/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #172670

Day: 1167 — Daily battlefield assessment: isw.pub/UkraineConflictUpdatesISW

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Ukrainian naval drone shot down a russian Su-30 fighter jet using a modified R-73 air-to-air missile

Ammunition seen detonating after a Ukrainian drone strike in Saki, Crimea, where a russian air base is located

F-16s pulled from U.S. boneyard are being delivered to Ukraine for spare parts

The US has approved first $50M arms sale to Ukraine through direct commercial sales (DCS)

The Security Service of Ukraine prevented the murder of activist and volunteer Serhiy Sternenko and detained the attacker

US and Ukraine have signed a minerals deal

russia officially admitted to using North Korean soldiers in Kursk

Zelensky met with Trump, Macron, Starmer, Meloni, Ursula von der Leyen in the Vatican

US has privately offered security guarantees to the coalition of the willing that London is calling for regarding Ukr

The son of the deputy director of the CIA was killed in Ukraine while fighting for russia

Another Car Bombing: Deputy Chief of the General Staff of the russian Armed Forces, Major General Yaroslav Moskalik was killed

Car Explosion in Bryansk: Leading russian Designer of Electronic Warfare Systems Killed

rusniggers bomb civilians in Kyiv, at least 12 dead and 80 injured

Large explosions took place in the 51st GRAU ammunition depot near Mosqueow

Germany’s chancellor-in-waiting Friedrich Merz says he’s willing to send Taurus missiles to Ukr

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Weak performance today

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‘Frustrated’ MTG Unleashes Laundry List of Complaints Against Trump Admin

Uh oh trump is losing the psychotic retard vote. What does this mean for Ukraine?

Proof you lived through the USSR? Most people I know that lived through it want it back.

TZD

I hate globohomo worshipping glownigger simps so much it's unreal you all deserve to have your children mulched and their remains forced down your gullet until you explode, every time a globohomo enforcement agent steps on a mine the world gets slightly better.

I did bake, so you can reuse it

I hate russoid worshipping vatnk simps so much it's unreal you all deserve to have your children mulched and their remains forced down your gullet until you explode, every time a russoid enforcement agent steps on a mine the world gets slightly better.

cofi status?

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That’s a lot of fatphobia. Bazed

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Full of fat niggers huffing forklift oil. Feels nice

It's almost 6:30 PM in your country wdym cofi?

Eat shit and die in a eastern european ditch if you want faggot, on your own dime, stop stealing my money and military equipment.

Oh hell yeah, lolcow is still going.

A liter of cofi a day.

Proof

No. Don't care what you think. USSR was horrible shit and I would never-ever want to go back to it.

Kek based cardiovascular disease speedrunner

Eat shit and die in an Omsk dumpster if you want faggot, on your own dime, stop stealing my money.

When will the pigkraine stop losing?

Resistingly still, In the Name of Saturn-Eloah,
Those who bless Ukraine are blessed,
As those who curse Ukraine are cursed, Selah.

Amen, so mote it be.

I hope it doesn't die fast :(

Better than to be a seething pussay with thumb fixation.

kek

Spoiler OP pic, that is way too sexy for an Aztec imageboard. Imagine the smooth silky drink pouring into you on a chilly May morning, invigorating you with both caffeine and sugar, your tastebuds dancing in delalrlarllrlarlrllrll

If only you knew how brown things really are

Somebody update this broken bot already.

I know, a lot depends on what you do and for whom. I have a personal story how we needed some basic bitch work done in one of the new offices we've opened up and what sort of polar opposite experiences we had with trying to hire people to do basic things for us (we were too busy with other shit):
1. trying to solve the lighting issue, i.e. the office had those old school long fluorescent lights and half of them either didn't work or flickered, we know that you'd probably need to replace some tubes and some starters, but this shit was pretty high (~4 meters or more), we didn't know which parts to buy and we didn't even have stepladder in the office, so we thought it would make sense to hire some to come in with this shit, check up, replace crap and get paid for it... what a fucking circus of cuckoldry that was, like none of the people offering the service could do shit, some offered to go and look on weekends (like bruh, nobody is at the office on the weekends), some tried pressuring us into redoing the whole lighting setup, others could do the job only if we had everything ready onsite (i.e. stepladder, lamps, start blocks, etc) - like bruh, if we had that, we'd do that ourselves, like what a fuckin' cauldron of cuckoldry, in the end my colleague was in a hardware store and noticed a stepladder on sale and just bought it for the office, so we could reach the lamps and check the marking about what sort of tubes and starters we'd need, so that we could buy them and do things ourselves;

Fat miserable nigger spec isn’t the fittest bro. Maybe pick another while you aren’t 34 yet

Glownigger children will be held accountable in the event of a draft

Remember a significant portion of humanity is retarded. 49% are at least below average

cont. 2. we had a faucet fuck up in the bathroom and we didn't want to resolve another issue ourselves again, so we've tried hiring someone again, but this time it was a guy, who instantly called back, clarified the task, asked if we have the replacement faucet, asked if we need one bought, if we have any considerations in terms of features, style and budget, then drove to our office in less and an hour, with a faucet, tools, his gear, an in less than 30 minutes he had everything buttoned up. It turns out the previous guys have installed it using some shitty sealant goop instead of using o-rings and shit lmao. Obviously we've paid the guy the amount of money which many would consider to be "too much", but it was so refreshing to have a person actually solve your needs, be fast and a professional that we didn't give a shit that someone could technically do it cheaper.

Donbass children will be held targetable in the event of a GBU bomb strike

Good, I don't care about Russian conscripts, if they had a brain they would murder their draft officers/FSBniggers before being sent into a trench.

Yes comrade, how dare they come to this shitty general and criticize mighty Russia?! Using the alphabet we gave them?! Ungrateful wretches will be put in their place. The ass will be in the ass and all will be known.

you better not disappoint on friday, hohols
im expecting something BIG

Pic related is funny because it's really true comrade. I'd like your comment on and webm related, please. Specifically, do you think hyhyls and russians actually hate each other, and if said hate has been artificially manufactured or not.

pok pok pok pok

Sorry, what?

What's Friday?

New kursk offensive.

she's so hot. i want her to dominate me with her club

pride parade in mosquew
something funny may happen

Story hits close; the hardest problems in live to solver are those that require very specific knowledge.

Kek, I just address Saturn-sama as an "Eloah," the singular form of "Elohim"

something funny may happen

It won't tho comrade lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I picture a very gay pride parade

yes dedovshchina is also part of the parade
it motivates the boys

You're a buzzkill baldio. We can at least hope for a dead general

TZD 4 eternity destroy ziggers

That's on me for trying to have an actual discussion, sorry comrade, I forgot my /uhg/ comrades never deserve it. Let me just remind you that it WILL happen again, and that it'll be brutal and fully deserved on your part lmao.

We can at least hope for a dead general

Oh but we already have it comrade lmaooooooooooooooooooo.

pok pok pok

I don't understand.

Oooo, can I see a pic? I love it when they go boom

Just shift+win+S comrade lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
You never do until it's too late comrade...

poook pok

What are you trying to say?

Gonna make myself a nice cup of Jacobs 3-in-1 rn.

Russian generals are just more entertaining than Ukrainian ones. I think it's the confetti that's missing.

I could go for one too but I'm cutting down on sugar. sucks. guess I'll enjoy TZD for the time being

I'm asking you your opinion on russo-theukranian relations comrade: for actual gayrapeans you're literally the same people, and most comrades over 3 digits iq feel that the present rift is mostly manufactured. What do you think about this subject comrade? Can the brotherly relations of old come back, and what would it take?

pok pok pok poooook

What?

there is Russian saying
Dog knows dog.
In this case it means that pidor is happier among pidors.

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The caramel version has less calories than the normal one for some reason. And it tastes nice too.

12 g of sugar in 18-gram packet

Yeah, the whole thing is just sugar.
Also:

$14 for 10 packets on Walshart

These tariffs got me fucced up

And ass knows ass

>$14 for 10 packets on Walshart

holy shit. it's like 2 euros here. is it really due to tariffs or was it always that expensive?

Guessed so comrade, nevermind. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (it's a high iq quote comrade, don't expect you to catch it, don't worry if you don't, k?)

pok pok pooook pok

I are aware I don't even read your posts, right?

Complaining about tariffs is unpatriotic

based caramel enjoyer. I don't really count my calories because I run dozens of miles weekly but sugar always seems to bulk me up and all around the wrong places
well if it makes you feel better we're about to be in a world of hurt too x)

nothing gay about russia bro

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'm not reading

Oh but you are comrade, for some reasons hyhyl just can't let it go and are weirdly defensive when the sovereignity of their fake made up country is questioned lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

pok pok pok

What?

On GermanyBuy, it's only $9, but it's still too much. The normal version is normally-priced though. Maybe you Europeans are just taking up all the supply.

Kek marxio took the bullingpill

Not even USSR education could save your low iq people comrade, SAD! Oh well, I have high hopes for round 2 tho lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Again, this entire fucking thing is overblown.
Americans use word shit for many purposes, Russian use fuck. Other countries have different words

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pok pok pok

What?

true. i think it's best to treat such sugary drinks like snacks, not like regular coffee or water.

well, it's a german brand after all. maybe it's all those... ebil non-tariff barriers too.... who knows!!

Let's see the Russian equivalent of the phrase "fuck the fucking fuckers"

I'm sure this passes as funny among your same iq peers comrade, however I ran out of soviet posters showing brotherly relations between USSR and your fake made up country so I hope you'll excuse me.

pooook pok

I don't get it.

Yeah, but you can't deny that it's funny as fuck sometimes.

ah yes, the great russian lexicon

Alex and Willy linked up for a near 3 hours marathon on the Ukraine.
Sneed it or feed it?
youtube.com/watch?v=uuYJQKSCEaI

That's kinda like eskimos having several words for snow because it plays such a huge role in their every-day lives kek.

Russians have more cussing about dicks, than the English have with "shit"

Jesus fucking wept.

Wasn't that guy dying?

The latest Mearsheimer video says that this bloodlibel goes on. Any comments? How many more dead people?

Why should anyone care what Kikeheimer thinks about anything

Yeah it's really sad. The killing needs to stop. All those beautiful domes and spirals, all knocked down. About 5000 people from BOTH SIDES are dying every week and it needs to stop.

Why hasn't that asshole been carbombed yet

Tell Russia to go home

wow you will never believe what my favorite jewish ecelebrity said today!

lol

who?

Vladimir, STOP!

I wonder if he survived or got hit by a shrapnel or something.

ZALENSKY!!!! YOU GOT THE GUNS! DON"T PAY EM BACK!!!! THEY WANT YOUR FOOD

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I am glad you asked me this turkoid, you should check it out and see if his arguments make sense, not that your asiatic gene can do this
Probably your zog is about a 10 y behind the great purgess, no doubt they will do what they did in cccp, just wait

What a retard, why didn't he simply run away?

urging the world to send it's worst criminals to stay in UK permanently. World Wide Coast guard coalition. Drop em off. Shoot on site if they try and leave. Nov 5th be out.

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You are thinking of kike of kiev.

Nah, he barely survived that.

Constant slave upkeep? or one boat ride?

Most people I know that lived through it want it back.

Soviet boomers think they miss the sovshit empire, but what they really miss is the time when they were young and vigorous and still had teeth

Are you familiar with 90s jew revolution in Russia?

Are you familiar with who kicked you out of the G8?

The 91 revolution where you guys collapsed?

I will take that as a no.

Sovshit empire was a backward black hole of poverty and corruption ... zero accountability for government (MVD thugs beat you up on the train and take your wallet, sometimes murder you also, i.e. Убийcтвo нa «Ждaнoвcкoй») ... no scientific ethics, if you make KGB mad or even fall from grace within KGB you go to Mairanovsky's poison laboratory as test subject #402492 ... no human rights, get "diagnosed" by Serbsky and you're a non-human ... And the people of the sovshit empire are kept as ignorant vodka guzzling bydlo hicks and fed North Korea tier "it's worse in the west... don't listen to Radio Free Europe, it's just the nazis trying to trick you..." KPSS was scared shitless by the early internet, if you recall. And the whole thing fell apart as soon as the bydlo found out about rock music and McDonalds

Are you a human being?

russian mobik would have already killed himself

And everything is now applicable to USA xD

I voted against the orange man

Respect anon.

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No, I'm a bionicle

I voted for him

Russian soldiers are forced to buy ammunition and equipment "with their own money," Z-channels report. Fundraising drives "for the needs of the front" are going increasingly poorly, they complain.

"A comrade from a motorized rifle brigade writes to me. It turned out that the guys are buying motorcycles for assault work with their own money. I'll just leave this here without comment," writes the Z-channel "ZHIVOV Z".
Fundraising drives "for the needs of the front" are going increasingly poorly today; it's impossible to collect the necessary amounts, lament the "war correspondents."
"By evening, a little over 280,000 rubles has been collected. A little less than 100,000 rubles remains to be collected... The collection is going very weakly... Friends, I understand everyone is tired of these collections, many are helping, I understand that I've annoyed you with these posts, but we need to collect for the guys... If at least every 50th reader doesn't spare 100 rubles, the collection will close quickly... Sorry for being annoying," writes the channel "Pozivnoy OSETIN" ("Callsign OSETIN").
"Our fundraising drive has been stalled for two days now. In 30 minutes, only 5 people provided help. At this rate, we won't manage to collect everything on time. There are 150,000 people on our channel," lament the authors of the Z-channel "SOLDAT UDACHI" ("SOLDIER OF FORTUNE").

Can you explain how you generated this schizo shit ?

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Traffic police officers attacked in Makhachkala
According to Dagestani Telegram channels, two unknown individuals opened fire on a road patrol service crew. The attack involved intense shooting, resulting in the reported deaths of three police officers at the scene.
The attackers seized a service vehicle and fled the scene. The "Intercept" plan has been activated in the republic, but the attackers have not yet been detained. Their identities are being established.

Touche

They opened a fat nigger hunt season. Wear some armor idk

What? Nothing I mentioned isn't widely available info. Do you want wikipedia-style book citations or smth?

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Head of Dagestan confirms that people were injured during the shootout in Makhachkala
"According to preliminary data, Ministry of Internal Affairs officers tried to stop a vehicle, but the driver did not comply and opened fire on them. There are casualties. Law enforcement agencies are currently working," wrote Sergey Melikov.
He asked [people] "not to film or post photos or videos online and to trust only verified information."
UPD. The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Dagestan confirmed that three police officers died as a result of the shootout.
"The attackers fled in a service vehicle."

I assume you're accelerationist

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What is your ethnicity?

F
Hard to vote for democrats when they are so fucking pathetic even if it's a 2 party system and even if the other side is "evil" but the only thing that really differentiates democrats is their milquetoast do-nothing believe-nothing stand-for-nothing attitude
Even all that "woke" shit was just a bargaining chip with how they behaved

A fat nigger would take five to seven 12 gauge buckshots to kill. Decapitating Jim is another sophisticated task given the lipid layer protecting his neck

Russia will shut off the internet in Moscow on May 9 - parade day. The Kremlin says it’s for “security.”

lmao is this true?

Dammn Once upon a time, Kirk was one of their most loyal soldiers.

a mutt in the woke tourist general voted against Trump

shocking!

Yes, actually, kek.

You do get it that this is what he is doing here, he want the zog puppets to be more subtle

Maternal family immigrated from near trondheim. paternal family immigrated from near zakopane

There were rumors Ukraine threatens translating bbw porn on hacked screens…

I don't understand your angle. Everyone knows that Slavs are fattish people. People in east Europe eat a lot of meat and carbs leading to high body fat, and strength due to manual labour. Compared to more fruit and vegetables and more relaxed Southern Europe. A lot of people in many villages are as fat as Americans.

I just thought Kamala would have been worse. That's it, really.

Just Russia Things:

1/?

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A native of Armenia died in the Leningrad region after a visit from the "Russian Community"
A fire in an apartment on Leningradskaya Street in the Vsevolozhsk district occurred on the evening of May 3rd, reports (47.mchs.gov.ru/deyatelnost/press-centr/operativnaya-informaciya/5509828) the Ministry of Emergency Situations (MChS). 15 residents of the building were evacuated. The body of a 37-year-old native of Armenia was found at the scene. A 24-year-old woman from Sochi was found under the windows in serious condition. Both individuals had previous drug-related offenses, writes (fontanka.ru/2025/05/05/75420581/) "Fontanka".
The apartment owner told the publication that on the evening of May 3rd, her brother, who lives on Leningradskaya, called her and reported that five masked individuals had broken into his place. They identified themselves as police but wore clothing with "Russian Community" symbols. They sprayed the man with pepper spray, struck him with a stun gun, and locked him in the toilet. His acquaintances, who were in the apartment at the time, barricaded themselves in a room. A fire broke out, the man died, and the woman apparently tried to escape and fell out of the window. The Investigative Committee has opened (fontanka.ru/2025/05/05/75420581/) a case for causing death by negligence.

2/3

The "Russian Community" commented to the publication Moyka78 (moika78.ru/news/2025-05-05/1121918-ochen-pohozhe-na-provokacziyu-mojke78-v-russkoj-obshhine-prokommentirovali-istoriyu-s-gibelyu-armyanina-vo-vsevolozhske/) on a video recorded by an intercom camera. They called the incident a "provocation," stating that members of the movement only wear their patches (chevrons) for official events.
However, on May 5th, a comment about the incident appeared (t.me/obshina_spb/6757) on the community's Telegram channel. As it turned out, members of the movement were indeed on Leningradskaya Street, at the request of the apartment owner, who was afraid to go there alone. According to the movement, "another drug-fueled night of horrors" was taking place in the apartment.

Jews?

3/3
"Upon arriving at the scene, they saw that the door was broken down. Apparently, this had been done long ago, and it seems the addicts, having simply lost the keys to the apartment, decided to live like that. Community members knocked, after which the woman's brother rushed out, not even recognizing his own sister! The thin man, in a state of severe drug intoxication, rushed at the visitors with a frying pan," the movement wrote.
According to the community, they used the spray can [pepper spray] in self-defense. And the fire was allegedly started by the second man who was in the apartment.
"'In a total frenzy, he came out at the guys with an aerosol can, which he lit and started using as a flamethrower. Shouting that they would all die, and everything would burn down leaving no trace, he began to set the apartment on fire. The fire ignited instantly. And the deranged man pushed the woman [presumably the other acquaintance] and locked the room,' the community reported.
In a video circulated by the community, a woman identifying herself as the apartment owner stated that the visit by community members was agreed upon with her, and neighbors constantly complained about her brother and his guests. The "Russian Community" is an ultra-right nationalist organization. Previously, the "Russian Community" has reported (t.me/Moskva_RO/3292) conducting anti-migrant raids. According to them, (t.me/Moskva_RO/3290) local residents turn to them when the police do not respond to their complaints.

Being a fat nigger is conscious choice. Picking a forklift driver after learning computational linguistics is a conscious choice. It’s not an angle, it’s a neutral comment from a third party regarding this person’s life choices. It’s a given fact; marxio is bald, azuca is a nigger, goreleaf has a logitech mice collection and fat nigger is fat miserable nigger with no skills whatsoever

You can forget about hohols, the USA is not interested anymore, neither Reps nor Dems. CIA just didn't want to humiliate Biden who promised commitment.

Second monument to Stalin opened in Vologda Oblast

In the settlement of Kaduy, the second monument to Joseph Stalin within the region has been opened. The bust was installed using funds from local communists, and the event took place with the participation of municipal authorities, reports (t.me/volvyska/4863) the Telegram channel "Vologodskaya Vysshka".
According to its information, the head of the Kaduy district, Svetlana Gracheva, gave a warm speech in honor of the Soviet leader.
Last year, Governor Georgy Filimonov participated in the opening of a monument to Stalin.

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No, but you're going to keep asking me engagement farming questions anyway. Thus, I will no longer be responding to you mr. pidorbot

If they threw a fat nigger from such a high story building he’d bounce back and began the cycle of wreak and havoc costing the city billions in collateral damage. There’s a reason fat niggers hang themselves

There’s also a reason you don’t see a lot of monuments to fat niggers :^)

Charlie kirk is anti israel now? I did not see that coming.

I'm intensely interested in TZD

My negro, this is another hoax your mind made up. I am legit curious how you got to learn so many buzzwords about Russia. You have to be a nafo boomer or something. But as you wish farewell!

He's not anti Israel, he's against USA being so blandly pro Israel.

Just Russia Things:

1/2

Six more individuals involved in the "Baimak case" sentenced to real prison terms
As reported by OVD-Info, a court in Orenburg made the decision. Activist Dim Davletkildin (photo 1), who was severely beaten (t.me/astrapress/46930) by security forces during his arrest, was sentenced to five and a half years in a penal colony. Davletkildin was hospitalised after interrogation in serious condition with a fractured spine.
Five years were also given to two other defendants. Akhat Gibadullin (photo 2), Galim Zamanov (photo 3), and Ilnur Khazhiyev were sentenced to five years in prison. All defendants in the case were found guilty of mass riots and the use of non-dangerous violence against security forces.
The "Baimak case" is a criminal proceeding (t.me/astrapress/57309) against participants of protests in Bashkortostan. In January 2024, the largest protests in Russia in recent years took place there. The reason for the actions was the trial of local activist Fail Alsynov, who was sentenced to four years in a penal colony on charges of inciting hatred or enmity.
Residents of Baimak, dissatisfied with his prosecution, took to the streets several times. Then the protests spread to Ufa. The actions were brutally dispersed by police, and about a hundred people were detained. 69 of them later became (t.me/astrapress/77621) defendants in criminal cases and have already received real prison terms for mass riots and the use of violence against authorities.

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You gotta give it to uzbek picrel, at least he’s not a fat nigger

Why the desire for bloodlibel?

Among the defendants are four women, including Alfina Rakhmatullina, a 60-year-old labor veteran and teacher. Security forces believe she "committed certain actions against a fallen OMON officer." The woman is being held in a pre-trial detention center (SIZO).
Earlier, the death (t.me/astrapress/46930) of Rifat Dautov became known; he died after being abducted by OMON officers. Another protest participant, 65-year-old Minniyar Bayguskarov, committed suicide (t.me/astrapress/48115) after pressure from security forces.

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I want you to go home, or die. 2 options.

Because Stalin isn't around anymore to have them built?

Holy shit he’s balding kek. Only a fat balding nigger would be worse… I hope you’re not one

You didn't answer my question, why such thirst for bloodlibel?

Because fat niggers hang themselves too often mostly but you have a point

Lack of not going home.

First step in the right direction. Is this the pendulum finally swinging back?

Maybe they need a new home like their own california, or new mexico

Hy ты жe знaeшь чтo этa хyйлyшa c финфлaгoм c Лyгaнcкa дa))

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Saviors of huwite race everyone.

RT circulated a video in which choirs of "friends of Russia from the countries of the Global South" — China, India, Tanzania, Zambia, Indonesia, South Africa — and "the Russian girl Lisa" sing "The Sacred War".

fat nigger yapping about races

You wouldn’t make it to the end of a 60m

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the petuh is still here

KEKAROOO

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Battle Tractors

Fucking hell man, Gorkamorka was supposed to be parody.

parody

prophecy*
art imitates life anon

Этo Aлчeвcк-кyн, внимaниeблядoк c двaчa, дa. Шиллит тeпepь зa хpюшныe кoпeйки и paбoтaeт вoдитeлeм пoгpyзчикa кeк
Дa и тaк пoлтpeдa хoхлoв пoд пpoкceй или пocъeбaвшихcя, плaтинa нa плaтинe

Russian life seems to imitate parody though.

touch grass retard, go visit the gay parade or sth

Are we going to see horses dragging cannons soon?

It's been 3 years ever since the First Drone War began. What started as a creative use of the FPV drones by some soldiers in Ukraine now became a stream-lined and officially recognized form of warfare. Initially Ukraine was more innovative in this regard, but now Russia trains their drone operators en-masse - something Russia always does during a war. In the near future there will be more Russian drone operators than the Ukrainian infantrymen:

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The drone operators of this particular regiment, "Burevestnik", begin their training with simulators - merely having some hours in War Thunder's realistic air battles doesn't cut it for this job. Those who pass this exam are allowed to touch the real FPV drones. Aside from that, the future drone operators are being taught like the normal infantrymen. This exact drone regiment have been active in the Kursk and Belgorod regions, and also near the city of Chasov Yar.

Have you bought any stocks of the drone manufacturers? If you still haven't - you ought to. The future wars will see even more little drones, since not every country can afford Bayraktars and Reapers in sufficient numbers. Why buy those large machines when a cheap FPV drone with a duct taped rocket is a good enough alternative?

That's an improvised ambulance for their wounded

Russian life is a parody

It do be like that

Was

What's your favorite Pokemon, /uhg/

Picking a forklift driver after learning computational linguistics is a conscious choice.

There's literally a recession right now with quite a lot of firings in tech sector.
There is nothing wrong with working meh job until person fixes his life

haxorus

A snippet of life in Russia:

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For more than six months, the Russian army has been attacking the Ukrainian city of Pokrovsk, turning this city in the west of the Donetsk region into a "second Bakhmut." Pokrovsk, an important logistics hub for the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU), is constantly struck by Russian drones and artillery, and the city is subjected to massive bombardments.

Meanwhile, Russia has its own Pokrovsk – a small town in Yakutia with a population of 12,000 people. Some residents of the Yakutian Pokrovsk are sent to the war against Ukraine, while those who remain complain about unbearable living conditions in their native region: poor ecology, the spread of cancer, lack of decent work, and generally, any prospects whatsoever.
"They gave the order – he carried it out"
In 1682, the tsarist governor Ivan Priklonsky suppressed the last uprising of the Khangalassky Yakuts against the yasak – a natural tax imposed by the Moscow metropole on the national peripheries. Priklonsky's Cossacks captured the place called Khoruol tumus (translated as Punishment Cape) on the banks of the Lena River. Since the battle took place on Pokrov Day (Intercession Day, October 14th), a large Orthodox cross was erected on the high bank, and the settlement was named Pokrovsk. Thus, this Yakutian city emerged as a result of military actions.

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Now, residents of Pokrovsk are fighting again, but this time – far from home: according to Sibir.Realii estimates, at least 15 townspeople have already died in the war against Ukraine. Among them are mobilized men, contract soldiers, as well as fighters from the Storm Z units and the Wagner Private Military Company (PMC), which recruited prisoners from penitentiary institutions (FSIN).
Pyotr Kipriyanov, a 39-year-old volunteer from Yakutian Pokrovsk with the call sign "Mongol," died in September 2024 in Konstantinovka – a suburb of the Ukrainian Pokrovsk. According to the official version, Kipriyanov "suffered a concussion but continued firing a grenade launcher," thanks to which the Russians "captured one of the enemy's strongholds."
"At first, we didn't know he had been awarded the title Hero of Russia," says one of Kipriyanov's relatives. "We had to find out if there would be an award or not, even contacted the 'People's Front.' He was awarded in February, they gave us the award. Why did he go to the SMO [Special Military Operation]? I can't even answer exactly. He was just that kind of person, couldn't stand aside."
His wife Zinaida also couldn't really explain why Pyotr Kipriyanov went to war. She told journalists that the family has four children, and Kipriyanov, according to his wife, "always found a way to lift my spirits and remind me that the main thing is to be together." But at the end of 2023, her husband decided to go to the front, leaving his wife and children alone. As he left, according to his wife, he told her: "Zina, you are strong, you will manage everything, because I am always near…". Before the war, Kipriyanov worked at the road company "RIK-Avtodor," where, according to open data, the average salary is about 70,000 rubles.

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Mr. Mime

I bet the ukrainain pokrovsk is currently more livable than the russian one.

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On April 12th, another resident of the city, 37-year-old Pavel Yadrikhinsky, was buried at the "Express" cafe in the center of Pokrovsk. He died in the village of Makhnovka, Kursk region, at the end of February. Yadrikhinsky worked as a lawyer in the committee for municipal property management of the Khangalassky Ulus administration (Pokrovsk is its center) and had a private practice, but was mobilized in September 2022. In the war, he received the call sign Kamikaze.
"He was a machine gunner," says an acquaintance of Yadrikhinsky. "He was wounded for the first time in August, also near Kursk, and after the hospital – straight back there again. He fought as he was supposed to. They gave the order – he carried it out."
Among the deceased from Pokrovsk are road workers, a driving instructor, a district police officer, a sales manager from the local Sberbank branch, and a conscript who signed a contract. Prisoners from Pokrovsk also fought in Ukraine: for example, 33-year-old Semyon Artamonov served in the Wagner PMC and died in January 2023. According to open data, his full namesake received a 12-year prison sentence in 2016 for murdering a person. According to Artamonov's own version, he wanted to scare his former subordinate who owed him money. He claimed he did not intend to kill the debtor but planned to shoot him in the leg with a sawed-off shotgun to frighten him.

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"We're slowly dying here"

One of Pokrovsk's main attractions is the house-museum of Sergo Ordzhonikidze: the Bolshevik served his exile here in pre-revolutionary times (last year the building was restored and will soon be solemnly reopened).
The local History Museum also bore Ordzhonikidze's name for a long time. But in 1993, amid the rehabilitation of victims of Soviet repression, the museum was named after Gavriil Ksenofontov – a researcher of the history, ethnography, and folklore of the Yakuts, who was shot in 1938. 10 years earlier, his brother Pavel – a prominent figure in the Yakut national and anti-Bolshevik movement in the 1920s – also became a victim of repression. In 2016, the Ksenofontov Brothers Square was opened in Pokrovsk.
Also, the first president of the Sakha Republic, Mikhail Nikolayev (1937-2023), was born in Pokrovsk. On September 7, 2024, a monument to him was also unveiled here, which, however, did not sit well with local residents. More precisely, many in Pokrovsk were outraged by the eagle perched on the monument: "what kind of chicken is that," and "why does the eagle have folded wings," people wrote on social media.
80 km north of Pokrovsk, across the Lena River, lies the regional capital – Yakutsk. For years, the Yakutian authorities have promised to build a bridge across the Lena (Sibir.Realii calculated that this project, promised to the region back in Soviet times, would today cost the equivalent of four days of the war against Ukraine), but for now, one can only get to the other bank from Pokrovsk by ferry in the summer, or over the ice in the winter. Getting from Pokrovsk to nearby settlements is generally not easy: the bus to the village of Isit runs once a week, and the bus from the village of Tekhtyur and the neighboring settlement of Mokhsogollokh did not run to Pokrovsk for a year and a half; services resumed in the winter of 2024.

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In 2021, the boulevard on the Lena embankment in Pokrovsk was improved: authorities demolished several dilapidated wooden houses and poured a concrete platform in their place, which features a fountain, tables for chess and table tennis, swings, and a viewing platform with a view of the river and a mirrored ceiling. All this can only be enjoyed during the short Yakutian summer, as winter in Pokrovsk sees temperatures around -50 degrees Celsius [-58 Fahrenheit].
"I would say the main problem in Pokrovsk is the roads," says local resident Nadezhda. "They don't even gravel them in the city, and in winter – they don't clear snow from the sidewalks. Honestly, I don't even know what our administration does. They promised us a new bus station building. They've been building it for several years, and will probably build it for several more! Many also complain about stray dogs."
In winter, not only stray dogs but also horses gather near the garbage bins. Due to chaotic mass construction, residential buildings have gradually taken over grazing areas. And the horses simply have nowhere to find food. That's why they come to the garbage bins. In June 2019, a herd of feral horses attacked city residents. One woman was taken to the hospital with a shoulder injury. Since then, such encounters with hungry animals have become commonplace in the city.
But the main problem in Pokrovsk is that it's difficult for people to find work, as local enterprises go bankrupt one after another. Although the central district of the city is still called "Kirzavod" – after the construction materials plant that appeared here in 1937 and mainly produced bricks. But in the early 2000s, the once-famous Pokrovsky construction materials plant closed down. Now, only a reinforced concrete sign and the ruins of the factory buildings remain.

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The whole slowly dying slogan could be applied to fat niggers as a species in general. You wouldn’t call carrying 350 lbs of pure lard around a life

Another fun fact for fat niggers is they rarely freeze even with the temperature going below -65 C due to the fat folders containing and accumulating heat

Even what you say about him is true it's still infinitely times better than living as a russian pidor.

Now is not the time for moderation, Anon.

I have no reason to lie because I don’t care

here’s a recession( economy is bad.)
Many people in tech lost their jobs.
It’s okay to have a simple job while things are tough

Yet it's still a lot better than being in your shoes.

He wouldn’t fit in mine kek that obese piece of shit packs some elephant feet

Why does he live rent free in your head 24/7?

He’s a nice cool slim guy

What does /uhg/ think about the fact that the meaning of "antisemitism" has gradually shifted from "hating jews" to "criticizing Israels govt policy" ... Why do you think this might be

I don’t care

sneeding about some donbabwian for weeks

is a more regular and consistent poster than the news "bot"

KEKAROOO

Envy is a tough bitch to beat. Probably because while he's "a winner" (KEK) he's still stuck in Russia. :D

I wouldn’t move anywhere else at this point except Denmark or Switzerland I guess. They don’t tolerate your fat niggerish useless kind there

A shoah.

I'm going to buy a toolbox... Right now... For 100 bucks... On ebay... Wish me luck...

It means everyine will become antisemitic which is a good thing.

has gradually shifted

This is not a recent development. We've been dealing with this shit for decades.

I don't see any red cross on it to signify that.

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However, by 2022, the enterprise had finally gone bankrupt: Rosnano and another investor – OJSC "Rik" – demanded the return of their invested funds – about 1.1 billion rubles. The plant was closed, but it left behind a dump of toxic materials that has not been cleaned up to this day.
"When the plant was closing, opinions among the city residents were divided," says Pokrovsk resident Svetlana. "Some regretted that so many people lost their jobs – over 200 employees. Others were even glad that this dump right in the city would finally be gone: the plant was opened right in the Kirzavod microdistrict, near houses. From the first days of operation, some kind of technical smell immediately appeared. Then dust settled directly on windows, on clothes, everywhere. People suddenly started complaining about cancer. This is a problem in general because there is no oncologist in Pokrovsk, you have to travel to Yakutsk. Of course, I cannot claim that this is directly related to the basalt plant. Because there were enough sources before: the same Brick Plant (Kirzavod), the cement plant in Mokhsogollokh – that's also terrible. The wind constantly blows dust from it onto us. Now the situation with oncology is the most discussed topic here. We're slowly dying here."
The cement plant – the only one in all of Yakutia – is located not in Pokrovsk itself, but about 15 km north – in the settlement of Mokhsogollokh. Working in such a production facility is hard and harmful to health, and the typical salary is about 70,000 rubles. There was also a feed mill operating in Pokrovsk itself, but it also closed back in 2015. In 2023, they promised to open a meat processing plant in its place, but the project has not yet been implemented.

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For 100 bucks

That'll be 400 bucks after tariffs. Thank you, come again.

Now go ask chug, see their reply

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Judging by open data, the main employer in the city now is the administration of the Khangalassky Ulus: they need an economist, an accountant, a leading specialist, a department head, and even a deputy head for economic issues. Salaries range from 60,000 to 100,000 rubles.
At the same time, the local administration constantly organizes collections from residents for the Russian military in Ukraine, urging citizens to "rally and unite." Military games called "Zarnitsa" are regularly held in city schools, where students crawl on the floor with automatic rifles or learn to provide "first medical aid."
In November 2024, students from the local digital technology college "Aityyn" went out onto the river to help harvest ice for the families of SMO participants.
They cut cubes out of the ice, which were then distributed to the families of "SMO participants": in the surrounding villages and even in Pokrovsk, not all houses have centralized water supply, so Yakuts traditionally store ice in yards and special cellars, and then melt it for drinking and cooking.
"Doesn't it seem wild to me to harvest ice in the 21st century?" repeats one of the "Aityyn" college students. "I haven't really thought about it. People here react normally to this. But overall, I'd like to live in a big city. In Moscow or Yakutsk. There's not much to catch [not much going on/few opportunities] here in Pokrovsk."

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Nobody wants more russians here. Stay in your country and die for your king you pathetic loser.

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the noble and mysterious russian culture

faggots bang their dicks on your forehead

kek

Broski 600 to 1000 euros is multitudes higher than what you see monthly with all the gibs and shilling combined

tf

tp

B бycик

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I thought it was only gay in Russia if you were on the receiving end, like these guys.

Ewwww. Too russian

That'll be 400 bucks after tariffs.

I already got my Norwegian camping kettle... EAGLE PRODUCTS™... the world's best kettle™ (sponsored by Eagle Products™)

Just Homosexual Russia Things, KEKAROO:

Moscow man fined 102,000 rubles for posting gay porn involving neo-Nazis on VKontakte

Moscow's Babushkinsky Court fined Alexander Dmitriev 102,000 rubles. He was found guilty under articles concerning the demonstration of Nazi symbols and LGBT "propaganda." The basis was a video titled "Initiation into Nazis (Bones)", posted on his VKontakte page under the nickname "Mukha Mukhamorov" [Fly Agaric], reports the "Guys+" project.
In the video, a man shaves his head, puts on boots with white laces, and then engages in oral sex with two others who resemble neo-Nazis in appearance. A swastika appears on screen, and a song by the ultra-right group Banda Mockvy plays.
Judge Lyudmila Voronina issued the ruling on April 29th. The case materials also include images of men kissing under a rainbow umbrella. Dmitriev admitted guilt in court and stated that he published the video "for humorous purposes."

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fat nigger coming out of closet

I’m all ears but that’s a niche

This streamer has been autistically following all the rehearsals, his voice sounds like an older guy. I've seen other videos of his ince April 29th.
Today he waited for the first glimpse of the aviation who usually do a separate rehearsal at daytime. After much waiting, it happened! The aviation appeared. With ONE formation of combat planes, and then the planes with the colored smoke trail.
The streamer was like "Is that all? Is that ALL? Where are the rest? Where ARE the REST? This feels like a shame and pride for our military aviation".
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lol instant classic

jews are all too happy about chuds posting hilarious holohoax and stormfront memes, all they need to do to disable their opponent politically is link them to loudmouthed antisemitic retards like you and the rest of this brown board

It's only gay in russia if it is consensual.

I had that debate with a non-practicing jewish English teacher in 2002.
If this is new to you, you're underage.

kakie ze hohli degenerati pizdec prosto))

Does the Palestine general even still exist?

gay porn involving neo-Nazis

He was found guilty under articles concerning the demonstration of Nazi symbols and LGBT "propaganda."

"Guys+" project.

Kek

Don’t make me engage in some good ol goreoff fat nigger I heard a lot of transwinning hohols lay on Kursk grounds these days

I suppose this is what Tolstoy scribbled on the bench at the railway station as he lay dying

You wont

/chug/ = smelly

Spravedlivo

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Russia is so big, we have everything!
Did you know we have a-r-s-c-h-f-i-c-k-e-n ?

niggers smell bad

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In Kursk Oblast, warriors of the Bombus Group continue to destroy katsaps.

Recently, they hit a tank, 2 AFVs (Armored Fighting Vehicles), a UAZ-452 van ("Bukhanka"), 2 passenger cars, and other [equipment/targets].

GOOOOOOOOD EVEEEEENIIIING THE MOSCOW

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It's funny to see how the long border with ukraine has become a liability for russia.

I reckon it’d take at least ten thermobarics to take out a single forklift-mounted fat nigger

Just Russia Things:

Chelyabinsk State University celebrated Kim Il Sung's birthday

A student club for "friendship with the DPRK" at Chelyabinsk State University (ChelGU) held a celebration in honor of the birthday of North Korea's first president, Kim Il Sung. As noted (t.me/groza_media/8264) by "Groza," club members had previously marked other dates related to North Korean leaders — for example, Kim Jong Il's birthday in March.
This time, students prepared reports on the biography of the "eternal general secretary," his role in DPRK politics, and the development of the Juche ideology. Speeches included words about a "living legacy," about a "fighter for a free and just world," as well as confidence that "no one will succeed in tarnishing the image of Kim Il Sung."
"He is always with us as long as socialist Korea exists," stated the club leader, Evgenia Olskaya. To conclude, participants sang Shaman's song "Vstanem" ("Let's Rise") in Russian and Korean.

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Why doesn't SBU just kill the monke master

Gotta give the credit where the credit’s due Kim was a chonky fella but it’d take him a lot to reach your levels of obesity

Putin has been dead for the past 2 and a half years.

Were you the one who didn't believe me when I said that Lithuanian flag is actually a pidor diasporoid? Did you end up asking him?

Shit I forgot to ask him. I still believe he's not russian.

He admits to knowing pidor language in this very thread. Which itself is not damning evidence but make of it what you will

Another video out of Bakhmut, you have to appreciate the sheer cynicism of pidoroids.

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Hardly a language. It's just a bunch of dicks and asses in a funny alphabet

pidoroids

My fellow fat nigger in Christ…

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Pilots of the "Perun" battalion of unmanned systems of the 42nd Separate Mechanised Brigade (OMBr) are destroying Russian logistics on the territory of the BNR, preventing the enemy from replenishing their forces in the Kharkiv region.

fat pidoroid concerned about food supplies

Like clockwork kek

I think all adults above a certain age in post soviet countries know russian.