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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

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Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

dan sucks

TYB and good evening anons

Have you seen any new pics of comfy's sister?

ty baker

First Shift updates

Pizza at end of last night

Delivered successfully, no tip
Cops generally would decline it anyways, according to Dan/Curtis

Lee County, the driver who just fled and no chase because retards

Checked hotel, checked local bar where he was a regular, nothing
Hotel called to say he had returned, cops arrested him peacefully
White guy from Orlando

oh shit it's wifejak

Not recently. Mostly his nieces.

Thanks for the update.

Just wondered. I think I've only seen maybe two,

I only have 2 pics, so as far as I know there are only 2. I check her feed often and will save any that are posted

Thanks.

Robert Bell hasn't stolen anything in a while and it shows

Kek. I have that meme.

Hell yeah bros, whipping up nachos grande for the big show!

Not gonna lie, I definitely would
Redheads drive me wild.
I blame Dr. Crusher

Looks perfect!

Looks good anon. I'm having some Peepza. Stale easter peeps come right back to life in the oven.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

The only valuable minority.

Very creative anon

We're 5 minutes from live
I wonder if we'll see any people with lost cats tonight

Tonight's meal: Grilled ribeye + brussels sprouts + garlic mashed potatoes

t. professional chef anon

This better be good.

What the fuck was that plastic bag he was wearing?

Do... do bald people have to wear showercaps when they think they're not being watched?

Looked like it and sounded extra zesty

It looked like a shower cap

Jeet or Asian?

He just let that nigger go?

guess who lives here

Milo looks like a great cat

Why do some get black women, others get dogs, and that one guy gets to bring his dad to work?

of course

dos cervezas

Looks like he enjoys opl.

A Hispanic whale

That's a nice looking kitty. i had to have mine put down a little over a month ago and still miss her like crazy.

El gentlmano

Can't tell if that's an ugly kid or one of those business business midgets.

Milo looks like one of my kittens that got run over this past winter. Orange cats are such firey motherfuckers.

No entiendo

I asked him if we could step inside, he didn't say no

Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works

No Nintendo switch 2 for me either.

when they leave they take a piece of our soul with them
that was Georgie

He's not even supposed to be in this country, I doubt he has rights in the current political climate.

tvapp is overloaded... Anons I need a new stream... My pizza is getting cold!

Papa John’s now has a papa at night deal where after 9pm everything is 40% off regular menu prices and it’s honestly the best deal they’ve had in a very long time

F.

No link to free stream

Fuck.

Anons I need a new stream

VLC Media Player
Ctrl-N to Open Network Stream
bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

I think he's one of those arab midget like that Habib kid or whatever

when they leave they take a piece of our soul with them

They really do. I haven't heard it put that way before, but it's spot on. I'm sorry about Georgie.

Taking the bus is horrible.

tvpass.org/channel/reelzchannel

where is the stream?

Anons are those links legit... Be honest.

tvpass.org/channel/reelzchannel

thanks

Air fryer chicken legs and boxed stuffing.

Who's operating the surveillance camera?

Anons are those links legit... Be honest.

100%
Been watching this way for months

.

ok it worked and wasn't pr0n... thanks ya'll

Why would we deceive you, fren?

Ricky! The Cops are here!

Should you call the cops if you see little spics driving dirt bikes and go karts on city streets?

I like how they had another guy voice the end of that Michael Cera ad

Looks like Dan invested in some gimbals for the camera guys

I remember why I stopped watching cable. Commercials are so cucked.

I was just watching that before OPL came on

dissing advertising

Very unamerican.

Antisemetic*

Stuck at work again so I’m late. Did I miss anything? Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?

What the fuck is wrong with this stupid bitch,

You work overnight?

#AOK hashtag. I will be monitoring for your anons submissions

I've never had Jamaican food, I wonder if this is a good place

What's the origin of the first name "Zemarion"?

No, I only went in expecting to take care of some paperwork and leave but I got stuck getting shouldered with more shit. The lesson is: don’t go to work.

Scion of Zemar

something's off about all three of them

"Me tink me gwan shit dem me pant, me no wan go to da jail."

Who wears a watch hat with shirt sleeves?

they need to move all the previously on segments to first shift

Niggers.

Wearing one of these in public ought to be an instantly arrestable offense.

What time does Dan enter the temple?

Why? They don't have nearly enough good shit happening live

What if you were in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska?

That would actually make first shift watchable. Dan could make it decent with that and more followups, but he's too cheap and lazy.

Science hating chud bigot. I’m coming for you.

the frogs are KEKKING for Shiloh.

other countries make fun of us for our incarceration rate, but it should be double what it is

Listen to all the crickets and bullfrogs
God I miss nature - I need to go camping again soon

It's a shame to know those planes won't crash because they are showing this

Those planes sound good.

They are T-6 Texans. Pratt & Whitney R-1340 Wasp engine.

no IDs

Deport them all

Back to back drunk spics trying to out smart the police

just deport them all.

Bro get the camera microphone out of the rain ffs.

horse girls

Guaranteed insanity

I’ve seen this in a porn before

You betcha.

Horse is named Cairo

Hippies...

Very unprofessional of Rizzo to shit on this cop for enforcing even the dumb laws. And he just won a cop of the year award too.

One last picture

Is this the Horse from Schenectady?

wtf legs

I guarantee she does anal
Like large insertion anal

Did I hear someone say airplanes and horses?

Go try it. Looks relatively safe.

Checked and wood

1 more hour of my WAH wagie job
Working tech support makes you truly hate people.

if all the cops are at the air show, who's watching the niggers?

It's pretty impressive how accurately they can land after skydiving

Vegas is full of mystery meat like these two. The desert is full of freaks.

Black or Asian?

Just got here brahs. Did I miss anything good? This bitch is annoying.

Asian, and a real fucking shame about the face
The rest of her is amazing

a dancer and her butch "wife"

Vegas so probably some kind of Filipino hybrid.

She is annoying. Seemed like the cop escalated it pretty quickly though for speeding.

what flavor of asian is that?

Probably just fed up from dealing with the dregs of society and having ppl lie to his face 50 times a day. I don't know how they do it.

what flavor of asian is that?

Swirl, I think

looks somewhat blasian

they let them go

Drives wrong-way and puts hundreds of lives in danger

60 months probation

Judges in this country are committing treason every single fucking day

SIXTY MONTHS PROBATION
holy fuck if I could negotiate that kind of penalty for a stolen car and a GTA5 run through the city I'd take that deal tomorrow.

probation

They share more and more outcomes like this. How long can they do so without having a Network-style breakdown?

That other one was a girl?
From a distance and with the attitude I thought she was black at first.

Curtis can't believe the guy got 60 months. His fatigue is very high.

for sure

What state was that, by the way?

How's it going tonight? Last night was ass

Not the good kind.

probation

nigger pass accepted
Judge should be roped

no bra

Eraser nipples

Bros.....

That other one was a girl?

I think so, yeah
Lots of rings on the fingers too, which is typically a female trait

Typical woman who can't shut her mouth

That bitch thinks she is a 10 but she is a 4.

HH. That's actually more than a lot of niggers get for something like that.

"Give me your name so I can go bitch to your department about how you raped and tortured me"

The rare ButterfBlAsian

Hello Dan.

"W-WAAAATT? I DON SMOKE DA MARAGUANA M'AM"

Looks like Electro from Amazing Spider-Man 2.

two people in a car

she tries to do the stop alone

This is how female cops get killed

Yeah, from that pic it does look female.

If this woman tries to arrest this spic she's gonna get fucking bodied.

How did the slogan "run for the border" work in your white hellscape?

JESS

DEPORT

Oh fuck, just shoot the potheads ffs.

bring back the grilled double stuft burrito you nigger

chu scare the crap ah meh

Deport

Deport

Deport

Deport

Could I have 3 enchiritos, a Mexican pizza and a diet coke plz?

Looks like Electro from Amazing Spider-Man 2.

You might be the only person to have ever watched that movie, but you're absolutely right

Wait till the guys back at the mosque hear that Ahmed was smoking weed

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY

Is stupidity a valid basis for probable cause?

He jus.escare, mange

I feel confident this is a methhead.

I was going to ask what woman goes out wearing thin spandex clothing to the point to where you can see her underwear and bra but I live in America so I've already answered it.

AY YO

shit negress cop getting shit done.

Haff a beer in da mornin.

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but me, I'd give Mendez a good plapping

Fucking drunk.

Officer Shaniqua yanked his white ass from the car.

because of why

She gets a free mustache ride

Love these 0.22 Constitutional scholars.

and into the cop car

And shoved him right into the cop car.

I'm becoming a bit of a fan of her.

Corporal Boshanquanisha gets a pass.

the rare yt fatigue

tiddies

her and Serenity are quick to anger

She's kind of a power tripping cunt most of the time.
I'll never really like her after she arrested a white woman for giving her sass back at an open bar.

kek. True.

thetvapp isn't working for me so I am just going to watch some old xfiles tn, but i just wanted to drop in and say hi to all mi frens
also fuck niggers

ACAB

I bet there on the brady list, i got the pig that gave me a dui for just smoking 1 joint a brady list entry , abuse of power, road pirate kidnappers.

legalized gangs and y'all idolize these clowns with a janny uniform and badge.

It's a real shame about her face, because the rest of her is top shelf

Nipples like that and she still managed to get herself busted. What a waste of natural resources.

And shoved him into the squad car too while two male cops struggled, did she tap into the power of tard strength while retaining her sanity?

flat butt

no hips

small boobs

gigantic colored nipples

top shelf

Shut up, anon.

Serenity is not quick to anger unless people are being unnecessary pains or not being cool
She is there to get nigs in line.
The other bitch seems to love give white males shit.

ACAB

Fake ass story

Internet tough guy

One of the pluses of working with black women is that they're almost never neurotic. They're a lot of things, but most are at least emotionally stable compared to yt women.

looks like a slurm

You must be an ugly retard with incredibly low standards

serenity has chimped out each of the last 2 weeks

I bet that's a nigger

And that fact she's a dyke and has the temperament of a hornet

Its a nigger.

bootlicker

Id kick your ass and the pigs would let me go, mutual fight , come at me punk bitch

officer zesty in clayton

Fuck - hit the fucking bubbles before he fucking kills someone.

welcome to Anon Babble

It was justified each time.
You can't play nice with Lousiana niggers
Are you out of your mind.
But any other time she's cracking jokes or making fun of assholes niggers.

Nigger was begging to be pulled over

Mald harder you fat faggot.

I can't tell anymore if these drivers are dumb or want to get pulled over

I waiting for him to say Chil'

This nigger deserves all the tickets. Not because he is a nigger but he is a nigger driving like a nigger.

way too cooperative for a bravo mike
something isn't right

Make a cop get out of his car into shitty weather like this. This won't go well.

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump to give a play by play on the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

Getting pulled over is a lottery for niggers, cops fuck up something and the nigger sues them for millions

Only if Hannity is hosting

o naw bby

I miss Tucker so bad its unreal.

i'm havin a really shitty weekend but this guy's snot makes it a little bit better

Producer is going to get kicked in the balls for that shot

You, um, you want you a booger?

This is just fucking gross. I can handle gunshot wounds and major trauma, but spit and snot absolutely fucking disgust me.

Is Marco's pizza any good?

like every chain pizza place, it's not worth full price, find a coupon and try it out

It’s probably the best nationwide chain pizza.

Is Marco's pizza any good?

I had some watching hockey the other night
It's pretty good for basic chain pizza - good amount of toppings, good crust coverage, cooked well
The pepperoni feast pizza was greasy, but that's to be expected

A judge will throw out all those tickets

Hit or miss but never outright bad
As anon said using coupons or discounts is great

Guy won't be paying any of those tickets

checked

Is she really arresting him for resisting?

That is complex anon. I live in Houston where we have very few good independent pizza joints, so it is basically the chain joints. Marco's has high quality ingredients, but where I think they miss the mark is the crust. Their original is kinda too thick and leaves me feeling bloated. The thin crust is like a saltine cracker, good, but I could smash the whole pizza without feeling satisfied. The Pizza Hut thin crust mogs all IMO, despite the inferior ingredients, but that depends on your preferences.

Thanks anons. I'll give it a shot sometime.

Imma give you a chance

Obstruction. She has probable cause to search the vehicle and he was interfering with that.

Kurt Metzger fell off hard.

Resisting is always a pop, even if the underlying charge gets dropped, they usually keep the resisting charge.

Rizzo got fucked by BBC

FLEEING VEHICLE

FLEEING VEHICLE

FLEEING VEHICLE

FLEEING VEHICLE

The Pepperoni Magnifico is a favorite of mine.
Meat pizza if they did it right it's not too greasy

rizzo is as big as advertized

he's all there

They're gonna cut away cuz it's a nigger.

OH SHIT OH SHIT HE CAN'T BREATHE YA'LL

Fo wat

She told him to get out of the car and he refused, pretended he had to grab this and that.
So yeah that's passive resistance or passive obstruction of justice.

You guys know how Hank Hill says

I tell you w'hut

Every time I hear Felontavius say

FO W'HUT

I imagine an alternate universe Hank Hill.

Summer is almost here

dindu nuffin

Checked. They need to summon George Droyd to the scene.

I would let the female Lee County cop keep me in a gimp box, only taking me out to clean her ass hole with my mouth after each shift, upon which she will put me back in the gimp box and feed me a steady diet of gruel and bread.

Damn Rizzo fucked that nigga's booty

I'm sure Hiscox is aware what their name sounds like

After the show I'm going to play Xcom UFO Defense for the first time

That’s a real good way to get sick.does everyone eat ass today or is it just a meme

new bread

Enjoy your dead dudes.

I've been seeing shit like "YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRICK YOUR FINGER ANYMORE GOOD NEWS FOR FATASSES" since like 2002.

His what?

Who is Rizzo?

Fuck - looks like a Staples receipt.

You were driving quickly
You now owe the state money

fuck you

The gay guy

I'm writing to follow up on an incident I recall from over a year ago involving a Nye County police officer and a homeowner. My understanding is that the officer, without apparent justification, physically assaulted the homeowner, resulting in the homeowner being injured. I believe the officer subsequently attempted to place blame on the homeowner.

I understand that investigations can take time, and I am not making any accusations. However, I am deeply concerned about the lack of publicly available information regarding the outcome of this incident. Transparency in matters of police conduct is crucial for maintaining public trust and ensuring accountability. Could you please provide an update on the status of any investigations or disciplinary actions taken in this case? Any information you can share about the specifics of the incident and its resolution would be greatly appreciated.

Did he say he caught a bass? lol.

Open the door

just a minute while I try to remember who I am

possible seizure/forfeiture of late model Audi

58 cops respond.

Cop car is a stupid place to try to work off charges.

Again, kiddies - demand a lawyer and shut. the. fuck. up.

You faggots are a bunch of brain-dead idiots. I'm out of here.

bye nigga

Shut the fuck up man I'm trying to watch.

The mystical whimsy of a black woman raised by White parents.