ITT we discuss how to evade UK police
ITT we discuss how to evade UK police
be brown
Try not to vote for turdskin migrants.
easy
Don't be a retarded tattooed lesbian gook who pisses on her girlfriends face.
throw a chess tower at them
Seems easy, a can of paint is pretty cheap
L to R
Fuck, Kill, Marry
fpbp
Come to America and help us bully them from over here. It’s fun :)
They dont even have weapons. Just kick them to the fucking ground a walk away.
Bro just jog away, they're all fat wastes
ITT we discuss how to evade UK police
yeah nope
R1 R1 O R2 ^ ^ v v
Step 1: do not commit crimes
How to avoid committing thought crimes?
For me, it's not going to the UK. Fuck that place is a fascist hellhole. Worse than Germany in some ways.
Ask to see their policing license and watch as their resolve collapses a la the dril "the cop screams, defeated" tweet
I don't care about evading the police it just really annoys me how cheap and nasty their "uniforms" look these days.
Don't UK police walk around mostly unarmed? I've seen plenty of bodycam footage of drugged up nigs shrugging off tasers, I'd imagine a bit of retard strength would just let you push through them.
kek
Be white.
I swear there's more female coppers than males these days.
Call police first
Bongstables
I'm dead.
just run away
Most crimes are moral and most lawful acts are immoral so no
Throw a wheelie bin at them
Why would most anons know? In Portugal the police can't stop you for any reason, they reasonable suspicion and must articulate to you why they're stopping you. You have to show ID next and maybe you're free to go. In UK fuck do I know if it's like that.
Beat the shit out of them
Become a beast that can handle 250lbs easily
Most crimes are moral
Anyone who thinks this is so fucking mentally gone.
CHARLES BRONSON THEM
MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ONCE YOU BASH EM
THEY START CLAMMERING FOR THEIR PHONE OR RADIO LMAO
THEY LOOK FOR SOMEONE TO SAVE THEM
SIMPLE
DONT LET EM GRAB THEIR RADIO OR CALL FOR HELP AND SHOW THEM NO MERCY HAHAHA
If I lived in the UK I'd take a few as slaves and lock them in my basement hahaha
wear this.
you are welcome.
Brain washed cattle can't fight a 2v1 against unarmed opponents
A real brit would be able to 5v1 and walk away leaving them whining on the floor
Scared the cops gonna spawn like GTA or something haha
Hell na
Their backup is as far as you drag em
Hell you can ambush the piglets easily
Call them and tell em you're some girl being raped
They'll show up lights flashing then jump out the shadows and shoot em up
Game over
Then disappear right back into the shadow
Never uncover your face and wear gloves
Hide your skin color and eyes too with Goggles
Wear two different shoes
Female coppers are everywhere because police chiefs believe that criminals are less likely to kick off if they're dealing with a woman. Yes, this means they're putting weak women in danger. No, police chiefs do not care.
Step 1 when police in UK talk to you, refuse to say anything and demand a lawyer.
Step 2 don't post your crimes all over social media.
Step 3 walk away free.
Not that hard, everyone breaks step 1 though because they are literally retarded and think they can talk their way out meanwhile they are incriminating themselves. Step 2 is always ignored too with actual tards liking some riot video and saying hey everyone that's me.
Smuggling in a .50 cal sniper rifle and taking one shot in a gapped window from a building with many windows
Repeat every day until your demands are met or you eventually die by said police
They will produce someone like this there eventually if they don’t back off in time
I'll bash a woman in the jaw if she wears a badge
She's not even human anymore
A creature/machine hybrid attached to a radio to hq
Long live the IRA
This
Blow them up everyday till they either kill you or you stir up a revolution
You'll be very surprised how fast people will realize how weak the government is when everyday they're being blown up sky high
Worked in Afghanistan against the entire world twice
What if the policewoman jumps with her pussy in your face? You become pussified and now what? Didn't think of that did you?
everybody is brown except crakers, (hence skin cancer) who do you mean?
Yes but you're not just brown, you are a monkey.
They just killed 4 Canadians for smoking a joint in China you are likely a chink who equates being legal with being moral I pray a pig rapes your daughter while you rot in a cage for posting on Anon Babble
Why do you guys hire thotcops?
They just killed 4 Canadians for smoking a joint in China
Based, same thing needs to happen here.
Start hanging every drug user and drug dealer.
a monkey ahs the same features as a cracker, so wtf are you talking bout monkey albino bitch?