Brit/pol - Creasing NGL Edition

Fuck off with this thread celeb shite.

What's for din dins lads

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someone put time and effort into this thread. Think about that

all the fish are getting sick

should i try changing the tank water?

no, let's take all the fish to the vet individually

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greggs

It's a celebration

Come you back, you British soldier

Starmer is a peng prime minister man, yeh. He's all about supportin da yoots and communities and ting. Man's not a RACIST like boris johnson was.

big up starmer yeah

Ham and cheese oatcakes

burp

xcancel.com/MikeTappTweets/status/1919321851035087213#m

Reform are to ban the flying of Ukrainian flags from public buildings.

A gesture of solidarity we see across the whole country.

Shameful! And as VE Day approaches.

Putin’s puppets.

It's funny just how similar Tapp is to Putin

Your mums milkers
Picrel

Who

banning ANY flag from being flown from your own house

you reform faggots are so retarded, as if giving up your pip to 'own the migrants' wasn't enough

Come you back to Mandalay

I just don't care about 'muh economy' you jew. They all have to go back, don't care how much it costs or how long they've been here, they ALL have to go, you included.

Tapp served in the Intelligence Corps[5] and had three tours (Iraq and Afghanistan) before joining the National Crime Agency and then the Ministry of Defence.[3]

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Someone should tell him the Ukrainians were actively involved in fighting on the German's side in WW2.

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

Funny how you conveniently forget the Soviet dictatorship they laboured under. This isn't normiebook, mate

That doesn't make it heckin acceptable! We're becoming an ethnic minority and we're not allowed to vote for milquetoast Reform

In November 2024, Tapp, in addition to Damien Egan and Jo White, was appointed honorary vice-chair of Labour Friends of Israel.

They all have to go back, don't care how much it costs or how long they've been here

I agree. The thing here is that they will die on the hill to stay so long as its economically good for them. As soon as it isn't then they won't even need pushing to go pursue their coin in another cuntry; thats what it is to be a soilless economic migrant. So as much as i don't care about our economy, i do care that the number keeps going down and that the discomforts and disquieting accelerates; sort the grain from the chaff as it were or the English from the british as it will be.

I don't know where you're criticising Ukrainians for fighting against Stalin or not, I'm confused after one too many sosij rolls

Across the country, waiting times for a car practical driving test are at 13 weeks in Wales, over 15 weeks in Scotland and nearly 21 weeks in England

Grim

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flown from your own house

Your house isn't a public building, mate

Normally go to an English barber, but he was closed for refurb or summit so went to a Turkish one and the guy cutting my hair was deffo not a turk, he were like, a jeet or paki or summit. Anyway, he did a good job to be fair but when he was tidying up me fringe with the clippers, now obviously his hand is very close to my nose, I got a faint whiff of shit on his hand. I was fuming

His mum's bedroom is

he let a forin touch him

Grim lad

Genuinely sickening read from many vantage points

21 weeks in England

Great, more foreigners on the road. I'm unironically seeing an accident or near miss on nearly every car trip now

Happy wank holiday lads

your mum's dead in the ground kek

It's even grimmer than it looks
archive.is/Fs7RT

Learner drivers are facing six-month waits to book tests although many are unable to secure bookings at all and complain that “bots” are snapping up tests faster than humans can.

New slots are released each Monday at 6am, although these were described by one X user as harder to book than “Oasis tickets”. Within minutes of the slots being released this week, users found themselves 16,000th in the queue.

Learners complain that the only way to secure a test is to use unofficial brokers or apps that resell tests for a mark-up. Some use bots to snap up appointments as soon as they become available while the DVSA is also aware of driving instructors misusing the booking platform.

She said: “It appears that their computer system is quite outdated. It’s going to take five years to update, so hopefully they’re able to stop reselling somehow before that.”

let me guess, pakis and pajeets running booking bots to snap up spaces for their own?

Just back from shops
Bought four cannoli’s
Different flavours
Tony would approve

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to use unofficial brokers or apps that resell tests for a mark-up

BAMEs I bet
Funny that they say it'll take 5 years to update when this is all due to Covid which was 5 years ago (my, doesn't time fly when you're not having fun)

forren muck

Cheeky extra £200 markup for Khalid

This Apu edit came to me in a dream last night

disgusting

BBC VE day coverage

currently sucking off some BAME whose grandad was "the first Black man to serve in teh auxillary fire service

Ohhhh wow, a FIREMAN, so woke and inspiring, why do the BBC have to shoehorn niggers into absolutely everything

blessed

They will be in collusion with the pakis at the booking offices

It’s going to take five years to update

yeesh

their ability to shoehorn a tranny into a story is actually comical

Britain and Pakistan supports Pakistan and sells them weapons and jets like f-16s whilst India has to fly MIGs

the west supported Pakistan during the Bangladesh liberation war

America supported the Mujahedeen and Pakistan during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan

The British Raj treated Muslims more favourably than Hindus

You get what you fucking deserve

say something nice about my wife

happy anniversary

bank transfer for comfortability

DEPORT.

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They are the glue that holds the whole services together.

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"The untold story of the 151st Transgender Batallion, who tragically suffered 41% casualties of their entire batallion despite never engaging the enemy"

remember that farts are particles
you inhaled shit, it was digested by your olfactory organ, processed and stored permanently in your sinus, for future use.

his shit is now a part of you
in some cultures, the two of you would be considered married.

Egyptian cotton sheets?

I bet those 0.6% of BAMES make up 99% of firemen featured in promotional campaigns and their website

151st Transgender Batallion is banned from any parachute regiment, or any services requiring working from height.

She has a big benis

We used to be a proper country

Keep voting reform kek

Yes we should start supporting Khalistan too. India is easily the worst country on earth.

Never again, I've been trying to get my £25 back but so far no luck. The refunds page on the website has been down for months

Morning Eddie la

kek

Please keep supporting khalistan and Pakistan. Please also let more of them into the UK

Writes like a toddler. claims to be intelligent

Still waiting to see it

Aye dead peng

Imagine believing this "autistlass" or "doctor lass" even exist kek. Just another larp to try convince us he's not a complete and total loser incel lmao.

Voting Kek

Ftfy

yewot?

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I hope labour lets as many refugees as possible before reform also let's in as many refugees as possible

It was real in his mind

in some cultures, the two of you would be considered married.

Which cultures? And don't say "Indian". India does not have a culture. The only culture you can find in India you can also find in your septic tank.

It’s not good and Kanye hasn’t made good music since the late 2000s
And I’m sick of Groypers pretending it’s based because he said some edgy autistic shit

#IStandWithTheJews

Your culture, the paki culture

I just hope Reform gets them out of hotels, so they can be housed in private HMO accomodation instead

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Concerted Reform blackpilling from ((())) already

Reform

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I am not living in Birmingham, mate. I am living in the Kingdom of Durham so, by the grace of God, I am far far away from all of the wankery described in the post above.

Just wait until you break out in scabies
You'll be chuffed

There will come a point in the not too distant future where bennie hovels will be assigned by need.
Single person - HMO
Couple - 1 bed flat
Family - house
There will be no exceptions. The state will point blank refuse to pay for anything more than your alloted space, and who do you think will benefit most from this system?

He's disappointed because I don't think being a benniemong is a good life strategy.

Hello Dave

shout out to Hitler

Absolute hero of a man

Every now and then i click a britpol thread and immediately regret it.
Bunch of pathetic faggots who have all given up.
I haven’t given up.
I don’t give a fuck what you are having for tea.
You aren’t lads, you are faggots.

Nah he's mid

Your fault then isn't it. Would you like kier to call a cobra meeting?

Based not giver upper

funny

Not really, Ukrainians were de facto Nazis, like all Germans today and what the govt is celerbrating, thend end of Nazis, by having nazis in the parade... and you think im funny?

mogged by Churchill (pbuh)

Kek

They're making Germans march in our victory parade, seems weird and caesars triumph-pilled

During World War II, the German military executed approximately 15,000 to 22,000 men for desertion and other offenses like undermining military spirit. The Brits and the Americans shot 2-3.

Has Reform sacked uppity black dei council workers yet

go to the apple store and just piss on the laptops
what achmed gone do?

Sometimes i wish i could drink alcohol to excess, like the labour party alkies running the country.

claim you as a war booty sex slave

His grandmother ordered the murder of his mother who was an adulteress. His only brother is a bastard outcast cucked by foreign mystery meat who irrevocably destroyed the sibling bond. His father and uncle were best friends with two of the most prolific pedo pimps of the past 50 years, and his wife may or may not be dying of cancer.
Throw in some genetic bottkenecking due to centuries of inbreeding and probably addiction to aftenochrome, and its not surprising he looks a bit weird

That diagonal car containing the chink has a German number plate.

21 weeks in England?

W William
W Charles
L Harry
L Diana

At least he's not German.

Make misogyny great again

mad how the polish kike spent his entire weekend crying about josh and making up stories about kids
#luxurylife

Mad how the CP posting paedophile above me spent the entire weekend kvetching about me even though I haven't posted since Friday lmao

mad how

brincel weather

bank holiday overtime

Thread celeb shite should be an automatic 3day or worse.

I bet he became a fireman to loot stuff on the job

Turned on the news for five minutes.

all the veterans are going to die soon

you see that little 5 year old lad in the crowd? His father will be able to tell him when he grows up "You were there, son, you were at the 80th anniversary for VE day, aren't you proud?"

it's so good to see that even with all of modern life people still want to be here today

the royals helped out with the war don'tchaknow? Why no, I don't know what they actually did but trust me

we couldn't have the spitfires flying because they're all rotten and no-one knows how to fly them anymore, but here's some jet planes instead!

the king is expected to tell us, like he did in Italy, that we shouldn't take peace for granted... does that mean we're going to war? N- no I d- didn't meant that... d- don't think about it...

A little bored of the whole ritual to be honest, even if it's the only place where everyone at it and reporting on it is white and has some semblance of pride for being British.

Votin is irrelevant, if it was effective it would be banned.
Reform is controlled opposition, do we seriously believe that Farage is a man of the people, he is establishment in the entirety leading to eventually mislead.
As has always happened to the Brits since the traitorous Cromwell.

A humanoid robot was seen attacking its handler while trying to break free from restraints in a scene viewers have branded 'dystopian'.

In CCTV footage from a factory in China, the black robot could be seen attached to a miniature crane before it suddenly began swinging its arms back and forth.

The men could both be seen flinching and cowering while raising their arms to shield their face as they moved out of its path.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14679063/moment-humanoid-robot-attacks-handlers.html

india aligns with the soviets

pikachuface that the west supports their rival

even if it's the only place where everyone at it and reporting on it is white and has some semblance of pride for being British.

Enjoy whilst it lasts

Have fun when they replace it with tributes to Windrush in a few years.

Love blocking pakis when they try to make me an offer on vinted.

Price is what it says you dirty fucking pooskin, I wish I could send them a counter offer which is 20 quid more than what I'm asking.

Chinese psyop sanctioned by their govt to chill western AI research and make westerners suspicious of using robots.
All so they can continue to push ahead on both fronts.
source. It came to me in a dream.

black robot

seen attacking its handler

black

what did the Chinese mean by this?

Must be an agricultural model

Thank god it's all coming to an end, like openly venerating Waterloo in 1895, completely unmoored from the present day

exceptional

i stopped selling on gumtree because of all the paki messages

I was defeated you won the war.

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Mad how the samefagging Jew talks tough online but cowers in the corner hiding behind his keyboard when I tell him to post a bill with his name on it at the address he keeps dropping pussy

strange circumcised men masquerading as a vanquished people

wew

fuck off to Anon Babble with this boring thread celeb shite

Kys paedo
Scared little pussy faggot

In Kenya, if you bring a date home to meet your parents, and your father spits in her face, or on her tits... it means you have his blessing to marry her.

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literal random thrashing that makes even a toddler's temper tantrum seem coordinated

industrial accidents happen all the time, this one was averted

I know the Daily Mail is a rag for wives but surely women aren't that stupid to lap this up?
Just don't be a bugman who sits next to live motors whilst you feed it autogenerated code prompts like an idiot.

NWO bot

like openly venerating Waterloo in 1895

The cultural gulf between Britain from 1815-1895 isn't even a fraction of the gulf between Britain from 1945-2025 tbf

Never rerax

>the royals helped out with the war don'tchaknow? Why no, I don't know what they actually did but trust me

A few senior royals did actually fight in WW2.

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A few royals were involved in WW1 too.

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Oh absolutely, 1815 paved the way for British global dominance which was still in present in 1895. In comparison 1945 was the start/end of the subsequent collapse and then the radical transformation post war. 1945 should be treated as a funeral if anything.

Sorry anon, I should have specified.
The commentator was a woman talking about how a single female royal was photographed vaguely helping, I can't remember if she said it was at a factory or driving a car. Of course not mentioning it was a propaganda photo.
Why would a male have done anything in the world wars which were all about women making all the bullets, fighting for women's suffrage and sheltering black Caribs from racism in underground railway stations?

Was it this photo of the Queen?

Is catbox.moe down?
Just tried to access a link from there but every catbox.moe link I try 404s.
Been seeing a lot of links to litterbox.moe instead - have they changed URLs?

Probably yes that one would make sense.

Josh is a 40 year old paedophile who runs a paedophile network with sosban dench and dago and the other paedophiles. They share CP on their little tranny discord server. Remember josh has been banned for CP multiple times and posted the proof of his bans. Why do you think they all use a paedophile IP proxy? Hint: it's because they're paedophiles

Layton Carr was murdered by pakis

who

boring shite

Local lad chased by pakis into an industrial estate and the little fuckers burnt the building down

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqr45eq47po

mohammad and mohammad are good lads
they dindunuffins

having for tea

It’s din dins newfag

enslaved more niggers than jews an white put together. Only niggers themselves enslaved more niggers

Clearly as in the official case of all other bame atrocities the bames clearly were the victims of racist abuse and as such they had every right to massacre people

Older people genuinely do not recognize when a YouTube video is being narrated by AI

Love it when reddxittors try to be smug and are also completely wrong.

Uhmm not allowing foreign flags to be flown is a NAZI policy. You aren't a NAZI are you? Because if you were a NAZI i'd have to PUNCH YOU!

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BREAKING: New slagpics courtesy of the Daily Mail.

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You reckon he got to shag those monkeys?

This is the person calling you a flagshagger.

'flagshaggers' when his own bio is brimming with flags

Cheers lad

Reform stand in elections
You know who else stood in elections?
The fucking NAZI PARTY

Kyselves please for all of us

public building can only fly public flags

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, save me niggerman, I'm going insane!!!!!
The only fair criticism is maybe county flags should also be allowed

Attend more mental elf and dei training, goy.

Expected oversight from the muslim chairman tbf. Still something but the real test is when one of these reform councils raise the Israeli flag.

There are no counties. They all lost various wars and bent the knee to the true King.
There's only the United Kingdom, and the nations which united to form it - England and Scotland.

Wales is county-tier and their flags should also be banned from flying.

All those women are unfuckable.
The state of the Daily Mail.
Also, where's the diversity?
Didn't see a single ugly nigger just 100% ugly white women.

Remember when the day of the rope comes you can expect to see many many journalists hanging from lampposts. Don't be shocked, it's the future they chose by the actions of their past.

Ypepo don seazon dey face wiv spit.

Loser faggot shite AGAIN?!?

cor sexy murderer

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seriously

Looks like a Spitting image puppet, lmao. Goiven the context, "Bride of Chucky and the Turkey Teeth"

id give er one, after i've made sure that she doesn't know my name or where i live kek

i really fucking hate jeets, they are genuinely like if rats took human form

Let the BAMEs in.

oh the cretin goblin is awake

Those terrorists from the other day were going to attack a synagogue apparently

i stopped selling on gumtree because of all the paki messages

enslaved more niggers than jews an white put together

abdul, your prophet fucked kids...just like your pic related father did

were going to attack a synagogue

That explains the dramatic response

he's back

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imagine the smell

filter josh
nothing of interest will be lost

multi day melty

kill you me I will but it's not me it isn't

All because anon btfo the other day
Sad cunt

Wish the jannies would just kill the cunt on sight.

Seems fair, the inequality act made it worse for the majority by dragging them down to the lowest level of niggery

There's worse years than 1975

"muh ve day, if they didn't fight we'd ve invaded by foreigners"

London and other cities majority non White

I don't care about these phoney celebrations t b h

Windrush did more to help Britain than those old white soldiers ever did

Josh still shaking and crying in the corner and acting the tough guy online? Says come meet him, that he'll do me in, but posts a fake address and can't provide a bill with his name on it at that addresse what a little pussy

At least we're not speaking German.

It's a Ukraine virtue signal event now.

Ukraine fought with the nazis but let's let them in and promote them anyway

And if you don't then you're a nazi because POOOOOOOOOTIN

You'll be saying that in arabic in a few years.

The line was never

At least we're not speaking German.

It was always Amerimutts saying

If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German!

in order to demand obedience from Europeans. Don't let them get away with whitewashing this shite

Neither do the germans any more tho

brit/pol/ - thread celeb nonsense

Can't make them weird muslamic throat noises, reckon you'd need to gargle a bunch of balls to do that and I'm just not feeling it lad.

Might have some turkiye kyivs for din dins tonight, lads

And that's a good thing

Post your real address then you little pussy faggot wool. We'll see how tough you are then

"flagshagging prick"

:ukraine: :eu: :uk:

Where's his LGBT and Trans flags? Is he racist?

Beijing duck and Mumbai potatoes

ich spreche deutsch freiwillig

I thought its Kiyevfefe now

had a really nice bank holiday, shame about the whole job thing tomorrow, fkn training period is boring af, be glad to just get on with it so I can wfh and shitpost

When I were in school the phrase was always "scheisenhausen", totally wrong but everyone knew it.

You're a dirty fucking Leftist who defended the actions of the grooming gangs and assisted the local Labour Council to cover up the activities of Paki grooming gangs in your area. You are complicit in their activities. I'll never be as big an advocate for the destruction of the United Kingdom as one of you self-hating fannies who fawn over shitskins and spread open your asscheeks to Muslims and Pajeets. You walking piece of subhuman trash. I hope your kids die painfully and screaming as they are torn apart by the brownoids you love so much and brought in to displace yourselves.

I really pray that hell exists and its hot as fuck down there because you sons of bitches who brought in these third world animals and inflicted them on innocent people, will never receive a fraction of the suffering you deserve in this world even if you meet a sticky end at the hands of your retarded pet hordes. You and every other Britroach alive need to fry for the rest of eternity

Fuck off SEAmonkey

You're seem a bit sensitive

we had a polish kid join at our school and everyone asked him how to say "cunt" in polish, can't remember what it is now but eventually the teachers cottoned on and banned it lol

Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.

If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race

You're a dirty fucking Leftist who defended the actions of the grooming gangs and assisted the local Labour Council to cover up the activities of Paki grooming gangs in your area.

no I never tho, hope that clears things up for you

ahhhhh new joshlarp, so weve gone from paki posting to Singapore britoid flagellation poster

ook ook SEAbrown

he's a copypastaing vpnigger
ignore and filter

You'll be saying that in arabic in a few years.

In your dreams, abdul

kurwa or something init?

naw that means bitch or whore

sad boring cunt

didn't like the polish kids in school, they were all immediately cunty and refused to integrate forming their own polak group

polish people excluded me from their group like everyone else >:(

our one was alright tbf he was the only easty in our school so he didn't have the opportunity to create or join a subgroup

Alri yegor laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The jew fears the off grid hydropower farmer.

all the fish are getting sick

sick fish overwhelmingly vote for the left

sick fish use Big Pharma products

Big Pharma supports the left

let's take all the fish to the vet individually

Shine on you crazy diamond

no, no one tried to join their group, they just formed their own and that was that, couldn't speak english, didn't bother and had to get a translator substitute in, same with the africans that were on my masters, formed their own group and stuck to themselves

my masters

Unemployed wanker

Starmer is a peng prime minister man, yeh

i tried to befriend the immigrant kids as a last resort and naturally being a racist i assumed they were beneath me so imagine my shock when they also rejected me

lol

i dont like keith but do you really think this is real? it would be political suicide (more than he's already committing)

i tried to befriend the immigrant kids as a last resort and naturally being a racist

this is insane levels of assumption for 10 year old me lad come on now, 10 year old me had friends and only arsed over footie and playing gta, I'm just stating what they were like you dont need to get upset because you were one of these polaks.
see. Wish I wasn't in tomorrow, although I like being paid a wage its alright

you were

still fucking am

Occupy being a tranny again?

bet youre called bogdan/ yegor/ piotr

it's pube

Bet you are called Marek, and from knowing polish women here, you are also a halfbreed wog.

i dont like keith but do you really think this is real?

It's real, anon

Josh is a paedophile and an ally of the Muhammadean bastards he was grassing up rioters last year

Josh grooms children online

post links

grooming gangs are a far right terrorist dog whistle

It's Keirs number one priority to make sure every member of parliament combats far right terrorism

youtube.com/watch?v=4KCk5KyOsg8

post Pepe

SAS roping down into your council flat at 3am

throw your body into the Atlantic

Corrr what a timeline, all because of CHRIS FUCKING PINCHER

there's a new thread you spastics