/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

kek

Image froze

She's been ranting the whole time

Connection comes back mid-rant

TYB

Good to be back home. Hotel 8kun was okay, but the vacation is over.

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I didn't make it there because the site now pops up a disclaimer telling you "you agree that pedo shit posted here isn't pedo shit"
Not that sharty was much better

Anyone know what the fuck these retards are talking about?

You may only participate in LPBG today if you were in the stream chat.

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good to be back

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He hit his gf
Maybe there were some other circumstances
He says his kids were outside during this playing with other kids
One of gf's friends who called the cops in the first place says they were inside
He says his gf said the kids were outside o algo but the cops basically shut her down/challenged her based on what her friend who called them said

Peacock

Live PD Season 3 Episode 44

Um, um, um, what the fuck hahahaha

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Hello frens, how are you doing today? It's good to be back.

I am on live PD, season 3 episode 44

We officially have a crossover episode

At some point he said something about subliminal messages, what was that about?

I went looking through all of the alternative chans for /LPBG/ and that one was the first I found.

Mami ain't havin' any of this

this guy sounds like post-match tyson

i didn't want to go to jail so I ran

Lol they really can't think ahead more than 15 seconds.

PLEEEAAA PLEAAAAA LET HE HOOOOME

Get fucked, sheboon kek

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

PLLLEEASEE

I didn't hear that
Maybe it's on uhhh the episode of WWE he's in on Peacock or something
Yeah sharty didn't have one or really any good threads
The opened a bunch of actual Anon Babble clone boards right in time for Anon Babble to come back up and them to become a ghost town again KWAB

Please mayne, I only ran cuz I be scared

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Chuck, are you serious here? Come on now.

Even in To Kill A Mockingbird which is a fantasy about white man bad black man dindu nuffin, the ultimate philosophical question Good White Lawyer is left with is "Great Ceiling Bird, why do niggers ALWAYS run?"

Please

PLEASE

Please

Well you shouldn't have called the police

It's good to be back <3

If only you knew how NIGGERS things really are

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I SKEAHD

I SKEAHD

next up: Marlin White Trash

obligatory

shower cap people

The more I read this the more it sounds like it come out of a chris rock show.

Abdul Collins

Kek, Abdul isn't a real name by the way.

Hey Algeria anon and other anons who aren't Algeria anon! We got tits with timestamp finally BTW.
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204

iPhone - friend, going to say that he has a job and is a good boy
Ketoria - girlfriend, will say he didn't beat her, and that she lied to police because she was mad
Tammy - (already started talking) he's a good boy, dindu

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how did they apply a blur retroactively to the stream?

*CHIRP*

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ahoy there algerianon! I agree, very nice to be back!

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Damn it, I'm so sick of repeats

Sweet jesus

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look at this photograph, one time Jamal made me laugh

It's better than some of the other ones that seem like they were typed up by a cat running across the hospital computer.

Ketoria Coleman is a cute

How about this one?

Pete using his glasses to take a better look

Prator eating his glasses

Sheryl hiding her face

Meemaw in shock

Chucky's brain froze from an unrelated issue

Youtube has built-in editing tools, they don't do much, but they can allow you to do some basic stuff cut small parts, mute sound, blur stuff... etc

Lol yeah chucky being oblivous was the best part.

absolute trainwreck of a body and face
she still pulls whatever dick she wants

Committed 2nd degree burglary

I was in the wrong place at the wrong time

I know what you mean - yesterday I was going to the grocery, and then suddenly I found myself robbing a bank with 3 other people!

Kek! BTW, I was chatting in a Mandoo premier stream because I was bored and I happened to mention On Patrol Live in Monroe, Louisiana and guess who appeared to ask me where I watched OPL...fucking Stella! That dude is everywhere.

Quachita would be a great sheboon name.

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Watched a video about a nog (a minor) who said him and two other nogs (also minors) all hiked like 20 miles on foot to the house of the ringleader nog's cousin just like "because they said they were going there" like to hang out, then went in stole shoes and stuff, left in a car stolen from the family, and the nog snitching said he never went in the house and thus didn't know at first that the other two nogs beat the family to death with baseball bats because he "didn't want to be involved in all that so he just stood in a bush and said no" when the other two nogs were wrestling with the cousin on the ground outside the house before the other theft/beating.

Like I walked all day to get here randomly and I just went idle while this crime took place then got in the car with them, nothing to do with me because I wasn't driving, oh well a violent robbery on a family at the least, well, I didn't personally do anything and they just randomly brought me along and thought I was going to.
kek

There is probably some woman named like that, you just haven't looked hard enough.

At least the Gooch always has a nice top hat to wear kek

Quachita

indeed
The Quachita Beast Incident

we have a crazy white man forehead tattoo

remember kids: face tattoos = felon

what the fuck on he head

This guy sacrifices animals at the altar lmao

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I’ve missed my parole board bros /hearthand

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criminals

We call them niggers sweaty.

He really likes games of thrones.

A lifetime of bad decisions

this dude has a line tattooed across his face
I've never seen that before

the forehead pedo swirl is a bullseye for firearms
the big neck tattoo is to align your fist with
and the anime scar tattoo across the nose is to aim blades at

I remember when I was a kid, the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover would get their face drawn on with permanent marker
This guy has the same energy

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This guy is here for the job interview.

Is that an inverted pentagram on his forehead?

oh, I couldnt tell what it was
this dude worships the devil
maybe keep him locked up

Welp he's not going anywhere

The lady accusing me is insane

Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works for him.

yeah he looks like charles manson. i hope he claims he found christ.

Satan doesn't like crybabies.

oh i didn't see the weird nose line tat under the eyes
what a choice

Is that an inverted pentagram on his forehead?

Yup, the tip is pointed down, which is in line with a satanic symbol

Upside-down pentagram. Some kind of neo-pagan or satanist probably.

It's probably true but that's not what the board wants to hear

inability to get over daddy issues (male version)

She slams her arm in the door and says "They'll never believe you"

I... kinda believe him
That sounds exactly like something a woman would do

Look at him. He can just stay in prison forever, I don't care about the reason.

Does that neck tattoo says "Suicidal"?

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how embarrassing.

I'm a christian

??

if you leave me you go to jail

Woman moment.

I'm christian

Satanic tattoo

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oof

maybe he is a founding member of the suicide boys

oh man, this dude just said he was a Christian

I dont believe anything this dude says

I've had it done to me, they do this shit all the time. Ive seen it so much from so many different women that I no longer ever believe them when they claim abuse, and funny how every single one of them has stories about abusive boyfriends.

I'M A CHRISTIAN

psychic award

did they leave the mics on in sexecutive session? I could hear them

Well, the pentagram is a very old Christian symbol before HollyJewwood destroyed it.

it seems so, it's hard to understand what they were saying though.

not revoked

Hail satan.

all satanists ARE christians, because Satan exists only in the christian bible based model

Sure, in the way that the swastika was a symbol of peace and spiritualism and ouija boards came into popularity in the western world via "spiritualist Christianity" like a century before being declared Satanic by nearly every sect.
There is a zero chance this particular violent methhead with daddy issues tattooed an inverted pentagram on his head to show his faith to god

The six pointed star aka the Star of David was associated with Islam for over a thousand years, yet no one thinks of it that way these days. Jews be stealin' 'errythin' mayne.

Nice catch, I didn't notice that.

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But only by tautology like how misanthropes are only technically human and abortion advocates are only technically lifeforms

Check out these digits.

I think it was the prisoner talking to the warden
It sounded to me like somebody asked what was going on, and another guy said "It's an executive session, they're talking..." and then it cut out

i am here for a job interview

what is your response?

Well done, doodleanon

Good to see we're back after the Anon Babble downtime
For OPL, I was in such bad shape I actually went to Reddit to read their comments while watching

You're hired.

sorry sir, that position has been filled

He looked absolutely feral. Back to your cage nigger.

Opl

There was also these two units.

Cops called to a gas station

Young girl working

'Yea it was a big big big woman and a big guy'

Dan cuts to a commercial

They come back to two of the fattest people I've ever seen

OPL has been getting better. Warmer temps I guess.

I'm face blind, is the nig on stream and the nig in picrel the same?

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Fastest executive session in the west

Creele jr

The Washington Parish Sheriff’s Office Detective Division arrested two men on October 30, charging each with five counts of burglary of a vehicle and four counts of criminal trespass. Both Richard Earl Creel, Jr., 19, a resident of Highway 60 and Michael D. Sawin, 31, a resident of Highway 424, remain in the jail on those charges. Additionally, Creel is charged with failure to appear in court. His bond is set at $25,000. Sawin’s bond is $15,000.

they name their towns after the highways?

Maybe?

Checked and finder-pilled. Nice! Gonna check that shit out, now.

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lil timmy on deck

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A bowl cut

Poor guy. He never outgrew his childhood.

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"shane hext" sounds like the protagonist from a network television drama ca. 2011

damn this guy on the left looks like he's gonna travel to the local chinatown and stage finding a suicide hanging

this guy looks like a guy in his 20s who is dating a 15 year old

Chucky sounds like a 5th grader struggling to read out loud for the class

Christ that is some high level nigger shit. See what we miss when Anon Babble gets hacked?!

God, what a stream last Monday was kek

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your parole officer is there to help you

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Parole officer gotta be my best friend

No one has ever said that, treat him like a boss you have to report to, nothing more.

To help you not be an evil piece of shit, or to help you back to the Zoo if you are.

honestly parole people:
this dude is not a danger to society, leave this dude alone
parole officer and cops giving this dude a hard time are just power tripping over a white dude because they know he will let them

It's cuz whiteys actually pay their fines and pay for their stupid programs so it's beneficial to keep them hooked into the system unlike niggers which are just a net drain on everything.

Not trusting the guy with 5 counts of burglary makes you a bad cop

Why are you acting like a nigger but on behalf of wipipo?
awww sheiiittt he dindu nuffin it cuh he waite he a good boi he only broke dat parole conditions twice

this dude is just trying to go to work on roads and live his life
stop holding him down and let him be a productive member of society

this good white boy has gotten his together and loves Jesus

he a valued membah of society he jus doin what he have to to support him family an sheiittt he jus made a mistake over and over he didn't mean no harm
Laws and borders and addresses an shiet be mad raycis

Chucky said what?

Uh uh

I noe you ain't leavin' me for dat parole officer

What's dis I hear about you leaving Louisiana to go see your Daddy in Mississippi?

Hell na

Where my sail foam at? I gotta make a call

Isn't a teardrop tattoo usually a mark that you killed somebody?

Wyppio in jail the scariest muthaf*ckas because the system is lenient to wyppio, so if they in jail, they bad

Not my area of expertise, but I think it depends on the cheek it is tattooed on, it can also mean mourning a deceased loved one.

OMG hahahahha, no way that happened. and there i thought pardon day is boring as shit so i skipped it.
nonetheless. where are yall niggerhating anitsemites going the next time Anon Babble goes down.

Showing up shackled is never a good look

It used to be, now it means the same thing all prison tats or fake prison tats are:
You are a professional nigger or nigger imitator who does drugs and takes it up the ass.

Perverts masteebating to this rn

Hey boob anon. We went over to 8kun and had a little thread on the Anon Babble board over there

It is either for a kill, or for a fallen homie. I think a filled in tear means that it's a kill.

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I'll fly to Louisiana and commit petty crimes so I can get on lpbg and I'll tell the council:
LOL! PEEPS! HAHA! SNEEDS!

child labor

This fucking guard looks 12. The fuck lmao.

oh hey we're back

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There's teenage girls around me who get this tattoo these days. It means nothing anymore.

I've been with him for 30 minutes

They have 12 year old working as prison guards?

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I found the first guy's On Patrol episode. It's not Live Patrol, it's On Patrol: First Shift, season 3, episode 44. His shit starts at about 9:17.

That guard looks like Jack Doherty

8kun. We had /lpbg/ and /opl/ there. It was comfy considering the circumstances.

this kid has been a CO for 30 minutes

this guy seems familiar...

I'm thinking you called it on this one lol

They are professional nigger imitators who do drugs and take it up the ass

Is he the schizo guy who came in and pulled some shenanigans, and so the Board killed the hearing?

Why you hanging around with thug teenage girls?

his greatest troll

he's pleading not guilty with all the words

That would be this based retard. Mr Goy (Real name Doneto Gentile).

Oh he absues animals, kill the fucking subhuman

he has the same voice and gesticulating as some dude who i think beat his girlfriend months ago or something but that guy had much shorter hair

Are you talking about Mr. Gentile?

What is he even rambling about? He lost me 10 minutes ago.

Ah, my frens, you have the right guy. Had this goy confused with the other Goy kek

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He got pounded at 2am at night lucky guy.

System of a Down hitting hard times

Senpai, he ain’t wildin’ no more, lowkey reformed, bet fr fr

Cap

Well yeah
I keep getting older and they stay the same age...

No prison sentence

No charges

No DOC number

Being held against his will

Free my nigga Gentile!

i can't believe they're letting him talk this long

Date women your own age, or older!

wrap it up

Old ladies give me the ick

They always let the white nan ramble

Where's Tony when you need him.

I was arrested for parole violation

And he thinks that's not a crime?

wait, this Boston neck tattoo has been on LPBG before

I remember him

Yes, he's been on like 3 times, he's being held hostage in prison.

They're better, stop being silly.

Its a real man to handle a real woman

The dog died because he got slammed in the door

A bullet is too good for this fucker

Hang him

They cut his mic just as he threatened to kill them

Threatened a parole officer

they let him talk that fucking long knowing they were going to revoke him the whole time

He did all of that rambling just to be swiftly denied.

Yea he's a criminal, but he's not as bad as some of the other guys on most job sites

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Nice

homie might wanna dialback the kubrick stare he's got going on there.

Wow, he sounds very inarticulate

Imagine this guy raping you, and the whole time he is staring and never blinks

how can he tell i smoked marihuana

We can smell it retard.

this guy's face looks like a snapchat filter

When the nigbyss stares back

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What I've gathered so far:

MUP DA DO

DIDDA PO MO

BIDDA BE DAT TUM

MAWFUGGIN BIX NOOD

His strategy worked, they didnt revoke parole

amazingly it worked.

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Can you pass a drug test?

Only one way to find out

Kek I can't believe it

Well frens, the first day back from a vacation wasn't so bad. See y'all tomorrow.

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Yeah I was going to comment on that
It's not a good answer - the right answer is "Of course I can pass it, I haven't done drugs"
But you can only say that if you are sober, so him saying "One way to find out" means "Yeah I smoked some pot, let's see if they can detect it"

Tomorrow's docket, I had to triple check, since everyone was removed or DENIED in advance

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will there even be any hearings?

Let's hope they fill it up with last second additions.

Oh shit forgot we were on tonight. I missed you faggots while Anon Babble was down. I couldn't bring myself to watch any hearings by myself with no general lol.