Who’s winning in a fight Anon Babble 100 unarmed men or 1 silverback gorilla?

Op said niggas not humans

100 niggas

vs

1 gorilla

whood win?

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Biological endowments only. Tools are not allowed.

It really showcases the gigantic advantage that tool use, and especially “the ability to throw rocks” gives us. Basically makes us gods and gives us dominion over this planet and all life on it. It’s not immediately clear if ONE HUNDRED men could take on one adult male gorilla, but it is a foregone conclusion that a single man with a pointy stick and the ability to weird it can destroy a gorilla.

What separates man from the animals? Besides the strait of Gibraltar? We can throw rocks.

could be white people asian people jeets doesnt matter 100 humans vs big ass animal, lion, elephant, whole bunch of captured enemy soldiers pay back to the community by giving a free show

If we're assuming full dedication, as specified, then the unarmed men. A large male gorilla is 500 pounds of pure simian muscle. Certainly, it could easily kill a man. The hypothetical implies that these are average men, not particularly fit or skilled. The average weight of an American man is about 200 pounds. Under normal circumstances, the gorilla would just tear a few of them limb from limb and the rest would flee. But these men are 100% dedicated to fight this gorilla to the death, and know no fear. The gorilla is facing down 20,000 pounds of human barrelling towards it. A great wave of men throwing wild haymakers, breaking their fists on its thick ape skull, biting it with their undersized human jaws, kicking and thrashing and only stopping when the gorilla rips them apart or breaks their skulls. The gorilla would no doubt kill most of them, but there is simply too much combined mass to overcome.

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What are the political implications of Gorillas?

Even if everyone tried to hold down a single limb they wouldn't be able to.

Idk it depends on the type of niggas you have fighting the gorilla. If it’s some NFL lineman type niggas then I think they could easily murder a single gorilla but if it’s some little Pygmy niggas I think the chances of the gorilla winning are much higher.
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It would be a war of attrition they’d have to fight it one at a time to tire it out by 100

there has to be some kind of fight sim game that supports this scenario.

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Meh, one of two guys bear-hugging a gorilla’s arm could immobilize it. Maybe bending and breaking the fingers too. Don’t need to hold this forever, either. Just have another couple guys go for the eyes and genitals and then it’s easy from there.

Uh, no.A gorilla will clean every one out 4 at a time if you try. Gruesome deaths.

If you sent them out one at a time, I'd give it to the big cat.
But I don't know.
If niggers swarmed the cat and it kicks and tears some niggers up, they're not going to stay dedicated to the cause of holding the limb. They're gonna go, "Aww shit! Aww fuck!" and wander around until they bleed to death.

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Nah, a silverback gorilla has the leaping power to knock people over like bowling pins. And it would be enraged. Unlimited numbers could win out through attrition, but only a few can actually be in range surrounding a target before they're in the way of the others. The gorilla will also have superior mastery of the environment. There's no way. It would flee, and all strategy would go out the window. If it can't flee, then you're imposing artificial limitations and it isn't a real fight.

Gorilla wins because of all the accidental friendly fire amongst a pack of 100 niggers

Easily 100 men would destroy 1 Gorilla.

You should at least let them have arms, thats not very fair now is it?

Leopards have knives for fingernails and fangs with a powerful bite.

Oh shit you're right my bad. Niggers are too dumb for strategy, so rip 100 niggers. Bobo gonna be pulling limbs off till morning.

they tested this on Mythbusters one time

I'm not imposing artificial limitations on it, but you're giving it artificial advantages. You seem to be acting as though this is 100 unarmed men being dropped into the jungle to kill a gorilla. I would instead say that this is a fight: inside of an arena, with the win condition being that the other side must die. In the scenario as you're imagining it, the optimal play for the unarmed men would be to simply pelt it with rocks and fashion spears from sticks to kill it with. They start unarmed, but being required to STAY unarmed would be, as you put it, an artificial limitation.
If the fight takes place in a arena, then the men cannot arm themselves, but the gorilla also does not have "mastery of the environment" as the environment is neutral by design, and fleeing is not really an option(or if it is, it results in a forfeit, like if a boxer jumped out of the ring and ran away). This is man versus gorilla, to the death, not a hunt.

If you don't think 100 men could easily kill this dude you're retarded.

the gorilla would probably win up to ten thousand
they would literally have to tire it out
choking it wouldn't work, sleeper holds wouldn't work, bear hugs wouldn't work, no grapples would work, they'd immediately get bucked off, and they wouldn't be able to pin it down
only so many hands and paws on it at a time
the gorilla would have to be exhausted
that would be after the first thousand corpses, the rest depending on the gorilla up to ten thousand
the gorilla would eventually be too tired to fight back, and that's when it would succumb to the numbers
they'd all eventually tire

you are retarded.
How strong do you think a Gorilla is? Dude is not bucking off 50 guys at once. 100 guys can literally just lay on the dude and have him trapped.

A gorilla easily lifts 300 kg with one hand.
Two humans holding on to an arm would be like two kittens holding on to a human arm. It wouldn't immobilize shit not even for a second

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"Ok lads they fell for it and are heading our way"

Soon as old stink guts lets out a ripper we jump them

member to only rip off their arms we can't be seen to be savages.

Just another day in Africa, least they have great weather, fuck this shithole.

I guess the assumption is that it's a mini king kong.

Well then it's all about how many the gorilla kills before he's pinned.

you're a stupid idiotic moron
50 guys couldn't get 100 hands on it at all
it'd be child's play for the gorilla
like a grown man fighting a 100 kindergarteners
no contest
it would take thousands of them to bring it down
like lilliputians, but without the ropes
once the silverback realizes it's life or death after the first few guys, you'd see all hell break loose retard
you ain't seen nothing yet

What is this artificial world they are fighting in where sticks and rocks don't exist fucking EVERYWHERE all over the ground?

nah the sheer mass of 100 or even men would crush a gorilla all theyd have to do is start climbing on his back all at once and his back would break. gorillas arent that smart hes not gonna be some tactical killing machine. gorilla will just be chimping out.

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a gorilla has claws and fangs dimwit
if a couple hundred niggers started making a buckyball dome around it to try to crush it with their obese asses, the gorilla would tear through them in a minute like a hot knife through butter
no tactics would work and you'd learn the meaning of the best laid plans of mice and men

But are YOU going to be in front of the stack, charging at the gorilla, risking death by making first contact? I didn’t think so.

Consider this but any historical first charge in a war.
Who the fuck were those guys willing to charge in to basically tire out the other side by being slaughtered?
History is a a lie.

This isn't even a question.
100 unarmed men will easily win.
Even if you create a situation that is entirely favourable to the Gorilla and remove almost every single use of the superior intellect, at the end of the day, pure endurance will win out.

Closed off room in a building where they tell the guys they can only leave if the gorilla dies. Why else would they be fighting and not running.

idk but

1000 lions

vs

sun

would be kino

That’s a good point. It doesn’t follow that history is a lie, just that the men who charge at the front of the stack are a man apart and I’m not made of the same stuff as them. Either all of history is a lie or I’m just a pussy. Probably the latter. I shudder to imagine myself charging into certain death.

Ok niggers, all of you ITT, listen up. I’m gonna say this once. You will stop drawing comparisons between niggers and gorillas. You besmirch gorillas, the whites people of non-human primates, when you do this. Comparisons to chimps, baboons, or hyenas are more apt.

You will also stop drawing comparisons between borzois and duplicitous Jews. Borzois are perfect bros who will kill wolves for you. Be nice and give credit where it’s due.

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you'd have to surround it and get elbow and knee hits in, headbutts, punches, and kicks
it'd take a couple of thousand sacrificing their lives doing so or trying to do so
enough hits would eventually tire it out
then the humans and humanoids would win by crushing it or continuing to pummel it
the gorilla wins the 100 nigger sprint, but it'd be a marathon at the end to beat it, up to ten thousand depending on the lambs sent in and the silverback itself.
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gorillas kill their handlers all the time, sometimes multiple ones in a given incident until help arrives

Comparisons to chimps, baboons, or hyenas are more apt.

The chimps, baboons, and hyenas would liek a word with you.
They claim that niggers are mosquitoes, not mammals, as mammals are warm blooded and niggers are cold hearted and lack a conscious.

100 men will win this easy. That silverback gorilla doesn't stand a change being rushed with minor causalities for the humans.

10 men vs 1 silverback gorilla, the men would probably still win but at least with at least some causaltites.

5 men vs 1 silverback gorilla - Now the gorilla have a chance to win for real.

It's all in being surrounded and attacked from all flanks. Once the men start kicking and hitting while backing off and then come back and kick and hit the Gorilla is fucked in no time if not going total berserk but the men can run and avoid to attack in the back.

In numbers everybody get's cocky. 5 vs 1, ok the human group can get scared to see the first guy get mauled. 100 vs 1 - cocky in numbers, same with 10 guys vs 1.

Haha my thoughts exactly

100 niggas vs harambe

Harambe taught hugs not drugs

whenever stupid forced memes like this pop up on social media, like the blue vs gold dress shit, it always precedes major political events, usually wars, that will be covered up and ignored by the masses because they are all stupid sheep oogling at a dress and saying its the wrong color to be contrarian. so all I have really gotten out of the gorilla 100 fight thing is that something is coming, soon

yup it's probably WW3.

just 30 men would be enough to pin down a gorilla. Of course that's assuming that a few of them would be willing to die in the process

And they killed him for it

but that same goes for animals. You're assuming gorilla on meth. Otherwise one man can often detter an animal from attacking, just by yelling or whatever

yesterday the 2nd in command of the eu came to inspect our munition producing works and donnie jr drumpf came unanounced and said that no media is allowed
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goyim are you ready to die? Do you have enough ammo to play soldiers? Alright.

You have to be evil to want to send humans to die brutal deaths just to they can attempt to kill an innocent animal. I bet you're a Jew.

I would just make frens with it
browns are incapable of understanding animals, who are smarter than them.
we were sending monkes into space before you parents were born, now we have to pay for you, for some reason

*conscience

1000 humans
10000 niggers

"Those niggers are pretty tough, I dunno."

”having a fun thought experiment of who can kill who, like men have done for millennia, is indicative of a coming world war”

Absolutely schizo.

Very nice, anon.

lactic acid means the gorilla doesnt have a chance

Bare handed? No
With weapons sure

I cannot even imagine a bare handed human being able to do anything to a gorilla, their skin and skeleton is just too fucking thick

numbers dont matter here, 100 men or 1 doesnt increase the force of each punch, you're just not dealing any damage to that thing

If there's no tools or weapons Gorilla could go against a billion people

It honestly depends on the circumstances. If the 100 nigs are a well organized unit, maybe all members of the military or similar, they'll 100% win with perhaps minimum sacrifice, if any at all. They'll exhaust the gorilla before it can do any real damage. It won't be able to concentrate on one at a time in fear of someone coming from behind. A gorilla isn't the same as a rampaging bull. But some random ghetto thugs? They'd scatter like roaches.

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the gorilla would rip the first of them to shreds and then the rest just sit around crying and shitting their pants, hoping the gorilla will tire himself out before he arrives at them.
no unarmed human will win against a gorilla. their strength is fucking absurd, he'll just rip your torso in half without even really trying.

Gorillas are peaceful and just eat veggies, pol will befriend him now we are 101

I'd say 15 could beat a gorilla desu

Surviving a historical charge was more likely than surviving any assault in the current drone war. But there are more than enough people who are ready for it - they simply don't have anything to lose, so it's the last gamble with their life.

I remember reading remarks by a psychologist or someone like that about how he realized men were marching off to war confidently with the knowledge that half or so of them will die, but that none believed THEY would die. It would always be the guy next to you that does the dying. That’s probably a big part of the psychology of being able to face certain death. Absolute delusion.

100 unarmed men would take out a gorilla. Strength doesn't mean your brain is immune to damage.

this
the real question is how many would it take for a blue whale
some british guy here said he could 1v1 a blue whale i seriously doubt that, even on land
its just too big to affect without weapons and one touch would fuck you up it weighs so much