Literally every cunt I talk to is like

I second this

literally why, don't they just drink and throw knives?

Australian normalniggers are sad and retarded

People actually are ocker in the outer suburbs where I live.

people started getting pissy about standing in queue to vote for one of two fuckwits, abusing the wankers that wave pamphlets became more common. so some tosser thought giving people a shit tasteless sausage on a piece of the cheapest tasteless factory bread they can find, cover it in sauce that is 90% sugar will make everyone happy. it was astroturfed in the msm as a "democracy sausage"

balding z.o.ybois with 3 day growth and silly glasses think it is the most funny and witty thing ever.

retards went along with it.

Looks like a cat shit on a piece of bread... look in to barbecue m8, you might enjoy it

Kek
Thanx

It's not that deep, retard. People just do it to fund-raise for something that their local community needs.
You miserable schizos complain about everything. Save everyone else the drama and just kill yourself.

fund-raise

it doesn't raise funds when they are free dipshit.
go wave some pamphlets dickhead.

I had 3 of these for lunch and didn't even know this was a thing. What else are you going to do with the ends of a loaf of bread? I also microwave the hotdogs because I'm lazy.

Last time I voted it was a gold coin donation.

So, did you get your democracy sausage ?

How long does it take you to vote? For me it was 15 minutes total including travel time.

5 minute walk to the polling station

4 minute wait in line

1 minute vote

5 minute walk home

There was a 17 year old kid running the lineup I was in. Maybe you don’t have enough volunteers to work the polls?

they ripped you off.
the charity ones are at bunnings.

That looks disgusting
Not even a bun, just a piece of bread and a weathered looking sausage with mustard. I've been poor and I never ate that bad

I guess no one can be fucked volunteering anymore because there wasn't anyone making sausages this morning.
I voted all the majors last and just randomly voted minor parties for the rest.

Just dildo'd penny wong with a democracy sausage in the portaloo lads might do it again later idk

cover it in sauce that is 90% sugar

mustard doesn't have any sugar, or at least you should never buy mustard that has sugar. No sweetener ketchup is also way better than slop.

Gives you that Democracy Sausage

Faggot

Looks burnt and dry and the bread looks like horrible fake American shit

God you're an npc

democracy sausage

qrd?

Maybe you don’t have enough volunteers to work the polls?

My area had a bunch of geriatric volunteers who insisted on repeating the exact same procedure for me and each member of my family because he was convinced he would receive an earful if he didn't ask each of us our exact same home address, suburb and last name as.

found the guy that demands you join in on workplace potlucks during your unpaid lunch hour

Australian normalfaggots think they are funny and worship democrasoi

Miserable sad cunt

yeah but why they call it democracy sausage? what's the relationship, is it like done by DEI or what?

mustard is a rare choice, usually it is red coloured sugar sauce or brown coloured sugar sauce.

because it's on election day and you get one when you go to the polls

In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

memeflag

memeopinions

it's like pottery

yellow mustard

Fucking barbaric.

I hate you east coast poorfags with your cheap slice of bread. Here on the Best Coast we have hot dog buns for our fundraising snags. WA is the birthplace of Bunnings so you know we are 100% correct on this matter.

retard flag retard opinions.
look i can be retard too

ah lmao, like the vax burger

Voting is for faggots

Wait you DIDN'T get it
Hey, FUCK YOU, OK ?

Anon hears this story they are handing sausages at the voting place

Goes to vote

Not even a sausage

Got screwed again

He should have trashed the place

you were always a gutless retarded cunt even before you dropped the flag

Oh shit we got a foodie over here.

ask each of us our exact same home address, suburb and last name as.

Yeah that sounds time consuming. For us, they mail us a card that tells us what polling station to go to. At the polling station they check that the name on the mailed card matches the name on your ID. Don’t really have to say anything to them. Only takes a second,

ooooo someone on the rag.
go stick a med up your ass faggot.

yeah we need to give the old bastards something to do or they get restless and start mouthing off at cashiers at the local super markets

that sausage looks like it walked for 5 days straight through rain and blazing sun just to get to the barbeque and get forgotten about for another 5 days. the smell of democracy.

Australia is sad because of npcs like you. Get replaced by jeets, retard

Anon Babble niggers are like a jihadist cell, they sit quiet in shadows.

start mouthing off at cashiers at the local super markets

its ok they dont speak english so they dont care what the old boomers say.

Sausages have both pork and beef in them

It literally keeps mussos, kikes and hindus away.
Also vegetarian/vegan faggots
Yes it's a normie meme like hammerbarn sausages, but it's huwite

I'm voting Steph Hunter

that pic
you chose the turd sandwich over the giant douche

Are you immune from being replaced by jeets because you're edgy or something?

The mustard says

This tasty pork sausage is dedicated to the pedophile Moo-Ham-Mad

in Mudslime language

Damn, I can't read that cursive. I must be a nigger.

Where are you getting free sausages you spastic. They are like $6 now. Show flag. You're not even Australian.

I'm almost 40 and I never voted because the preferential system was a joke and a lie but I heard they changed it recently? Is it a proper preferential vote now? I'm gonna vote anyway at least as a protest vote but the UK shit has got me hopeful. Maybe I'm not an extreme minority anymore? Maybe there are other people that care about long-term stability over short-term growth?

straya's best meme is a crispy burt weiner on cheap whitebread and lowest quality neon yellow "mustard"

You need some fuckin cooking skills, fuckin hell. Also mustard on a sausage, what are you a fuckin ex-pat seppo? I'll cook me own too, but only cause I ain't paying fuckin 3.50 for one. I remember the days when you could get one for a dollar. Also learn to fuckin cook

that's bunnings, they are free at vote stations.
if you are paying for them, you are being scammed.

I lived in Australia for 10 years of my adult life and i can say Australian culture is the most sterile manufactured culture in human history. It is like a group of people got together and created this soup of Canadian, American, and British cultures but left out the charm of any of the three. What is even more weird is how slutty their women are and how it is endorsed by every aspect of the Australian population. I also lived in whistler for three years and every single Australian i met, male or female were sex crazed fiends. I genuinely feel sorry for any Australian man who marries a women who spent time in Canada because she was almost certainly blown out by every lift attendant in the staff accommodation and god knows how many Vancouver day trippers.

Your entire country is a joke, mate.
Just give up.
Maybe you should relocate to the USA. We're the best nation on Earth.

NO HABLO ESPAÑOL!

Ew, we definitely do not want Serbs
You guys are literally roaches!

Right now, you could walk down the street and be stabbed to death by a crazed crack addict nigger. Most of your fellow countrymen would sooner donate to the nigger's legal defence fund than morn your death.

morn

Mourn

Wheres yi buns mate

Its an ex prison colony, of course they are all faggots.

Right now, you could walk down the street and be stabbed to death by a crazed crack addict nigger.

Not true. I walk around in a big gay city all the time and I'm fine.

Most of your fellow countrymen would sooner donate to the nigger's legal defence fund than morn your death.

Not really. That's mostly social media/mass media propaganda. It's an illusion, mate.
Stop being so gay.

Thanks doc.
How new are you?

idgi

Hot Carl is when you shit on someone's face.

that's literally a poverty meal

What region are you from, and how much does a Hot Carl cost at your local spot?

The problem isn't the sausage, it's the gay reddit term "democracy sausage"

Well I'm glad I just voted against uni rather than for anything