/пить/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20262

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The war might be over! Trump is enlisting the help of Erdogan! Erdogan is the deal maker and decision maker who makes the best deals and knows when he needs to slap someone on the ass to get them in line.

......what were their objectives?

why doesn't trump just tariff the russian army?

Erdogan is the deal maker

No United Syria
No disarmed Kurdistan
Israel arming Druze separatists
Israeli jets flying in Damascus air space

weebunion actually pulled down his blue attacker icons for tyotkino and novy put'

Uh oh ukranny troonie sisters, not like this...

Grub

tariff AND sanctions. Russian army is over.

exterminate all hohol pests

i guess he just doesn't want to win the war
SAD!

Whoa...

THD

Bros. whats with the double think when it comes to Russia.

Russia is stronk

Don't mess with Russia

Russia does not bow to anyone

But at the same time:

Your country is weak

We'll mess you up at our sole discretion

Just surrender and bow down

It just looks like our argumentation isn't based on principles, but merely justification for Putin's actions "Russia can not do wrong no matter what."

The original plan for the Kursk invasion was to seize and hold Russia hostage with the Kursk Nuclear Power Plant, a complete failure
The backup objective was to hold the border region near Sudzha to claim having trades for Donbas and Zaporozhye
In reality the Kursk invasion is the fourth deadliest mistake the Ukraine has made based on nato backed intelligence
The third being Aretmovsk
The second being Zaporozhye counter offensive
The first being the Mariupol Cauldron

no endless gibs in russia.. if 3rd worlder gets to europe they can live comfortable for rest of their lives without doing anything

If you have to ask then Ukraine peremoga is not for you.

Today I learned that the former head of MI6, Sir Alex Younger's son was killed in an unexplained car crash in 2019. What means?

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That UK car safety is shit. Better liocence seatbelts.

You make fun but no one dares to mess with Erdogan and the Turkish army. Russia tried to act tough with them once but all they got was a plane blown out of the air. Erdogan is the kind of leader who puts his own nation FIRST.

For Vika and for Russian Dnepropetrovsk.

just like chairs dont mess with your 400 pound ass and brake in a second???

but that Russia it's not as effective to attract people from non-neigboor countries? compared to USA or Europe

It's not so effective because
1)It isn't an English speaking country. You will have to learn a local language (which in itself isn't the easiest one) to live here and properly integrate
2)There isn't gibs, Russia isn't a welfare state where you would get shekels simply due to some kind of white guilt held by locals. You will have to work for your money and you will have do it it from a disadvantageous position compared to local if you're a manual labor worker.
Those 2 points are pretty much the reason why the only type of immigration that we're getting are guest workers from Central Asia working manual labor. Because they already speak Russian due to them being from post Soviet countries and there's few of those countries where people would be glad to work even for wages below what our domestic workers a getting.

(((They))) have been spamming "china is collapsing" threads at the rates the hohols were spamming earlier in the war.
The desperation is palpable

KEEEEK

UA is trying another Kursk adventure

It went great!

Syrsky and Zelensky are double agents.

China is done for. Even the chickens are uprising.

why were they holding hands?

god i wish i was that chicken

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xi has fallen twice in the same week

Does anyone have the niggatoro comic where she had a miscarrage and Haise is a drunk whos mean to her?

I am a very thin man you on the other hand are polish so you are only thin enough to get into my toilet to scrub it.

I’ll fucking kill you

no, sorry

>xi has fallen

this is a real place?

Yep, here's the coordinates: 59.272384, 160.934315
And apparently nobody really knows why this lake is called that.

don't forget krynki, that was huge waste of life too

wasting hohols is not really waist of life
its just culling of the pig population

No where near the four
Soledar also outpaces Krynky
What was special about Krynky however was it was mostly marines getting slaughtered for fucking marshlands they couldn’t even set a beach head on

i'm still baffled by the fact polar bears understand ground pressure but niggers can't swim

It's over. Nuclear war
youtu.be/bqVxyslkusQ

thanks for the info

because it looks like a bear fell down there and made a crater with it's belly

ukrainian mi-24 hunts a russian shahed

files.catbox.moe/vtiu0z.mp4

nigger

Wtf dude...

hello my favorite niggers
how's it going

Ukrainians in Finland began to be attracted to work in logging
A training program for Ukrainians to work in sawmills was launched in Finland due to an acute shortage of labor in the industry, the Yle broadcaster reports.

sounds sus if you'd ask me

sus

fr fr no cap

....

pretty good, russia is advancing everywhere, it's happening

schindler's list hyhyl edition

Found it

Z

forgot to add the

avoiding the frontlines by going to work in a finnish factory

part

Failed piss deal mediator asks for help for another failed piss deal mediator. Now it'll totally work!

Pile up a bunch of steaks won't make a live bull.

Oh .. that one

Now let's see Paul Allen's deadliest mistakes:
Meat grinder at Bakhmut
Meat grinder in Chasiv Yar
Committing war crimes in Bucha
Losing its entire black sea fleet to a country with no navy
Running away from Kherson while leaving all the equipment behind
Paratroopers in Kyiv (0 survival rate)
And first and foremost - starting the entire shit when you are nothing but a paper tiger

Reminder that faggot anonymous retweeted this gif thinking it was pro Ukraine lmao

Pile

Piling*

lose a limb in a finnish forest instead of in a trench

jesus christ bro

lmao, hohols getting no image'd
cause hohols are gay, duh

Maybe the media will ignore a Trump bombing campaign of Iran like they ignored Obama dropping more bombs in Libya than Iraq.

Found this thing.

It is one thing to say N, call her a nigger, even fucking abominator’s ai horrors
But to fucking show imagery of an abusive relationship due to a miscarriage, a cardinal sin I cannot forgive

go to rostiks (ex KFC, long story but KFC actually bought rostiks to enter Russian market)

Nigga

They have nice chicken

Also bought this. Wes to lazy to cook today.

Erdogan doesn't fail, you must be thinking about your entire culture and entire people. Failure for Greeks is a regular feature of life and every greek is expected to fail and you take pride in that. Knowing your own inferiority is why you hate on actual smart leaders like Erdogan.
Just try to mess with Erdogan he would flip you over and turn you into a woman for a night !

can i borrow 5 reichsmarks?

Was lazy because I installed this thing on the right on the wall.

it looks nice
good job

Also installed this
Will have to wait 24h to install shelf.
Wasn't sure about about wall, it drilled too lightly. Maybe it's solid gypsum.

No

gud job sar

mmm, bongistani cooking

China don't like agent Z
youtu.be/6kfGaJZmyYs

Look you can cook shaurma

christmas lights

are you a woman or something
get a proper light fitting

Meat grinder at Bakhmut

Aretmovsk Russian forever, the average life span of a front line AfU soldier in Aretmovsk front was 4 hours
Zelensky and Zalzhuny rushed 25,000 men into a wagner convict cauldron in Soledar like retards
Even with the FFL aiding efforts, the citadel fell
“25 years to life, or to die a hero of the fatherland”

Meat grinder in Chasiv Yar

Slow and steady, will soon be Russian forever

Committing war crimes in Bucha

Didn’t happen lmfao
Satellite imagery as evidence shows no bodies until anti “collaborator” kraken units entered the village
The UK vetoed an emergency UNSC meeting to show said satellite imagery
If it did happen, good

Losing its entire black sea fleet to a country with no navy

Black Sea fleet still exists…

Running away from Kherson while leaving all the equipment behind

What equipment was left behind you roach?
Evacuating a clean get away of over 30,000 willing civilians and 25,000 conventional forces is a “failure”…
AfU too scared to enter in fear it was a trap

Paratroopers in Kyiv (0 survival rate)

Thank God for necromancers
Battles credited to the airborne VDVS

Gostomel

Never ask a Ukrainian where Ukrainian Alfa Spetsnaz and majority of air combatants were grounded
Literal footage of VDV regroup through armor back to separatist territories
Battle for Avdeevka - 98th airborne and wagner Z Storm
Battle for Toretsk - VDV airborne legions
Battle for Kukharovo - VDV airborne legions
Battle for Kremennaya - VDV and Marines
Battle for Antonovsky Bridge - VDV airborne wipe out Ukrainian marines through a flank under the bridge

And first and foremost - starting the entire shit when you are nothing but a paper tiger

Winning, while roach land can’t even disarm Kurdistan and Jews only feared Russian SAMs

GAaaaaaaaay

might be aerated concrete, similar colour, drills like gypsum, good for non load bearing walls with decent insulation on its own

Erdogan doesn’t fail

No United Syria
Kurdistan still armed to the teeth
IDF air force bombing HTS openly
IDF Air Force operating in Damascus air space
The Turkish economy is hyper inflated
How are Turks this fucking weak!?

interesting articles of the day from InoSMI (Russian service for translation of foreign media articles, tass subsidiary)

EU does everything to continue the slaughter: Kiev will receive millions of new shells (Bloomberg, USA)

Political earthquake in Britain: election results changed everything at once (The European Conservative, Hungary)

Sibiga 'talks nonsense': Ukraine turned peace talks into its obituary (Tencent, China)

On Ukraine to be a big war: this move by Trump has opened Pandora's box (Advance, Croatia)

UnHerd, Britain: Europe has figured out that it needs to ask Russia for help

Why?

Maybe. I've used chemical anchors.

Russians are allowed to make alterations tl rheir aparments? Not fair

are you a woman or something

No. I'm fat Russian man.

Don't use them anyway. Most of the time at least.

Sibiga 'talks nonsense': Ukraine turned peace talks into its obituary (Tencent, China)

chinks are going off lately bro
you love to see it
checked btw

Im drunk and filled with hate. Its 60 degrees american and sunny

At least hang them right. It looks retarded draped like that.

What's happening in Britain. Did they actually do something smart for once

fear im showing signs of mercury poisoning as ive ate tuna pasta everyday for the last 2 months

Why can't I make like anything in my apartment?

There is, hover, some thing that cannot be changed, like displacement of walls (most of them) and moving out water sources.

AC is invented

based

wait two more weeks for your NHS appointment

chinks are going off lately bro

?

Go to doctor tomorrow

Also One UI 7 is crap. I hate Samsung.

Deer Frens mapper today said that Russia is launching a massive big booboo offensive.
Any one else got confirmation?

flying a massive radar signatur around targets

they must be really out of AD.

60 is very cool. 15 C.

Stumbled on any small arms exhibitions on that forum last summer or only stuck to military vehicles?

fat

are we talking dad bod fat or my moobs sweat a lot fat
or god forbid muttmerican fat
I want to know how much I can mock you
You shouldn't eat that much fast food fatty
everyone is tired of uniparty and tony blair consensus

tomorrow

holy NHS doesn't work like that
you have to pray at receptionist window from 4 in morning every day for at least a week to see a doctor, pray to NHS some more to get blood checked 2 weeks later, never see your results because those are not your results, they and you belong to NHS instead and its not your concern, wait two weeks to get letter with specialist appointment in a month or two, after that one more blood test in two weeks and another consultation in a month or two and you might get some treatment
all praise the holy NHS, taxpayer contribution be upon him

came across this funny video of a russian guy who seems to have gone native in china
have you seen any chinese people go native in russia?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ltg9OCFln4g

Any new Tors or Pantsirs on display?

Yeah, thex can boast however they like about nationalism, exclusivity, etc. but the cold hard truth is, Russia is a lot of empty space – and it so desperately needs absolutely any kind of manpower, that they can not afford to get picky.
The muh we wuzz is most likely, historically, a short transition phase necessary to sustain the ongoing war effort and not fucking accidentally collapse under the international pressure.
The very second it is not under the direct threat of collapsing, or even before, it is destined to become very very migration friendly, and try to come up with all kinds of strategies to attract absolutely anyone willing to even entertain the thought of moving, for any reason.
Especially if the person is at least a tiny bit qualified, or at least not a potential terrorist as a baseline minimum.

you have to pray at receptionist window

I mean we do have online application. I can visit commercial medical centers for free because I have insurance from employer, but it's also true for "free" insurance everyone has.
With my plan I can have any doctor appointment tomorrow. I mean today.

You shouldn't eat that much fast food fatty

I don't.

are we talking dad bod fat or my moobs sweat a lot fat

or god forbid muttmerican fat

I'm wearing 3XL clothing

This sounds way too much like a post occupation insurgency plan. This is not a war plan update at all.

The UK would be divided into 12 zones

Led by government ministers, military officials, police chief constables and judges with special powers.

Stockpiling of resources.

Definitely an occupation resistance plan.

Kind of says everything you need to know about internal confidence.

they've been talking shit, after like 70 years of pure diplomatic public niceness

Are you in Moscow/St.Petersburg or in Russia?

two weeks

Try 12-18 months.

basically any air defense missile is going to be more expensive then a geran

student festing be like

Better than your regular student food anyways.

[Sad News]

Shinji!! What did you do to that Burrito!?!?

It was tasty

What?

?

Die, perfidious anglo scum

Bomb pidors

Right-wing politicians are bleeding in March-April polls all over the world because Trump is on TV daily rambling about stupid shit. Thank you, Zion Don!

They are asking the question marks.
Very bad.

china will create a billion russians in labs

A girl at the bar is staring at me but looks away when I look up. There is a seat open next to her. How do I go about fucking her

he was a lifelong democrat btw

wtf, why there's an artillery shells landing here??

i thought I'm gonna be placed into the ac-130 gunner position to fire on the bright spots on my thermal sights like in muh heckin cawadooty vidjyagaem??

t. alberto kekkonen-martinez

Try not thinking of women as sex dolls

ask her if she wants to have sex with you

No matter.
"right wing"
"left wing"
A staged show for the goyim.
They are all bloody monsters.

Is she black?

You know what, I'm just gonna say it...
This generals obsession with Venti almost makes me wanna start supporting Ukraine.

Go get yourself a leftist government then, if it's just a staged show and it doesn't matter. I want to see you repeat it when you can't afford groceries anymore.

What kind of autistic are you ?
We can help you build something around it.

duality of /chug/

parroting red scare

present day, present time

What a fucking idiot.

just pray that ventinigger gets accepted by venti and stops posting because he'll be too busy being a niggerlover irl

2025

pleasing women

I want to see you repeat it when you can't afford groceries anymore.

Nigger, have you been watching at what's been happening in Argentina for the past year or what not? Like, at all?

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I forgot. You are literally an employee of Israeli companies. A self-admitted one on top of it.

I don't like venti.

Nigger, have you been watching at what's been happening in Argentina for the past 20 years or what not? Like, at all?

the currency collapses during left wing administration

REEEEEEEE FUCKING COMMIES EQUALS NO FOOD REEEEEEE

the currency collapses during right wing administration

REEEEEEEE THE FUCKING OPPRESSIVE LEGACY OF LEFTIST GOVERMENT REEEEEEE

I already read that book

Wish me luck, shes french

Fuck yea, we will have a train that crosses the entire country.

Take a look at inflation numbers under Alberto Fernandez, then come back.

congratulations and your welcome

are they gonna rebar democracy in Romania a second time? I heard that guitarist Blinken was behind it all

A staged show for the goyim.

They are all bloody monsters.

Pretty much.
youtube.com/watch?v=HbrWgi2rfGw

bullshit we don't build anything, especially not underground

She left and the bartender gave me a pitying look. In going back ti rape

This

get her cock tease ass bro

Theres only a jodie foster looking chick but shes wasted

Gujarati has reached outer Anon Babble

entire western puccner is being flattened by Ukrainian drones at this very moment

Zisters?

good evening /chug/frens!
Z! i denounce the talmud!!!

I wish we had that but it's not feasible, maybe for cargo. Unironically one that links Buenos Aires with Asunción in 8hs might work tho.

gets triggered

folds in a single response

reveals his real motivation

kek, you love too see that shit. Get absolutely owned you worthless communist subhuman.

who got it?

Our country is small, so it's feasible but hard due to the sierra.
We will have a passenger-cargo train mix, most likely but i believe we should have dedicated cargo and passenger lanes from the start, alas, I don't think they will do it like this.

Get post

See you in three days goy

Fucking based, tranime lost

Total tranime death

Hello, alphaleaf

gets asked to name a good non jewish movie

pulls rick and morty, adam sandler, seth rogan and jonah hill movies

Absolutely fucking wasted.

i want to say wasted, but desu this shitty coal post pretty much sums up the absolute state of this gay and retarded website.
a gay redditer being gay and retarded.

It's over. You've been punched

Hohols are claiming 400+ drones launched into western Russia.

Wasted.

Anon he makes those threads every day

hi fren!

Absolutely exquisite 24k bait. I kneel.

Mayor of Moscow claims ten more UAVs were shot down by air defense on the way to Russian capital, bringing total number to 19

t.me/mos_sobyanin/15076

a good non jewish movie

braveheart

what's the chance that Lula dies this friday?

0

Has he met JD Vance yet?

So let me get this right, Russia launched a preemptive strike hours before hohols were going to attack?

fuck...

Now that a 90 billion corruption scandal has emerged? Why?

Agent Z met Vance so it's not 100% death

picrel

Wtf ?
Is this real ?

eldar with short hairs

WTF ?!

Yeah Jannies seethe over my tasteful threads

I asked a boomer who struck boomer in the Six Day War. What do you think he said?

It was da Moslems

Are there any sites with russian prison rape videos? I need to fap

i hate this faggot so much it's unreal
guy who has never worked a day in his life says america has too many holidays

I already read that book

Then you have other options

guy who has never worked a day in his life says america has too many holidays

we have like 6 federal holidays, btw
which has got to be the lowest number in the world
china has like 70 and they do 1,000,000,000,000x more work than we do

I asked a boomer who struck boomer in the Six Day War. What do you think he said?

I asked a boomer who struck first*
Sorry I haven't had a drink yet.

This mary is such a retarded loser.

2ch.hk

Chinese work

Do nothing, wins?

Russian "Plan B" for Ukraine is basically miniature Armageddon for Europe.
"A special sneak peak before the actual thing".

If you feel something non descript and "massive" coming, it's that

vacations and holidays increase worker production
turns out that people work better when they have more time off with their family
kike cucked capitalism FAILING america is obsessed with making people "work" (99% of us do nothing) as much as possible

And the worst thing? WW2 ended in September 1945, not May. Like as much as I always get butthurt at mutts going 'muh nooks' and completely ignoring Soviet entrance with it's Manchurian front, the main contribution to defeat of Japan was still done by the mutt muhrines with their island hopping over 1942-1945 period. Who's just been completely dropped like a wet turd now by this orange retard's declaration.

Chocolate

Nothing ever happens.

vacations and holidays increase worker production

so yes, do nothing win
enjoy your WW1 and WW2 (((holidays))) (no day off work)

trump has no idea what happened in ww2, he probably doesn't even know about the nukes

but we never took credit

same country that believes that won against vietnam

Lol lmao, if anything they give themselves too much credit they totally don't deserve or earn.

also, china fought the nips too, quite a lot

don's saving grace is being funny and here he just sounds like a bitch

Lets be real. China got raped by the japs.

LOL he's so jewish his rant died on his need for shekels

yea, they got fucked up
but not nearly as bad as the US will get fucked up if we don't fix our shit and back off china

NO. YOU WILL NOT GET THE DAY OF GOYIM. YOU CAN CELEBRATE YOUR (((HOLIDAY))) AT WORK.

youtube.com/live/PKj87fukZCQ

It's over

You must buy Chinese, Xi is God, you will buy Chinese and watch tictoc! US will collapse if you don't get rid of tariffs.

For me it's the geissele super duty. I regret buying my danielle defense ris ii mk18. What a piece of zogged shit.

Chuggers are too reasonable. I was just trying ito start an argument.

I just learned that the reason they went for a 10.3 inch barrel was because that was the length they decided to cut it down to for the fucking grenade launchers they were gonna use. Not because they did any sort of ballistics testing and optimized it for a sbr. What a fucking joke. It's 11.5 all day over a 10.3 piece of poop. Better yet just get a 14.5.

Hey dealer, I bet everything on 0 (nothing)

Too much butthurt

And it's not in the belt!

Does reddit know about the thousands of hohol civilian cars (with the triangle ;)) that got droned in Kursk and Sumy

Yeah you are

Don't forget to wipe your shoes before entering the house!

its a kingdom of butthurt. they've been seething against russians for hundreds of years :) finland always had to fight for them and yet somehow russians are the bad guys

What goes on in that piece of zigger clay that's not connected to the rest of that shithole?

Thats so fucking sad.

DELET

Why is Europe purchasing even more Russian gas than before

zzz

Ukraine blew their load early before Friday

What do you want me to do colonel? I've spoken to the joint chuggers, I've spoke to Niggatoroanon, hell I've spoken to Putler. As of this moment the post stays. Ad of this moment the x-files are closed.

countahruk failed

all caps spamnigger and other assorted trannies almost entirely disappeared

looks like it

Remember about Ukraine
Remember about Ukraine
Remember about Ukraine
Remember about Ukraine
Remember about Ukraine

too chicken to actually attack on May 9th during the parade

heeheel-bros, not like this!!!

i guess we get to eat our chicken fried and cold beer in peace while watching the parade

baking

baking

It's okay, they now have the epic drone attack that will hit an empty parking lot and nothing else

They reuse this same map alot as a generic image now. The two arrows from Kherson make it obvious and easy to remember

They don't have a choice because they have been economically beaten down for so long.

They probably won't survive what's coming

tripfaging

G

Migrate

trump dodged the vietnam draft, I don't think he knows shit about it

Kek, hohol probably figured since they were getting iskandered in sumy, might as well go to kursk to not die doing nothing at the staging area.

What is wrong with you?

My personal highlight is the Ukrainian contingent marching through literal horseshit. Perfectly encapsule the Ukraine national spirit