You just don't understand...

cool, what were you busy doing?

Who the fuck teaches their child to stand in the middle of the street?

Truckbloat is entirely driven by EPA regulations

It's the fault of the chicken tax and stupid emissions regulations. Truck companies build huge trucks to comply with the regulations cause it's way easier than making small trucks have even lower emissions.

Imagine being such a retarded troon faggot that you have a phobia of work trucks.

Kids walk across the street and across parking places/lots.

The van confuses and angers the American

Except you aren't using them for work. The statistics are clear.

Go watch any road in America for 30 minutes. 90% of pickup trucks aren't hauling shit that wouldn't fit in a Ford Focus.

Even you don't believe your own cope.

Vans are shit for myriad of reasons and are used in certain situations.

I can't believe i still see these monstrosities in my 3rd world shithole. They are always driven by some baby face retard too, oblivious to the fact of how ugly and disruptive his little gay moving house is to everyone around him.

I have a right to kill commies to offset my carbon footprint.

Pretty much. Americans pride themselves on being the boomers of the world. Stupid, selfish, greedy, wasteful amd generally obnoxious. They don't have any real values other than the value they place on neoliberalism. The idea that everyone is a special snowflake who should be allowed to do whatever they want. Even in this thread you see the so called "conservatives" making neoliberal arguments about big wasteful trucks being necessary as an expression of their manufactured masculinity. No different than an aging boomer buying a sports car to impress people that still think he's lame.

Why do you get to demand my space? What gives you that right other than pure selfish narcissism?

the trailer confuses and angers the european

Im 35, have 20 acres, married, three children, and debt free. I don't see your point.

Public roads and streets aren't "your" "space".

Public roads

Public

yeah, they are retard

Cry more bitch nigga

"I have the right to rape myself and everyone around me"

You live in a civilized society, your sole purpose in life is to keep said civilisation running. Making a tank your daily drive and demanding your govrnement to spend billions of dollars to make wide enough roads for your tank when there are much better alternatives is retarded.

"But muh freedom"

Liberalism is cancer

Vans are absolutely god-tier for everything.

I'm with you OP, i fucking hate these oversized white trash mobiles. If your truck goes roaring down the road sounding louder than low-flying aircraft, you deserve to be shot at.

The seething is glorious.

Those oversized trucks are a Jewish scam to fool conservative grifters, mostly insecure guys who think they are owning the libs by buy.... financing an piece of shit truck made in Mexico that has poor gas mileage, drive like shit on the road, and larp like they are blue collar despite never working a back breaking job in their life. They are on par with Tesla cucks and should be gestapo'd in a just society.

Nah but they do have their place in cities and for light, sensitive goods. Standard American picks are better in most other ways.

those trucks are gay as fuck and it's ALWAYS some 5 foot nothing dude driving one but trying to ban them is even gayer

owning the libs

I’ve never met a single person in my entire life that has bought a truck with that being even a remote thought in their mind. That’s ridiculous.

At the very least, driving a sports car could be considered fun. Driving a truck isn't fun. Trucks are supposed to be utilitarian. They aren't supposed to be comfort or luxury vehicles. Americans are buck broken by jewish protestant work culture.
You do not know about facebook boomers or genxer conservatives.

I think we need to start talking about the environmental impact of women’s vanity.

caustic chemicals like acetone washed down the drain at the nail salon. Not to mention the co2 to get there.

the human slavery of hair extensions

the human slavery in the clothing industry. Not to mention the co2 burned shipping it here. Women only need 4 to 5 outfits. The rest is just greed and vanity.

the cosmetic industry and all the petrochemicals used. Not to mention the slave labor to manufacture or the animal abuse involved in testing. Not to mention the co2 in shipping.

disposable feminine hygiene products. wtf is that about? How many trees do we really need to cut down for the waste. Just reuse a rag and wash it.

And that’s just the beginning. We all need to do our part.

The real problem is that women simply cannot into science. CO2 is oxygen for plants. And the literally need CO2 to give us the O2 we breathe. That’s far too complex a thing for them to grasp.

You might be onto something. It would be nice if women would stop using cosmetic products.

They’re useful and practical, dumbass. I drive a lot. And I would not sacrifice the comfort and help it provides with my back for anything. I carry big ladders everywhere I go. If you think I should be cramped into a tiny compact truck for 12 hours a day, fuck you.
Tell me, OP. How many square feet are in your home? Why are you heating and cooling all that space? It’s FAR more wasteful than a single truck. Anything over 500 sq feet and you’re murdering planet earth.

Women ARE THE consumers. They are the principal drivers of waste and excess. They’ve never done actual work, and they want to begrudge men their single comfort in our 12 to 16 hour days in the field and the utility they provide. It’s mind boggling their arrogance and chutzpah. No woman could hang with me on a typical day of work…and she wants to sit back like a spoiled princess issuing judgements. Their entire lives are nothing but consumption and the pursuit of pleasure. And one small thing men have to aid in a grueling days work they want to take away because of their ignorance of science and need to virtue signal? It’s absurd.

Still making false excuses for your degenerate money spending.

I agree. The solution was always motorcycles. Using exactly what you need is the most masculine thing possible. Trucks can be rented when needed. Economy Car + Motorcycle is the meta.

My truck is 15 years old and it’s paid for. What now? It is a full sized V8, but I live in mountainous terrain and it’s more than needed. If anything, I could do with more horsepower.
Now, about the square footage in your home. How much? Let’s discuss it.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? Wardrobe…how many outfits you’ve only worn once? Purses…how many? Do you have any clue how much CO2 goes into your vanity? But you don’t want to talk about that, you just want me in a cramped tiny vehicle all day while you sit around complaining.

There isn’t a rental location within 45 minutes of my house. I would need to rent a truck most every day. Motorcycles are for third world Borgs. Enjoy your fate as a hood ornament.

I would rather have a smaller truck but they dont make them anymore and im not handy enough to get an old one

It doesn't matter how big the car is. Any car would kill that little girl.
Why do they want you to fear a truck more than, say, a prius? A Prius going the same speed as the truck will kill her just as dead.

A truck is just the consolation prize for not being able to ever own an RV

Your situation isn't even close to representing the average persons situation. Exceptions can be carved out for people like you but instead of addressing that you wanna talk about how beautiful of a fucking unicorn you are. How about you suck my cold shit off the floor nigger?

did you guys know that diesel is the only fuel source that will never run out? and can be made at home for pennies per gallon?

This image is so disingenuous. They left out the fact that you can still buy a modern pickup with a long bed. Only difference is that a lot of manual options are gone to appease the Ameritards. Though many want crank windows back.

I get that the best selling truck configuration are those gay shortbed crewcabs but at least mention that longbed singlecabs are still a thing.

They selected nonstandard configurations. You can still buy a long bed truck without the crew cab.
They're mad that crew cab options exist... How silly.
And everyone needs a little backseat to toss a bag, some tools, groceries, etc, so most people don't want the ones with the bed right up against the seat like that.

"Illustrate the trend", kek, yellow journalism at it's most insidious.

It’s actually pretty common. And you obviously don’t know much about the real world or real work. Even if a large truck is only fully utilized (ie towing huge loads or stacked full) ten times a year, that still validates its purchase. Moreover, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with owning one simply because you like them. Modern emissions are outstanding. Real pollutants like supper dioxide are a legit menace to the planet, co2 is not bad at all. Whatever warning we have experienced is the direct result of greater intensity from the very thing that heats the planet, the sun. I understand that that’s a difficult concept to grasp. But it’s true.
You must understand, the whole CO2 rubric was part of a plan to deindustrialize the west — also as an excuse to reduce the global population. There’s no hard science behind it…it’s pure propaganda. And it’s propaganda with a sinister intent. They sought to guilt people into living like bugs, eating bugs and forefitting their very humanity so that weirdo nerds (like gates) could exercise absolute power over every aspect of everyone’s lives.

tl;dr

Shut the fuck up retard

GRRR TRUCKKS ARE TOO BIG BAN THEM GRRRR

NUTRUCKS WILL FLATTEN KIDS BECAUSE THEY HAVE LONG HOODS GRRR

YOU DON'T "NEED" THING

I buy what I want, kill yourself tranny. If Eurofucks can buy them in Germany or wherever the fuck they're importing these at, then nothing's stopping me from doing it too.

Also Not Just Bikes is a retarded canuckian WEF shill that likes to smell his own farts and will get defensive if people don't agree with his viewpoints or have an opinion that contradicts his. A literal lolcow.

Everyone should have monster-trucks

I have a RIGHT to be knowingly wasteful and greedy

Is a potter not entitled to use or sell the pots he makes? Is a farmer not entitled to sell his food to interested parties? What makes you qualified to decide what's wasteful or what's not? Who died and made you king?

Ur afraid of amish? I found the jew!

It's a common jewish ploy to fear monger. They use the most unrealistic scenrio of kids standing in front of truck to make a point that the driver won't see them do to the obvious blind spots. But the thing is that if you're driving down the road, you're obviously going to see a stupid kid from a distance away. There's one with kids sitting in front of a soccer mom SUV to make a point.

I have a truck. I need it to haul tools around 100+ times a year. It is central to my livliegood and doesnt hurt you at all. I would love to be able to drive a bike to my email job, but I wasn't born a faggot.

sandnigger mentions raping

Typical.

Don't forget the mass extinction of wetland species thanks to birth control pills.

My truck interior stays clean. I used a van for 8 years and it was always dust and dirty inside even with regular cleaning. Now all my dirty, muddy, sharp tools and materials stay outside of vehicle

Loved trucks ever since I was a kid and always wanted one of my own. Now that I have one, I’m happy. And I’m glad it makes you mentally ill tranny losers who make other people’s business your business seethe. I’ll be sure to rev my engine later to damage the environment in spite of you kek

Elegant and erudite argument, my dear. The point is, we’ve for far too long made it our business to intrude on the private affairs of others. And it’s all gone WAY too far. Covid and all things involved with it signaled the peak of nanny state intrusion. the most vexing part of it is that all those casually hurling judgements are themselves hypocrites; and the specific ways in which they’re hypocrite can be easily isolated and identified.
Wasn’t it weird, for example, how the hysteria over monkey pox disappeared once stories of children and pets contracting the disease appeared? Moreover, once the cause was isolated to sexual transmission, and the obvious preventative was abstinence, talk of it completely evaporated.
Like with covid how special exceptions were granted for people to gather in close proximity and in great numbers if the purpose was looting and burning cities. Suddenly, the two meter rule didn’t apply.

A Sprinter van or maybe a Promaster could easily pull that. That's what, a 16ft enclosed with a few hundred pounds of tools and kit? With a 4,000lb trailer weight, both could pull it no problem.

rape another million acres with fracking and drilling

Oh no. The world is basically ruined now. Everyone pack up and go to Mars we drilled for oil.

bro you wish they'd only use it 10 times a year, they go grocery shopping with this street cruiser
I will be so happy this american style of life will finally come crashing down, like, real fast. hopefully faster than I could ever imagine

eco faggot retard shit is why trucks and cars are that huge, retard
restrict the EPA and repeal CAFE and small trucks will return
keep crying about fake "cars are destroying muh environment" shit and trucks will just get bigger and bigger.

Obama banned small trucks

actually Bush 2 signed updated CAFE regulations into law that made manufacturers have to make huge trucks.
obama just killed off the stock of old used small trucks with c4c so people would have to buy the bigger newer ones.

They've been daily driving pickups since the 1940s. It's never ending anytime soon.

I swear, sometimes I get convinced that all this shit is nothing more than an attempt to make our lives as miserable as possible. I think they’re aware that their positions are flatly hypocritical and they would never make any meaningful sacrifices for anyone. They basically devote a significant amount of time to devising ways to make men’s lives as burdensome and difficult as possible. There’s no high minded cause involved, that’s just an excuse to make us miserable. Making men suffer is their singular obsession. They will latch onto anything they can to cloak their true motives. They’re sadists.

Retarded girl standing in front of empty truck

Eurofags have no idea what they’re missing with full sized American trucks/suvs. Even if I didn’t need the utility, I’d still want one. There’s nothing quite like the comfort or stability on the road. 4WD is also an absolute must in cold climates. The Germans in particular with their mentality would absolutely love big trucks.

The frogs are truly turning gay.

Those vans, especially sprinters, rust like a cheap steel bucket from road salt. Not sure about the high end Mercedes vans with lots of space. I love those big ones. I’d like to get one for ski trips and camping and whatnot. I don’t want to live in a van, but I would like a livable van for certain situations. I’m thinking of getting one if I go to law school out of state. I could just live in it four nights a week and come back here for weekends.

I stopped taking them seriously the moment they started glazing commieblocks + apartments and how everyone should ditch suburbia for the city. I’m not a fan of copy and paste suburbs, those are admittedly cancer, but I prefer a singular detached housing in a quiet area, thank you very much. I’d rather live in a fucking trailer mobile home than to live in the city even. These people are just loud mouth idiots from r/fuckcars, hope that place nukes itself one day.

relax, anon

if you want to understand how pointless this all is, look at a timeline of the Earth. you won't even see humanity on it at all.

so chill and relax

Trucks are for insecure cucks. Alpha men drive wagons and have women on the back seat

Same. Again, the whole intention was to cram us up with minorities who hate us in hopes we’d be exterminated by violence and interbreeding. That’s truly their entire ambition— the extermination of white peoples. They were very open about it in the Obama years.
I would prefer a tent with open space to a luxury condo crammed amongst loud and obnoxious people who hate me. And they truly do hate us. I can’t even pretend otherwise anymore.

come play disaster relief

It's quite the past time, you get to flex on the poors who are doubly poor now while being able to ice the looting nogs on the side.

Go gnaw on a reindeer’s balls, Sami.

if you don't have a body on frame 4x4 you're a city cuck, pleb, npc, and coward.

I unironically agree with this. Vanity trucks are fucking cancer and wasteful.

B*rry Soetoro(king-nigger) is the one whose legislation made all trucks in the US bigger
OP is a shill/kike impressed by zims own projection

I have a RIGHT to tow 36,000+ pounds! deal with it.

i've been to multiple European countries, always saw Rams and some F-150s, rarely would a see GM trucks but there, saw a lon in Norway. really no one truly makes a huge fuss about them except for troons online

not having a woman in the front seat holding your hand or sucking you off with the truck's bench seat option

guess wagons aint the alpha choice after all

Even still, everyone who owns a truck knows that every single family member, friend, or acquaintance will at some point ask them if they could help them with their truck, and they always do help.

Ugly dickletmobile

we have the maverick
too bad that a fucking short bed pos

You cant own Uranium, chud

op: you don't need a big truck!

Do you expect someone to run you over in a civic?

Have a bump, kind stranger.
Also, here is some Gold and an updoot! Ehehe

poor gas mileage

You're an eco fag. Do you care about the environment?

Show flag and denounce the talmud

co2 is good for the environment. Grows the plants
The scam is to stop it and dim the sun to kill off vegetation and cause people to starve
Climate change is a hoax

Don’t you have an emu to go fuck or a boot to kiss?

we’ve for far too long made it our business to intrude on the private affairs of others

you live in a society. you have no private affairs.

utes and trucks drive like absolute fucking shit.

for the same money you could get a luxury coupe that actually fucking drives well and goes fast.

tl:dr

Keep us posted.

coupe

Not enough ground clearance and not enough cargo space

never been a problem for me.

Everything that upsets cityoid trash is good.
Urbus Delenda Est.

Stroads

You're not allowed to use a truck that can haul when you need it to drive around because.... BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST NOT!!!

bikes cause more accidents than trucks.

wasteful and greedy

It's my money.

pollute the air

A 2.0l Ford doesn't pollute that much.

I have the right to go into debt

I'm not sure what this has to do with trucks. Also, I'm not in debt.

oversized

I like sit high when I drive.
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I hate those ridiculous 7.0l engines too and people who buy them should know better. But the average nigger costs the American government $500k+ a year, the average beaner something like $200k, and this probably does not even factor in prison costs, etc. Very demographically significant third world nations (eg in Asia) dump all their garbage straight into the ocean. There will soon be a billion useless niggers in Africa because we keep sending them rice. And so on. So first let's get rid of nonwhites, then let's recolonize the garbage nations that are *actually* ruining the planet, let's get the nigger population down to a more natural level (there weren't many when we found them), and ONLY THEN we'll talk about hillbillies driving trucks with ridiculous large engines.

Please care about how you're disturbing me

Woe to the conquered.

Your purpose in life is to raise as strong and large of a family as possible, you ants wouldn't understand.

The truck people would win that war against your kind almost instantly.

It's not for me. Sits too low too. Do you drive yours on dirt roads in the snow?

Bikies are the biggest fags on the planet. The best part is when they crash, even against stationary objects, and act like it's someone else's fault every single time.

Have fun crashing lol.

"People" don't live within a day's hard March of a city. That's where insects live.

i've taken it on my parents block of land, flat clear ground but not really 'off road' although it was literally off of the road. it did alright. no snow in australia though.

They want to pretend it's the lower visibility of trucks to low objects that's killing all the children rather than allowing browns and women to drive.

That's because the shills are out of ideas

Worm brained bikie having a meltdown

Lmao as always

He cannot even conceive of life in any other way than a prison

Looks like a fun car and I'm sure it's fun to drive, not for me. I need space for passengers in the back and for them to not be cramped. I drive a SUV

No thanks. You can go die on that in the rain. I'll be fine and dry driving in the rain and if someone T-bones me going 60mph, I won't die. You would die on your bike. Price you pay for the "most masculine thing possible" . Why did you need a bike to feel masculine? Faggot

Just when you thought these faggots couldn't get any more obnoxious they are all driving with these lights now.

The only reason why americucks buy large trucks is because this is the only product sold by american carmakers. This happened (has mentioned previously in the thread) because CAFE regulations. Since trucks are considered " a work vehicle" they a lower emission standards.

However the emission standard is based on axle distance (lol). Meaning that having a vehicle with a longer axle distance will have to comply with lower emission standards. Emissions have gotten stricter (and will get more), making the wheel distance bigger and thus the vehicle bigger.

I can fucking guarantee you that if americuks could buy small trucks from the 80s and 90s (4 bangers and V6 for example) tehy would en masse. But they can't so they result to the next thing available, Trucks so big, they need a barn to park it.

Small trucks were already on the decline before they were axed. People want bigger stuff and are willing to pay for it.

big government, interfering with the private sector

passes laws through executive orders, instead of through representative government (congress)

sees no need for due process

tells people that reduced economic prosperity is actually good

shits on consumerism

tells people they'll be provided jobs in factories

wants one party leader who rules forever

constantly talks about making the state more powerful, never talks about exceptionalism of the people

unabashedly lies about everything and doesn't care if everyone knows they're full of shit

threatens media if they don't print what the state wants

gullags are a thing

nearly everyone gets poorer while party members live in palatial environs

Yes, everyone knows you're communist.

The best part is when they crash

Cagers, especially amerimutt truckcucks, are truly some of the most mentally ill people on this planet. Truly jewed and demonic.

Pretty much, yeah. Americlaps got cucked hard by the carbrain lobbyists into only buying the least efficient piece of shit murdermobiles.

How big is too big?

These trucks are marketed towards male-to-male transexuals

That's a big truck. Looks fun to drive. In America, because people drive trucks this big, a small car is a death trap. If this guy crashes head on into you and you are in a nissan sentra, you will die

You literally just stop a little bit farther from the crosswalk and it's not a problem. Or you lean forward a bit and you can see. I see retards in sedans pulling into the crosswalk and rolling the red light to make their right turn every single day but somehow this made up truck children scenario is the one they stick to.
American consumer LIKES bigger vehicles with more cupholders and pointless features. It's retarded, but it's a fact. Why do people think le big car manufacturers can lobby congress to get euro and jap shit blocked but can't lobby to get regulations removed? They're simply selling what people will buy. Cars are a luxury item, that's why tons of people sell after just a few years.

That AI girl is based to stop and admire that truck. The sign also gives us an important message: no turning left.
Didn't read your tantrum, OP. I'm sorry or congratulations for what happened.