Brittany Venti husband applications open

If you want to marry the legend who trolled Shia, this might be your chance. Good luck

Going to go offer her my services as a sex slave brb

For $500 that application better come with a blowjob.

I'd need to test drive first.

She's perfect.

So shes paying people $500 to apply to be her husband?

I'll do it for $1,000 but I'm not signing anything.

This fucking nigger is so high on itself. I hope she winds up with that Russian poster and he keeps her in a sex gulag in his basement.

$500? You can get blowjobs cheaper than that

Yeah from your mom

do your tits hang low

do they wobble to and fro

can you tie them in a knot

can you tie them in a bow

can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier

do your tits hang low

She should have married me back when she was 18 during the Not Divide Us era. She was such a qt pie.

Didn’t Chris Chan do this too

Venti is simply tired of twp

where is her greatest fan from russia?

How old is this bitch?

I hope she winds up with that Russian poster and he keeps her in a sex gulag in his basement.

Me too
Here

28

that one Russian is sending 10 different applications on a mafia loan this very instant

i will donate to your gofundme for the 500 $, you can do it, I believe in you
its over

$500 application fee

Any actually intelligent man will do a 360 and walk away immediately.
Sounds like she is falling behind on some bills, and needs to raise quick cash, so she is calling in the simp army.

You really shill yourself here everyday huh

Any given moment I visit this site you are posting yourself brit

As the OP claims, you can donate at brittanyventi.com/

russian anon,this is your shot

wanting to breed with someone with nigger monkey genes

If this applies to you then you were never White and should fuck off to Brazil with the mutt creatures you’ll create with this hammerhead shark.

Still whiter than the jewish roastie Anon Babble is simping for lately.

So yeah, the eggs are starting to dry up. Wasn't she engaged to some youtuber?

she is about 10 years too late. those tits are bouncing off her knees, now.

Send me $500 simpbux along with your application that I won't even read

Yeah, no.

will do a 360 and walk away

ammorigan education

why are zoophiles attracted to this ugly sloth nigger?

Was

Indeed. Over a year ago.

Because she's actually a very cute sloth nigger

Lol, why did the "think before you sleep" cuck dump her?

Is your opportunity, russian fag.

What happened? Who was that guy?

simps will eat this up like the tards they are

i hate this fucking society

What happened?

How the fuck should I know? I'm not actually Venti herself, despite what some think.

she's an insufferable cunt. no one with more than half a brain would stick around.

is 500 her yellow sticker price?

Why would you need more than half a brain? I don't think this is a real concern for a Brazilian regardless.

fee

I'm huwhite, how about you pay me $500 to look in your general direction you quadroon

Calm down man jeeez

Buy an ad faggot.

Back to plebbit with you, newfag.

UnIronically rooting for you Russia bro

We have to collect the money if he's a poor fuck, I want this to happen for him. Chances are, the slut won't consider him because he's a poor fuck, but it's worth a try.

I would apply right away, however I don't think that she likes Jewish men.

It was very obviously a joke, memeflagger.

I want to see the Russian anon date her because he obviously adores that little mutt more than anyone ever will adore her

Hello Venti, post nudes or gtfo

You should still give her money as reparations for promoting race-mixing

zoomer dating is grim

Brittany Venti husband applications ope

I wonder if that Russki spammed entire mailbox already.
BTW, Russki, do you need a help from some spam botnet?

She literally has eight months to get pregnant if she wants to have her first child before she turns thirty. Tick-tock, Brittany. Tick-tock.

In the past women used to give men money to marry them.

She wants a white man to give her a white baby. What white man would make such a commitment in so little time? It's over

Their dads did...

I hate her but I hope that russian poster gets her
his dedication is admirable, even if its for such an ugly woman

What white man would make such a commitment in so little time?

An autist that likes Sonic?

She is so unfunny, it is cringe and pathetic.

Gura won

How is she ugly?

Whatever happened to the guy she was with?

Pussy looks fat, I love it.

I hate this gossip shit, just delete this thread ffs
I don't want to have opinion or make comments.
This is not politics

fuck off

no tail

body count status?

Who?

The YouTuber fag thinkbeforeyousleep? He continues to make YouTube slop

$500 application fee

I've seen the videos of her meltdown and cat shit covered apartment, this bitch is delusional

If I weren't married already to a ginger big titted beautiful wife, I'd consider helping this poor octaroon elevate her offspring to off-white.

a 36 year old self hating, mixed race alt-right e celeb... oh boy what a catch

I hate her but I hope that russian poster gets her
his dedication is admirable, even if its for such an ugly woman

checked

You should still give her money as reparations for promoting race-mixing

why would I want to do that? I love mixed-race women. they're my fetish. she wouldn't exist without it!

Wasn't she together with Thinkbeforeyousleep guy? Iirc she even moved down to Texas to live with him. Did they break up? Why?

360 and walk away

FUCKNG IDIOT, you'd be going the same direction.
You mean do a 180 and moonwalk away, dumbass.

As a matter of fact I even recall her posting a picture of a pregnant belly or something along those lines. Does this mean she's a single mother now?

Vatnik fags it's your time

I went to check out that channel.
Most fucking boring person on earth.

Saaaaaarrr! Do the needful and do not redeem. Do not collect 200 dollars.

Ah, always fun seeing newfags fall for the obvious bait.

This one is easier than typing "your" instead of "you're". You dimwit immediately latch on, like hopeless fools.

Newfag alert. You have to go back.

Russian guy needs to apply, where is he ffs.

I legitimately dont know how many layers of irony we're on now and I can't tell if this post is bait of bait of bait or genuine.

As a matter of fact I even recall her posting a picture of a pregnant belly or something along those lines

That was mostly a joke (with a tinge of cope).

I don't get it, being full of shit and pregnant with a non-white are the same thing.

Captcha:TKDPR

I don't understand people who don't use bed frames.

What an ugly whore

weird grift, she could make a whole lot more money selling add space on her forehead

No....she is whoring again as women used to do...you pay.

whats the point, so you can put more junk under there?

She'll probs be dropping out of the internet limelight afterwards, most likely has a suitor already just wants easy cash from simps.
Its a woman, idk why anyone expects anything less.

I'm just here for the lolz

You're all retards, don't ever fucking change
Kek!

Captcha: W0400

lol she hates betas, dudes, she's no special unicorn. also, she's clearly trolling and is only after your money...

With no bed frame your mattress will become a home for all sorts of bugs (not that a bed frame prevents it a 100%) and mold.

Elon has marked that territory.

Found the new fag. Back to plebbit with you, gay boy

she's no special unicorn

Yes she's a mermaid

betas

Elaborate on what do you think are those

Solid 0/10

God, I would do anything for a racist gf with big tits

whiter

Are you fucking retarded?

I love how the palms of her hands are a brighter shade than the rest of her skin. That is truly a nigger right there.

This

ayy lmao

desperate subhuman beta thread

Lurk moar, faggot.
It used to be general forum knowledge that one must lurk for at least 6 months before posting.

implying any plebbitors know about that

implying they aren't painfully obvious

This board has been going downhill for the last 4 years.....

SHE IS PRETTY BUT HAS NO TITTIES OR ASS.

Wasn't she with that Think Before You Sleep guy?

I will die happy if I can ever get a venti gf. I love her weird fucking face that you only see in US girls, I love her massive tits. I love how weird she is even though she's probably a whore.
God, if she played world of warcraft or was just a nerdy becky braceface she'd be GOD TIER

the milk's gone bad and the eggs are out of season.

another vapid self-worshipping cunt
who is letting her overinflated ego slip,
so her "pickme girl" persona gets revealed
for being just like every other cunt.
not unique, and finally realizing that she's sagging, aging and not going to be able to spongue up as much attention soon

she looks like she just finished taking a dump. Shes a keeper

Juden Peterstein?

This guy? That tracks looks like the kind of person that would appreciate the path of least resistance...

a lady ready to settle offers no resistance upon entry

So she's become an escort. Got it.

No eggs, negro DNA

fug

Slav DNA canot understand only rape. Hence slave being top tier aesthetics or Mork from 40k

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

She destroyed shoe in her videos and I still would pick shoe over Venti's mutant genes

But it isn't a lady. It's a nigger. The sow isn't ready to settle it's looking for a social status boost. The nigger gets to walk around with a White guy, while the loser White guy finds something with 3 hoes that is willing to suck his dick. Mutual parasitism. A win-win for all parties involved.

It's a nigger

aAAGGHHH!!!

I'm sure she's devastated that a Puerto Rican wouldn't pick her

you need to go insult her and make her feel bad for being a retarded vapid piece of shit.

dismantle the simps and whiteknights and get back to mass-shaming retarded, useless women.
now

I don't understand. Does that bother you? If so, why?

why are you looking at your moms and sisters pussies and sniffing your dads cock tho?

What is this whores claim to fame?

We're going to see Russiabro and Venti together within 12 months aren't we

you need to go insult her

She'd just offer you the application and wave the processing fee

dismantle the simps and whiteknights

Biological impossibility

nothing is impossible

If I could be bothered I would apply with my own version of goatse and then force a refund or sue her.

That nigger lost credibility when he started going after black pill content creators and echoing some of the most blue pilled normie talking points possible.

Grim.

Dude this has to happen! He's literally dedicated his life to spamming that hammer head shark

I agree. It's like when they fulfill a wish for a cancer kid

I love how that kike seethes at everything we call him. He literally cannot shut up lmao

She sure is

She is just afraid that too many sub 30 man don't chase women anymore. Tons of women are like that, boomers too. Being asexual I get a lot of blame from these types.

nothing is impossible

Straight men are never not going to implicitly prefer women (especially attractive women) over men, so a crusade against the simps has two possible outcomes: self-deception about your simping not being simping (the redpiller way), or state-enforced homosexuality, or at least asexuality (the Fuentes way).

i mean, it had to happen eventually. a man can only handle so much rejection until he has a mental break and decides to go monk mode for life. there's a huge difference between being 16 and starting out with women and being 40 and having been non-stop rejected one's entire life. after a while, you just gotta face facts and call it quits, you know?

she looks like a whiter urkel without make up

Never been into women but it makes sense from a logical pov

I'll take her without her needing to pay me $500, I'm that kind of a heart.

¡Orale vato! ¡You tell em ese!

That nigger lost credibility when he started going after black pill content creators and echoing some of the most blue pilled normie talking points possible.

I don't think that was Venti's doing

Why is she still goofing around like that?
JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY for fuck's sake.
She's cool, I don't want her to turn into an unironic bitter feminist retard years from now just because no husband and no eggs.

it does, bro, it does indeed..

i thought he was being sarcastic..i got the impression that russia is full of stunning women that have non feminine voices and smoke ciggies..i can never go there because it's too cold.

How could you be a eugenicist and fuck nigger venti?

come on bro, she's old as dirt, it's never going to happen. if it was ever going to happen, it would have happened ages ago. at this point, she's just fucking with you all, it's so obvious...

she needs a good man! now! brittany get married NOW

lmao suck on my ass nigger

This

I want a nigger to have children

I may be asexual to the point fathering children myself is absolutely off the table for me but I surely don't want niggers to have any

Never been into women

How?

i thought he was being sarcastic

Why would I be, she's lovely

says nigger

doesnt get $500k

Kek

I am asexual bro

¡Simón ese! ¡You tell em vato!

turn into

Anon...

Alright chat if one of your friends is a Chad please try to hook him up with Venti. I don't want her to turn into a raging liberal femcel. And I want her to make more cute mutts.

I don't want her to turn into a raging liberal femcel

Too late

All of the jealous tranny posts are always hilarious.
She’s a very pretty woman and you unnatural dilating rainbow niggers fucking SEETHE hard when she is mentioned.
That makes her even more endearing and beautiful to pol.
Face it troons, you’re all fucking twisted retards who hate big anime titties and big beautiful eyes xD

still can't believe that this bitch was in a Louis Theroux doc

She also said she's "spiritually fat" too.
Not sure what to make of it desu.

And made him microwaved tea

Try watching one of her old Youtube videos with post nut clarity.
You'd rather listen to fingernails scratching a blackboard.

WHERE IS THE RUSSIAN DUDE?????

Another day another grift

Where is the retarded Russian that simps for her? I wonder if he'll apply?

Orangutan titties bitch

Here you are, go give her all your money anon

Not whiter but not trash like that psyop crack whore. And this from some that dislikes sid

Would have been hyped as fuck 2 years ago but now... the bitch is old and 500$? She should pay ME!

lurk more and find out

W8, isn't already she married ?

No

Interesting,good luck anon. Hope all your simping pays off

I know at least 3 guys in the Austin Texas area who have had sex with her and none of them had anything good to say afterwards

t. YouTube video editor for some decently large channels

oh yeah, my friends dad works at nintendo and he too fucked her

I'll do it

When is he showing us his butthole? I am still waiting.

Where's the milkers?

Austin Texas

She's in Dallas though

go fill out that app bro. im rooting for you too. all you do is post 0/10s for other women. its your time

wasnt she married to thinkbeforeyousleep or some crap

i was getting tired of his nasal whitey boy voice

Hi, newguy.

She's only 28? I feel like she's been around forever.

how's it going this evening lads?
anyone else notice everything seems a little brighter after that big reform W

Dallas to Austin

It's a 3 hour drive anon, that's nothing here. We have a nice interstate system. I've driven the entire country. Longest trips: Seattle to Key West; DC to LA.

RIP he died in the trenches

been here for 7 years

didn't know about the 360 bait

it's so over its not even funny

Think you got your Brits confused

Rumor has it she's a major slob who never cleans. I dont think I can fix her.

2016 was 10 years ago

Tucker Max did it better and first about two decades ago. Is she also a pathological liar like Tucker?
God i hate women so muchm it is unreal.
Buy an ad Apeanny.

Self deport or consent to my rape newfag

Where is the Rusanon that worships her for no reason?

Why arent men doing this for women who may be interested in them?

Damn she is ugly.

For $500 you can get like over 20 blowjobs in Japan. That's like 80,000 yen and you can get blown for like 3000 yen.

Fuck, even cheaper than that.
Yo dick sucked for 20 min for just 2500 yen even.
tekoki-no1.com/shop/area/hokaido-tohoku/?charge=gekiyasu

I already almost married her, was walking down the aisle ready to say I do, when a gust of wind blew her veil up and I ejaculated into my trousers. I dashed away to change them, and when I came back she was gone.
if it ever happens to you bros, just keep walking forward like nothing happened

what is this even supposed to prepare them for?

grim

Scamming as she always does

I would do it for free, I can save her, Im an insufferable romantic I once talked a hooker into going out with me for keks, it was fun, she was fucking blown away and was ready to drop hooking then and there for me, I never called her again

If any anon marries Venti hit me up. At the wedding I will object and be an insufferable leftist faggot. But since I'm not they won't be able to easily throw me out so it will be hilarious.

This is such a scam, If you pay $500 to apply that proves you are a SIMP, and bitches just use SIMPs, not marry them. They might let you suck on their toes but that's all the action you'll get. We're reaching levels of grifting that I didn't think was possible.

I wonder if woman like this every find happiness. You see, women like this already have a lot. She has the fame, she has the money, and has the beauty. There's not much a guy can offer her and the ones who can offer her something are in ultra limited supply and wouldn't take her seriously, so to secure some sort of romance, she has to compromise her standards and any time a women has to do this, the pussy gets drier.

They might let you suck on their toes but that's all the action you'll get

for some, suckling toes is all the action they want

I come to these threads hoping to add more nudes of her to my collection.

application

500$ at that

for this used up mystery meat whore who has been passed around like a blunt at a house party

Lol. Lmao even.

Kel, his voice is a sleeping pill.

That was mostly a joke (with a tinge of cope).

It is funny how she had a rivalry with some other e-girl, Martina Markota for awhile and still monitors her
Years ago, they had some terrible drama and still hate each other, not sure of the details
Martina is married and posted some preggo photos in February, then four days later Venti posts that "joke" about her being pregnant

Applications should be restriced to miscegenated mongrels like her.
Full-bloods of any race need not apply, for. that would be entry into miscegenation of your own race, no only with another full-blood, but with a mongrel.

Dumbass third worlder haha

Venti is 36yo.

So,blown pussy?

in babylon they had bride auctions like this. all the losing cucks still had their bids given to the women and her chosen husband.

I thought this whore was already married. Did she fail at that as well?
I still can't figure out why anyone would want to touch the half-breed bitch and hate the Ventiposters who insist on spamming her ugly ass here.

marriage is against my religion

so shes a prostitute now basically

You are responding to a years old copypasta.

you do a 360 and moonwalk you stupid newfag. lurk moar.

All interactions with women are transactional. A good women simply is one more likely to keep her end of a bargain.

lithuania is a fake and gay country

t. bgc

Guy seriously want to fuck this monkey mutt?
Sad.

is this an electronic girl? "e" girl whatever they call them. Don't care I get mine for free

this fucking foid is an example of why the white sharia meme should've been more seriously

Poor desperate old woman. Sad

Shalom Rabbi.

It means she's one night of binge eating away from being physically fat, which you can clearly see on her. I dont get it. Did I miss something? Do people here besides her russian fanboy actually find her attractive or is it a meme? She just looks like a female version of the amerimutt meme to me, and is already post wall with only downy eggs remaining.

marry the richest and most desperate after telling “no refunds” to all of the little simps

divorce rape king simp to go be a thot

Simps will fall for it every time, all for the grossest pepperoni nipples you'll ever see.

for $500 dollars you could get a cheap firearm, a really good knife, or, even donate some vidya to a children’s cancer ward

Ill send her 500 zimbabwe dollars

Her tits were 10/10 aeons ago. Now? Nobody knows.

A blowjob is like 20-25$ here ,kek burgers are beyond saving, women are so easy to get and cheap to buy ,also good looking, you have no idea. Probably that's why we have no autistic simps boosting their egos 24/7 and they are are obidient.
Also, russian venti anon probably already applied, soon we may get nudes.

I'll be extremely honest with you anons
I don't want to marry her
Thank you for your time

Thanks anon. I was reminded I am in a fucking Britanny Venti shilling thread talking about the soulless Americans trying to save it's soulless nation. It goes on all fields.

Can we get russia bro an application? That delicious big titted whore deserves an autist like him.
Rooting for you cyka blyat

XD This wetback has come to "save" America. XD

jesus.....

I am in my country. You are the wetback. That land belongs to Mexicans.

Then let them try to take it. XD

I honestly think she can be memed into marrying the crazy Venti russian, maybe after this whole ironic is over and she's still alone.

KeK

Getting married in 2025

Getting married to a non-virgin in 2025

Everyone talks about Prettany. No one about the ice kween Russian funded tigermommy Lauren...