What's going on in Spain?

What's going on in Spain?

I would love to live in Spain. It's like Australia but with less strong sun and more castles

we have their mortal enemy, balconys

marrying and dying with the divorced?

we have their mortal enemy, balconys

KEK

There are a lot of old fucks also brits get drunk and jump off balconies for some reason (low IQ most likely)

poor people vacation in Spain and make bad decisions

spain is by far the most visited country by brits

this kills the Brit

So it's like British Florida? They go there to retire and die?

thelocal.es/20230707/balconing-why-do-young-brits-jump-off-balconies-in-spain
Wtf? Is this real?

Yeah, that's a pretty fair comparison

Yes, we keep tabs every summer

Every year a dozen or so die from balconing we sometimes keep the score in Anon Babble. Bongs, Beers and Balconies a recipe for death.

The useless chud Spaniards don't offer adequate medical care in english to their expat guests

Spain is like Europe's Florida, only difference is there are more people speaking spanish in Florida nowadays
Very real, in one of those tourist concentration camp tier hotels in Mallorca they interviewed the security guard and said they had three dead brits just the previous month

I’ve been to Spain and Britbongs killing themselves seems to be a regular occurrence there
Usually due to falling from heights, drowning or being slower than the bull, always drunk also

It's pretty simple: there are lots of us there.

Hahahahahahahahaha fucking kek. That's so amazing.

Yes. Its exactly like that. The sort of boomers who retire to Spain have zero interest in Spain or the lingo. They want their pension to go further than it would where they earned it, they want to wear boomer clothing like pink polos and cargo shorts, they want to talk exclusively to other boomers and they want to sitnin the sun until their skin looks like a leather handbag. I'm so sorry for Spain. The received the absolute worst of the worst of our boomers and none of the English ones. The phenotype is the british mutt; half scott half jew half mystery meat, h8s the English working class with a passion and seeks hedonistic self serving ends.

Sorry Spain. Please kill the rest of them.

Zero deaths

Let's Goooo !!!

is it because they are drunk?

not trying to insult spaniards but tourists who go abroad just for doing shit at the beach tend to be low class and low IQ

probably alcohol tourism in Mallorca.

what are we supposed to go abroad for?

I don't have hot tropical beaches in my country.
It's the only reason I vacation in Mexico.

what are we supposed to go abroad for?

Your not. Do you not love you country? Your beautiful lakes, mountains and forests? Do you not enjoy the bants of your fellow countrymen and the familiarity of the conurbations? You'd travel to shit hole filled with fat soilless tourists just to sit under the very same sun that shines on your own soil.

Do I love 1 meter of snow that traps you in your house and freezing cold temperatures for 4 months each year? No. That's why I go to Cancun.

And there's no bants of fellow countrymen. There's a bunch of antisocial workaholics and brown people whos company I'd rather go without.

its cheap and so gets lots of British tourists

be old in a country where it always rains

retire and dont have to work anymore

go to spain to slurp beers at the beach instead

die happily in your hotel room one day

old tax dodging bongs go there to die.

france in red

yes, kill them all

Corr. Jelly. I see that as the best excuse to have a project offroader, staying in for some comfy gaming and not going anywhere.
Oh. Soz. Browns and wagies are a vile cancer eating away at our world right.

somobody please edit a sunburnt norf fc orc falling into this

nice weather

cheaper

relatively still close to the uk on the world map

english retirees want to bask in the sun and relax at old age

some know a bit of the language but theres already lots of brits in certain areas so they just join them (pol hates this because foreign immigrants do the same in their country even though every race does it)

die

also throw in a few drunken people who do dumb shit

Balconies are to brits as trains are to pajeets.
Just random but yet funny entities that kills the lowest subject of these rat fucked races.

This exactly, my dear MORO.

that's capitalism , rich boomers from richer country buy houses in your country and make you can't afford having a nice house

spain

Low class drug fuelled retards

thailand

Old pedos

france

Just old

brits boomers destroyed their country and now they just leave their childrens in the hsithole while they are living in a nice house in spain coast ( spain youngs can't compete and have to live in small dirty house )

Divorce rate here is so bad that it turned into one of the excuses for the housing crisis.
A lot of people get divorced and have to keep living together

certainly nothing good.

all lies. i refuse to believe that the spaniards don't have some muslim in them.

It's a special breed of gammon that ends up in Spain.

Based Spain culling the anglo menace.

Brits go to Spain to die by jumping on balconies. It's a british tradition.

They believe Spain is a gigantic theme park where they can do anything.

A bird told me certain spaniard women sucked certain glowie dick of certain latino

Uruguayan or argentinian and then hid the picture pretending it was iyo sky from the wwe

Pic looks taken from the door of the room probably walked in while she sucked dick

Brits love Spain, so do Swiss, Dutch, Germans, French
They all come here to retire. I've even got an American neighboor driving some retardedly sized Humvee around

They are all really friednly, and polite people though

and Why?
When Umayyad conquered new places for their empire, muslims or arabs were still not the majority for centuries.

Take the exemple of Egypt, it was conquered earlier than Spain around the VIIth century, and it was majority christian (coptic) to around 1100-1200's.

Spain has also deported both jews and muslims after the reconquista, and then deported the moriscos who converted to christianity who were just like 500.000

It's like Florida -- old people go to die there

What's going on in Thailand?

I think Ibiza is the culprit

They jump from balcony or take all kind of drugs then die
Even 50 yo anglos take drugs, old people, they are all junkies

Brits are sex tourists

Thats the thing. british/canadians/americans/etc think the rest of the world is just like the same organized, clean countries they are used to. but as their countries (britain) increasingly become shitholes they think the grass is greener in places like spain/italy/brazil etc. perhaps looking to live "la vita loca" or whatever such thing that is expressed in these "exotic" countries. But what the media doesnt show u about places like that is that they have hardcore vendettta culture. Spain masculinity is very important and men will shoot u dead if u so much as look at their girlfriend. U have to bribe people to get anything done, its hyper violent (after all, mexico was started by spain) and brits think "its all good". well its not. the "livin la vita loca" lifestyle of spain/italy/brazil/portugal usually means "dying la morte over". ppl in those countries are psychos

lol, yeah go bribe a local police officer in Spain bro. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Bong serial killer

ibiza
wealthy brits think they are hot shit but then they meet actuall organized criminals who turn out to be much hotter shit

First of all, Canadians are the worst people I’ve ever met in my trek to Europe 10 years ago.

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! ENGLAND!

weird

i dont understand your post. bribery is fine - but its indicative of a system and method of living that britishes/americans/canadians are unaccustomed to. They often fumble with it and attempt to bribe too much, or too little (which can be interpreted as a hardcore insult and result in a physical attack on one), or not know how/when. people from "anglo saxton, modern" countries trying to move to spain or sicily think its all "la dolce vita" etc but with that "whimsicalness" is also less regulation which means more casual and wanton brutal violence.

i don't know or care, i just know in my heart that the spaniards are all filthy sandniggers.

Do you not enjoy the bants of your fellow countrymen

canadians don't bant. Canadians are much too dimwitted and slow for bant. They get confused very easily and can't follow. also very easily offended.

canadians don't bant

It's true. It's the main reason I despise your kind so much.

Spain is the number one destination for British holiday makers, so it's no surprise that Brits who die abroad die there

I'm sure everywhere has the good and the bad. This chap seems a bit disagreeable.

I've only been on a flying visit once 25 years ago but i think the countryside of Canada is amazing. You should be proud of your soil, that's all i was saying.

Where did you trek in Europe?

Punts

Kek

you were living in shrek huts while we built empires

Too much cheating

trigger warning next time you cunt

Drunkards jumping to the pool from the balcony and failing to land inside the pool

You cannot bribe a Spanish police officer. Maybe in the higher echelons if your family owns Zara and you need a new warehouse.

you dont bribe cops for new warehouse tho
you have to bribe some local representatives, town hall worker or some shit

It's the main reason I despise your kind so much.

you and me both burgerbro. I have never gotten on with people here cause i am a banterer/talker. Anytime I cross the border i get along with people so much more easily and fluidly. Here i am considered TOTALLY WACKY cause i like talking shit. Canadians are unable to do it, even base level shit talk/bantering. Then they pretend like "haha it's cause we're polite!" no its cause you're slow and/or meek (afraid to stand out even a litte bit).
even if u look at the NHL. with all the canadian players, the best banterers are always american or russian, whereas the canadians are usually personalityless I was cursed to be born in this dimwitted country but i guess it could be worse could be born in europe or africa or asia in poverty.

the important metric is fatality rate

Hookers don't want their customers getting rightfully beat.

masculinity is very important

Clearly

brits are creatures of darkness and can't stand the intense sun in spain

he doesn't know

Why do you think that you can bribe low tier public servants in Spain?
Here it's only the career politicians the ones who take bribes

They don't have proper food safety regulations. They actually put meat on the table (not refrigerated) and cut a bit off whenever they're hungry. Spain has one of the worst food borne illness occurrence rates in all of the third world. Pic related. It's a typical meal for them. I'm not even kidding. They call it iberian ham or some shit.

Dipshit, that ham is salt cured in order to remove the moisture necessary for creating bacteria.. you don’t have to recruit because you’ll REINTRODUCE the bacteria.

at least we are no2 but with way higher efficiency

honor restored!!!!!!

well spain begat south america, mexico etc so its not like those people learned it from their asses. same reason why british begatten countries are usually safer,cleaner, more normal - britain is a regimented, safe society (used to be at least before the blacks and muslims). spain must be a more lawless, wild place. plus bull fights - that kind of brutal gore violence would never be normal entertainment in britain. kids lining up eating whatever ur version of popcorn is sitting in the stadium watching and rooting for a guy to get a bull horn in his mouth to bleed to death while u all cheer "esta muerte!!!" or w.e. and do ur bamba dances. in those kinds of ciuntries bribery/low level corruption is common.

I went to PCB for spring break one year and in the span of a week two different people died from trying to jump from balconies into the pool

Sun, good food, women with straight teeth

sure they have some fags in the capitals probably but in spain/italy/portugal and east europe the ppl need armed guards to do their parades. and dont get me wrong that part i like, but there are drawbacks to that kind of hyperviolent societal norms as well.

Drunken brits deserve this end.

Do you Spaniards take advantage and fuck bong slags on their vacation?

They found you in Spain
Face down in the street
With a bottle in your hand
And a wild smile on your face
And a knife in your back
You died in a foreign land

Old farts go there to retire.

There's less crime in Spain than in the UK.
Check it up.
People have this pop culture idea of Spain that makes little to no sense

lol

13th

new aryan map just dropped

There's less crime in Spain than in the UK.

2 things
1) i dont believe u have stat keeping faculties that adequately keep stats on such things and ppl are less likely to go to police for assaults and vendetta murders as its seen as womanly
2) even if true, thats maybe now cause of the british immigrants. thats a new phenomenon and im saying brits/americans/canadians are used to their anglo manners of living.
logically it makes no sense. eveyr spanish speaking country is hyperviolent and gorey, but the one country that started all of them, with bullfights, is peaceful? hahahaaha ok.

Are you delusional? Spain is one of the safest countries in the world, why do you think we are the 2nd most visited country in the world? everybody loves it here

Spain is one of the safest countries in the world

u might think that because u are used to it and ur immigrants are from even worse places in latin america who tell u about even worse places but trust me, its really not

why do you think we are the 2nd most visited country in the world?

becausse angloids are very prone to media manipulation. the media reports spain as "romantic" and "exotic" and women like violent men so they go there to get pounded. angloids get angered at the safety they live in they yearn for a more "la vita loca" experience on some perverse level so they venture to dangerous places to get a taste

nice bait pajeet, please do not redeem

its not bait. women go to fucking india as well for the same reasons. they think it will be an "enlightening experience" then they go there and get raped by poo people kek. obviously im not saying spain is as bad as india but tell me, if spain is so safe why does every spanish speaking country in western hemisphere suffer from massive levels of violence?

dude we have 1/4 your murder rate stfu some of your cities are dangerous to walk even during the day

Pensioners doing pensioner things.

tax dodging bongs

Why? British overseas territories are some of the best tax shelters. In spite of the "gotta pay your taxes" talk, it's pretty easy to live with one financial foot in the Carribean or Channel Islands.

1/4 your murder rate

i dont believe ur stat lies. do u deny that spain has "vendetta culture"? i am not even hating i respect it in a way.

some of your cities are dangerous to walk even during the day

lol no. only during night. and thats cause of immigrants.

You comparing Spain with latinoamericano. Hispania is like Florida. First world country, but a bit slower, hotter and more moist.

what are you even talking about? have you ever left your hometown?

im using data points to come to a reasoned analysis dutchbro. mexico, honduras, argentina etc are all violent societies and spain started them all. It is not reasonable to assume spain is some peaceful paradise and meanwhile all of the countries that it begat randomly ended up hyperviolent. plus spain is part of the mediteranian. mediteranian societies are more masculine than other places like anglo countries. this is good and worthy of respect ofc i respect it, but it also means the society there is not one that anglos can naturaly just meld into. violence is a bigger and more normalized part of society there. i wish i was tough enough to go to spain and italy and shit, but i am truthfful and unwilling to pretend i am some mega based tough guy who could be comfortable there. kind of a curse to be born and raised in a soft pussy country like canada but it is what it is.

same reason why british begatten countries are usually safer,cleaner, more normal - britain is a regimented, safe society (used to be at least before the blacks and muslims).

Yes, many ex-colonies of the British Empire are renowned for their safety and prosperity, such as:

Jamaica

Somalia

Sudan and South Sudan

Pakistan

Myanmar

Zambia

Zimbawe

Yemen

Ghana

India

Sierra Leone

Bangladesh

Isreal and Palestine

Egypt

Your an immigrant. I understand now.

i have been to the USA and to Mexico once. In mexico i went to a resort. On the drive from the airport to the resort there were so many checkpoints with military holding high powered rifles slung across their chest. I asked the driver wtf this was he said its cause they patrol the countryside cause of narcoterrorists. the resort was chill tho but i couldnt help thinking how fucked it was that i was in this fucken "tropical ddisneyland" where everyone was acting like just past the gates there were bands of narcoterrorists committing violence to the point where checkpoints r necessary. USA i made sure to stay out of dangerous areas and it was nice except once in LA i got folllowed by a black until i ran into a mall and he stopped.

Arghhhhhhhh

u cited countries that are hellish not because of the british, but in spite of them. how about south africa (before the balcks took over), australia, new zealand, canada, america? whereas every single spanish colony is violent with not even one decently safe country.

No. i was born here. my parents r from the balkans tho. y the fuck do u think im an immigrant?

Alcohol and holiday partys at the beach.

flights to spain are cheap, getting tax free status in the channel islands is controlled to fuck, it's just for rich folk. we have a thing where you can spend so much of the year out of the country you can claim non-dom status and pay no tax. spain is the easiest place for the retards to pull the scam. there's little bong enclaves all over the place. i hope the spics firebomb their houses.

cor, top quality balconies them lad, would love to do a double pike from the top row.

made me chuckle

White men no scared of outside world.

lmao, 33% of yanks can't land a balc jump. fucking poofters.

A fucking corn syrup muncher talking shit about jamon serrano.

amazing how every one is talking about balcony jumping, but no one has mentioned the 90 british women raped to death by disgusting pajeets

This but unironically.

australia

U

new zealand

WOT

canada

M8?

Oh shit, is this a sign from Gun Jesus?

Druga, alcohol and balconies. Also spanish death squads removing perfidious anglo. I want to believe.

Spagnistan never recovered since when Saladin approached and stayed overnight for 800 years, they always been like that

news.sky.com/story/spain-to-legalise-about-300-000-undocumented-migrants-a-year-13257320

Really? Well lets see:

America has the largest ammount of prisioners worldwide, is one of the most unequal countries in the developed world, suffers from both national-wide drug addiction, healthcare and homlesness crisies. All of that without even mentioning how democracy is dissapearing from there.

Canada also has a drug addiction and homlesness crisis, plus the ridiculous real-state prices that make it so the average Canadian will never be able to buy a home, more so than in most of the US of A.

New Zealand has more sheep than people and no influence worldwide, being for most of it's history a poor country that has only recently being able to prosper.

Australia ALSO has a real-state crisis, and it's "economy" consist in digging minerals off the Earth and shipping them to China, only being rich because it has such a small population compared to other extraction-based countries like the DRC, for the longest time being a really por country just like New Zealand

South Africa has always been a shithole, only being able to temporally stop being so after banning Apartheid, and yet it barely passes as a functioning country

Hell no, wouldn't touch your spam looking "woman" even if you paid me.

portuguese women are ugly and insuferable

memeflag

go shag your retarded hook nosed kike sister, israeli cunt

Kys poo

Let me guess, that was your mom in pic?.
Seethe harder faggot

Ahahaha

If Hitler had used the V2 budget to build a resort near London with lots of balconies what would the world look like today?

not a clue about Spaniards, but we do - while Salvatore keeps their men busy in a bar

You will get detained if you try to bribe police in spain you fuckhead

They're coming home

Someone got beat up for shitting on the street, lmao. Kys, poo.

Balconleague

kek

4th place

Vaffanculo :DD

Is this frowned upon? One less boomer to deal with.

Divorce rate here is so bad

Why though?

it's okay because they use poorly implemented medieval food preservation technique

Dude, just go away. You can research salmonella, listeria and e. coli prevalence rates in Spain or stay dumb. Maybe you can just get rid of your fridge and start buying salt. Literal retard.

The bongs yearn for the bogs. They were simply not made to handle buildings taller than one story.

A lot of people get divorced and have to keep living together

That unironically sounds like a sitcom that I'd watch after haplessly channel surfing looking for literally anything else for 10 minutes

and Why?

They just look like it.

Based, ava cuppa lad and help yourself to the biscuits

Tons of bong retirees living in Spain.

My fucking sides.