One 500lb body is enough to cause havoc at crematoriums

A massive fire at a crematorium in Virginia was sparked after a furnace got too hot during the cremation of a 500-pound body said fire officials Wednesday.

The body of an “average-size adult” takes two to three hours to cremate in a 2,000-degree crematory, according to the Cremation Society of Virginia‘s website. Larger bodies take longer.

“When the person is too heavy, the guy running the crematory needs to not have continuous heat coming down on the body. Otherwise it would get too hot,” Emory Sanford , with Windsor Crematory in Brunswick, Virginia, said.

Sanford, who said he had been in the business nearly 10 years, added a person who weighed 300 pounds or more could take four to five hours to cremate.

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Fifty-two crematorium ovens, including these, were used to burn the bodies of up to 6,000 people every 24 hours during the operation of Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chambers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extermination_camp

bodies (≈4000lbs) per hour
How did the Germans do it?

Too hot in a crematorium?!

Nigga you had one job...

How does that even happen?

Kek

500 lbs is like 1 and a half jews

you can also just shoot people. there's a lot of cheap ways to murder at an industrial scale. holocaust denial is getting corny you need a new meme

11 years ago

OP was 2

then why did they chose a way that is unworkable and absurd on its face?

it's always a tragedy when an incinerator suddenly catches on fire then there's fire everywhere and stuff it's terrible i hope the fat guy survived

don't fart in the spark

500-pound body

wtf that's 226kg
how do you grow as large as 3 normal persons?

isnt that funny btw, how fat people ruin things even when they re dead? its also very wasteful to burn them, the co2 anf stuff, you could feed the earth with nutrients instead. whatever

You eat them

It sounds dumb but smart at the same time that they should just cut the bodies in half next time

How does that even happen?

It's explained in the OP, you 2-digit IQ Bulgar. A heavier body takes a lot longer, and it can actually get too hot.

imagine the smell

mmm
bacon

The protocol is any corpse greater than 450lbs gets cut in half and the halves are cremated separately.

How did the Germans cremate 6 gorillion bodies?

By quietly and discretely running every single crematorium in German and German occupied lands at 100% capacity 24/7/365 for many years. The math adds up. Just trust me goy.

jews didnt weight 500 lbs u idiot. they starved them so their crematoriums wouldnt catch on fire

But Rabbi, how did the Germans manage an average of at least 4000lbs an hour of flesh with WW2 era tech?

turned out it gives PTSD or shit to killers, hence humanitarian (for killers) gassing
also several mln bullets is not trivial amount when you make war on several fronts

The world famous German efficiency

Absolute. Unit.

Smells like goy slop taco bell McDonalds turned into disgusting fat reserves made of 500 different chemicals and ingredients

Fifty-two crematorium ovens, including these, were used to burn the bodies of up to 6,000 people every 24 hours during the operation of Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chambers. - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extermination_camp

Even if they starved them, I think it's safe to presume that 250 bodies per hour is a bit more challenging than one 500lb body.

25 bodies (≈4000lbs) per hour

I just realized I'm an idiot and forgot a zero in my initial post. Not 4000lb/hr. ***40,000lb/hr***. German engineering at its finest.

That's why they starved them first. Duh.

Fifty-two crematorium ovens, including these, were used to burn the bodies of up to 6,000 people every 24 hours during the operation of Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chambers.

That 300 thousand a day, 113 million a year, OY VEY remember the 6 BILLION

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How did the Germans do it?

We improved efficiency in several ways
- starved the prisoners so they were lightweight at the moment of death
- left the bodies to dry several days, to lose fluids before cremation
- kept ovens working continuosly, saves fuel because they never go cold
- burn 2-3 bodies at a time instead of one normal sized person, because they were so thin and dehydrated

How did the Germans do it?

Starve them first.

Haven't you seen pictures?
Those skinny Jews burn up in a few minutes.

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shoot 6 million people without cremating the bodies

no graves ever discovered

go on, retard, finish the fuckin theory you dumb ass.

I read that as 500lbs bomb. Is it funny that Americans weigh as much as ordinance from WWII and Vietnam?

While life is a tragedy, its also a comedy.

Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you

you realize fat catches on fire and helps spend less fuel right?

How?
Simples.
Synagogue removal was just a bonus.

Fifty-two crematorium ovens, including these, were used to burn the bodies of up to 6,000 people every 24 hours during the operation of Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chambers.

Didn't they only have like 2 ovens

Think of all the soap you could have made though. What a waste.

thats too good for them

Yes I understand, but if any fat was left, it was more profitable to produce soap from the bodies

How did they ground them into ashes without a cremulator?

Around the 1930s and 1940s, Arthur Imhausen developed and implemented an industrial process in Germany for producing edible fats by oxidizing synthetic paraffin wax made from coal.

Jews were skinny as fuck
also batch burning