ITT: We post humiliation rituals

I'm humiliating the stores by accidentally scanning the cheaper items instead of the expensive ones. Woopsie, it's not my job so I make mistakes :)

You can only do it once then you get a 1 year ban from the store and a €100 fine from police

I only use self checkout, i dont want to talk to a wagie

Not at my local supermarket. They don't even have scales to check the weigh of the item you just scanned.
So far so good, I'm now paying premium 1kg beef filet 3€ ;-)

It’s completely optional. You can literally get in line for those machines then ask the wagie to do it for you.

Oh shit, wait yeah; you are right. Nevermind.

By taking from jews and from their wagie cattle you are the one humiliating them.

EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon getting ahead in life, never forget that.

Ik fooken hatte Australieenz

You sound like a chicken when you speak your native tongue. Cluck cluck

same but then I think most people somehow don't hate the entire grocery shopping experience and aren't trying to make it as quick as possible. in fact I think there are more often psychos who enjoy grocery shopping and are trying to prolong the whole thing. not me though. get me the fuck out of there asap with minimal human contact.

checked

How can you tell people to become a burden while also telling them to to claim benefits. Do you know what burden means?

They have AI cameras that build profiles on every customer. You can't even slip a packet of gum into your pocket without it being logged to your account. Once you've crossed a financial threshold (around $3,000 I believe) you'll simply be served a trespass notice.
Don't get me wrong, I hate this shit too. We have these cameras at my work and they'll log it you take your safety glasses off to wipe the tears from your eyes

I'm ok with that, the boomers don't use it, no chitchat with the casher, so it's always faster

Not to*

the boomers don't use it

They do, and they take a shitload of time because they don't understand how it works.

I sometimes do. If you're only buying a few items and you're stuck in a queue with ten other people who have full carts and you know you're going to stay in that queue for half an hour, then it's a no-brainer.

you cant burdenmax without creditmaxing also the other anon is right, burdenmax implies handoutmax

Here is the ultimate humiliation ritual

Anyone else think it’s creepy no one ever posts the myriad Covid humiliation rituals?

bet you dont use cash either

Never used one and if they completely go for self checkout and there is no employee I just walk out without paying. I don't even have a credit card or online banking etc. Ghostmaxxing.
NMP.

Eat organic vegetables and fruits for the price of the pesticide stuff- what’s not to like?

I like self checkouts. They're faster and I don't have to talk to anyone.

go to self checkout

employee comes over and starts talking to me anyway

not where I live, maybe because it's a semi rural area, I almost always have a machine free to use while boomer are waiting for regular cashiers in line

I like self checkout. I hate having to interact with people and can't wait for full automation.

Here going to the self-checkout means avoiding a long queue of old people and browns so I'm ok with it

You should have one bag, is have sensor
U put things in bag go home, is sense things and take money from card simple

Had to stop going to my preferred grocery store because they put an actual retarded person in charge of the self checkouts that never work right. Works out as well as you think it would.

I love those, I get to pack my shit at my own pace.

i love these.
no rush, and its super easy to steal shit.

Based

i much prefer these.. i use my own bags (which now no longer living in Boulder i realize is something only like 1:100 people do)
but being able to forced everything into 4 large bags instead of needing like 20 bags that rip so i only need 1 trip to get it all inside is ideal

They're convenient if you're just buying a water bottle or something in a hurry but then there's always some nigger with two full shopping carts taking their sweet time with them.

no you have to wait 5 minutes in a line to buy 3 things

Is u bro?

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide

Where steel and water did collide
A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around
I'll always be around and around and around
And around and around and around

I am listen one America song is very good america rock and roll

I don't want the checker to see what I'm getting.

Self check-out

humiliation ritual

Wow incels are lazy as fuck. The real "humiliation ritual" is waiting in line up to 45 minutes because there's only 3 cashiers while I can be out in a few minutes with self check out. Crazy about the stuff you kids bitch about on here.

jew are here
FOREVER

You mad little lad
Stay mad

your supposed to steal from self checkout

ITT: We post humiliation rituals

boomerbox

It's not a boomerbox if you're just playing rap videos on it.

My mom is so addicted to TV i have to make sure I have it on when she comes over or she gets phisicaly I'll without it. It's like a fucking drug they cannot go without.

but having it stored in video, together with your ugly goblin or nigger face, and your credit card, is better?

Never understoof "have to"

My dad ALWAYS turns on all the electrnonics before he leaves the house. My solution was to set them on timers. So 5 minutes after he leaves the house everything shuts off.

He still doesn't understand how my presence causes a negative power bill. He's totally flabbergasted.

This forces the customer to purchse less goods at one time at a greater frequency per week allowing grocers to increase profit margins and lower inventory. It's not for your benefit, but theirs.

It's not humiliation if you didn't vaxx, or swab, or obeyed any social engineering attempt.

standing in line in 15min

vs

just using the self-checkout in 1min

hmmm what's best

working for 15 minutes vs. sucking cock for 1 minute

hmm

I hope some nigger or shitskin cracks your neck after you finished sucking

You gotta have at least Fox News on in the background.

avoiding stupid lines and stupid cashiers >

humiliation

Cashier, you? Are your job being taken away from you?

Those are my ticket to free shit

they are cashless here. not gonna use them

Show me on the doll where the Aussie touched you. Soft cock faggot.

how much of a ritual is this?

Trump being alpha d00d and kind
What problem bro

Who tf uses cash in 2025?

Hooten doosten Australoosendoosen go jam your cock between Pierre Van Hooijdonk's teeth you commie ratfuck.

Australia hates you too toothpaste

They're alright for the most part. My favorite at the moment is YNG Martyr.

youtu.be/MI8F5XvKbBY

the worst thing is you do the self check out and then the message comes a cashier needs to redo everything you did, don't be stealing from Mr. Shekelberg now.

My grocery store has a single manned cashier station and the line is always 10+ people because you need to use that line to buy alcohol. When covid started every business shut down 3/4s of their registers and never reopened them.

I can't stand when people get to these and act like it's their very first time in a store. Stand there all slackjawed with a blank stare

"what does it mean INSERT CARD? this makes no sense"

Who tf doesn't have a bank card in 2025?

here's another one

'Contactless payments'

most transparent ruse to villify cash.

yeah, I sure love having a (((bank))) see every single one of my transactions

OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DAVES DOUBLE DID TO MY FAMILY?
not a problem if you aren't on welfare.

They even put the candy near the check out so you can reward yourself for doing their work for them by sticking one in your pocket on the way out.

you can't even go to a different town and buy something at a bakery without it being logged

??? its mostly a problem if you sell services and want to avoid taxes. if your customer pays you in cash you can always claim no work happened and thus no taxes are to be paid. if every money transaction is recorded you cant really hide your black market business anymore.

At my local petrol station you still have to go to the human cashier if you bought petrol.

Damn I didn't know it was that bad of a police state! A holdover from the East Germany days?

I know. I have a side buisness and niggas never pay in anything but cash.

das hast du von Anon Babble
gestern

no potat only gulag

you're drawing an unnecessary conclusion. unless there's a police investigation, no one looks at these transactions, neither here nor in your country. but the fact that the government COULD, should worry you

What purpose does the humiliation ritual serve? Is it to enforce compliance? Is it about power? Genuine question.

This forces the customer to purchse less goods at one time at a greater frequency per week

How? Because you're too lazy to scan more items? Are you self-conscious about how slow you scan and afraid people in line will make fun of you? Or is it because you piss your pants at the "10 items only" sign that every grocery store has long since either ignored or removed? I can fly through a full cart of groceries in self checkout before the wagie in the standard lane even starts on their corporate mandated reward card spiel.