GIGA HAPPENING!!! IRAN JUST GOT ATTACKED!!! WW3 HAS STARTED!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!
filtered
Do I have time for a last meal?
sheesh
ITS FUCKING OVER!!!!!
lol. lmao. muslim savages. fuck em.
My uncle works for nintendo and can absolutely confirm that it is in fact happening.
nothing burger
It probably wasn't the jews otherwise there would already be a hundred threads up about how the one thing they managed to explode on the base was actually secretly the key to Irans entire missile program which is why they leave it out in the open to be bombed.
WAR! WAR! WAR!
We need also nukes please.
Time to kill everything that is alive.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Nope, Just checked BTC prices. Hasn't tanked.
BTC always sells off hard whenever there's big geo-political , liquidity issues.
Makes you wonder what the fuck BTC is for anyways.
seismic shocks "after"
Can we actually confirm that the shaking video was after and not before the explosion? I'm starting to wonder if maybe an earthquake just severed and ignited a natural gas line or something. And the air defenses were activated as a precaution since it was close to a potential military target.
I think we might, in fact, have a nothingburger on our hands.
Iranians won't do shit, I have never seen such a hyped up foe who is so reluctant to fight
OH NO NO NO!!!
this.
Nothing ever happens.
definitely just an earthquake,
Chudjaks won again
OH boy just you wait.
IRAN is going to, is going tooooo is going tooooo rise a flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag OHHHHHHH IM RISINGGGGG
ITS LITERALLY OVER ISNT IT BROS??
WW3 HAS STARTED
P O W E R
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P L A N T
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A communications disruption can mean only one thing.
This is gonna lead to another draft isnt it boyos?
Scams
IRAN JUST GOT ATTACKED!!!
My penis can only get so erect
takes hours to fly even from israel to iran. at best this is internal sabotage.
ANDDDDDDDDD Iran will cuck out and do nothing, maybe raise the flag of shit or something
i need some fact checking. someone get lookner on this stat and thank the mods.
muh it’s just a earthquake
Death to Israel.
Raise the flag and bring the ring
Nuke the kikes already
Do it for Greta
why don't they bomb Tel Aviv or american bases in the region? are they pussies?
And the hat
If Iran wants peace, they will shut down their Nuclear program and submit. If not they will be bombed to hell.
they will if they are really attacked
weren't they just attacked rn (right now)?
iran is a irrelevant goat fucker shithole to start off ww3
we were already tricked with those 100,000 Hezbollah missiles that never showed up, so until i see it i assume Iran missiles are fake too
They've been saying Iran was 2 years away from nuclear weapons for 25 years. This is about BRICS
if us/israel were bombing iran we would know hours before it happens because that's how long it takes to fly to iran. this is nothing, maybe a saboteur with a drone launched from iran.
BREAKING NEWS
THE AYATOLLAH OF IRAN HAS INSERTED THE ANAL BEADS OF IMMINENT RETALIATION INTO HIS RECTAL CAVITY
ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING!!!
despite how hard they hit them, hezbollah defeated israel again. they were running out of lebanon after a week.
It doesn't matter what they have, they must submit
Post a credible source, nigger
I'll never understand this. Norks can donate a couple warheads anytime and shut the kikes up.
OH SHIT BROS YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
IF HIS HEMORRHOIDS ACT UP THE WAR IS GO
I REPEAT
IF HIS HEMORRHOIDS ACT UP WE'RE ALL FUCKED
t.me
It's a fire at a cardboard plant beside the power plant. Everything else is larp
Oh, yeah, disarming while having kikes as neighbours - that'll go so well
THEY ARE SAYING THAT IRAN JUST HAD ITS OWN PEARL HARBOR
TOTAL DEVASTATION
Ooh ooh tell aviv in flames
that's becase they don't really have nuclear weapons let alone acquire or atleast produce one to drop it on tel aviv, and even if they did ww3 would have had already happened after 9/11.
24 hours ago Turkish and Israeli jets were buzzing each other and firing warning shots while activating jammers over the skies of north and central Syria.
Jews are greater than Iranians, simple as
a cardboard compactor at a waste management facility is the official word. An odd thing for the press to jump on so fast,
but no proof of explosion
Two more weeks, two more red flags of revenge.
Sir, here is your order
But I ordered a burger too
Yes, sir, the nothingburger with extra nothing is right next to this sandwich with a tight pussy for you to fuck.
Oh right, sorry, I'm a little retarded. MAGA!
Sir, please fuck your sandwich and leave.
despite how hard they hit them, hezbollah defeated israel again. they were running out of lebanon after a week.
yeah, the israeli ground forces are shit, nobody questions that hezbollah is superior on the ground. but the IDF is currently bombing Beirut and hezbollah is doing nothing, if they had 100,000 missiles they would do something
edition.cnn.com
Two more weeks
What gamer word applies in this case?
weird how the fact that turkish jets were north of damascus and tartus while israeli jets were doing bombing runs a few miles south just went completely unreported in western/mainstream media
do you know if there's any truth to the reports of russian / US jets in the air in syria at the same time?
also apparently there's a shit ton of activity around kaliningrad/baltic sea right now too with a bunch of nuke sniffers/signals intelligence planes and lithuania just announced it's hosting an "artillery exercise" with 8000 NATO troops + their equipment next to the suwalki gap starting this coming week, and estonia announced it might capture/fire upon any suspicious russian ships including civilian ships
AFAIK they're keeping quiet out of political reasons and to regain public consensus and prove the Lebanese government won't do shit about israel while they reorganize and recuperate.
If Iran actually gets tangled in a hot war Hezbollah will be back at it too, possibly even harder than before.
bahaha what? cmon
Noticed
Not my problem
sick of the desert people
all of them, jews, houthi, what the fuck ever
A very large compactor they added one too many pieces of cardboard and it caused an earthquake
could be, but then they should shut up then, they should stop talking about "red lines" on Beirut if they will do nothing when Israel bombs Beirut, it just makes them look bad.
Israel has also stepped on all the red lines on the Gaza ceasefire and just get away with it
AS THE JEW IS BEING EXTERMINATED, HE MUST KNOW WHY. HE MUST SUFFER FOR HIS CRIMES. JEWISH CHILDREN MUST NOT BE SPARED. THE END OF THE JEWISH RACE MEANS THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE.
The earthquake is coincidental. And likely why retards are talking about explosions.
Show me one fucking video of an explosion there. One fucking video
You fucking retarded moron retard piece of shit. You failed fetal alcohol abortion waste of flesh.
Counterstrike IRL when?
fake news
shill thread
nothing ever happens
Mudslims don't have balls
I’m not reenlisting to die for kikes, have fun zoomers
Fly.. from Guam?
I talk to ghosts
Those ghosts are actually controlled by Mossad and the CIA
But I beat the Mossad ghosts
Which also worked for the CIA
Pay me
Easiest job description in the world.
Send them to the West!
Rus is ruled by oligarchy + empire + religious fans.
That's why west plan to damage them.
Ussr almost single handed defeated all advanced eu army. But christian slaves can't do same.
source: randos on twitter
fuck off
Iran always downplays stuff and israel always lies, this was probably some form of israelie sponsored sabotage same as the port fire last week.
Good news is it means zion don is still not on board with attacking Iran even now.
HAPPENING CANCELLED
IRAN SAYS NOTHINGBURGER
That doesn't make sense.
More likely:
The cardboard plant caught fire
earthquake happens coincidentally
people look outside and see fire that has already been going and think it just happened and is linked to the rumble they just heard/felt
go on Iranian twitter "OH MY GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK IT'S HAPPENING"
OSINT channels see it and start saying it's an explosion for clicks (i.e. money)
Which is funny because the whole reason they exist is because of people who feel that mainstream journalism has become low ethics clickbait bullshit.
yes it does i deal with this stupid shit all the time. t. lineman
Now I'm hearing that the earthquake was actually 3 hours ago. So it's not even coincidental. It's clearly unrelated.
Why jews attack Iran
The world is sick of you people, I hope you have your expulsion supplies at the ready
My bad guys I accidentally put the GTA San Andreas explosion cheat code into my controller sorry
I hope Iran wins
tough shit iran, the internet has already signed the declaration of war in your name
I guess that shit in syria yesterday gave israel the green light to attack iran?
I can concur
t. unrelated job, but I didn't have power at home yesterday due to a storm
How many kids does Soros have?
I hear even DJ Khalid is related
Alex Soros is a faggot and decoy
its a love-hate relationship, you can make assloads of cash chasing storm work but its def not easy in good conditions
So long zoomers. You're going to be drafted and sent off to die. I never really go to know you and for that I just want to say: thank god, skibididibity see you in hell
Iran has raised the Rainbow Flag over the Holy Mosque! Isreal is done!
This dood is so mad he must be jewish, bahahahaha or possibly indian if you consider the flag.
Nothing ever happens.
Stop cheering like this is a good thing. Israel is gunna rope the US into it, like they always do. Even if you smite the light of allah with your christian might, youll still be out 3 trillion dollars with nothinf but jobless vets and war refugees in every countrys boarders to show for it, like last time the middle east got testy.
Conventional weapons wont cut it anymore, its time to call the mages
So looks like Iran bitched out
They are covering up sabotage now because it would mean they would be expected to respond and they don’t want to do that
SEAL THE ELECT!
Two more explosions
Quarter Pounder with extra cheese.
based BTC indicator watcher
I did the exact fucking thing and checked BTC
gtfo out of my mind
LFG!!!
israel vs iran isn't some big world ending event. US will have a civil war before sending any help there with the current policital spectrum.
Iran is saying Nothingburger
Mods close thread please
Guess which one is doing vast amounts of cochise?
Sry chuds, OP just farted...
Today at 8:40 a Transformer at Qaem Power Plant had a serious malefunction after sever frequency fluctuations caused by termal athmospheric stress to the connected grid. The safeguards did not trigger as expected and the transformer blew up
isnt bombig power plants a war crime? at least in the oinkraine is it according to NATO media - who did the same in every conflict they started so far. but that was just collateral damage i guess...
If Iran wants peace, they will shut down their Nuclear program and submit. If not they will be bombed to hell.
you retard sound like my father telling my mom and us what we have to do to keep the peace basically - and thats what he wanted the family to be.
now his sitting alone at home on his birthday, fathers day, easter, thanksgivings and new years eve. because he was an asshole. thats all.
and you retards will gonna end the same way. like a lonely, lunatic asshole sitting alone on your northen continent all day because no one wants anything to do with you farts anymore.
kek they always do this shit on a Saturday as we are all picrel
Some perhaps some bunker busters were used, this could explain the seismic activity, makes sense since Iran keep a lot of shit underground. Maybe this could trigger a response.
bombig power plants a war crime? at least in the oinkraine
yes ranjeet hitting some cash crop oil refineries is MUCH worse than plowing missiles into crowded apartment blocs
Initial reports of Iran potentially declaring martial law
Here we fucking go
This is it
Am not sure why some of you seem to have such a hard-on for world war 3. Aside from the millions of civilians that would die, do you not realize how shit it would make every single thing we take for granted now? You couldn't shop or order online the same way that you have been doing. So the edgelords that get horny on seeing this need to either just stop or kys stupid faggots.
bomb iran
do you not realize how shit it would make every single thing we take for granted now?
everyone must suffer
Billions must die
Both are jewish supermen.
Check for the Jewish apocalypse
it's nothingburgin' time
yawn
let us know when the black flag flies above the dome; keep your eye on the vatican too
thats because youre a basement retard low IQ nigger like the rest of you, listen here nigger, even if you have a nuke you have to deliver the payload somehow, cant use stealth, they dont have planes that can carry nukes, slamming it on a simple balistic missile wont work too because they can be easily intercepted by almost anyone, and we have the best tech to do that regardless.
we cant be nuked unless its by a highly sophisticated op with stealth bombers by a highly advanced country, and im just guessing here because we probably can prevent that as well.
youll a bunch of RETARDED niggers kek. fact check anything i said, you might learn something from the intellectuals that govern your useless slave asses.
they literally cant do shit. wont do shit. even if they launch a massive volley of stupid soviet era missiles, it would randomly hit shit and cause no real damage. they are scared shitless and sooner than later these shitskins will have a regime change, every shia shitskin on the planet is being targeted as their countries get analy raped. youre watching shitskin indoctoration happening live and you losers cant even see it.
why must i share oxygen equally with you pathetic excuses for humans is beyond me. no merit. no skill. no brains. sheep to the slaughter. literal insects put on this world to consume product.
disgusting.
There will be no war.
dont have planes that can carry nukes, slamming it on a simple balistic missile wont work too because they can be easily intercepted by almost anyone, and we have the best tech to do that regardless
Yea we saw how last time Iran got a bit serious hundreds of missiles landed in your airports. And that was with the help of 1/3th of the US navy
It’s fake, this is from Arma 3
yes but make it snappy
it was the US
IRAN
ICUM
MUH BODY N PENIS R READY
I am seeing nothing about this on my normal channels. Is this a LARP?
Tf
Tp
Retard
Just came to ask what is Khamenei's larp will be now. Holy war shoes? Extreme indignation pants?
PETER THIEL CIA-MOSSAD BROS, NOW'S OUR TIME TO SHINE!
something randomly blows up in the middle east
only on days begining with t!
Lying jew
You will die burning alive
When nukes fly I hope you at least suffer first before your miserable life is extinguished.
It's not the Iranians you should be worried about, it's the Russians and Chinese who will not be happy about Israel and the US getting so close to them.
WW3 is not about Israel vs. Iran, it's about the US and Europe vs. Russia and China. That's when the nukes go off.
Why don't you just leave and leave those people alone. I bet it's gotta not register to you that you're willing to go to war and kill and displace the indigenous population-of women and children. But you're like typically away from home. Maybe if it was like shapradic Jews going crazy ig they do but not like that. This dude is like polish. How do you find the attachment. I'd be shocked to understand your lack of valuization to being in reality.
How many generations does it take for a Washingtonian to become a real Native American ?
Aye why is this gif so long?!
That ai warfare shit sounds wonky. Idk if I'm ready for that. Is there other plates on the table ? Heard you got cancer outta there. So I'm tryna eat maybe sexy Bharati Babes. How do we get Peter thiel working on that ?
Damn. Maybe it's. Maybe we can...
Damn.
Is there like food ? Ehhh
Maybe we can make a cool ice cream or something. Super healthy for the kids put it in the happy meal to replace apple slices. Michelle Obama can't tell me what to eat for me to be happy !
when glowniggers feed an AI post keywords
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