How do I get out of jury duty without getting into too much trouble myself? I don't want to sit for 9+ hours listening to some nigger's problem
How do I get out of jury duty without getting into too much trouble myself...
Just tell them you don't want to do it. Keep telling them and they'll tell you not to bother. You can also just tell them you fucking hate niggers, that'll get you out even faster.
Just don't fucking go. Nothing happens if you just throw the summons in the trash.
Act retarded and say you were kicked in the head by a horse. Cover yourself in piss before you go in to make the lie more believable.
Tell them you are racist
Scaredy cat
This.
When I was in college, I truthfully told them I had an exam
The second time I was summoned, I was naturally dismissed. Most likely you’ll be dismissed
Pretty sure that's a felony offense you retard. They'll find me either way and make me a pay a fine or w.e
Test
Fuck
Call the DA a nigger
just ignore it
they cant prove you received the letter unless you signed for it
ive ignored 3 jury summons so far
Serve your civic duty retard. Save every white. Make guilty every brownoid. Do you want the bench to be filled with more amerimutts?
ask them if you're allowed to tell people about jury nullification and ask clarification questions on how jury nullification works
"I believe that as a citizen it is essential not just to judge my peers but to also judge the law itself."
No it is not, dumbass. It's not even a real summons. Unless a sheriff deputy or process server gives you the summons, you don't have to go. If they say anything (they won't) just tell them you never received it. They can't prove you received it.
That's the scary part about a jury trial. Every person there is a below 80iq retarded that didn't have the sense to just throw the summons in the trash.
I got one in the mail like 15 years ago and just didn't go. Nothing happened. If you think they're going after everyone or even documenting everyone who doesn't answer their jury summons you're a retard
go in there wearing a MAGA hat
The one time I was called it was for some nigger that hooked up with one of the scammy auto accident lawyers. They were suing a semi driver. I just told them I had a good friend who sold insurance, and since I knew so much about insurance scams I really couldn’t be unbiased. Looked right at the nog and his sheboon gf when I said it too lol. Nig was pissed, and I got dismissed
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Just go do it. You'll get out of the house and meet people. It's not like you have a job anyway. There might be a qt on the panel. Don't refuse the call to adventure, Anon.
F for fourteenth?
Feign mental illness.
I would use that as an opportunity to openly mention the entire community is full of cunts and that I have zero respect for anybody in it.
How do I get out of jury duty without getting into too much trouble myself?
Very easy - At the beginning the judge (or one of the attorneys) will quickly describe the case and ask if any potential juror has a reason they can not serve. You raise your hand and say you believe in jury nullifacation and they will escort you out faster than you can walk. If for some miracle that does not work then you confidently say the fucking jew/nigger/fag/muslim/spic/vatnigger/lying cop is guilty based on how they look and it would be unfair to them to have you. You tell the judge you believe in jury nullification.
But anon, consider staying on, depending the case, you might be able to help an anon get off from the dirty cops who framed them.
apparently you also dont have to make payments on student loans, respond to the census. i see tons of people driving around without license plates. i think most things you dont have to do
Lurk moar newfren
say you are antisemitic and ask if the judge is jewish
Say you have covid symptoms. Yes, this still works.
Do your part anon, if he's a nigger, jew, mexican, mystery meat he's guilty if he's white he's not.
The shitty thing is that even if you're telling the judge the truth of your genuinely held belief in jury nullification, he will still get pissy and think you're just trying to get out of jury duty so he will punish you in some way by keeping you there for the rest of the day or something. Judges are bitchmade manlet energy tyrants and they HATE HATE HATE it when anybody does something that could question or restrict their absolute power.
Reminder that contempt charges are the judge equivalent of a Anon Babble moderator giving you a 3 day ban.
Tell them to ask NSA for your posting history on Anon Babble.
If you're so fucking dumb you show up for jury duty, you deserve it.
do your duty faggot. Also wear this shirt
Go do it.
If the defendant is white dig your heels in and get him off.
If it's a nigger dig your heels in until that coon is locked away.
Wishes we had juries here.
The judge this time is VERY CLEARLY a nigger
Wait, so you already replied to the summons? Good job, retard, now you have to fucking go. Next time don't even open the thing.
My work gives paid time off for it so it's literally free time for me to fuck around, not pay attention, and get a free lunch from the state.
I opened it, doesn't mean i replied to it nigger
I just had Jury Duty last week anon. The guy next to me got out of it right after we were all called into the court room by just telling the lawyer that he's a racist and wouldn't give the defendant a fair trial.
The judge and the lawyers knew what he was doing, you could see it on their face. But at the end of the day, I guess you have to dismiss someone like that. I always figured something would happen but they just let him go. Was really amazing to see.
You could tell them you have psychic abilities and know whether or not someone is lying by looking at them.
if you ever are involvd in a self defense shooting to defend your family or your own life and the kike DA prosecutes you for killing violent niggers just remember you wont have anyone moral with an IQ over 80 on your jury to back you up because they were all little faggots like yourself who weaseled out of it when some based anon needed him most
Literally nobody on the average American jury is going to be as good at debate as even the biggest retard on Anon Babble, simply because they never practice it or even read debates. I'd pay money just to watch Anon Babbletards show up in juries and absolutely run their shit lmfao
not for jury nullification, they do not want you to mention it at all, they do not want any other prospecitve jurors hearing about it, and they do not want you discussing it with others during the break. If the judge is stupid enough to as you why, you just say the constitution puts the power in the people's hands and its the people who decide if the alleged charges and proposed punishment is reasonable. If they refust to tell you the punishment if you find them guilty, then you tell the judge you will not convict, unless its a cop and they are always guilty, and you would be happy to hang around the court house to educate everyone else about jury nullification until you are dismissed, as you believe its your civic duty. Ask me how I know - before you can can finish saying 'jury nullif...' the doors open and you are walking out of the court.
It's sad because if I was a judge I would make it mandatory for all potential jurors to be responsibly instructed on what jury nullification is. The people deserve to know.
doesn't mean i replied to it
Then how in the fuck do you know you got a nigger judge?
Is it really that hard to come up with an original excuse lol?
Tell them a spider bit you on the foot and you couldn't walk to the courthouse lmao
Cuck
Retard Anon finds out for the first time in his life that you CAN open letters at home without anyone knowing, read the content within, and decide of you want to reply or not
You ignorant fuck, a jury summons doesn't list which judge or case you will have.