I pray to God this homophobe is rejected by the conclave
Cardinal Pizzaballa now favourite to be Pope
pizzaballs
kek this was the only one I wanted glad hes based
Pope Pizza
from Jerusalem
Based. Everything going planned
And Why would God listen to sodomites?
Yeah I vote for Commodore Pizzaballs
Which cardinal was saying immigration is a huge problem
He's got my vote.
Pope pizzaballiuss has a ring to it.
I can't wait to see what he's cooking up.
The nigger, Sarah.
None of them because they get paid by south America to shill immigration into the U.S.
Vatican is supposed to be to Italians what Israel is for Jews and Harvard is for Wasp, it’s been 100 years since an Italian pope it’s about time there is another one.
Sarah was actually. It doesn't matter though because Based Miller is conducting mass deportations and nobody can stop him. We don't need papal approval to enforce our borders.
The world has enough Zionist Freemason Guido opinions thank you!
pizzaballs
Look I'm atheist, not catholic, but this should be a no-brain so-in win. Pope Pizza Balls. Internet would vote for him.
We aren’t living in a simulation bro
In nomine pastae
et condimenti
et crusta geminifarta
amen.
Nope. TOTAL CHADTALIAN DOMINATION
It was another one.
He was speaking Italian
If anything it vindicates Martin Luther.
Muh German!
Better a Conservative Kraut than a Woke Guinea!
Pizza baller for the win
Wanna be a Pizzaballa
Sauce Calla
6" blades on the pizza cutta
“The Catholic Cardinal associated with statements against immigration, particularly mass migration, is Cardinal Robert Sarah. In a 2019 interview with the French publication Valeurs Actuelles, he described mass migration as a “new form of slavery” and criticized using the Bible to promote it, calling such interpretations a “false exegesis.” He expressed concerns about the impact of migration on European identity and culture, arguing that nations have a right to distinguish between refugees and economic migrants. While no specific video is directly referenced in the provided sources, his remarks have been widely reported and discussed, including in posts on X, where he’s noted for his strong stance against mass migration. For example, a post on X from April 21, 2025, quotes him saying, “Those who use the Bible to justify mass immigration are bewitched”. Another post from April 27, 2025, attributes to him the view that “The West is dying… You are being invaded and losing your culture”. These align with his broader public statements, though I cannot confirm a specific video without further details”
pizzaBALLA
Italians aren't real. The world is a simulation.
wtf I love pizzaiolo now
pizza balls
But balls don't belong on a pizza.
And what of Archdeacon Pastrami?
Faggot ring
The stuff of nightmares.
fun fact : he would be the first pope with a moustache
it’s actually a cause of minor scandal among certain catho circles
That doesn’t mean he hates them
Who gives a fuck about faggots? Your primary concern should be the millions of migrants that invaded Europe and North America.
he will finish what pope Francis started!
Anti fag
Antisemite
Yeah, sorry guys, we'll have to take him out.
Yeah, he probably opened up 5 more for every one that he closed down.
This wop's name is Pizzaballa? LOL
Deus Vult
The Catholic Church can’t set immigration policy, only religious policy. I guess they could deny the sacrament to immigrants but that seems goofy
Why? Child rapists absolutely deserve to be called faggots.
Why I want Sarah
kill all infidels.
6 gozillion pagans killed by charlemagne.
never happened but they deserved it and we will do it again.
i will safeguard all jews & muslims and kill every atheist and pagan i see on the street.
are you people fucking serious? an italian guy named Pizzaballa? you expect me to believe that shit is real?
the elites are just straight up mocking us at this point
an Italian has an.... ITALIAN NAME??? Noo wwayyyyyyy this must be a conspiracy
Pills.
Cardinal Robert Sarah from Guinea in West Africa has been named among the potential successors to Pope Francis and the prospect is sending a jolt through the French establishment. He has accused the West of betraying its Christian roots and described mass migration as a form of ‘self destruction’. He has spoken of immigration as a ‘new form of slavery’ created by Europe’s failure to defend its identity and has called on young Africans to remain in their own countries and build their futures at home.
Pizzaballa or Bongo, everyone else should just clear the room.
I’m going for Burke.
this is like if an american's last name was "hamburger"
get fucking real
Pizzaballa has a meme name.
he do be having that
i don't be giving a flying fuck
look in his eyes
That is a relatively common surname.
Ich bin hamburger
I thought he was too old to be considered? Really they should try a nice spry 50y/o youngling for once.
Many such cases, schizo.
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Cardinal is a real Baller
A Pizza Baller
People are selling pizzaballs on polymarket
Please be the Pope just for the name.
Not sure which is funnier, him annoying a bunch of guidos, or how amazingly true to stereotype all of them are.
Robert Sarah: WHY R U GHEI?
*Macron shits itself on the spot*
"Stop making us into a stereotype, we don't talk about pasta that much." -Mr. Pizza balls
Fantastic gesticulations
There probably are Americans of German descent named Hamburg.
bad news, if he becomes the pope his name will be changed to something lame and gay.
Its-a pope-a pizza pasta!
ahem
Pizza Balls, those Tostino things, are an Autism approved food.
Always get a nice kek from this one
"There are faggot rings"
There has been a homosexual faction in the Papacy since Vatican II. How do you think those policy changes got past the traditionalists?
fun fact : he would be the first pope with a moustache
it’s actually a cause of minor scandal among certain catho circles
certain circles?
You mean certain faggot rings. How dare they question his Mighty Moral Mustache
Onion rings?
We’ve come full circle
Southern Marxists also talk like that, see for instance. I'm not saying he's one of course; just letting you know saying "faggot" in Italy or South America doesn't make you right-wing. Leftist Nordics will never say that word though.
he doesn't have ot even though its tradition. There's a slim possibility that he breaks from this tradition for some reason and becomes Pope Pizzaballa the first
First Pope with a mustache
The title of Pope has existed for almost 2000 years. No way in Hell they were all clean shaven
pizza balls
Italians are very cute and pure in their own way. They just want to eat the same recipies over and over again and incessantly talk about eating said recipies.
Pizzaballa is the Latin patriarch of Jerusalem.
THE pope? Kek glad I'm Christian and not a Catholic cultists follower
PAPAL NAME URBAN IX LET'S GO
I want Pope Trump so badly
Pope Chudrian I
Pope Orpheus
They should get someone who will last them a few decades and not drop dead within a fortnight like the others since Johannes Paul.
BASED. TAKE MY ENERGY.
private sources
Be for fucking real.
Cardinal Chow confusing reddit with his eminence
new alex jones vision from the parallel dimension
x.com
he would be the first pope with a moustache in 300 years
ftfy
he looks antisemitic
What if you pick the wrong pope and he lives for 40 years
Based Pope Pizza Pie
Can AI be Pope?
GPT is obsessed with the immaculate conception. It’s causing issues at openAI
Well he is a Catholic cardinal in the middle of Jerusalem so he has to deal with them on a daily basis.
You know what it takes to be the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem and gain converts in the middle of Jerusalem?
You know what it takes to advocate for an end to the Gaza war and the Israeli occupation of Palestine while in the middle of Israel?
You know what it takes to do this?
It takes Big Pizza Balls to do this!
Sarah isn't a nigger. The only black cardinal who qualifies as a nigger is Besungu.
Its just the christchud version of "poles out pakis in". Literally no one else gives a fuck.
dey eat da poo poo!
Sarah would be the coolest, but my money is on Mario Grech.
its what the vaitcan is sorely lacking
I see he likes aliens
It's more like if an American were called John Burgerking or Tom Walmart
basado ultimamente
terrifies Macron
Don't care about the rest of his views, this is the pope the world needs.
Thing is, in Italian we don't have a word for gay people that isn't a slur. In a "polite" context we either use the English word "gay" or the medical term homosexual. Otherwise we just call them faggots