS LOOKING?

Theyre all handled and counted into stacks by AEC part-time workers - most are 50+yo greyhaired Karens, the same ones that tick your name of on the electoral list and hand out your papers.
So no, nocunt is going to read your basedshit pencil manifesto.
If your numbers are correct they go in the pile, if you fuckedup your counting or drew Dick&ballz it just goes into the bin.

Voot properly for Basedcunts, or dont voot at all, everything else wastes your own time for nothing.

If you want to write a comedy spiel of bullshit save it for your excuse letter when they ask you to pay the fine.

You take a look for longer than a couple seconds or do away with your bias, you'll know that's nowhere near true.

He'll probably continue the immigration floodgates while sucking jews off so yeah he's quite similar desu.

Not probably, he will.
See

Agreed, but the definition of "rich" has changed.
Most 'richcunts' are just as poor as Cennocunts.
The flash Beemer is on lease the same as Dazza's shitbox Commo on a dodgy payday loan, the fancy McMansion is owned by the (((banks))) and gets screwed for extra taxes as much as Dazza's (((slumlord))) dogbox flat next door to a dozen curryshitting dalits, and bothcunts are paying monthly for the latest Shitphone while scraping togeter cash for hi-end nosecandy and cigars or shitcooked meth and chopchop.
Both are (((trapped))).
The only wealth is dirt.
Land.
Owned outright - no rent, no mortgage, no (((banks))) or (((REAs))).
Once you have a house or even a shitshack free&clear, your monetary needs drop to fuckall, that's when you're Rich.
Cunts make the mistake of thinking the way to escape is to climb upwards, the real escape is to slide out sideways.

announces ban evasion

get's b&... again.

Anyone else using the The captcha thingy made by and for japanese high school girls and not being able to get 4chanx to force noscript captcha?
I an see why idiots give hiromoot gibs. Aside from the getting doxxed by Anon Babblejaks

Putting Greens at 1, Labor at 2, and One Nation last.

The only wealth is dirt

I agree and that's what I mean when I say rich. Not just owning a house/land but having the means and the ability to live somewhere where the standard of living is high.

Vote against your incumbent.

faggot

Just want to add that even if someone owns a house, they're not rich if they go to the shops and half of the people they see there are Indian. Doesn't matter how big your house is, or if you've got a flash car, or even a boat, if you can't move away from an area that's been plagued by mass migration, you're in the new peasant class. All you can do is stay there while your suburb rots. And if you look at any suburb that's taken in thousands of migrants, they do rot, and very quickly. Doesn't take long for them to become hotbeds of crime and for third world practices to become the norm.

JANNIE KEKS

Source?

Khucks = keks since when

check your anus for prolapse and monkeypox

Guys I got a letter from the AEC a couple months back saying I needed to update my information.
I changed the address on my license and I guess they realised it no longer matched my enrollment info.
Anyway I wasn't going to vote but now that I don't have a job I figure I should just take the time out of my day to avoid the fine and preference some anti immigration parties.
But will I get a fine if I go and vote in an electorate that I no longer live in? Or as long as I go and get my name ticked off then I'll be fine and it doesn't matter that the AEC is aware that I no longer live in that electorate?

Once you have a house or even a shitshack free&clear, your monetary needs drop to fuckall, that's when you're Rich.

You are so naive and immature GB. Houses need maintenance (often shit you CAN'T do yourself) and being over that magical $470k tallies up really quickly. I live off investments and interest from term deposits and we still scrape by. But then again we don't smoke or drink or take drugs nor are we fat junk food pigs.

They literally ask you as you go in if you're vooting out of electorate - they'll send you to a shorter queue.

One day I'll be able to wear breeches and stockings in public without feeling shame.

The lolberts are probably the best right wing party at the moment since they're not complete retards like One Nation and Trumpet of Patriots (lol) while still being legitimately right wing

The problem is there's no where left to flee to; here's jeets and chinks on the fucking nullarbor for crying out loud. Increasingly it doesn't even matter how much money you have unless you're on 100 acres, and even then you still have to interact with society and its institutions occasionally. Money doesn't save you from the public service being infested with jeets and Dune coons. I never thought I'd miss the days when it was just Asians being the major immigrant group, but here we are.

What I mean is that I am enrolled in an electorate that I no longer live in, and the AEC is aware of that. They sent me a letter saying that I could get fined if I don't update my details with them but I never did.
So I'm not talking about the actual location I go to cast my vote. What I mean is that if I go and vote I will be voting for a candidate in an electorate that I no longer live in, and apparently the AEC knows this.
So am I gonna get finned either way? Cause if so I will just stay home. Or is the system not that complex and as long as I get my name ticked off they're not gonna follow up on the fact that I never updated my enrollment info.
I've only voted once before almost 10 years ago so I don't really know how any of this shit works.

Of youre in a deadset safe Lib seat that's probably the best you can do - Greens at 1 wont get up but it pissesoff Dvir at least, and boosting Lab-Greens to make your seat more marginal next time is the nearest to change you can do to stir shit up.
Same, Im in a 90+% whytecunts Nationals seat so I can voot for every skitzcunt party for shitz&giggz and Dvir-seething and its always going to be a Natcunt seat.

Vote early
Vote often

1. Walk the streets around the polling centre looking for letters/mail that have a White name that you can pretend to be.
2. Walk into all local polling centres and confidently say that name and address to the AEC jeet
3. Vote 20 times a day for the most skitzo candidate.
4. Encourage 20 of your friends to do the same.

The chinks and jeets already do this and have destroyed our democracy.

Just become a barrister.

If you rock up in your old area and youre still on that list you just voot there, if your addy was updated theyll just print out a set of papers for your new seat.
Or viccy-verca, either way you get given a voot for whichever seat that youre on the list.
How do dumbcunts not know simple vooting shit?
Too much PoofterTroonStoryHour at school instead of realworld Social Studies?

since long before you got here, retard. I think it's close to a decade now.

Bullshit

They only get to wear wigs.

Looking at their policy platform they're doing an ok job at squaring the lolbert philosophy with Australian electoral realities, they're not going hard on their traditional shit but on stuff that actually matters like covid, digital ID and freedom of speech. What's hilarious is the gymnastics being done to square open borders with reduced immigration, but they've got to try something on there. Generally they've been behind a moratorium for 5 years till things settle down so they could be worse. On balance they're the most reasonable, comprehensive and consistent freedom/alternative right party, which is why they'll likely fail or at least play second fiddle to cults of personality like Porline and fat cat Clive.

I'll be preferencing legalise cannabis in the Senate, if I'm forced to live in this godforsaken dystopia then they can at least let me huff a Billy.

Yes but at least if you wear the rest of the gear saying "I wear this because I'm a barrister" sounds more respectable than "I wear this because I think it looks good."

I went to an expensive liberal arts grammar school that functioned under the principle that they did not need to waste time teaching students how to wipe their own ass as they could just figure that out in their own time.
Unfortunately what they did not account for is that I am retarded.

But then again we don't smoke or drink or take drugs

youtube.com/watch?v=VcoKJdo1LQk

Late 70's bongland was great for music

How do dumbcunts not know simple vooting shit?

Mate half the electorate votes above the line and I remember being taught it once in year 4 and then never again. Familiarity with the electoral process isn't exactly encouraged by governments or popular media either, whereas everyone knows what off side in footy or soccer means and which roastie is doing what on MAFS this week.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it happened before 2016. It was while moot was still around. Anon Babble found out moot was a cuck and he banned the word in the shitstorm that followed

cunts it's happening right fucking now
bundabergtoday.com.au/news/2025/04/24/bundaberg-local-featured-on-national-television/

Houses need maintenance (often shit you CAN'T do yourself)

Grow up and learn some basic trade skillz.
The house I bought for cash I've replaced stairs myself and replaced halfarsed plastering and leftover fuckups from a kitchen reno all by myself and it's better and cheaper than paying shitskins or meth-bogan tradies.
The only tradie I've paid was to pour an extra slab but I knocked the price down by doing all the digging out myself and doing it as a cashy ofc.

Not being a cuck-renter and having to beg (((MrShekelbergstienowitz))) to do even basic realpairs and hear the kvetching about how exxy it is.

Fuckoff fakeoldfag.
Kek didnt come from Cuck or its phonetic variants.
Lurkmore.

you are full of shit
kek comes from a chat filter for lol, because lol is also League of Legends. it's a korean thing
it predates Anon Babble usage

t. frmr school gardener - there's not a lot I can't do but I can't sign off on sparky work as an eg. (which any realo agent will need if the house is older than about 5 min for hardwired smokies etc,)

inb4 realo jews

I've leased properties out myself before - it's not worth the drama. Stop lying and larping

Memba when he was on the Young Ones.

Who is Bradley voting for?

Even normie cunts are starting to nootice that our creeks are becoming rhe Ganges2.0 with streetshit.

caldronpool.com/the-diminishment-of-bright-a-fathers-reckoning-with-australias-soul/

If your enrolment details don't match your current address, and if they can't cross reference your enrolment deets with cenno etc. after a certain timeframe they unenrol you automatically. This is what you want.

I think most of his base is disgruntled LNP boomers

I just wanna shitstir. Might go with One Nation 1, Greens 2, Labor 3, Libs Last.

Neither intend on keeping down immigration

Nocunt cares that you do your own sparkywork. That "its illegal" sign at Bunnos doesnt stop them selling everything without asking.
It isnt hard, the methedout apprentices do it all anyway while the loicenced cunt is on his phone booking more jobs or meth dropoffs, and 20 years later when the house gets sold on there's no records I replaced shitty old lights with modern fittings from Bunnos or replaced single plugs with doubles.

kek comes from a chat filter for lol, because lol is also League of Legends. it's a korean thing.

Calls someone full of shit while spouting absolute bullshit himself.

You're a fucking retard who needs to go back. It didn't come from leauge of legends. It came from world of warcraft. That's not the only place kek came from either. Ever heard of topKEK?

I'm not voting until I discover why Australia was once worth voting for.

How did she manage to only vox pop whites in the cbd.

You're a fucking retard who needs to go back. It didn't come from leauge of legends. It came from world of warcraft.

no shit, thats why lol was filtered. because it meant League of Legends. no advertising the competition.
fuck you are a dumb cunt

butthurt over only 100k jeets

must be nice

ok Chang

Welcome To Australia
youtube.com/watch?v=YGz1Tiaying

Liar state government supporting voice
youtube.com/shorts/1M2Yuz0SI08
youtube.com/watch?v=PyPQkBZDpwQ
A recent A Current Affair report is demanding money for state government actors to receive millions of dollars in funding for solving domestic violence.

They have decided to use an outlier case of an Aboriginal killing some woman at 2am in the morning when they are supporting an aboriginal voice to parliament.

The problem is not domestic violence.
This agenda is seeking to turn women into shut ins as well as extract money to solve a non-existent problem.

If these people are not removed from governance then rapid social decay will continue but you will also be afraid to go outside.

because it meant League of Legends.

It meant laugh out loud you could type LOL as a horde character and it would filter to kek if an aliance player is trying to talk to you because there's a language barrier system in WoW to prevent the two factions from speaking with each other, and this was long before league was even a thing.
If I'm a dumb cunt then you are profoundly fucking retarded by sheer bloody comparison.

is war and peace soviet version a good movie

doubt that
read the book instead

it seems to have good shots.
youtu.be/wpKA1meiJzs?si=Q5yd5E7gya8BNpNG&t=4079

It takes time, but theyre the only cunts who speak English in Pozbourne.

Who is Bradley voting for?

it would have to be that lisping faggot Albo

Has anyone seen the abo porn spammer lately?

didgeridoo me

Sounds like something he'd post.
Under rated kek.

If it's any consolation I believe they're cooking the books because there appears to be far more Indians here than there would be if the figures they've been reporting are correct. Either way, this is a global conspiracy and all of us having Indians and Africans dumped in our cities and suburbs against our will, whether it's Australia, Canada, the UK, we're all getting it.

Tbf Dutton is quite a poor candidate, at times I've thought that he has no interest in winning the election

Soviet era movies were literal kino.
No need for profit meant no worries about budget vs takings as long as the subject was ideologically approved and Party power for Film Propaganda meant thousands of extras free from the army and shutting down whole cities for locations.

i go to china, outside of shlomos jurisdiction