What happened to cubicals?

fucken low walls man... i remember positioning monitors and other stuff at angles to not stare at others in pure hatred all day

Most of the worker ants communicate telepathically with their god. Cubicles are for us, because he’s an artist and thought cubicles were cool. He doesn’t need to section off his ants like that. His ants often sleep in the same beds and have sex with whoever they want. He just doesn’t show us that stuff. His ants don’t desire privacy, because they’re like a borg race. It’s all done for us. Like imagine you submit a video online where you’re in it. You’d probably make sure it was a good video. Thats what he does but with all the videos because he’s controlling them all. He can totally control what we think is happening just by terraforming. Although not me because im too clever and figured out what he was up to.

Silicon Valley got rid of them, their companies became rich and other companies just copied them thinking it is what made them rich

i kept a handle of booze in my cubicle drawer.
i tried to get fired once because they had this new program and i slayed it out and was making, literally what they said "too much money"
So i just stopped working started drinking and literally doing a solo dunk contest on this little basketball hoop thing in the middle of the office causing all sorts of disruptions
this went on for a week
then they promoted me to manager
that's the last time i ever worked for anyone else though
true story

It's crazy to think that no one in that photo is doing any actual work

You are Jewish

~24m2 office to myself for all the 2 days a week I'm there. I hate offices and office culture and all the weird social shit the drones think up to not go postal cooped up together in a large room.

That cubicle is suicide fuel

As a middle manager open plan is heaps better
I can see how people are working by just looking out my window
Employees can't slack off because they are being watched all the time
Less down time when they need to collaborate

Makes my job easy

Now we don't have even that, the open spaces are even more open

Plywood is too expensive now, they save on walls.
It's called open space.

Nah, it's kinda based actually.

Suicide fuel is open floor plans with no privacy at all.

If I worked in an office, I'd want a cubicle.
I wrote off office work once I got out of college because that's when companies saw the retarded shit faceberg did in their office and they were all trying the "open office concept"
If Im working, I want isolation from others.
I cant imagine how terrible a place like this would be where everyone is always looking at you and everything youre doing.

The 2 White men are. No one else.

Women would gather in them, causing a fire hazard.

(Probably)

They took up way too much space, so now you just have totally open plan, like chickens or turkeys in a shed, or you have those sound-proof cuck-booths like silicon valley firms have. About the size of a phone booth.

why does facebook need so many tech workers

is school shootings in burgerland has been so common, why office shootings are not a thing? I believe is more soul crushing this kind of environment for an adult than school bullies for kids.

comfy hands doing home office writing this comment.

That and they want you out in the open for when Tyrone gets his sneakers scuffed.

they mix in this photo to form a 6 pointed jewish satan star

sauce

Don't sell as much as kids being shot. That's the big money headline.

You just get

OFFICE CONFRONTATION LEADS TO SHOTS FIRED

glowniggers don't want their puppets to turn on them

they mix in this photo to form a 6 pointed jewish satan star

Take your meds

Jewish CEOs thought the goyim were getting too comfy having their own personal spaces so they went with open office plans and hot seating.

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It's the opposite of based
Even a fish gets a better imitation of its natural habitat

Interestingly enough the twin towers were a sort of game changer for the open office. The support structure of the twin towers was built into the outter walls, so there were no walls on each floor. Each floor was an open office.

Unfortunately, if you hit a hundred story open office with a plane the fire and smoke spread very fast and can kill everyone.

more social, fun and efficient

people getting annoyed with each other that their conversations are bleeding into their client calls, putting on noise cancelling headphones and sitting on guard at what the next interruption is going to be, and fighting over who gets to use the limited quiet pods/closets is hell for everybody except the managers and directors that feel important by pacing around the floor with their arms folded. Open office is a completely failed idea.

They're really not that common, just high impact.

Offices select for obedient souls with at least some basic reasoning skills. Schools just get stuffed with whatever autismal population was shat out locally. American culture is inherently violent and sexually repressive, and teenagers experience the most severe reactions to it all.

They afforded us too much privacy. Gotta be worried who can see your screen at all times.

Individuality is not allowed. Everything must be sterile and identical to break the workers will.