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So glad 4chinz is back up for these comfy breads

I just started back up watching TNG, DS9, and VOY for the millionth time. On season 3 of TNG right now.

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its amazing how rewatchable they are, i look forward to getting all my crap done for the day then getting to relax with trek

danke

I turn it on in the background usually

I just finished Voy and am on Season 7 of Stargate SG1. Not a bad 'knockoff' if you like TNG since it follows a similar formula of 1 episode story lines with longer arcs and sci-fi mumbojumbo that barely makes sense. I'm nto hating it but may try that enterprise series if I can't find more stargate stuff to watch.

WHERE ARE YOU SHRMIP WHY IS YOUR WEBSITE KILL

no chat

fuck off nigger thats not a replacement

I liked SG1 a bunch. Only watched it fully through once. It gets repetitive near the end. Then I watched like 2 seasons of Atlantis and 1 season of universe.

Enterprise isn’t horrible. Some of it was pretty good. Better than any of the new trek bullshit

sg1 is pretty good too. you'll probably like enterprise, it has a good start and keeps to exploring for a while

universe gets a lot of hate but i kinda liked it by the end of s2, they fixed a lot of the issues with it. the whole stones thing was a mistake

Thats what I'm noticing: go to new planet, wow these people are weird, minor complication they should just fuck off, kill a villain. Or its Anubis has a new weapon, they teleport and blow it up, everyone has pie when they return.
Picard was awful, no idea why he agreed to do that series.
I didn't hate below decks but it was definitely a project ran by retards from reddit that just had no writing past the first 4 episodes.

5 min warning, get those snacks ready

This better be good.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

maybe

Waiting for your post anon

My biggest problem with Voyager was how quickly they defused the tension of the setting

There should have been an entire season of fighting among the Maquis and even mutiny attempts
But no, end of the pilot, everybody's wearing uniforms with no arguments

And the idea of being unable to resupply should have factored in a lot more
Imagine the ship taking catastrophic damage and needing to graft a Kazon deflector shield, and the rest of the series it's got this jury-rigged shit on the front of it in every shot
But no, they take damage and next episode it's looking like it just got out of spacedock

Anon Babble is back, anons make it good
I miss Nye county

we live

welcome to on patrol prior to air

It's like a fucking obstacle course

he runnin

He's clearly not dead, leave this crackhead alone!

Seriously - you get a call about a body, dude's clearly not dead and doesn't want to talk to you, so just close the call and get out of the rain

he just wanted to do his drugs under the bridge in peace

Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure

I swear this feels like a rerun

STOP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT TALKING WITH ME!

Yeah it's called

springtime in the South

sup nigger

when a guy runs like that they probably have to presume he has warrants

asshole cop
ruining someone's friday evening

Calling a k-9 for dude under the bridge that ran in the rain? Rain kills scent and will be useless.

Kinda silly that he is even bothering chasing that guy

Dat ass doe

Sup frens
What we eating and drinking tonight
Had some stuffed peppers with asparagus, eating some oranges and grapes for dessert

come on dan we don't need 40 minutes of a dog chasing some homeless dude

Violet Mendez

don't forget to post her fat ass, webm anon

Bless you anon

This feels like a Silent Hill movie.

Greetings and sauteetions fine shits

Someone put some time into those street murals of doggos

Authentic Navajo artwork

good evening

no speaka englis

D E P O R T

evening, niggers

Deport

Deport

Deport

Deport

no ingles

yeah he high

Fucking spics

Post your OPL station.

Tacos with cilantro from my garden

He works for a contractor, he's doing the job Americans just won't do!

I liked below decks. At least the first few seasons. More of a comedy in the Star Trek universe than being actual trek. The final season, 5, was absolute shit because they tried incorporating the alternate universe crap into it.

would be a real shame if someone reported evanscontractinggroupllc.com for using illegal labor to ICE.gov

Nice, anon. I like the aesthetic.

Comfy doggo.

My daughter made that for me

mexican coke in the cup holder

I look forward to these every week. I
Ally friends moved away or are married with kids. This is what I do after work.

More of a comedy in the Star Trek universe than being actual trek.

Yeah thats what made it work for me. Comedy is hard to do and I don't remember laughing at it very much but it was light hearted and I just like Star Trek

I hope they can pull her dashcam or something so we can see how it wasn't even close

I have birria tacos on a list of thing I want to make
Going to use some cow tongue which is super lean

He’s had his ass parked in the same chair for 14 years.

How old are you?

I don't know

I don't know my name

I don't know my birthday

How illegal is she?

What the absolute fuck lmao shits a fake

I don't know my middle name

I don't know my birthday

My birthday is on here

I think she might be lying.

Nice. Is there a pattern or whatever passing around so anyone can make one? Not that I could.

Is this fat spic retarded?

Did these moderators call the police over a disagreement at CVS and are now resisting police?

You can easily look it up

You can easily push away from the table fatso

If you want real fun, there are a bunch of 90s episodes of COPS on YouTube. It's insane how much different it is.

She lying out of her ass.
Who doesn't know they're middle initial or age? Give me a break.

Checked… the nigress in Berkeley is always power tripping and makes outlandish claims to embellish the truth. I’m sure that spic charged right at her…. Lmao he wasn’t even close to hitting her head on

Cow tongue and beef cheeks are underrated.

I showed her a picture and she knitted it
I complained that the legs are too short
She might try again

this lady cop is an absolute bitch and was nowhere close to being hit. hope the beaner gets deported

She’s probably an illegal spic. Deport her ass.

Who doesn't know they're middle initial or age

I couldn't tell you my age on the spur of the moment, but I would say something like "I was born in 'XX, so that makes me..."
But the middle initial is as big a red flag as you can give

Guess it's retard night. I'm definitely down

She is so annoying. Serenity is so much better.

husband is threatening wife with a knife

Maybe she deserves it.

Carly Car is a black Karen.

A HAPPENING. DAN SURELY WONT GO TO BREAK

LA BAMBA PUERTA

Just shoot him.

no furniture

another one
Deport

Deport

Deport

Deport

she was there for "medical weed" so being a dysfunctional adult child who is not responsible for themselves in any way is not out of the question

CHIRP

That is a really dangerous angle if the guy is inside that room

checked

the old eps are great. its sad watching the new stuff, opl included where they let so many drunks, druggies, thieves go

she'd have u in a chastity belt and drain your balls at 1am

Am I hearing ceiling birds?
Or are their shoes squeaking on the floor?

No one covering the back door?

expecting a shart?

Oh yeah some people turn their nose up at it but when slow cooked and seasoned real well cow tongue is some of the best meat

Come on I want to hear some gun shots

chirp

Nah thats just how the hallway sounds.

no furniture

I noticed that too - weird

Oh fuck 14 y.o dead

I work in tech support and I had a white guy with a ceiling bird.
I was taken aback.
So glad I found a non-phone work at home job offer this week.
Fuck dealing with niggers, old people and white trash over the phone.

FUCK YOU DAN. SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS AND YOU CUT TO BREAK

This will turn into an hour of absolutely nothing. These "hostage" calls are always boring as fuck.

no furniture

that's my dream setup

The Latina inside wearing white was kinda hot desu… for some reason Latinos love to threaten their lovers with blades because it exudes passionate love and rage in the same emotion, like they still have the affinity of the conquistadors mixed with the savagery of Indians…

I think we might have something here, but Dan will never show it.

There is only one Long John Silvers left open in South Florida. Hanging by a thread.

I enjoy entertaining people too much, so I need furniture and space
But in college this was basically my setup

so hot
i'm sure u'll die with a smile on your face

Long John Silvers were always trash tier and they just go worse with the time
Their battered chicken would leave a greasy film in your mouth

she was thin, so she's prolly a minor

not bad, but i'd throw the bag and jacket in closet and rip up the carpet for hard floors so i can walk and piss at random

i had it a few years ago and it was the saltiest shit i've ever tasted

No wonder I've been missing these threads.
Normally I work during this happening lol.

*chirp*

All he needed was funky town playing

Funny because i watched Sloptubers give Long John Silvers chicken tenders the second best ranking out of like 15 different fast food chicken places recently.

this can't be the most entertaining footage they can produce

...that's a smoke alarm isn't it

every time I hope it's not real
every time I'm disapointed

I want to know the rest of the illegal spic using a fake ID

They called in the big boy unit

...that's a smoke alarm isn't it

That's just the noise the hallway makes

They should remake Scarface again after Biden. This time it isnt just Jimmy Carter and Miami its the entire country.

This is the footage most convenient to Dan's messaging

probably uses the worst oil in the world to clog your arteries in 6th months top

Gato!

Gato

Why do spics love painting their walls peach or light orange? Is it to simulate their old mud huts back home?

Based Glowniggers finally showing off in real post

More foder for the Democrats to screech about when he gets deported after he tried to stab his wife.

14

My smoke detector started beeping due to a malfunction causing an early end of life for the detector. I had it unplugged by the 3rd chirp and a new detector installed the very next day. Would’ve been same day but it was at night and the hardware store was closed.

I can understand being too lazy to swap the batteries on the smoke alarm but why the fuck wouldn't you just pull the batteries out so you don't have to listen to the chirping 24/7

That's two drunk spics tonight boys

ceiling bird

I like how the fat fuck sergeant doesn’t go in until they have the guy handcuffed.

Yeah, color of the adobe mud. Most of new mexico its state law your building must be made of pink adobe. Its always monotonous and terrible seeing everything being nearly identical.

Why is every in this country, both legally and illegally, so fucking fat

Isn't every poor class house in Florida like that?

This fucker is about to be deported!! Based

Spics will lie to protect their own even if their own just beat the shit out of them or someone else they care about

Of course not… Dan has his editorial reasons

That spic isn’t 14 that nigga is 32

maybe
i painted my hall an off cinnamon color
it's pleasant
i hate off white shit walls

It was a very 1980’s and 1990’s thing to do in Florida

Hella frens

Ima get naked for you right now

also tvapp i being an uncooperative ass anyone got an alt stream plz n thanks

I wonder if Trump has hyper orange rooms at Mar-a-Lago?

Trump is into gold, not orange.

It's where he does his Jedi like meditation

This is a common move for most families. It's one of the many reasons domestics are so frustrating and dangerous. A cop will arrive and find one family member beating another one to death and they sometimes both turn on the cops.

anyone got an alt stream plz n thanks

Download/Open the VLC Media Player
Ctrl-N to open network stream
Enter the m3u8 here Watch and enjoy

good coloring

that's "bone"

what the fuck

no shit
u have to be a moron to step into domestic desputes
knew a guy who got between a couple and they turned and shot his dumbass in the foot

We can't even drink milk without added sugar and flavoring
I've gotta lose some fucking weight

Camera man wants some blueberry cobbler milk. I bought lemon blueberry crumble poptarts tonight. They didnt have Toaster Strudels. Fuck Target.

I thought that was Yakabuzi without the hat.

nah

Chirp

I don't know why. Why can't you just get plain fucking milk. Why does everything have to have a color or flavor.

Blueberry flavored milk, probably tastes like a boberry biscuit from bojangles… it’s a southern thing and if you were in the south it would make perfect sense

Looked like the bad guy in Quantom of Solace, Mr. Green.

it's a southern thing

Like rampant obesity and heart disease. This probably tastes like sugar, syrup, blueberry puree, milk, and blue dye #6 churned into slurry.

of course dan won't go back to that mexican who can't remember her name or birthday

you know some broke ass nigger going around claiming he eatin blueberry cobbler

Is that Salka? Where that ghetto accent come from?

The final fight between him and Bond was so dumb. I can't believe they tried to depict them as physical matched. I can still remember that guy's screeching

RFK Jr just banned all those food dyes. Companies have till the end of the year to remove them from their products or they will be pulled from the market.

He actually didn’t. It was more of a handshake agreement with a few companies.

No argument, but where the chores are makes a difference. It's got to be a computer-connected TV, and this is a big house. I'm trying to migrate some tasks to the living room for tomorrow, but for tonight, it's Just Shoot Me dvds in the bedroom and basement.

Some white people love to code switch when talking to niggers
It's disgusting but sometimes they have to in order to keep them in line.

Eh more like blueberry mixed with vanilla icing… I have t eaten that stuff since I was a kid getting bojangles for breakfast but I can still recollect the taste of a blueberry biscuit with vanilla icing on it. It’s just a novelty item nobody actually buys that shit regularly and maybe buys it once to taste it like a nestle quick or a yahoo bullshit from a gas station.

thank you i love you was so close to just killing myself

Lol. That movie isnt that bad if you watch it right after watching Casino Royale. But on its own its kind of bland. Still not the worst Craig Bond film. I think No Time To Die is the worst Craig film. Or Spectre both are dumb.

Had to step away for 30 mins anything interesting happen?

more spics

No

Deport them all

no

Had to step away for 30 mins anything interesting happen?

A woman tried to buy alcohol from Walgreens using her medical marijuana card as proof
She didn't know her middle name or birthday, and just said "Just look at the card for the info"
Of course, Dan hasn't gone back

take meee back to monroe, LA city where the pants are stretched and the cops are sweaty
whoa oh i want to go

damn Grainger got some useful products.

Companies have till the end of the year

Doesn't sound like he thinks those dyes are all that dangerous if he is letting them sell that poison for the rest of the year

Wheels of justice turn slow, even your stores are currently ordering and will receive products they will be selling you this fall/winter.

Yeah but if something in our food was found to be dangerous it would be pulled off the shelves the next day

Dating a Latina is a good way to end up in a domestic situation on op live

3 spics we might have a streak tonight

Who's that?

Trump admin just ended Bidens ban on menthol cigarettes. Niggers are so stupid they voted for a old white corpse that was going to ban their Newports. But they are about to remove soda from food stamps so im sure they will chimp out.

Any tips? I followed the instructions and no stream in VLC.

Recall is different than changing the entire supply chain.. I used to work in a distribution warehouse and we would get new products that you wouldn’t see in the stores until 60-90 days later and that doesn’t include it coming from the manufacturer… Literally the newest thing you see in stores except for perishables are ordered 6 months ahead of the time you actually see it on your store shelves.

6 months before you see it on your store shelves*

For food? Shit that isnt made in China? The newest Pine-sol flavored Doritos sit in a warehouse for three months before they hit gas stations and Wal-Marts?

I gave up after Spectre. It was so horrible. I remember when the script was leaked from those Sony hacks and everyone thought it was fake because it ripped off the plot of an Austin Powers movie lol

You did Ctrl-N to open a network stream, and put the whole thing in there?

What part of

except for perishables

Is hard to understand?

sorry to break the bad news, but you might be retarded

I missed this general like you wouldn’t believe. I need fedchan

That was one of the stupidest, most empty, virtue signaling things he did which is really saying something. Ban the product with the addictive chemical? No, ban one variety of it because one group had a taste for them. What’s the fucking point

Yes those new Doritos are already months old before they hit your store shelves… Only perishables like fresh meats (not prepackaged with preservatives), vegetables and fruits that re not shelf stable are the only things that having been sitting a warehouse months before you are consooming it…

I'm so mad they turned the DampRid commercial into yet another version of the "precocious mutt kid" spot

This is Israelchan

Some lobbyists donated huge money to ban menthol cigarettes. Probably jews since they dont control big tobacco. Bidens cabinet was extremely jewish.

Dis nigga puking beans

sir this is a Wendy’s

probably a serial killer or el chapos daughter

clearly beans

beaner ate beans

WOW

Yeah, I'm leaning towards "This guy swallowed a shitload of meth, and now he's puking it up"

He had the wendys chili

NGMI

dan wtf who wants to watch this shit

It's the French fries, Wendy's FF is terrible.

Indeed. For some reason I always have trouble with OPL streams in VLC.
Tried it again, not working. I've had this issue before with VLC and don't understand why, I've been using it for like 20 years with no problems except OPL streams. Weeeiird.
Also, cameraman wretching.

Oh shit! I live in Sarasota

But why? You donate enough to ban methols and nothing else? Was this solely to get votes from white liberals who think most people need legislated baby sitting?

rizzo has crazy eyes

Sorry fren, not sure why it's not working for you.
I don't know of any other way to watch except the VLC link or thetvapp

$1000 of taxpayer rope wasted

OK this is wild.

Did you see the video of the guy who ate meth at a traffic stop and dropped dead on the road

Should have just jumped on in the first place

is letting it run out of gas not a fucking option?

wicked

They did the menthol ban fairly early after Biden was installed. Way before the mid terms. Felt like someone purchased that ban.

George Groyd?

But who and why? Not that I doubt it, I just want to know.

No problem, TVApp is back up.
Pretty wild boat chase. I'd want a helmet for that boarding.

water stop sticks

Is this autistic neckbeard spilling his spaghetti all over his carseat

She’s getting moist having this man shaking with anxiety

Stroking time, fellas.

Big vape? Trump is banning flavored vapes from China because its all cheap poison. China maybe?

This guy is going to post on Anon Babble about spilling spaghetti when getting pulled over

he's got a medical marijuana card so he's prolly ripped

This kid might have a touch of the autism.

Is this autistic neckbeard spilling his spaghetti all over his carseat

Something is definitely off about this traffic stop
Not sure if it's the guy himself, if he's drunk, or what
But something's off

it was part of getting rid of any flavored tobacco as a muh keedz initiative

He’s nervous because he has probably never been pulled over before and he’s white. He’s obeying the officer.

Autism + weed is a hell of a combination.

autists with sleeve of tattoos

News to me.

these guys will talk about this shit til the day they die

he's got drugs, probably a gun

he has a concealed handgun so he lied on a form for either the gun or the weed and knows he's fucked

I was pulled over recently for a routine traffic stop and I was nervous as shit. I’m sure I was acting similar to that guy. Just got a warning for speeding. I’m white.

Serenity about to take someone to Ghetto University and graduate them magma cum violentiam

Permitless concealed carry is legal in Florida.

lot of places you can't have a card and own a gun

Nigger ate a joint

hearty kek

having a gun and marijuana together is illegal in all 50 states

you can't have a card and own a gun

Yeah I think it could still be a federal thing, guns and drugs together at a traffic stop

stands on the wheel

stands on top of car

this guy is retarded

It’s in love

That chick is too pretty to be a cop. it's like seeing a tattoo-less next door Stacey type do porn. It's disconcerting on a certain level.

"Stand in front where I can see you"

climbs onto the hood of the truck

touche

Lol this guy is such a nervous dork

a warning for rolling a stop sign

Topkek, what a retard.

she didn't want to deal with the goodball

She’s absolutely gorgeous

That was some Jedi shit.

I thought he was going to hug her at the end there

I’ve been pulled over so many times I’ve lost count. Never really felt nervous. I had a cop unbutton his holster and start yelling because he thought I was reaching for a knife on the passenger floor even though I was buckled into the driver’s seat

top tip: autists are easy to spot by the way they walk.

new bread

I think I’d rather be drawn and quartered than watch Jimmy Fallon do anything

Yeah I think where states have legal weed you can have weed and a gun and it’s legal, possibly illegal on a federal level but everyone knows that would just clog the courts to a level beyond being able to deal with it. They could probably send it to the federal district attorney if you were already involved in something much more serious, it I doubt any federal court would take that on face f]value and just dismiss it. Kinda like how most felons getting caught with a gun is prosecuted on a state level 99% of the time when it’s actually a federal crime

new bread

TYB

testt

looks like a norman rockwell painting

niggers

God having to share existence with niggers is so fucking tiresome

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!