West Slavs appreciation thread

Why other Slavs can't be like us? Generally jolly people who like each other and never fought against each other, unlike south and east Slavs who keep fighting with each other? What went wrong?

silence weakling

because Russia exists

slovakia belonged to hungary while czechs to german reich so you didn't have shared history like eastern or south slavs had together.

Central European saar!

Wut
Czechia was pretty powerful political player in the Middle Ages, so we totally had common history. Plus plenty of Poles shared a state with Slovaks and czechs during partitions and being part of Habsburg Empire. Mind you, even during this period Ukra*nians chimped out against Poles, even when they were part of said empire (for example: Galician Peasant Uprising of 1846).

das rite
Central Europe. Nice that fact finally reached your dense head.

Poles need to accept czech / slovak language as their own, and we will unite into a country.

Kek

Cute.
But we don't have to. Making a confederacy (group of independent - but closely tied - states) is totally doable without such german/russian approach.

old but still valid

poszukam cię w sklepie

i actually saw this one the other day kek

i look like zis and i say zis

people are mean to me, this makes me cry

west slavs = estrogen slavs
i bet my grandmother can bench press more than you

so which one is the most alcoholic slav?

definitely russia
this is one thing they really win at

Educate yourself on TeRT and ToRT metathesis. Czechs and Slovaks are Southerners.

Dude you're polish. Your hate for Russia surpasses kike hate of wypipo.

Czech Republic
you drink more than we do...

It's not about being Slavs but being a certain country. Poland for instance, while being Slav country, has one of the lowest alcohol consumption in EU.

you drink more than we do...

are you looking at statistics from 1985?

Quoting statistics instead of posting bottles...

Wrong.
I hate Ukra*nians. I have pretty neutral attitude towards Russians.

All Slavs drink because of shit weather and never ending winters, only Germans are strong and manage to overcome this. Yeah, it sucks, but it's the truth.

All Slavs drink because of shit weather and never ending winters

and the women
don't forget the women

friends

I hope the Czech Republic forgave Poland the division of Czechoslovakia a long time ago?

turns out we have an ongoing territorial dispute with the Czechs concerning 385 hectares of border land because of how Stalin drew the border
we and the Czechs were supposed to revisit the issue after Stalin croaked, but it never happened and they're talking about it now lol

this art aged like fine milk

You need de-Stalinization, and all the territories that damned Stalin fucked up need to be returned to their true owners!

Why did Poland never try to Greater West Slavia the other west slavs the way russia ate the east slaves and bulgarian/serbia/croatia struggled for domination in south slavic lands?

Even czechia just kind of let slovakia go be poor and full of gypsies instead of fighting them for control.

de-stalinization has been complete for a very long time now
and the borders are fine, thanks

Annexation of Śląsk Cieszyński was a dick move and nobody in Poland denies it. Still, it's a tiny piece of land that Poland and Czechia were always bickering about for some reason - and hardly a reason to have some kind of resentiments toward each other.

because the era of hurr durring for territory ended with a huge mess and nobody wants that anymore
except the pidors
the eternal tatar mongol thinks he needs more pasture for his horse

We are always ahead of the game, we are breeding Japanese women, we won. Also, we used to sterilize gyppos before jewrope, not our fault.

h-hot...

it just means

I'll look for you in the shop

Lol

I look like this and say this

he doesn't know

I do, that's why I wrote it.

Russia is the only slav country with culture and months are not named by autists lol. What month is it now? Kviten' or something? You people at least have a few writers, poles keep writing butthurt history where Pooland stronk. Why would anyone want to be like you? Speak with speech impediment, have alphabet designed for different languages while ignoring your own alphabet, and being the Catholics. You whole culture seems to be centered on pretending you are not slavs, yet you are slavs in all the bad slav stereotypes, you just don't have anything positive to offset those.

all three have germany mentioned atleast once

obsessed

It's "maj" actually, retard. Sounds familiar?

i'm in if you are...

Ok, what's september? lol
Listen' because leafs are falling? Or is this October in Pooland?

Január

Február

Marec

Apríl

Máj

Jún

Júl

August

September

Október

November

December

what's your argument now?

Stop being gay Jano, it's time to breed Japanese women.

Croatia is the perfect woman.

I love working in Austria, we are really Aryans(I am) I should move to Austria permamently

Urinians are like niggers of Slavs

Generally jolly

lol, no
but Western Slavs avoid conflicts, for the most part

no thanks, i don't like asians. there's something weird about them

Poles are like hohols but gayer.

you will never be a slutty czech woman,
deal with it.

This continent is finished. Good luck sending your children to battle the Russians or the dumb Pisslamic arab horde. Work on escape strategy.

It's "wrzesień" - because heather (wrzosy) is blooming.
But seriously - why the fuck should we (I mean western Slavs generally) accept orthodox christianity and cirilic? We were catholic before the schism. And since we adopted latin civilisation it's only natural we use latin alphabet. Now, important part: there was never something like universal slavdom. There was never some kind of slavic conquest. There was never one slavic tribe that divided into three (west, east and south). We were three different people since the beginning - our ancestors adopted proto-slavic language (maybe even invented it) but that's where similiarities are ending. Not only we were three different tribes from the beginning, we adopted different civilisation templates - and were formed by them for more than 1000 years. And then some kind of American lard ass is coming and tell us we should unite with Russians. Holy fuck. West Slavs and East Slavs are INCOMPATIBILE. Poland tried to civilise cursed Ukrainians and that costed us fucking empire. Polish Commonwealth died because series of cossack rebellions, Ukraine was a cancer that weakened it to the point it became an easy target for neighbors. Losing Lwów was a small price for amputating this fucking ukrainian ulcer.

you're all faggots

At least in our countries you don't go to jail for using "wrong" pronouns. Who's gay now, huh?

true. we just chill out and play our harmonicas while the others have a bar fight

i'm aware. that's why i will find myself a tall nubian queen whom i can call mommy...

Not cool bro

Kys

head to somalia, faggot

*accordions

Ehem...All Piotrs and Pepiks Can go fuck themselves. That's All.

not very nice of you...

Nigger what are you even saying, it's hot all around. May 1st was already 30 fucking degrees. Summer is reaching 40 and lasts into early Octorber.

There there, cutiepie. :3

You are not welcome into Japan retard. Look Up Visa requirements for this country lol.

He watched to many reels

I will go to China instead and sell my sperm, fuck Japan

germans are the real west slavs

I don't use other social media, too gay for me.

It's hot all around

No, that would be like an Island close to the equator that has constant 30c all year round.

Chinks are bugmen, just recently a woman there was saying nigger to a random black and CCP forced her to apologize. Chinese are anti-racist cucks.

never fought against each other

very rich coming from fucking poland

Interesting, I was always onto this

too gay for me

Ok Boomer sperg

You forgot Romania, Romania is West-Slav. Not like gypsy Hungary who is East-Slav(Mongol)

lmao

Comes from a country that unironically debates over the bill that penalises criticism of Israel, holy fuck.

Poland has literally been America's most staunch ally since the 90s. Fuck off you Russian Jew your campaign of trying to divide us won't work.

Here is the deal. There are cultures that are more attractive than other cultures. You are a discount german culture. You cargo culted germs. Hohols cargo culted you. How you look at hohols, is how gems look at you and others are even less understanding of that. You are hohol tier for germs. Some shit is sort of like them but it's inconsistent and doesn't make sense. After that your "culture" is barely attractive to you, and is really repulsive to others. Hence failure at empire building. Russian culture is less attractive than germ culture pre globohomo, now they are more attractive, and they are not cargo culting anyone. They have retarded shit, but it's consistent with their positives.

Good evening I love Poland

Tomorrow I'm going to see the Czechoslovak CZ 350, if you see in the news that someone was driving a motorcycle under the influence, then i bought it for like 800€ and 1L.

So you are joining the rest of the world. Big deal. You are less retarded than pollacks, but it was assumed before hand. They are the gold standard for autism and stupidity.

Are you fucking stupid? Poland was baptised by Czech king, not Germans - because our supreme leader (prince Mieszko I) LITERALLY refused Poland to be baptised by Germans. If Poland follows some kind of cult cargo - it would be latin cult cargo of Roman Empire. Poles and Germans never loved each other, sometimes there was just distrust, sometimes there was bitter hatred, but we never EVER wanted to be like Germans. Who betrayed latin civilisation when they renounced catholicism and became protestants btw. (they are cassified as representatives of bysantine civilisation, not latin civilisation). If anything - it was France that shaped our culture, because all poets from romance period that had influence on polish culture and identity spent most of their lives in Paris.
In other words - stop saying things you have no clue about.

Hello, I love Hungary.

Who said anything about a cargo cult culture liking the culture they cargo culted? Do Nigerians like anglo culture? Do hohols love you? They are literal feral Russians who cargo culted your shitty culture. They don't like both the Russians and the pollacks. It's normal. You get angry when someone points out that you cargo culted the germs. But here we are, having a self hating cultures like you or hohols. Your nobility even pretended they are not the same people as your serfs lol.

What about "ziemie odzyskane"? Give them back to Germany as part of de-Stalinization. It's not your fault they were part of Poland. Just give them back and apologize to the Germans.

tf

tp

my sides

Poland has literally been America's most staunch ally since the 90s.

Of course, it is my bitch keep tonguing my anus all the time.

Are you dense? I just told you: we never ever used german cultural template to shape our own. If anything - we drew from French culture - like I said, because people who shaped it in 19th century spent most of their lives in Paris (Mickiewicz, Słowacki, Krasiński), also Chopin or, to lesser extent, Moniuszko.

You just don't see it, because you are inside the culture. You are literally discount germs, and czechs are more germans then you, and then you get the real thing lol. Your culture has nothing to do with France. You are literally polar opposite to french and on the germ spectrum. And you are not on the Russian spectrum at all. They are different. Do you really think that you come off like French at all? That's delusional. It's probably Scythian delusion 2.0.

Just now a huge euro fund fraud has been uncovered in slovakia, where oligarchs connected to the party Smer received funds for "motels" from european union, however after using it for 5 years it will become their ownership. There was nowhere to book rooms in these motels, they were hidden or basicely never existed to the public eye. When journalist tried to book rooms, they were told they are occupied years in advnace. This could be a massive blow to the ruling party.

tasr.sk/tasr-clanok/TASR:2025042300000430

You genocided and ethnically cleansed your German civillians. Poland did so before WW2 and in fact *caused* WW2. Hitler intervened after Poland brutally killed 60,000 German citizens of Poland. The Czech Republic expelled three million German-origin citizens after their President Benes called for their "complete extermination". The Czechs claim that "only" a few tens of thousands died in the death marches and mass-pogroms. German researchers vary in their estimations from 500,000 to one million.

Russia has the entire range of climate zones from Finland to Istanbul. The population of the ethnic Russian deep south (Krasnodar, Rostov and Stavropol) is larger than the population of Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania put together.

I just told you the names of people who shaped polish culture in 19th century when nationalism ideology got popular. Before that - Poles actually felt more connection with the east (hence the sarmatism legend you mentioned) than with the west. You could CLEARLY see the difference by the looks (how people dressed), military, armament (for example szabla instead of rapier) and warfare (famous winged hussars and type of cavalry generally which was not present in western Europe). Czechs actually adopted western fashion and art of war btw., Poland didn't.
You clearly don't understand what civilisation template is. Yes, whole Europe had similiar culture, but not because one copied another - but because CATHOLIC CHURCH enforced that cultural transformation. When Martin Luther and the rest of heretics began the transformation - the patch of Poland and Germany diverged definitively).
About so called sarmatism... It was pretty late idea, generally adopted in late 16h century and lasted till second half of 18th century. Maybe it was dumb, but not dumber than german idea of Aryan race. Clearly everybody need some kind of "divine" explanation of their right to rule. On the other hand, sarmatism was proof Poles didn't copy german culture but followed their own patch.

500,000 to one million

you sure its not 6 mil?

You genocided and ethnically cleansed your German civillians

Bollocks. If that was true, then WHERE ARE THE BODIES? look at Hrukraine - they murdered over 150 thousands of women and children and you can't put a shovel into the ground not to hit their bones. Hitler wanted some excuse to attack Poland and he invented one.

get your shit together and make a non faggot nigger sex infused alternative to the EU already (invite russia if they agree to give all churkas independence)

Slovakchad gets to have threesome with polishthot and czechhoe

Based

Mill tech is determined by the peers you fight against. French didn't adopt and lost Jerusalem. If they had adopted to the peers they fought they would look a lot like your military. Military is different. It's dictated by adoptation, if succesfull. As far as your customs, food, literature, etc. You are on the German spectrum. You wish you were on the French spectrum, but you are not. The only exposure I had to Polish culture is Lem and some pseudo historical shit I couldn't read because I don't identify with your culture. It was lame. Lem is meh. Your movies are even sadder than eastern german style shit, but is definitely on that spectrum. French are more colorful and upbeat. Germans are like that, but they are more masterful at this. You are literal heavily discounted germs, and hohols are discount you.

slovakia

blue eyes

basically anyone born in moravia or eastward is a nigger

your e-chatting with a paid pooland commenter, they're sent here to try to improve the look of their shitty country. Also, u type like a fag

tfw bamber from Poosen

Im fucking kill... halph...

In other words you have little idea of what actually Poland is but still decided to discuss matters like culture, literature and history of Poland.
Congratulations. You hit the new low.

half the time i confuse slovakia for slovenia and bohemia i only think about when i play europa universalis
they are like the balitcs, no one gives a shit about them even if they really tried

not joining Greek and Italian gigachad MED BVLLS in sucking germany dry

stupid polan

based

I live next to pollack's neighborhood. The people I see are less than impressive.

Ocne I've spent an hour discussing here with a guy from Slovenia thinking I'm talking with Slovak because I didn't notice the difference of the flag (my eyes aren't as good as they used to, lol). Since then I never confused them again.

That's literally the Three Seas Initiative and you are already in. But I was reffering to West Slav confederacy based upon the triangle of Poland. Czechia and Slovakia instead of making some kind of centralised Slav version of Habsburg Empire the other anon proposed.

you are just too low iq to understand/speak polish and it makes you seethe
sorry bud